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This man is too old for this nah...

I guess u don't want to build a career in teaching, u just need the job to keep busy and sane while u wait for a better opportunity. if that's the case, accept the offer. U will be better off than staying idle at home. I hope u find a better offer soon.
Goodluck

Even b4 opening the thread I knew it would be oyinbo guy. This cannot happen to a Naija guy. Hot food ke?

Where u base now?
Me : Enugu
Asker: which side for Enugu?
I will never tell u the truth no matter who you are. U cannot com and be marking me so closely.

Phenomenal16:
This ppl can be so ug*y ,,,ehhhhh...
No bi me talk am

First thing I noticed

Any biz u pick, make sure it gives u tym to still do ur teaching job. It's pretty difficult out there. Don't ever think of quitting ur job until the biz breaks even
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Fountainofyouth:
I don't see anything wrong in having a male bestie as a female, I don't understand why y'all are making it a big deal, the fact that some sleep with each other doesn't mean other besties do that

Oya be my bestie, let's prove them wrong

If u ever think you are a failure in life, then u are. You failed yourself and nobody else cos u owe ur life to no one
See small life God gave you and u cannot live it. Go ahead and fail then.
Las las both friends and foes go gather chop rice for ur head while discussing how stupid u were.
Nobody really cares.
Think about that

U are not alone. Mine started at 25. I'm almost 30 now.That thing can be so depressing. There's is little u can do about it cos it's genetic. Forget about all this medication,99% don't work.The key is delaying it when u notice it early. How? By minding the kind of hair cut u have.Avoid skin cut and very low cut and sharp carving or don't even carve.For me I carve it myself. If u love ur Afro, just trim it down, don't allow those barbers use any step. Barbers will hasten the receding and even balding.They are ''wicked''. Mine is receding in front and balding at the centre. How did it start? During my service yr I noticed my hair growth was slowing down & receding so I decided to have a low cut so my hair will be even. Omo, that was how I lost my Afro forever. Baldness set in. I never had even hair growth even at that low level till I finished service. When I got home, my siblings laughed me to stupor. That was so depressing. But with the stress of service over, I started regrowing my hair but never like before. Today, I now cut ponk instead of Afro low cut. I used to 'barb' every 2-3 weeks but I do that now every week so as to hide my baldness. U hardly know I'm balding except u are balding too.
Check ur linage, if ur father,uncle or older cousins are/is bald,then u are not far from it.
These things can hasten ur receding hairline and balding
1.type of hair cut
2.stress
3.diet
4.relaxer (if u must use it, do it once in a while and don't allow it too long in ur hair, otherwise avoid it totally)
5.environment
Please don't mind guys that will tell u to rock skin cut. Hair on a man's head adds to his handsomeness.

Dried poultry droppings. The one that is free from sand and other particles.
Maybe u hav to run a mini poultry for this purpose. It's a win-win

Lol....
See as Ebuka's head big pass im body for that I throwback. Money good oo


I know this one is heading to permanent site

Open a subsidiary that attends to passersby while u still run ur online stuff. Do both simultaneously.

madenigga:
Y plenty of una sabi talk anyhow

Haha....
That's what makes Nairaland fun.
Abeg leave am like that

So you came back from church "damn famished" and the next thing u do is to turn on ur TV ? Followed by opening a thread on Nairaland?
My dear, u are not serious. Pls go back to church.
Thought you were going to say something about food.
Or is it that the meaning of "famished" changed overnight?

Ladikwa:
Forget her your relationship with her will never be thesame like before

Very, very true

All this epistle on top .....(what's the topic again?)
To be honest,I only read the first line.
Thanks for sharing

Kenmatt:
It must have side effect.

Anything that is not the way nature made it, if you eventually reset, reform or reshape it, the ill-effect must show up, if not today, tomorrow.

You are not far from the truth

The last pix though... A cry for help

U can do both same day.
Introduction & dowry payment on the eve of the wedding
White wedding in the morning
Traditional marriage immediately after service

1. Offer computer lessons to kids in ur neighborhood. Extra lessons is a welcome idea.
2. Sell phone accessories alongside recharge cards (u can import the fone accessories, it's cheaper)
3. Charge fone/batteries for ppl.
4. Start egg supply biz. U can also sell in the shop. (sell only eggs & be known 4 that)
5. Learn how to produce toiletries & disinfectant such as liquid soap, detergent, ''detoll'' , ''Izal'' etc & sell
6. Sell bags of 'pure water'(only). If u can get ice block & make some cool, it's an advantage
6. Start a simple refreshment store- buy 'minerals' and keep them cool with ice blocks, then buy snacks -sausage, egg roll, buns, biscuits, cake, moi-moi etc(whatever sells well in ur neighborhood)
7. POS /mobile money agent
8. Laundry

But 50k small shaa

Pls whoever understood this post shd explain to me.
I'm lost.

