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Health / Re: My Coronavirus Panic Experience by kayourcome: 11:06am On Mar 23, 2020
Noblefirstlady:
You are right I think panic will affect some people even before the virus and I'm one of them. I'm so scared right now I may get heart attack anytime.
I think we are on the same page. A bit scared.
Romance / Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by kayourcome: 9:12am On Mar 22, 2020
Bobcygan:
My brother sit your boss down and be straight with him, believe me I av been there those bitches will convince your boss dt u started it all. Set her up for your boss to see the proof. He might not believe you at first but then he is going to reason with u as tym goes on. Even if u end up leaving the job. He will come looking for u later. Tell your boss and damn the consequence.
As for those other ladies. My brother there is something about u they want to take away, it is spiritual bro. Stay away bro
You too have sense. And more so, you are a don if the land. Ma guy! All they want to tap from is your blessings. Ladies only run after all that glitters. Shine your eyes and use your sense
Politics / Re: Change Amotekun’s Name To ‘Oduduwa Guards’ – MURIC by kayourcome: 9:19am On Mar 21, 2020
Osagyefo98:
We need more men like Prof Akintola in west. Very visionary and upholding of the tenets of Islam.

May Allah bless his family.


We need him to do more about setting up sharia laws and court in south west.

His vision is well appreciated by all.
What is visionary about all he said. I don't know what our problems are, we just like to emanates problems and confusion in every issues tailoring it to religion. I am a practising Muslim so don't say probably I am a Christian that's why I am again you or him. Please, people sometimes could be nicknamed EKUN (tiger), KINIHUN (lion) IKOKO ( wolf), not because they are but what they do. So, would you say those people are animals because they call them that.
Please, let's stop inculcating religious diversity in every issue. So help us God.

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Culture / Re: Emir Dantoro Suspends Officials For Allowing Fulani Herdsmen Enter Communities by kayourcome: 10:40pm On Mar 09, 2020
Witcher:
This is bad... Fulani are nomadic, technically all the land belongs to them... Well if not the land at least the grasses.. he should expect payback if I'm in that town I will run away. Fulani are not like other black creatures they're special and they never forgive
Does not forgiving makes you special or wicked?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria And Japan Sign $18.2m Deal by kayourcome: 7:29am On Mar 06, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Nice one

But as a real niggarrr
Am beginning to think this Corona viruse is a failed biochemical or laboratory experiment by scientists which was intended to cure another disease but unfortunately the Corona come turn to a worse disease itself

Damnnm
What am i even saying
Too much weed in my system
Guy!!! You gettam. Na Chinese created the disease so that they can sell the vaccine at an high price when millions of people have being contracted. It's just like the movie Resident Evil. May God deliver us from these crazy people

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Crime / Re: Food Vendor 'Mama Aroma' Burnt To Death In Delta For Cooking With Mortuary Water by kayourcome: 6:44pm On Mar 03, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
corpse water?! translation please....
Omi Oku

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Family / Re: Confusion In My Very Young Marriage by kayourcome: 8:49am On Feb 29, 2020
912:
When problem no dey we go use our hand manufacture problem.

Oga na yeye dey worry you. Keep doing test upandan
My man. You really gimme joy with your response. I swear. This test will just kill your strength and leave you distressed.
Family / Re: I Think My Wife Is A Witch by kayourcome: 10:05am On Feb 26, 2020
Guy!!!! She's not a witch. Won't talk much but all I will tell you is that your lost glory will come back in multiples immediately she puts to bed. Believe it or not
Family / Re: Married But I'm Not Connected With My Husband, Hence I'm Depressed by kayourcome: 10:19am On Feb 23, 2020
Girlwhocares:


Yes,I accept my mistake for going into the marriage when i knew i was not not totally into him but i was made to believe love wasnt enough and one can grow in feelings and love in marriage.
Please, what do you think you want?
To say he is not good in bed but he gave you a kid, he's financially stable and romantic as you said. What else do any man can offer you except that. something is not really right spiritually. Someone wants you out of that happy home so that you will regret it for life. Beware and seek help spiritually.
Na half talk we dey tell omoluabi, if e enter em stomach e go complete.
Health / Re: Help: I Have premature ejaculation. by kayourcome: 10:24pm On Feb 19, 2020
Man! There is no cure to that. You can only Ork it out. I can relate well cos I was ones in that stage. You will have to work it out with your woman. Let her know what your problems are and don't be anxious when you want to have sex. Breast very well during sex and try think of something that got you sad In the past . Thank me later

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Family / Re: Help! My Husband Is A Night Crawler by kayourcome: 9:20am On Feb 19, 2020
bigiyaro:
madam, just focus on your children, old age will calm him down.
That's just it..... He will come to his senses soon
Health / Re: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by kayourcome: 8:40am On Feb 18, 2020
ChildOfDoom:
A popular Nigerian pidgin adage goes: "Pikin wey go get head, na from small dem dey know".

it's been 7 years of waywardness. no sign of me changing my obnoxious lifestyle. I'm even getting worse. it has gotten to a stage that my life and health is being threatened.......
Since you know what your problems are, you a a conquerer already. If it's not time to change your ways and overcome your challenges, you won't tell the world.
Education / Re: Help, I'm Afraid I Could Be Expelled From School After 3 Years by kayourcome: 1:54pm On Feb 13, 2020
DrBrainstorm:

Like the others have advised, u need jamb regularization. But this days it a little bit difficult, a friend of Mine has been visiting jamb office for the past 2 months, yet no positive result.
My advice to 2020 university aspirants is to make sure they accept admission from jamb caps.
Go after the jamb registration is closed. If not, you won't be attend to thoroughly. If yours school is in Ogun state, I have someone that can help you in Abeokuta jamb office. You can WhatsApp me on 07035609248 if you wish
Health / Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by kayourcome: 3:58pm On Feb 08, 2020
Timileyin1234:
I just did 1hour with olosho na, and I didn’t die
keep it on. No be ones e dey come. Na gradual death dey eye you
Health / Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by kayourcome: 3:50pm On Feb 08, 2020
profilemessages:
thank God, mumu me, after 2 minutes I don cum, guys shebi I try,

you said I am lazy, idiot spent 100hours, after she has buried you, your driver, gardener, barber, tight freind, brother, uncle, cousin, step son and security will continue from where you stopped!!!
Brother no ki me naa �������

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Health / Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by kayourcome: 3:49pm On Feb 08, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise
I swear bro. You be my G. This is all you could do. The "do your best and leave the rest sweet pass".
They are unsatisfiable. Unless you won die. Kudos to you brother
Crime / Re: 2 Police Officers Die In A Car Crash While Chasing A Vehicle In Akwa Ibom (Graph by kayourcome: 9:41pm On Feb 03, 2020
tyup:
News that gives Nigerians joy

seeing these motherfu**ers dying sad
Aswear. I just smile as I dey read ma
Crime / Re: Someone Used My ATM Card To Shop On Aliexpress by kayourcome: 12:46pm On Feb 02, 2020
Only close relative could do such. Na person wey know you Weller stole that card. Even may be he has access to your mail or phone you received alert with. Check your surrounding
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by kayourcome: 9:35am On Jan 18, 2020
We4all:


Seeking for advice from people that probably last less longer than your boyfriend. grin grin grin Anyways, sometimes I wonder why people attach so much importance to penetrative sex when you can experience orgasm with just pre-intimacy. Most guys fail in this department and always want to go right into it. And before you say 'Jack Robinson', they are already snoring like a he-goat.

If you want to taste the forbidden fruit, then why be in a hurry? I understand that prostitutes charge by the minute, but if you're with a so called 'fiance', then take your time to explore his body. And he should do the same with you.

Your 'fiance' may be a 2 minutes man, but can still be able to satisfy you. You guys should start with kisses, caresses and other pre-intimacy acts.

Even if both of you are sexually charged, continue with the sexual acts, and wrap it up with penetrative sex. Even if he doesn't last long, you will be too excited to notice.

