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The deadliest war you can ever wage with yourself is the one to quit masturbation. Since you have already achieved a one month abstinence, please fight harder to break loose completely. You know why? If you relapse, you will start masturbating 5 times a day and still want more.

Masturbation will gradually separate you from all ladies since you can easily have fun with yourself without the hardwork of toasting somebody, buying recharge card, paying for hair, having someone on your neck etc. It will make you only think of girls and masturbate on the thought, but you can never talk to them. This can continue until you see yourself at 48 years of age, at which time your youthful charm is gone and no young girl can listen to you even if you suddenly learn how to toast them.

Even if your big car and financial generosity luckily sway one girl to your side for marriage at this stage, she will end up crying as your body will shut down always at the sight of her nude body. Even when you summon interest for one round of sex per week, you cannot last 5 minutes before you quickly jerk off her body looking for a lonely place to masturbate.

Masturbation is a huge danger for every young person. Run, it will ruin your life without looking back.

Will you rather hug a coro patient while collecting your own share of the impoverished food ration?

But when crude oil price falls from $60 to $20 per barrel, you reduce pump price of petrol by only N20. Crooks.

Are Innoson an assembler?
Are they a manufacturer?

These pictures provide answers.
Of course, Nigerians are divided as
to whether the company should succeed
or die but, the owner is in a world of his own and that is the power of a dream.

Even banks who fiddled with him thinking
he was a typical small trader have since heard from the supreme court.

Innoson has grown beyond mundane sentiments. I expect Ibeto group to be the
next big thing.

ddippset:
The state of the nation is very pathetic.

Aso Rock Clinic should be world class by now.

And there should be at least 3 world class hospitals in Nigeria today.

Still however, I do not understand why these people keep on blaming Buhari alone.

Most especially people who claim to support PDP.

Obasanjo made annual budgetary provisions for Aso Rock Clinic for 8 years.

Yaradua made annual budgetry provisions for 3 years.

The "Saviour of democracy" Goodluck Ebele Jonathan made his own Aso Rock budgets every year for 5 years.

That means, 16 years before Buhari, we were budgeting money for Aso Rock clinic.

If all these people had equipped the Aso Rock Clinic, we wouldn't even be screaming Buhari, Buhari today.


If we put politics aside we would all see that las las democracy is a scam in Nigeria.

Did you ever hear that Obasanjo or Jonathan traveled abroad for treatment? Yet they never promised to stop medical tourism. Buhari promised at Chatham House in London that he would not spend a dime of public money treating himself abroad while Nigerians languish in poorly equipped hospitals. He promised to build world class hospitals and even one oil refinery per year for four years.

Buhari alone is being blamed because he is the one who downgraded the Aso Rock Medical Centre back to a clinic, whilst still budgeting billions to it as if it is still a major hospital and after all of that, he and his family will not go there, why? there is no panadol there. But there is no corruption, just integrity.

The conmen who packaged a fake product and sold to Nigerians in 2015 are once again packaging items they picked from the dustbin. I wonder what manner of tribal or religious sentiments they will employ this time to sell another rubbish to people.

The fight against Boko Haram is fight against the North. -- Jubrin El Sudani

Buliwyf:
This guy and fake stories. He is just making them up just to be on the front page.

Only you were attacked by marine spirit in your dreams. Only you battle herbalists. Only you with all the other stuff that u always write about.

Go through his profile and see all the ridiculous topics he has. About 100 of them. And let's not forget his second account too. This guy na entertainer. He is also a follower of the scamming TB Joshua. Don't take him seriously.

Those who said he would not live till his next birthday, how did they know when his birthday was? Most so called Nigerian Christians worship and fear satan thinking they are serving God.

successmatters:
Ha

What did he go there to do?

He should have stayed in his peaceful region instead of going to the most unsafe city in the country.

This comment is wrong. There are bad people everywhere, even in Umuahia. And from his name, he isn't Igbo and so may have his family in Ibadan.

