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toprealman:
At least her name gave him a hard on. Wonder what your name will do to him......when you finally meet him.

Teni's spokesperson I salute you!
By the way,does Teni even know u exist?
Most of us are here to catch fun,follow suit and stop quoting ppl unnecessarily.
PEACE.

Everybody is not programmed to be leaving the house in the morning and returning in the evening in the name of work. Some are meant to work from home. There are ppl who ar not comfortable with the demands of a regular job because of the time, stress, etc.
Personally, I'm not the regular job person cos I love doing things dat allow me flexibility of tym, so I chose to run a poultry farm.
let her learn a skill dat will giv her the chance to work from home. Such as cake making, bead making, snacks, makeup/makeover,even tailoring can be done from home if she sabi Ppl,even online biz is not ruled out, distribution of essential commodities.... In fact the list is endless.
All the best

Akon be like "What's dat ur name again?"


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Lucifersticlala:
Where was this snatched?

Running abt every nairaland thread doesn't make u wise dude. it shows hw jobless and stupid u are. Go get a job and get a life.

Neatly used Honda 90 motocycle for sale. Bike in good condition just by and ride. *Price 65k* *Location: Nnewi, Anambra State* *Call: 07061914141* SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY

Alert don dey enter. Relax,e go soon reach you.

dapillar:
So this guy still dey sing? Come Op which kain chinko phone you use snap those fotos?

No mind the yeye OP, be like say na tv screen im snap.

Liftedhands:
God help us then! Cos light must be on o. I have nightmares in total darkness

Total darkness is awesome,pitch dark, moonless nite. I even cover my phone charger indicator.

EtherealAnn:
I didn't see any rain

Depends on ur area. Anambra(Idemili) experienced rainfal this evenin. Still drizzling.

Raining now in Anambra. Bt na this kind rain dey ginger over-zealous farmers to enter farm thinkin it's rainy season already only for it to cease for 2 months leaving their crops at the mercy of the scorching sun. I hope the rain persists.

"They say wealth can't buy happiness...on the other hand poverty doesn't bring happiness as well." Motivational quote of the day. Thanks OP, u are a indeed salt of life.

Mizwisdom:
Awww I'm sorry dear, I misunderstood you. I thought you were trolling so sorry for my rudeness. You're right, I'm sure some typical chauvinist guys will be thinking towards that line but some of us are made to like work and to be industrious

OK then. All the best.

Mizwisdom:
Lol unlike your mother, I grew up under a hard working mother who believes that a woman can achieve anything she wants, I don't have examples of lazy women like you do who depend on a man to purchase everything for her including menstral pad what happens if he dies before me and leaves me with kids I can't take care of? I'm not the lazy type so take your advise and shove it behind your sistas azzz

C'on sista! U took this to a whole new level of insult and shading. I don't remember mentioning ur mother nor sister so why involve mine? I was jst makin a light note of what is stereotypical in the society bt i ges u got it all wrong. See everthing on nairaland is not abt troll. U shd hav known frm my tone dat this was all joke. I wonder the harshness. I'm so sorry u got this thing all wrong.

Mizwisdom:
Pity party crew full this thread, i feel u guys, but now let's have the true motivators, those who have foresight, we need your presence here, show us the way

My sister u don't hav much problem. Just find a good man wit gud source of income to marry and u will b glad u did. Maybe it's tym to start considering them proposals.

tpraiz:
Seeing this topic got me really bothered, am happy I came across it anyways. Am presently serving but I will finish by march this year.... Succeeded in saving 200k for after nysc Wahala.... The problem is I don't have any real business to go into after service! It's really scary oh

You are on the right path. Just kip saving even after service. Wen u are ready to invest pls only invest in biz u have the knowledge at ur finger tips. Don't be carried away by the mind-blowing ROI postulated by some peeps here do avoid stories dat touch. Pls kip saving.

writerights:
I'm at home due to ASUU strike and I feel just the same way.

Pls leave home if u can. Find a friend or relative u can stay wit for the mean tym while u get busy at something. Stayin home will keep u depressed.

kcy:
my blood pressure is high due to depression

I guess u stay in ur family house. If yes,pls find a relative or friend u can stay wit for some tym while u look for sth to do. The pressure frm home is killing!

Radiant1020:
Hhmmmm
It's not been easy o but God has been faithful.
Finished nysc April 2018. Since then I've tried two businesses. I did Oriflame business and sold clothes...
The thing is people can be so annoying eh, as long as you are not doing the normal 8-5 pm job, they begin to feel you are idle and lazy...

In all let's give thanks sha

And ur family is the headquaters of all pressures.Finished May 2017. And the pressure was too much frm the home front. Mum always nagging I shd take up a teaching job. I neva wanted a paid job plus I wasn't ready for the stress dat coms wit teaching. Things got so bad I had to declare myself independent on Dec 2017. It wasn't easy bt I couldn't live wit the depression any longer. God picked my call Aug 2018 via npower and I hav bn living the life of my dreams since. Hav the courage to defeat every negative opinion,victory is urs.

greggng:
Thank God for npower otherwise I for dey curse Jonathan everyday

I'm on the same boat with u. But I hope u ar investing & saving up for the future? NYSC tot me a big lesson i will neva forget. But for this Npower(2nd service),I no dey dull at all.

Oyindidi:
Which state you dey?

Anambra

Oyindidi:
I summoned courage buy gas but I never fit use am.

Dash me naa... abeg...

emoboy4u:
Wealth is ordained and not obtained

hustle with the above the above at the back of your mind.

We all are already ordained. A chosen ppl of God. Hustle with this belief at the back of ur mind.

lilbest4:
This one luckily catch pússy nigga
You should have married me so that you can know the true meaning of feminism and the difference between feminism and being an African wife

It's not worth the stress I tell u. Marriage is not a supremacy contest. Peace of mind is paramount for me. So Chimamanda's kind is a no-no for me.

[quote author=Joyboy1 post=74026892]Why is it about Mummy Mummy? Wetin Daddy do?

Truly I love my mom than my dad. Does that mean my children will love their mom than me? Begin now to invest /save for ur retirement so won't hav to fall bak on ur kids wen ur bones are weak. Cos wen the tym coms,ogogoro wud be ur lot while ur wife wud hav all the goodies courtesy of ur kids. Men they suffer for old age,reason they most tyms die b4 their wives.

Get an old freezer(one dat's no longer working),Get ice blocks, bags of pure water,bottle water,minerals(preferably plastic bottle/can),snacks. A busy street will do thou will hav to pay a token daily for occupying the area. VOILA! Biz don start be dat. You can employ sb to run it if u are busy. This biz sure this season,esp for hot afternoon.

[quote author=Olodo24 post=74001087]same sex is called gay.

human and animal is called bestiality.

what do we call sex with corpse? Necrophilia

Who facebook help? Same old story. NEXT...

[quote author=Kingosytex post=73960112]more grease to his elbows.


cha cha cha cha igbo kwenu!!
kwenu!!

kwezue nu ooo!!


am proud to be an nwa afor, igbo amaka!! ...proud to be nwafoه ... (afor=market day/year)

IamD18:
99% of Nigerian ladies[If not all] are attracted to each other in one way or the other.

So true. Had an encounter wit this girl who was always interested in other girls' shape(bum). At a point it got irritating cos I tot it's a guy's thing. Most female roomies are lesbians knowingly or unknowingly. They caress each other's breast,bum,lie naked while cuddling in bed, shares kiss even in public as if it's nothing and of course derive sexual pleasure. In fact 99% of women are wired to be bisexual by nature.

SOLD!