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naija with it's characteristic poor pitch lighting..

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Op could have saved some of us the trouble by simply calling it its more conventional name - a 'G-String'-like panties.

U cant just assume all of us know wetin be 'throng'

The arrow in the pix below shows a throng

That's as far as I can goooo

Dayo Oduneye, fellow co-owner of
Kennis Music and business partner,
Kenny Ogungbe of PrimeTime
Entertainment fame is allegedly
having a secret affair with a United
Kingdom based lady, Susan Ekpe.
The affair has already produced a
two year old child named Rebecca.
The source who`s close to the couple
says that the mistress, Ekpe is now
feeling the heat as she now has to
nurture and fend for her almost 2
year old baby girl; who by the way
they say totally looks like D1, all by
herself.
Sources say that D1 met this Calabar
born lady, Ekpe during the 2009
Nottinghill Carnival and the duo has
been closely inseparable since then
to the extent that D1 got her a house
in London which served as his
second home. When Ekpe visited
Nigeria for the first time, D1 sent his
car to pick her up from the airport
and took her sight seeing with
numerous shopping sprees in the
country.
The source who`s close to the couple
says that the mistress, Susan is now
feeling the heat as she now has to
nurture and fend for her almost 2
year old baby girl; who by the way
they say totally looks like D1, all by
herself.
According to the source, D1 totally
maintained a strict condom policy
during their s*xual encounters, that
lasted almost 4 years until he
decided to change it up and go
unprotected one fateful evening.
That eventful night led to Ekpe’s
pregnancy but D1 stood his ground
that the pregnancy must be aborted.
Ekpe won the battle and kept the
child.
Ekpe works in the UK but reports
say she’s frustrated and insists that
D1 must take responsibility and play
the father role, marriage or not.

source: http://pointblanknews.com/pbn/news/dayo-oduneye-d1-in-sex-scandal/

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dear future NLers...

everything I would have asked u about then had already been asked by the Op but one thing...
we used to have a special crew back then called 'the endtime crew', do you still have them there...I am sure they would be surprised if they found out that close to a thousand years after their predictions, the world is still as kicking as ever, cos they actually believed that all the harsh happenings around us now were signs of endtime
imagine so many atrocities, man's inhumanity to has fellow man, same sex getting married, a special cult called 'the Freemason ' taking over our churches.. just to mention but a few...
I am sure by then, Nigeria would have divided..how many countries has it divided into now?...I won't be surprised if you say 774 countries..because during our time even every family wanted to form his own state...so divided we were!
one last question I would like to asked 'What are you people living on now? I am sure the oil Wells dried up long time ago...on behalf of all those who contributed either knowingly or unknowingly towards shortchanging your generation, I tender our unreserved apology..

Take care and be good!
Kelklein
Sept., 2013

watching the polity like a movie..

ET... replacement!

lwtmb

Is it just me...or those picture evidence are actually not showing

dammn.... should hav waited another 3weeks before buying the a+...now isn't stuck with 8mp/1.3mp


pls knows how much is this ish

whenever there is a rainbow, a lion is giving birth somewhere at the base of the rainbow

