In search of ideas on how to run the country... that clueless redneck

july66:
well done Mr professor of english. Folks who make typographical errors here is not an indication of poor knowledge of english. Some send their write up without proof reading it to make fp. So stay calm Mr Perfect.

Just like you right now. Keep working on it though...

okechukwu101:

He landed the Mike cos he is the best at that time for it. Would they have given it to an English prof?

Was he better than Jay Jay? Quality sports analysts abound I beg... I smell Nepotism.

browseyd22:

I pray u don't die of foolishness,up efcc for Wat,wetin Dem do Whc work idiots like u want Mk De boy do 4 dis country Mk he carry gun Abi,na wa oh as sense cheap u no Jxt fit afford am very bad

You miss the sacarsm wise one... pathetic

The outcome of this election is scary, I hope the world is safe...

We dey work o... forget Dasuki and co., we get in their case. No let the amount worry you. Up Naija! Up EFCC

Aisha is like a learner at a game of chess. Ignoring an obvious porn in favour of the enemies king mesmerizes her.... She will learn eventually

Women can so push ur bottons! Yet they form victims.... Now they have made beasts of these men, totally ruined them

That na Victor trade mark na... I wonder why its news now. How did he land the mike in the first place

Yomieluv:
see his thick lips, like 200naira pomo.

Those lips Don chop more money than your entire village

samtoles:


Benson is a LAGOS surname. I know because I am a Lagosian and my surname is Benson...I am Sammy Benson

Hmm. So my friend Benson from Essien Udim in Akwaibom State na Lagosian too abi ? U too sabi!

nickxtra:
My marriage to my wife is facing a serious challenge, after I discovered from my wife's WAEC certificate, that the date of her birth on the result is 6 years more than what she told me and what has been in all her non academic documents, including her C.V. Actually, i have seen all her academic certificates, including her NYSC discharge certificate, but never saw her S.S.C.E and FSLC results that normally bear dates of birth. Each time i ask her for them in order to compile all the credentials for job application purposes, she would tell me that her WAEC, NECO and primary school results are in a box, with her mum in thier home town; that she would ask her mum to bring them. I gnomo her mum lager came with them for her.

Eventually, a serious sure job came for which i would need these credentials to forward to the organization. She gave me the WAEC result with the excuse that age forgot the NECO and FSLC in her current office, which she promised to bring. Lol and behold! What i saw on the WAEC result is a date of birth 6 years higher than what she told me and what is in her C.Vs.

I called her attention and she started giving me excuses that hold no water. She is saying that the same DOB were erroneously registerd for her when, perhaps they were registering her for both WAEC and NECO. That when the results came out and she noticed the errors, she complained and applied to correct same, but since then, the exam authorities have not corrected them. I have not come to terms with the this discovery. I think this may cause us peace, thrust and love in pur marriage.

My brothers and sisters, i think am contemplating of what action to take against her and am contemplating a divorce, but our two children are still very small for this. I want to report this issue to her family and mine. Am gradually withdrawing my trust for her.

I need matured advice and suggestions that will see me through this.

So over age don follow enter marriage? na football dey sabi get that kind malaria o.. Meanwhile Bros, provided she still dey score goals, no sweat am...

Ayo199:
Please i need advice on this:
I am from a christian home and i strongly believe in the existence of GOD..
I am to participate in a debate in one of my courses..philosophy to be precise...which is a 3-unit course..
I am to support the notion which says "GOD DOES NOT EXIST"..But now am confused.. Should I reject it and fail or deny GOD with my proclamation and pass...

I refuse to believe that anybody will urge you to deny God just to pass exams, no seasoned philosophy lecturer can do that. I strongly believe you have the question wrong. I graduated near top of my class as a philosophy student, and that was never part of any course requirements.the God question is a core aspect of philosophical reflections which leaves philosopher polirized, while logic serves as a guiding light. No one must pitch a defined tent, u can choose to believe or not. Whatever you choose must be backed by logically sound arguments. Philosophers who believe in God abound with cogent constructive reasons, but not blindly.

Omo alert level dey very high here!!

You are just meeting a guy and you are asking him to do it without protection to prove his love... Along the line u get knocked up, aha! You have finally secured eternity with him! Little did you... How abt playing it safe until he says i do? sorry na ur case aunty.

The fear of boko haram is the beginning of this show

Aspireahead:


can I know the formulae you use in doing this maths?

Nna leave formulae, the fact be say those pseudo lawmakers are robbing Us blind, and working extra hard to keep Us blind.

That dude wants a party, she just doesn't see it

Dollar sure pass Naira man Mi...

Nice setting though, no too much photo shopping and sand paper...

Hey how about the mind blowing sex that old redneck is enjoying?!

Practice what i preach!
Forget what fun I had though....
Now give me your bombom, where's my bulala?!

Thank God say Usain Bolt no be one of them
E for pain me die if all of them hang gold for neck
Naija need improve aha...

I beg help us with one medal, u hear? Make shame no kill person.

mrvitalis:

First of all what is innovation??
This technology is already in place,
the duration is only a function of the given battery

What has this added to engineering??

Lol those he even know what angle to tilt the fan?? Or u thing those angles are just chosen??

No wonder Nigerians value practicals over theory

Check the meaning of innovation and tell me if this is innovative

Mind u am a mechanical Engineer And this is my feild

Engineer I beg appreciate the young man small. Remember say na Naija be this, just pause and think of wetin him mates for Naija dey do now, then you go see say him try.... Thank you sir.

You snap passport say na look

khenykhey:
Not funny

Very funny!
Oya your turn, lets hear u

Unwanted company wan form association, see him beret

The boys are not happy... Garbage in garbage out

PHCN dey use gen for office
Police dey switch clothes when them hear "thief"!
Fire Service dey supply water for party
Politicians... Forget those ones
So why u expect immigration to perform miracle? Na heaven u wan go?

Welcome to our NAIJA

Over rated selling point, I wish she had brains that big

See mumu dey dab

nestic:
the husband as ugly as fvck.. buh marry Egyptian Queen.. which other minister pikin still dey single and ready to mingle... i dey make mah wedding pic mah they front page