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Rapmoney:
I hate Democrats and their policies, especially the evil ones of Barack Obama. The Republican Party is better for the world. Ride on Trump!

If e pain you, just look for the nearest bush and eat dry shit!!!

There are only two groups in a society - The rich and the poor. Don’t be deceived by politics, religion or ethnicity.

emptytoothpaste:
I can also attest to the efficacy of Dr Agnes Nwama tooth powder. It helped me alot when my tooth problem was so severe I was confessing all my sins and making convenants with God.

In your case though, go to a dentist, if your tooth problem is a recurrent one, you should seek professional help from an actual professional.

Then start practicing proper dental hygiene, brush twice daily (in proper manner pls, no brush your teeth like say na stock jeans) and gargle with warm salt water after each meal. You'll be surprised how these little things will go a long way.

If all else fails, use shekpe (chelsea) mixed with alabukun take rinse your mouth. Thank me anytime you like.

@bolded....

and you moniker

okefrancis:
I thought you are educated a bit nah ,is VP a chief of Army staff? Mtchewwww

You do know the vp ranks way higher than the CAS in government and can influence his hiring, continuation in office or otherwise??

Blakewilli:
Pity for the igbo girl Chioma. She aint happy with all these rubbish that David the kid is doing butm money has revoked her right to freedom of speech. Imagine posting a pics with me grabbing my wife's b**bs?
Whatever point he is trying to prove, there are better reasonable methods of proving it. Of course, i dont blame her. Which lady out there would want to loose the fame and wealth of obo over him grabbing her b**bs
Davido has bought over her body in his mind

Thanks for sharing your uncalled for and irrelevant opinion. Cheers!

Uisce:
When a girl's not into you, she's not into you. If you want, empty your bank account or go to the moon to get money for her, na you sabi.

Same thing, if a man is not into you, if you like give him all the sex positions in the karma sutra, or even invent new ones; cook and clean, shine his house sef, he would still fvck the hell out of you and at the end, na you sabi.

SifonAbasi:
Good morning friends.

Please how can I politely stop my ex from visiting my home?

Yesterday was the third time my husband returns from work to meet my ex in our house.

After the incident that happened between us, my ex started coming closer to my husband and they became distance friends.
My husband invited him to our child's naming ceremony and that was how he got to know our house.

Eversince then he has been visiting and I am not comfortable with it.
I told if he must come he should come when my husband is around.

Please what should I do?

Quick question: Does your husband know about the agreement you had with your ex and you not having fulfilled your part of that agreement before marrying him?

AdamsAbubakar:
Vital Information That Will Definitely Save Lives

VERY VITAL INFORMATION

We the youths of today are fond of putting password/patterns on our phones which makes it difficult for someone to access it in case of unfortunate situations like phone loss, sickness, accident or even death. But with these few knowledge I'm going to share, perhaps we can save ourselves and the lives of others also.

STEP 1

When your phone is locked, it normally shows enter password, under it you will see emergency. Click on the emergency, then you will see emergency information. Click on the emergency information (2 times). You will see a pencil icon on your extreme right, click on it to edit.

STEP 2

Then enter the contacts you want to save as emergency. You can put as many contacts as possible but I advice you save numbers of active people who know you very well (Family/friend).

Now these contacts you have saved can be called even when your phone is locked without entering your password.

NOTE:

To call a number under emergency, you must repeat the process above.

A soul can be saved through this.

FEEL FREE TO SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!

Thanks for this op; Although not the same steps for iphone but made me realize I needed to setup mine.

Akshow:
I will pick that tattooed white woman over many sanctimonious, religious, holier than thou christians. If heaven truly exist, people will be shocked.

Anyday anytime, over those holier than thou Christian and Muslim hypocrites!

These are the people who would make heaven if truly it exists. We would all be shocked to see people with piercings, tattoos and all manners of haircuts in heaven. While those who never missed a service in church or Friday prayers at the mosque would be marched to hell!

eyinjuege:
They're only watching him to see if he becomes a "big man" tomorrow, so they can come and enjoy from his largesse

And he would make it big! Such children their destinies are not ordinary. Soon we would hear he is on scholarship maybe even studying abroad. Then next thing, Boom!! Out of nowhere, you would see people coming out claiming to be his relatives.

Police should have arrested the parents for their crime of child neglect, abuse and attempted murder. But no they would rather go after innocent citizens going about their businesses.

This is where I say the Nigerian state and society is a total and colossal failure.

LegendHero:
Lol, people that can’t manage their offices are the one you’re saying will manage websites.

I live very close to the Nigerian embassy in Atlanta here, Roswell road precisely.

I’m always ashamed of that rubbish embassy anytime I pass through that road, besides the structure looking like a normal office, people also say their service is below par and they are always looking for who to obtain.

If you want to renew your passport in Nigerian embassy here, they will make sure they suck your money like a new baby using feeder.

I’m not even surprised at all that they can’t keep their website up to date.