Spineless GEJ Learned Nothing From
Brutish OBJ: What A Shame


It has been sad to watch the past few months as
the PDP disintegrated month-by-month under the
leadership (or lack thereof) of Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan. The other day, GEJ was at the Eagle
Square, Abuja, for a mini-convention of the party
which was aimed at reconciling warring factions.
While he was still seated, adorned with all the
paraphernalia and appurtenances of President and
Commander-in-Chief, Federal Republic of Nigeria,
Atiku Abubakar, the celebrated fugitive from
American judicial system, led a group of “dissident”
governors on a walk-out. The most that GEJ could
do, reportedly, was to wear a morose look and
shake his bowed head like a defeated man.
The level of disrespect of this man was so palpable
that many who did not care about his political
fortunes or misfortunes had to, at least, rise in
defense of the exalted Office of the President.
No matter what you thought of Olusegun
Obasanjo’s leadership of the country and the PDP,
you almost wished that OBJ was back in charge; for
he had a strong spine. I cannot imagine ANY
governor walking out on OBJ. That governor was
not yet born when OBJ ruled. That governor would
have eaten his pounded yam as ordinary yams.
That governor, for good or ill, would have found
himself in so much trouble he would curse the day
he was elected. And this was the case largely
because OBJ knew his onions. He paid attention to
the minutiae of government; not just at the Federal
level, but to some degree, even at the State level.
So, when OBJ barked, governors and ministers
trembled because they knew he could also bite
hard. Those with skeletons in their cupboards
accused him of being too dictatorial, and that he
forgot he was no longer in the military. It was cheap
blackmail and OBJ saw it as such. He was not
having any of that nonsense. He believed that
Nigeria, at the time, needed a leader who was
“feared rather than loved”; for Nigerians only loved
if they had something to gain personally. Those
who doubted the potency of OBJ’s teeth did not live
(politically) to tell the story. Those who underrated
his political acumen did so at their own peril. Ask
Tafa Balogun, Abubakar Atiku et al.
Almost as broke as a church rat in 1999, OBJ broke
out of jail and rode on the backs of the naïve PDP
founders straight into Aso Rock. All the bigwigs
who founded the party thought OBJ would show his
gratitude by laying low and accepting the
presidency as Yoruba’s (June 12 mandate)
placation gift. But no sooner had he settled in office
than he rolled up IGP Tafa Balogun and carted him
off to jail, making him regurgitate most of his loot
on the way out.
When Balogun did not move fast enough on his way
out of the courtroom on one occasion, his police
escorts beat him to near-pulpiness. Remember, it
was the same Balogun’s police force that oversaw
the massive election rigging that brought OBJ to
power. But OBJ was smart enough to keep his
hands clean during the exercise, letting the so-
called PDP founders do the dirty work. OBJ then
set up the ICPC and EFCC. For most of his first
term, OBJ hardly employed either of the two
organizations. He allowed them as free a reign as
possible until the start of his second term. And by
then, many of the would-be thorns in OBJ’s flesh
had so soiled their hands with corruption that none
could withstand his withering assaults when they
came.
If the senators planned to curb OBJ by impeaching
him, the man was several steps ahead of them. He
started by making an example of their leader,
Adulphus Wabara. Nuhu Ribadu’s EFCC accused
then Senate Leader Wabara (and four others) of
demanding and receiving N55 million bribe from
Fabian Osuji, then Minister of Education. Wabara
ostensibly shared (or planned to share) the money
with other senators as condition for passing the
2005 education ministry’s budget. After Wabara got
his hands full of EFCC arrests and invitations and
eventually lost his job in the Senate, all of the
remaining senators became born-again, and all
accepted OBJ as their Jesus.
To the best of my knowledge, GEJ has not gotten
(and cannot get) nasty with any of the politicians
questioning his authority. Even with governor
Rotimi Amaechi (Rivers), GEJ had to hire surrogates
(including his wife) to fight his proxy battle. He has
forgotten that if he wins the proxy battle, he would
be unable to claim the victory directly. And,
therefore, he would still be viewed as a weakling.
GEJ operates as if he is forever unable to assert his
legitimacy because of his indebtedness to all those
PDP governors that helped him overcome Turai
Yar’Adua’s cabal. That cabal almost successfully
denied him the presidency when President Yar’Adua
died. That cabal is well and alive. And because of
GEJ’s lack of confidence, the cabal has grown
exponentially with the infusion of the Atiku