StarUp:
Kai Yarinya, 3-some loading...As he is lickïng one, the other is svcking his cassava...he found an early antidote to Corona

Lovely picture

If you have sinusitis and doctor sends you for nasal endoscopy,
what they will prod into your nostril is like a 2 feet needle, so calm down,
You ain't seen nothing yet. I went through it and I saw hell. Thank God
I saw my wife after.

You transferred your balance to GT what?
You better withdraw the cash and place
it along Oshodi Apapa expressway for safe keeping.

You transferred your balance to gtb?
You better withdraw the cash and place
it along Oshodi Apapa expressway for safe keeping.

Just like Imam Tawhid ssid, it is Buhari's supporters who defend Boko Haram the most.

When in 2019 El Rufai was threatening to kill election observers and put them in body bags, did it cross his mind he could come this close to death in 2020 and power cannot save him?

Only the will of God is good enough.

When in 2019 El Rufai was threatening to kill election observers and put them in body bags, did it cross his mind he could come this close to death in 2020?

Only the will of God is good enough.

Who charges the Fulani cowherds when they kill innocent people?



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HacheNoire:
It should be sent to China to airlift Nigerians

Of course you know the only man who is that generous in Nigeria

A god that man needs to fight for;
Na God be that?

OgbanjeProphet:
This is exactly what happened during the Ebola time. It's a very good development. But make I ask ooh,

Is the eucharist still Christ?

If yes, is coronavirus more powerful than the eucharist?

Before you term me an antichrist, I dey go church pass you

Christ did not promise you immunity from physical death, only your soul is important to him.
So if you wanna go to heaven so soon, sure He'll welcome you.

Hotfreez:
They should sha not ban gala and fan yogo hawkers. We don't want the economy of some people to collapse.

Of course, such ban on street hawking would leave your momma who hawks agbo Jedi stranded and poorer. We don't want to see the family suffering.

frowland:
Really,? Thought I saw keke the last time or was that those minibus I mistook for keke?

No keke/Okada in Owerri
All man must trek

TheMan3:
you guys make a mistake of putting beauty of environment as priority as against humanity. What happens to the families of the millions that has just been rendered jobless by this small move? Do you know how many children that will drop out of school because of this?

Let's have love of humanity in our hearts first before anything. Nobody will love to do okada or Keke work everyday if they have jobs.

If we are to compare Lagos with Tokyo and newyork, does Lagos have well organised subway system? Are there functional high speed trains? What about monorails and trams? Are there jobs? What about social security, access to credit and business support system?

Bottom line, before the government brings a policy that will in one swoop render over a million people jobless, they should ensure the society is working.

These people are trying against all odds to put food of their table, and the same government that destroyed the society is still the same one opposing them. This Is sad.

Dont put beauty of the state before humanity.

Oga, are you suggesting that we continue to allow the okada/keke commotion on Lagos roads? Haba!

In Owerri where I come from, they have been driven away, same for Onitsha and other Eastern cities. Bleep them all

Wickedtruths:
But Saraki decamped to PDP and didn't lose his seat na.

Or you are suffering from short memory?

Sarraki and co first created a faction by forming the so-called N-PDP and they used that to satisfy
constitutional condition of factionalisation. That was why they were able to escape losing their seats.

In this case, there is no faction or merger whatsoever in PDP. These dumb, hungry people just moved
believing the supreme court will give another perverted judgment to save them.

However you look at it, the decampees are in a more dangerous situation than Emeka Ihedioha.
If Ihedioha's application succeeds, they will not be allowed back to the PDP and their seats will fall vacant.
If Emeka loses, the PDP only needs to show to the court that there was no faction in its ranks at the time
the bribe-hungry idiots decamped. They will be shown the way out of the chambers.