I keep saying it, that the source of the problem faced by Nigerians at home and abroad is not alien to us as a people; rather it is innate. If they sack all those people working at the embassy and employ fresh faces, they won’t perform any better than their predecessors.

We have a Minister for Foreign Affairs and a coordinator for Diaspora affairs but you only see them when Buhari goes to the U.K. What do you expect when the person who appointed them knows nothing about their performance at their jobs. In fact he is even surprised at the state of security in his very own country.

Chai!!! What a dead country occupied and ran by incompetent, corrupt and greedy citizens!

Shibaraba:
Well dey ever full? Some people go just wan kill their self. Do your best and leave the rest na him be obow matter

Four rounds...shogun laye ni? Awon eyan dusti nombari. Bangalee. Continue.
Oga do two or three comot there. Them no dey give gold medal

I no send, if the lady like make she talk say she never satisfy, say mouth action no dey satisfy am, I no dey go more than three, if e too sweet, then four. Wetin?! Na competition?!

Like you talk no gold medal or any other reward. I can’t kill myself abeg. I go just tell am, “Madam, to be continued”.

healthserve:
This isn't justice. I take God beg you. Was she under a medical equipment for 20 years or so. If you can't see people's motive you can't truly know their aim. This one is a witch and the Lord would again dismiss all these attack weapons against Trump.


Since she has been waiting for this moment. It shouldn't be a problem if she waits till he completes his tenure then she can come up with her nonsense again by then

I hope if your female relative is raped by a public official or celebrity, you would tell them to chill first, then when everything has died down and when the person is no longer in the public eye, they can see justice? Please do that.

healthserve:
What a wicked world. Can you imagine the wickedness in the heart of this woman.


This isn't seeking justice but trying to tarnish one's person and pull them out of the spotlight. 1990.


The world has experienced over 100 billion fvcks between now and then. What an audacious witxh


I'm sure she can't also be sure they both ever had an affair. Jezebel



Whether the world powers like it or not we're not returning to the Barack Obama cowardly styeld leadership, not even through his proxies Hilary Clinton or Michelle. Trump isn't going anywhere anytime soon

Chai! See chest beating on behalf of Trump.

spafu:
The president is surprised by the activities of those whom he had failed to deal with. It's over four years, since Buhari became president, everything thing he made has gotten worse and has improved nothing, except in the eyes of those zombies like the suya seller here, who is now a full-time jobless herdman relying on #30,000 to defend the indefensible.
For heaven sake, why should a man with Buhari's military experience wait for people to demand for a change of service chiefs? The man is such a daft president.
Thank God I no longer rely on the Nigerian government to feed. You can confirm that in my signature.

Buhari is afraid of a coup d’etat. The familair faces make him comfortable

Bola146:
Like seriously, who else doesn't bother to read this long episode

Only you oo. I read to the last word of the post.

Righteousness89:
There is Absolutely Nothing wrong in that!

You cannot put your Hands in Fire and not be burnt!

Those who have another meaning to it can go ahead and keep her..

We Live in a World that modifies evil , changes its meaning and praise it..

Let the World keep Decieving itself.... RAPTURE Will Settle All these Nonsense...

There would be no rapture. The only thing that awaits us is death and an eternal sleep.

MISTAICEY02288:
Oh nice and happy birthday to him. So na one year Adekunle take senior am sef.. Na April Simi sef go turn 32 cos she be 88 pikin...
And by the way, i thought there was a time Rumors went round that this Simi was Preggy?

Anyways sha, na their wàhálà be that. My own be say make Simi upgrade her dress sense and stop to dey dress like Bush baby..

“Blessed are those that see and hear but mind their business, they shall live long and prosper” Book of Street Life - Chapter 5:14

bravesoul247:
This is how civilised Nation does things. If na Nigeria, if you die, you die sara, everybody including police will move on with there lives, one spanner lose.

Nigerians are an unserious bunch. No wonder the cheapest thing in the country is human life. Easy come, easy go.

madridguy:
Your location? Am asking to know if you are Lagos you should have called Lagos state emergency number so police can pack those people. So what's their business with those girls?

is LGBTQ our problem? To me no, so far they're not forcing it on anyone.

People see sleeping with someone else wife, husband as normal thing, girls doing runs as way of life but immediately they hear same gender things they start carrying plank. Hypocrites everywhere.

What religion and poverty has done to the mentality of Nigerians ennn! I feel the damage is almost irreparable now

Felixamos:
Sometimes just keep quiet... See the stupid thing you wrote.... How many of our votes counted? Infact what has election got to do with this? Mtchewwwwwwwwww

How many votes are counted The people perpetuating the election rigging are aliens ennn?! They fell from space abi?? Are they not Nigerians like me and you?? Even when the election manages to be free and fair, people have already sold their votes for bags of rice, salt and a bottle of groundnut oil. And later you people would be calling God to deliver you from the mess you put yourselves in.

What has election got to do with it It was just an example of how stupid Nigerians are to expect God to do for us what has already given us the power to do.