machine.
OBJ was different. OBJ embarked on the systematic
annihilation of his enemies so that he could govern
in peace. When former Plateau State governor,
Joshua Chibi Dariye, who worked assiduously for
OBJ’s election in 1999 and his re-election in 2007,
started to flex his muscles, he did not know what
hit him when OBJ’s train came through. Dariye had
helped himself to, at least, $9 million of his State’s
money. For that, OBJ set the London Metropolitan
Police after Dariye. They arrested him in London in
2004. The former governor jumped bail and escaped
to Nigeria where, as a serving governor, he had
immunity from prosecution. OBJ did not relent
though. He knew that Dariye did not steal all that
money by himself. He had to have had some
members of his state’s Legislature in cahoots with
him. OBJ then applied the “Alamieyeseigha’s
Tactic”: blackmail the corrupt state legislators with
the threat of prosecution for corruption and promise
them leniency if they would impeach the governor.
Of course, by November 2006, Dariye was
impeached and the odious stench oozing out of
Plateau State was cleaned out. In the same State,
former Second Republic NPP governor, Solomon
Daushep Lar, who was also Chairman of the PDP
Board of Trustees (BoT) when OBJ was president,
found himself on the receiving end of OBJ’s koboko
(or bulala, if you are Hausa). Lar supported then
Vice-President Atiku’s quest for the Presidency,
and that was reason enough for OBJ to get him
removed as Chaiman of BoT.
Lar has since gone into political oblivion. Even his
Vice-President, because he was so steeped in many
vices, was unable to extricate himself from OBJ’s
trap. Atiku spent most of his second term under
OBJ fighting off the EFCC, the Interpol, the FBI, or
the Washington DC, Virginia and Maryland police
departments. Atiku had led an insurrection (much
as he is doing right now) to deny OBJ a second
term, therefore, OBJ set out to teach him a lesson
about insubordination and disloyalty. That Atiku is
not currently languishing in jail is a testament to
his supreme survival skills.
For much of OBJ’s second term, he kept the
proverbial Sword of Damocles hanging on the
heads of governors Bola Tinubu (Lagos), Diepreye
Alamieyeseigha (Bayelsa), Ayodele Fayose (Ekiti),
Orji Kalu (Abia), Chimaraoke Nnamani (Enugu),
Peter Odili (Rivers), Lucky Igbinedion (Edo), Ahmed
Sanni Yerima (Zamfara), Jolly Nyame (Taraba),
Boni Haruna (Adamawa), George Akume (Benue),
Attahiru Bafarawa (Sokoto), Adamu Muazu
(Bauchi), Victor Attah (Akwa Ibom), Bukola Saraki
(Kwara), and Rasidi Ladoja (Oyo). They all had to
switch their bedding spots every night and slept
with one eye open in case OBJ’s EFCC showed up.
Only Donald Duke (Cross River) was openly
absolved by the EFCC at that time.
Also, at some point, IBB’s supporters egged him on
to challenge OBJ’s stranglehold on the party. And
for a while, it appeared IBB was going to bite. But
once the EFCC arrested his son, Muhammed, and
asked him to explain how he came about the multi-
billion naira shares he held in Globacom when he
never worked a day in his life, IBB simmered and
became an apostle of OBJ’s political catechism.
OBJ had one thing or the other on most of the
governors. They dared not look him cross-eyed or
challenge his authority in any way, let alone walk
out on him. That respect…that gravitas that the
office of president carries (whether you are
president of the Republic of Sao Tome and Principe,
or you are the president of the United States of
America), is what GEJ lacks. It does not require
clairvoyance to know that GEJ, in spite of his
adroitness as a politician (he did not become
deputy-governor, governor, vice-president, and
president in succession all on sheer luck) is a much
maligned and compromised character. You can tell
that most of the governors know GEJ lacks any
moral authority to threaten them with the EFCC, or
even an ordinary definitive suspension/expulsion
from the party. Only under GEJ could a person like
Atiku retain the right to call a press conference in
broad daylight, at a public arena, and make
demands. Under OBJ, Atiku was humiliated and so
marginalized to the point that OBJ withdrew his
official aides! Atiku had to hire media aides from
his personal purse!! Now this same man has grown
a pair of cajones (testicles) big enough to challenge
GEJ so brazenly. Only under such an enfeebled and
cowered ruler could the Atikus of PDP still thrive.
It was even reported that the so-called G-7
governors who staged the walk-out and later
formed their own “New PDP” had the temerity to
demand, as one of their conditions for making
peace with GEJ, that he orders the EFCC to desist
from probing them! What!! I will not be surprised if
the G-7 announces tomorrow the expulsion of GEJ
himself from PDP!!!
After begging OBJ to intercede in the PDP
internecine squabbles, GEJ, out of frustration (and

