₦airaland Forum

HNIC:
@ Debo

I think AA's personal terms wont cause so much wahala,hopefully
But still won't pop the champagne until he appears on the Arsenal website!
Meanwhile, when he signs,I wonder what will happen.
Will he take Hleb's number 13 jersey or Billy relinquishes the no 10 jersey and picks no 13.
It still looks odd to me seeing a centre back puting on the number 10 jersey
Especially, one that was once won by a legend,DB10.

It may interest you that one of the reason Billie left SB was cos his number was given to Ballack or so.
We have so many cases of funny number-donning by our players,BUT Billie's case is the funniest .
Jersey number 13 i feel is the most realistic till Billie is off-loaded in the summer.

Arshav-in? I still say Arshav-pending!

debosky:
Finally?

There are still issues to be sorted out regarding personal terms. . . .I repeat, till the player appears on Arsenal.com, don't assume the deal is done.

This is to prevent undue heart attacks and high BP.

Once again,every one with a faint heart should religiously tow this line pls!

Aaaaaaaaaaight brov it's ll good.With that look though,you can still play for naija under-17,never mind U-20

Keep the leftie "burning" like Persie!

Brash,

Never knew you don't always do the talking(posting about footie),you do the real action too.

Do intend playin pro some say?

Oh me days!You seem pretty happy to play away from North London too,

eldee:
This is just an appreciation thread for the top-class poets we have on NL Rap Battles Section
Erm first of all, I had to take this away from that endz so people don't come there and post all their lines

This one goes with the same concept as the other thread, just post your favourite lines by Nairaland netcees
Just think of the best lines you've seen from Nland battles and post them
It could be any sick collection on wordplays or this heavy puchline
Anything that you saw that made you lift you hands from the keyboard to cover you mouth or just sumn from a battle that makes you go 'Oi, you got murked bruv'

I'll appreciate it if we can keep the lines short and direct, or maybe seperate them

A general format like this should be used so it's easier to read
e.g
Lines: 'One, two, buckle my shoe . . . '
Netcee: 'Alvin'
Battle: 'Alvin Vs Alloy'

P.S: Please try as much as possible to post other pple's lines. Game recognise game, so pre-written only.

@Tosin

I think the emboldened part is the reason the "shit" is here!

Kini big deal?
Steven G also has a pending case in court

AJITERU:
Debo,
kindly discuss with Arsene Wenger to please sign the talk of the town for us. Less thank seven hours to go. Please do something fast.

debosky:


Abeg oh, I am just an ordinary fan like yourself. . . .I have no connections to AW. Ask Muki to deliver your message to him, I heard AW goes on vacation to Gambia every year.

@Ajiteru

Y'all got to learn that inculcating the siddon-look approach is the most soothing and calming approach to this "window".
The more you expect,the more your BP sky-rockets

Bryan Adams------------------Inside out
Westlife------------------Catch My breathe
Faith Hill------------------If am not in love with you
Lonestar------------------------I pray
Regina Belle/Peabo bRYSON--------------A whole new world
Evanescense---------------------Immortal
Aaron Neville/Linda Ronstadt-------------Dont know much
Stephen Gately-----------------Faith
Ronan Keating---------------if tommorow never comes
Boyzone-------------------You needed me
Micheal Bolton------------------Drift away
Shania Twain--------------Hold on

2-tek
Igho
symo the black ceaser

Will get back with the last 2 soonest

Think the "evil spirit" Fani Kayode complained about has left the aviation sector?
What is it with nigerian players and fatal auto crash,think some players died in Dec' too.
Anyway may God grant them eternal bliss.
RIP

and yeah Sauron is Eminem,and also Canibus(oh dang!2 in 1)

A-40 is Jay-Z

_{Yankee artiste impersonating too?}

And Sisi Jinx is M.I,he's only claiming to be a female

Poster any idea on how we can ex-terminate this people?

Cristalz:
Wonder which Chav cured her of her erstwhile Hot (oops),horney state

The wonky "developments" in wankford bridge will rid any one of that crizzle

allboyz:
i just tot of this now:

i think the fact the Aston Villa is on top of us is "REALLY" making us play very fast attacking football while still under pressure.

we had ever since taken all game like a "do OR die" affair. . .

what do you think?

Maybe that, coupled with the fact that the lads realised that any loss will culminate in us losing pace with the front runners.The fact we are still 6 points off the top of the table is amazing inspite of the way we've wobbled and fumbled during the first half of EPL.

Somethings tells me we are in for more twist and turn this season but i doubt it will include us winning the league.And MAYBE we might just win it,i have learnt to" never say never" in the game of football.

@debo

U wonderin who blue chic is?Well it might interest you to know she's the lady whose erstwhile ID depicts unbridled libido i.e Hot wateva

I pray the winng-streak a la Persie's superlative form continue in tommorow's match and i wouldn't mind seeing Ramsey in the thick of things tommorow too.

That been said,do you have any inkling about who we have lined up as replacement for Arsh as the chances of gettin him to Emirati seems gone now?

@HNIC
What wldnt one see on nairaland.The best thing is to take with a pinch of a salt and malt .
As per Arsh-out,i am pretty sure the Russians are stalling cos of the Citeh's chase of Kaka that had a natural demise,
hoping maybe the new money-miss-road of EPL will look his way.
They are on the look-out to maximize their profit of the poor guy

Well let's see how things pan out,but the ultimatum is 26th though.