What are your areas of interest?
List at least 5 areas of the economy dat interest u the most.This will make it easier for ppl to make suggestions.
Modify post.

DonBenny77:
Smoking didn't make the list, I told ya'll

LUNGS
Think abt dat

2emgee:
Am not having more than 3kids, so any of these cars will serve me considering only space for my family. Dad and mum in front, the 3kids at the rear seat. How you see am op?

Na ur type dey born 5. Forget talk

Starz825:
Sense no go kill you
Exactly my code...move close to them as a friend.. Don't ever give them a hint u want something more...the moment they see u as just a friend..they begin to show their true colors... they begin to confide in you..u will definitely know who they are..u will be left with little to know abt them....
Just like this very Iady I met some time last year... she is ok physically but I dont think she is mentally...the first day I saw her...I already went to her to tell her I had wanted her whatsapp phone number so we can chat and get to know each other..she works around my office area...few days later I saw her while going to the bank..I told her today today I must collect her number..because she didn't give me the last time..so on the spot she was telling me she doesn't have subscription on her phone ooo...as a nigga now..I said I will do that for her so we can chat (that was on Friday)...so I didn't do the subscription on Friday even over the weekend I didn't.. fast forward to Monday..she saw me at the office complex...she was like me I lied to her that I will sub for her and all she said that with Little seriousness...so I told her I will today B4 5pm(me wey dey expect salary that day) so she collected my number cos she doesn't have mine...B4 4pm salary don enter...I told my vendor to send her the subscription to her network..he already did...but the sub didn't deliver on time maybe because of network...as in this bae just started calling me- abusing me.. blasting me .. saying am a liar, deceiver on top subscription..as if say na her birth right to sub for her..this is a lady I just met few days.. don't even know her yet.... that single attitude alone ehn turned me off mehn...I already knew I was not gonna have anything to do with that kind of a lady...lacks patience, very abusive

Hmm.. U dodged a bullet o
U frustrate most ladies wen u take the chase easy cos the power lies in ur hands & u call the shots. Bt the moment u rush things, they take control & make u do their bidding which u will later regret.
Patience is key, no girl is too special. Even the one dat ticked most of ur boxes, u go still modify to suit ur taste.

Even David in the spirit acknowledged Jesus as Lord (Ps 110:1 Mt 22:41-45), how can he (David) now begin to drag position with his Lord (Jesus)?
That passage in psalm 2 was neva referring to David the king but Jesus Christ. Mind u, this and other prophecies concerning Jesus were revealed to kings and prophets way before the coming of Christ. If u read the book of Isaiah, u will understand more about those prophecies.
Jesus is the only begotten son of God & no other.
U need guidance while reading the Bible.

A male celebrity life is not an easy one. Ladies throwing themselves at u with reckless abandon... One mistake, babies every where....

I become friends first with any lady I fancy. So if a girl has such mentality, we don't proceed to dating. In most cases I stop being friends entirely. I hav no patience for such ladies.
Now b4 I decide to be serious with a lady, I giv her a test which is to send her airtime b/w 200-400. After calling me to appreciate my kind gesture & she Neva called again at least once more, I jst walk away.A lady who really likes u doesn't use being broke as an excuse. She can even sneak her mom's fone or her siblings' or friends to call u if she is dat broke.

winterfell007:
All because of the ass she promised you. Things foolish men do for ass is mind boggling

Fixed.

Xavi2019:
Nsukka is damn cold, took me a while to adjust to the place.

I can relate. If u no get sweater,coat,cardigan,socks, etc, then OYO na ur case. That was hw I told a friend coming for post-utme to come prepared. He took it for granted. Well, just one night, im body tell am. Sharp sharp he called home & they sent him one big coat & socks via way bill.
I laff him tire dat day

Plus the weather can be so hot in the afternoon. From 10am the sun can be so hot dat u start to dey greet ''good afternoon'' I wear face-cap well we'll dat yr, still e no help. Took like 6 months after graduation 4 me to return to my natural fair complexion cos I almost turn blackie