again through surrogates), now reportedly blames
OBJ for being the fomenter of the many fratricidal
feuds in the party. Who is to blame if, as the de
facto leader of the nation and the ruling party, GEJ
had to rely on OBJ to periodically help mediate his
many fights? A couple of Yoruba proverbs here: “I’d
rather not be king if I wield no authority over the
people”; “If you are a hawk and you can’t scoop up
a chick, you are worthless”. Next time we have a
president, he better be somebody imbued with
limitless courage, boundless wisdom and a
spotless character so that no one is able to take
him hostage.


http://mobile.saharareporters.com/article/spineless-gej-learned-nothing-brutish-obj-what-shame

Stop washing your chicken. Not only is rinsing your poultry before you cook ineffective at killing germs, it can actually spread them, Drexel University researchers say.
Via an animated "Germ-Vision" YouTube clip (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZXDotD4p9c ), the researchers show how the bacteria can ride on the misting water droplets, splattering the food-prepared in a 2-3 foot radius.
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"Washing doesn't sanitize," said Dr. Jennifer Quinlan, an associate professor in the Department of nutrition Sciences at Drexel University. She spearheaded the public awareness project on a grant from the USDA, which has for years advised against rinsing or soaking chicken prior to cooking.
The water molecules carrying salmonella or campylobacter bacteria, two of the leading causes of food-borne illness, aren't visible to the naked eye. Even a trickle of water can give the pathogens a means of locomotion through a process known as "aerosolization."
Instead, said Quinlan, just unwrap the chicken and stick it in the oven or on the grill. The only way to kill the bacteria is to cook the chicken thoroughly until it reaches an internal temperature of165 degrees. Health official advise following traditional procedures for avoiding cross-contamination as well.
Despite the risk, 90 percent of the population washes their chicken before cooking it, according to a survey Quinlan conducted. The practice appears to have been passed down from generation to generation. During the study's focus groups,the most common reason for why consumers chose to douse their poultry was, "that's how I was taught to do it."
Even Julia Child, and other big name cooks, have recommended it for years. "Just run the water right through it inside and out," said Child in an a clip from her old TV program 'The French Chef.' "I just think it's the safer thing to do."
Sorry, Julia, it's just the opposite.
"Once you introduce water, you start to give bacteria a way to move around," said Quinlan.
But the habit may be hard to break for cooks who firmly belief in the power giving their chicken a bath before the barbecue.
"My response :try it once," said Quinlan. "Make your chicken without washing it once. If it doesn't taste any different, ask yourself, why are you washing it?"

Shown below: Researchers developed an animation to show how washing chicken can unnecessarily cause food-borne pathogens to mist and spread.

source: http://t.nbcnews.com/business/stop-washing-your-chicken-8C11067715

Now,
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endtime tinz

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this guy ignorantly underestimates the southwest

Phablet - Techno phantom tinzz

This thread is strictly for Vet Doctors practicing home or abroad, self- or government-employed....come in, let's get to know one another and share practice experience.