You need more examples

Nonsense!!! Get out of here with your religious foolishness and gullibility!!

subtlemee:
I wouldn't wish even my worst enemy what this poor girl has passed through...be comforted through the holy spirit dear

Make una stop all these religious nonsense. Everything God, everything Jesus, everything Mohammed, everything Allah or Koran.

Even the thing wey God don give una power to do, una go still dey call God to kom help una do am.

Instead of una to vote better leaders to give una better life, una prefer stomach infrastructure while singing the praises of the thieves you vote into office.

Nigerians abeg make una get sense oooooh!!!!!

ursullalinda:
Every body seems to be running away.....who will be in here with me?.....I can't wait for a better Nigeria

Okay continue waiting hanty!

tropaz:
Is this dangerous

Yes. Very very dangerous. If there is a leakage and you strike a match or use a lighter there, you are a gonner.

Your gas cylinder ought to be somewhere far from where the burner is. You would have to use a long hose/pipe, to connect both.

Its for your own safety cos if you rely on the Nigerian govt to do things like checking for expired cylinders or training vendors properly in safety procedures, you would be wasting your time.

NwaAmaikpe:




I trust Alhaji Akokhia to show Oshiomhole what he learnt in South Ibie...lead him on when pallying with the enemy then vanish on the day of reckoning.
If only Shangadi could deploy some Iyekhei boys and Baba Petrol teams with Shauibu and brings in some Jattu boys.

Oshiomhole will never step feet in Etsako land again.

And tomorrow same politicians would reconcile, wine and dine. While young lives would have been wasted in pursuit of their selfish interests. Oga try get sense this 2020 abeg!

Groovy1993:
What is your definition of use and dump?
If it's sex, then you are both using each other.

Nothing like use and dump except you are collecting her money.
If she's collecting your money, then you are the one who is being used and most likely will be dumped.

Please tell the idiot that sex is often enjoyed by both partners. Infact women enjoy sex more than men. We (men) would just be there pushing and pulling; and panting like we would be given awards for best performance!

He thinks he would use and dump her, not knowing she would eat his money while she also enjoys the sex between them.

ursullalinda:
Thank God for her life.....But she for cover up small in appreciation to her maker

And tomorrow you would commit sin in one way or the other asking God for forgiveness.

Did her maker complain to you?!!

Aproko no go kill una!! Nigerians and hypocrisy ennn!

No wonder the country is full of churches and mosques yet Nigerians are some of the most corrupt and most deceitful people on the surface of this earth

Femeto:
Failed musician.

Every successful woman or man you see today, has previously failed at something on his/her way to making it. Failure is bountiful on the road to success.

Tunde Ednut we know, who are you by the way??!

Witchersunited:
Carrying his deputy everywhere like homeless people, you are dead politically, I feel sorry for you, ambode got nothing on how your story will go, ungrateful goat, oshiomole moved heaven and Earth to make you governor, iyamo had more supporters and network, they did everything, forced you on people and you bit the finger that helped you, anybody that knows Edo politics knows what I'm saying, it's really painful to see, how this person was elevated to what he is now and he is acting like he got to where he is on his own, he didn't even talk during campaigns, it was oshiomole that kept telling people that they should vote him to continue his work

All the plaques of Egypt fall on your ungrateful head idiot

You must be one of those he didn’t allow to chop in this his administration. Sorry enn. Better luck next time. As for Edo people, he has done well to earn a second term.

Witchersunited:
ordinary OPC we all saw how bad that got, bulk of the cults in the south west are core opc members, if each state want to form their own vigilante its ok but regional is tribalistic, what happens when each zone starts doing it? Who is in charge of the so called units? When they go rouge with guns, who will call them to order, the states pushing this agenda can't even pay salaries

Is it this ones they will be able to pay, everybody is using sentiments to reason, Nigerians love distractions, this is keeping you busy forgetting that even with opc then, bad things still happened, this so called unit will only cause more harm than good

Let the states push forward the funds they have and let the police force recruit more police men and spread them there but this method is going to divide Nigeria, check points checking and robbing people, I can write up 100 pages of faults that will come from this.

So you have confidence in the NPF. If you have seen police officers abroad and how they go about their policing business professionally, you would weep for Nigeria and ask yourself for 20 minutes nonstop where we have totally lost it.

The NPF needs to be slowly and gradually overhauled; replacing the current ones with new officers having a minimum of masters degrees and are to be trained by police units and officers abroad particularly Western Europe, Canada, Australia or New Zealand; maybe even Dubai.

The current crop of NPF officers are a liability and a disaster to the country.

Jacobx007:
In a white wedding, nothing beats the white dress

Hello, this is Africa. We are gradually getting tired of imported cultures like the European and American “white wedding”.

Time to face those brainwashed Nigerian lawyers still wearing 1400s British wigs and gowns.

Thegeneralqueen:
The guy is too short

See midget dey call somebody short?!

Chai! Wetin Zainab no go see for dis fura da nunu business?!!