Oh! I forgot to add that our youths these days no longer indulge in love making, but are more concerned about sex. The men just want to thrust, and the women are ever ready to open the well. Majority even practice anal sex nowadays. How gross!
Madam. This is the solution you need. Don't allow him to rush in so that he won't rush out.
There is always anxiety when it comes to sex and your heart beats increases, you have to calm all nerves by fire plays( kisses, hug, romance, etc.) By the time you guys are done with this, you both would be half satisfied and the 2 minutes will be like 2 hours.
Family / Re: My Kids Nanny Is Leaving - Urgent Advise by kayourcome: 10:33am On Jan 07, 2020
kodyx:
Tell her to agree along with the plans of the MIL and hubby, when they might have taken her back home, she can always find her way back and by then you might have gotten her an alternative accomodation. It just for you to make the whole arrangements with her, that way those guys won't hold anything against you.
Nice advice. I support this
Romance / Re: Re: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy That Earns N30k? by kayourcome: 10:43am On Dec 31, 2019
lilwetdick:


if you have a sister, will your father allow a man earning 30k to marry your sister? pls be realistic
First babe. We can't choose for them. We can only advise. My sister got married to someone who she thinks he is the best for her. What she earns does not concerns us but her happiness being with him matter most. Why do we make mistook money for happiness. They are two different things.
You can be living large and not happy and live low and have a bountiful of happiness. It's your choice
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by kayourcome: 9:24pm On Dec 28, 2019
shortgun:
Have no fear, u will be 2geda.
Call her and observe how she responds.
She's expecting ur call or some explanation right now.
If she doesn't take ur calls send her messages.
Tell her that the girl was just a fling...girls don't generally care about who u f*ck but who u r dating.

As the conversation goes on find
a way to put some of the blame on her grin grin

At d end nak her the make up nak.

Kudos to you ma G. That's all it will take. "Make up nak".... Is the end of discussion

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Yawning On A Plastic Chair After Performing In Ilorin by kayourcome: 7:10am On Dec 27, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
So...
I tire ooo. Se e no be human being. ABI, having money and fame buys away nature. kiss GTFO
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Acquires A 2013 Ferrari 458 Italia (Photos) by kayourcome: 9:28am On Dec 19, 2019
tellwisdom:
Olden days motor. Spits angry
Which one you get?? Spit
Romance / Re: Am I Making A Mistake? by kayourcome: 7:03am On Dec 17, 2019
Babe... These ones are tip of an iceberg. S man that can use fouls words again you and raise his hand to beat a woman she makes loves with does not worth settling with. Your life is importantanter
Education / Re: Can I Still Go Back To School At 23? by kayourcome: 9:32am On Dec 16, 2019
xtremeTall:
Thanks bro,,i really appreciate
you are welcome

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Education / Re: Can I Still Go Back To School At 23? by kayourcome: 9:08am On Dec 16, 2019
I started school at 26 and I am now a graduate at 29 plus. Guys ! Go write your jamb and get yourself into school.
But a piece of advise to you, choose a less competitive school and don't go for schools wirh high candidatesb such as OAU, Unilag etc. If you have a strong network there you can go for it.it's a mistake I made for 3 good year before changing my institution and was offered admission.

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Romance / Re: I Accommodate Her In My House, Now I Am In Love With Her by kayourcome: 9:50am On Dec 15, 2019
Why can his so called boyfriend take care of her shelter? And they are fucking on your bed while you are away. Guy if this is true , the two both of you will surely Bleep Una self. Am talking from experience. Do help you God
Romance / Re: I Quit Being A Nice Guy by kayourcome: 9:43am On Dec 15, 2019
If you con burn her now, dem go say guys cruel oo take heart bro
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Hugs Cardi B, Shares Photos by kayourcome: 7:59am On Dec 09, 2019
chillex8:
And some Nigerians went to Cubana that night to blow millions on champagne. But their visitor only drank "small stout".

common sence

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Celebrities / Re: Peju Johnson: Men Send Their Manhood Photos To Me Because Of My Boobs by kayourcome: 9:49pm On Dec 07, 2019
The breast weybe say law of diminishing return don set in.mtcheeeeeeeew

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