Gforce2015:
This can only happen in Igbo land. Mostl wicked and evil doings is traceable or have it origin in nyamiri people.....
Killing their wives is part of their hobby. Inspite all humongous bride price for traditional wedding ceremony...the evil in them still speak out

Tueh!

https://ptvng.com/redeemed-pastor-arowolo-sentenced-to-death-by-hanging-for-murder-of-banker-wife/

https://punchng.com/400-level-lasu-student-allegedly-murdered-by-boyfriend-pastor/

https://www.nairaland.com/3851873/alfa-caught-human-headvagina-oshogo


Pls visit the above links and look in the mirror.
Thanks

MartinCorridon:


Why is that

People from a certain part of Nigeria that this lady is from, are infamous for saying foolish things.

I wouldnt be surprised if FFK is actually from there.

Yes oo.
The bunkum called Femi ADESINA is from there.

Nwanne, do not talk about being copied. The Yoruba governors just found a way to solve a problem.
Granted, I spent 3 weeks in Igboland during the Christmas and I did not hear any violence anywhere.
Maybe what you guys are doing quietly is working. But I know the reason you are doing it quietly.

If you went public with any security outfit in Igboland Buhari will come sniffing fire. It is better Yorubas
start it first, they have tied Buhari's hands already.

So nobody copied you, just do your job.

Please send Keke and Okada OUT of Lagos State. Those idiots have made life unbearable for all road users.

They should all go back to their various villages and engage in agriculture and stop entering Lagos in their thousands everyday.

Something just have to be done to stop those menacing rats.

Subduer:
They should nail him hard before he becomes too difficult to INTIMIDATE.

Yes oo...before he come become like Innoson. Like play like play he got out of hand
And now wan convert GTB to Innoson bank just because of shikini N10 billion

Abeg make dem do quick, belle don dey worry us.

The first thing that caught my attention about your article is not your forthright description of the Igboland you met, it is actually your command of English, organisation of thought and neat presentation. I am surprised Nigeria of these days has produced a graduate with this this level of quality.

Many years ago before I enrolled at the University of Ilorin, I was working at Pfizer Products PLC Alausa when I met a new employee, Idris Adeniyi. He said he just came back from Imo State (my State) where he spent one year doing national youth service. Idris told a glowing story of Igboland and said he wondered whether where he was was still the same place that was thoroughly maligned back home. He was happy he was there himself and could no longer be fooled.

Since then I have met various people and also read the accounts of people from North, West etc who lived in Igboland and I am very happy what they say about my people. Of course there are still many blind bats with enclave mentality who continue to spread the fables their fathers concocted about Igbo people. Who cares. A Kwaran I met at Unilorin later served in Aba and he is still there till today working for a rice importer.

Our land is our land. We love it. We love the people. the language, the food, the brotherhood, the culture. This year I've been home four times and is set to go again for Xmas because it rocks there and everyone is welcome. And yes, our community development drive is unrepentant. That was how our fathers pooled money to build the Imo Airport.

So thank you for your honesty and may your coast of opportunities be larger than the Nigerian space.

Zoharariel:
I'm neither beefing nor hating on Innoson but I'd rather buy these 3 German Machines (which are on my bucket list) than touch any Innoson Jalopies with a long pole. It is called choice.

1.) 2014 Audi A8 in Velvet Biege leather interior.

2.) 2016 Mercedes Benz S550 in Silk Biege leather interior.

3.) 2018 Bmw Alpina B7 in Black Leather.

Innoson sells his Chinese death traps for 25Million Naira & above but the highest I can get these USED German Machines is $95,000 which ofcourse - is the Alpina.

The rest (Audi A8 & Benzo S550) I can get for less than $30,000.

So, if Innoson likes, he can release an Airplane or Helicopter - I simply don't give a fvck!

Don't deceive yourself too much.
Even the German machines can always lead you below the earth, depends your behaviour behind the wheels.

If Innoson isn't selling his cars, he won't be producing more and he won't be a billionaire. He says he always has orders to supply.

So go buy what you want. Innoson no send you.