Who's Wenger's next target?My fingers are inter-twined

And yeah i supported Enyimba till the departure of Orji Uzor Kalu

BlueDiva:
Enlighten us, oh wise one
Have been a critic your loser club since the early days of Adams, Parlour, Seaman et al

Nor be today

I laugh in twi! ;DSo what will intimating you i have been an unfliching supporter since 1915(no apologies to debo) justify?
Club mementoes?The amount i possess will drown the titanic .U happy now?
Mon chere,come off it already,or you keep wallowing in your silliness,the choice is yours.

mukina2:
Nowadays everyone has turned into an Arsenal analyst

The annoying thing is the backward-intelligence some of these arm-chair critics display.It's baffling!

BlueDiva:
5th place indeed. Guess the fear of not qualifying for CL is cracking them up.

I hope y'all ain't nitwits?
Where the money una dey save since? Maybe pidgin will be clearer
U've been negotiating the poor boys fees forever, a paltry 15mil and in two installments?
I thought u made loads of profit last year.

I give up!It's either you are been paid to display this kinda untainted and unbridled buffonery or you are just a wimp!.

Try not to pass this to the next generation please.

BlueDiva:
U're a fool.
U pple have been running ur mouth about how AW is saving money for y'all
Now u can't pay a paltry 15mil, when others are spending hundreds of pounds
By the way, I know more footy than your generation born and unborn
Loser

Another loser bites the dust

If u r indeed a soccer afficionado,then your initial post wouldnt have been muttered.
Paltry 15 mil indeed on a 28 year old player that we can pay far lesser for in months' time?
Maybe the Citeh-Jong's saga needed to be rammed through you to understand the situation better.
Lemme guess the club you support,of course it has to be our "wasteful" neighbour whose profligacy
knows no bound they have to purchase sheva for a ludicrous sum.

BlueDiva:
Arsenal to spread Arshavins fee over 2 years.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1126799/Arshavin-finally-set-Arsenal-Zenit-accept-improved-15m-offer.html
Are you guys so poor?
Where is the $$$ Wenger has been saving

Oh ye of runted knowledge.

Silence is foolish when you are wise,and wise when you are foolish.

I still bought PMS @ the rate of N70 on my way out this morning into my car.Like i stated yesterday,this injunction will take a rather slow compliance compared with the way the marketers comply with alacrity when the price takes a north-pole direction.Naija with its unending drama!

And something tells me this is a Greek gift,i am sure the moment their a slight jack up in oil price per barrel,Nigerians should be ready to pay more than the N70 we've hitherto been buyin fuel.Just my opinion though.Cos even non-oil exporting countries have reduced the pump price of fuel before now.I just do not trust Nigerian govt.There has never been a reason to really.

This injunction will take a rather slow compliance compared with the way the marketers comply with alacrity when the price takes a north-pole direction.Naija with its unending drama!

debosky:
Inspired don't fall for these women o, they want to sleep with you so they can steal your 'power' and your 'star' and sell it to igwe!

Oh lawdy!

Now this people has broken one of my rib

Just when i thought my day wouldnt end/start on a good note.Igwe's been ex-terminated,albeit temporarily by buzzie bee,and now it's all about covortin and all what not

Oh lawdy!

And in some other news apart from the "owl-faced" drama and Citeh's Jong profligacy,

Arsenal Hitman Eduardo Ready For First Team After 11 Month Injury


http://www.goal.com/en/teams/england/94/arsenal-news

We eagerly await your "untaylored" first team action again Dudu.

Gooners para siempre!

Actually none!

I think Zenit's asking price for a player who is already peaked is outrageous.What do they take Arsenal for?Citeh?

Wenger should look else where please and get a player that's ontop of his game,cheaper,that can contribute in the UCL and EPL and will not experience a downturn in form in the next 2yrs.

Before anyone hang me and say didnt the scummies pay 30m for Berba,we must have it in mind Berba is tested and trusted in EPL.

4O?

By then,a lady should be prepping for menopause

Taken:
<If your friend's wife comes to you as the husband's best friend to actually confirm if her husband cheats on her, peradventure she has been hearing the rumour but just wanted to confirm from you as the husband's right hand man What would you tell her? putting in mind that if you tell her the truth outrightly(i.e being honest) you might end up breaking up thier home and remember that you shouldnt put as under what god has joined together. In this kind of scenario i strongly suggest that you desist from telling her the truth instead you should go and caution your friend, but you would end up being dishonest by lying to her. Please follow nairalanders whats your take on this one. >

Honesty is still the best policy. But telling on others is called snitching. Honesty does not require you to confess on behalf of other pple.
But to be honest about your own actions or deeds is very important cus nature will still reveal the hidden stuff anyway.

That is why there is no exclusivity in life,virtually everything in life is relative.
In life,if you can not tell a truth that can be believed,tell a believable lie

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196574.msg3363307#msg3363307 date=1232410983]Put ur life on it as a bet that United would be beaten bluish blackish by Fulham at OT!!!
We came back from Japan to be 7 points behind Liverpool.
Tonight, we are on top of em with a GAME in hand. We are yet to drop a single point since we came back from Japan.
Never mind conceding a goal.[/quote]I can put my life on it that you do not need to be beaten black n blue to drop points.A goal deficit can easily do the magic

Mind you Jackal,United is YET to win the league so put a suck in it

I still insist u desist from your pre-ejaculation!A bird in the hand is the ONLY true catch

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196574.msg3362879#msg3362879 date=1232402843]6 points behind the top(who have a GAME IN HAND).
If they win that, it's NINE POINTS. [/quote]For the life of you,you know a game in hand aint automatically 3 points.Do not count your chicks before they are hatched hombre

This season,we are still in for a lot of twist and turn only 24 and prison break can rival

Same ol' same ol' gibberish!

_{yawns and presses control W}