A selection of new words added to Oxford Dictionaries
• apols, pl. n. (informal): apologies.
• A/W, abbrev.: autumn/winter (denoting or relating to fashion designed for the autumn and winter seasons of a particular year). (See also S/S)
• babymoon, n. (informal): a relaxing or romantic holiday taken by parents-to-be before their baby is born; a period of time following the birth of a baby during which the new parents can focus on establishing a bond with their child.
• balayage, n.: a technique for highlighting hair in which the dye is painted on in such a way as to create a graduated, natural-looking effect.
• bitcoin, n.: a digital currency in which transactions can be performed without the need for a central bank.
• blondie, n.: a small square of dense, pale-coloured cake, typically of a butterscotch or vanilla flavour.
• buzzworthy, adj. (informal): likely to arouse the interest and attention of the public, either by media coverage or word of mouth.
• BYOD, n.: abbreviation of ‘bring your own device’: the practice of allowing the employees of an organization to use their own computers, smartphones, or other devices for work purposes.
• cake pop, n.: a small round piece of cake coated with icing or chocolate and fixed on the end of a stick so as to resemble a lollipop.
• chandelier earring, n.: a long, elaborate dangling earring, typically consisting of various tiers of gemstones, crystals, beads, etc.
• click and collect, n.: a shopping facility whereby a customer can buy or order goods from a store’s website and collect them from a local branch.
• dappy, adj. (informal): silly, disorganized, or lacking concentration.
• derp, exclam. & n. (informal): (used as a substitute for) speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.
• digital detox, n.: a period of time during which a person refrains from using electronic devices such as smartphones or computers, regarded as an opportunity to reduce stress or focus on social interaction in the physical world.
• double denim, n.: a style of dress in which a denim jacket or shirt is worn with a pair of jeans or a denim skirt, often regarded as a breach of fashion etiquette.
• emoji, n: a small digital image or icon used to express an idea or emotion in electronic communication.
• fauxhawk, n: a hairstyle in which a section of hair running from the front to the back of the head stands erect, intended to resemble a Mohican haircut (in which the sides of the head are shaved).
• FIL, n.: a person’s father-in-law (see also MIL, BIL, SIL).
• flatform, n.: a flat shoe with a high, thick sole.
• FOMO, n.: fear of missing out: anxiety that an exciting or interesting event may currently be happening elsewhere, often aroused by posts seen on a social media website.
• food baby, n.: a protruding stomach caused by eating a large quantity of food and supposedly resembling that of a woman in the early stages of pregnancy.
• geek chic, n.: the dress, appearance, and culture associated with computing and technology enthusiasts, regarded as stylish or fashionable.
• girl crush, n. (informal): an intense and typically non-sexual liking or admiration felt by one woman or girl for another.
• grats, pl. n. (informal): congratulations. • guac, n.: guacamole.
• hackerspace, n.: a place in which people with an interest in computing or technology can gather to work on projects while sharing ideas, equipment, and knowledge.
• Internet of things, n.: a proposed development of the Internet in which everyday objects have network connectivity, allowing them to send and receive data.
• jorts, pl. n.: denim shorts.
• LDR, n.: a long-distance relationship. • me time, n. (informal): time spent relaxing on one’s own as opposed to working or doing things for others, seen as an opportunity to reduce stress or restore energy.
• MOOC, n.: a course of study made available over the Internet without charge to a very large number of people.
•omnishambles, n. (informal): a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterized by a string of blunders and miscalculations.
• pear cider, n.: an alcoholic drink made from the fermented juice of pears.
• phablet, n.: a smartphone having a screen which is intermediate in size between that of a typical smartphone and a tablet computer.
• pixie cut, n.: a woman’s short hairstyle in which the hair is cropped in layers, typically so as to create a slightly tousled effect.
• selfie, n. (informal): a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and uploaded to a social media website.
• space tourism, n.: the practice of travelling into space for recreational purposes.
• squee, exclam. & v. & n. (informal): (used to express) great delight or excitement.
• srsly, adv. (informal): short for ‘seriously’.
• street food, n.: prepared or cooked food sold by vendors in a street or other public location for immediate consumption.
• TL;DR, abbrev.: ‘too long didn’t read’: used as a dismissive response to a lengthy online post, or to introduce a summary of a lengthy post.
• twerk, v.: dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance. • unlike, v.: withdraw one’s liking or approval of (a web page or posting on a social media website that one has previously liked).
• vom, v. & n. (informal): (be) sick; vomit.

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