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DanielPat01:
What do you expect from someone who barely finished JSS, ruling Nigerian with crafted certificates.

My Grandpa before he died said if not for the few civilised race in Nigeria which are mainly from the East, the west, south and middle belt, the core north would be no different from the Niger Republic and that is even if they have a Nation of their own.

This people have never taken education serious. You need to come over here to the North and see how they go to school. Northgeria is bleeped up already.

Vote Peter Obi now for a better Nigeria. You know he is good and the man for the job. Follow your brain not not your heart.

Your Grandpa was on point. He was right. Without the South, Northern Nigeria would still be living the babaric primitive life of the 17th century. Currently, that region is actually the clog in the wheel of the country's progress.

krokronyash:
I wonder why Marwa hates the Southeast

I wonder why people of Southeast always cry victim of every thing in Nigeria.

harryboyng:
But why would someone risk a journey on boat at that late hour and no life jacket..it’s sad to know that people don’t even value their life..RIP to the dead

People dont value their lives in this country and they want the government to value it for them. We take too many things for granted.

inikamoze:
Hello Car experts and gurus,I greet you all.

I need your candid advice on an issue I have been deliberating upon for some time now. I recently bought a Toyota Camry 2005, V4 which I personally plan to use for E-hailing aka Uber and Bolt. The tires that came with it are the normal iron wheels 205/65 R15 which I feel is too low, so I have decided to change the wheels to Alloy rims and change the tires to either 16R or 17R so as to get better ground clearance.

Now my question is, would changing the tires/rims to something higher like 16" or 17" affect the stability or balance of the vehicle when in motion? I don't want to tamper or raise the shocks as is the practice that is why I opted to get higher tires & rims.

Are there hazardous disadvantages or risks of using higher than specified tires/rims?

Your candid and expert advise would be very welcomed.Thank you

Why would you go all the way from 15R to 17R? The vehicle manufacturers did not just recommend a rim size for different vehicles, they have reasons. Have you considered the wheel well of your car? If you install a bigger tyre like 17, your front tyres may likely be touching the fender or mud gaurd when you are turning.

jonas117:
Baba I tire, the motor was starting with one hand before but as Dem change engine, the thing immediately start, na serious issue

May be it's crankshaft position error. Try take the car for scanning to know what's actually wrong or come back with the codes you got for experts in the house to help interprete and advise. I understand how bad you feel. Sorry bro.

You forgot...
Extraction,
12 Strong

annycase5:
Today is my birthday but I feel so empty and useless,I've been crying all night for weeks now to a point I feel pains in my chest all the time,my only source of joy which is my child has been taken away from me,even the guy I had the baby for doesn't give me attention
It's killing me so bad I'm depressed.i need to get away from this vicinity cos it gives me memories and each time I remember I can't help it

Anyone that has a job that comes with accomodation pls assist me so I don't commit suicide.pls assist me

And it's not as if you were maltreating the child before they took him away? You can report this at Lagos State Ministry of Women Affairs at Alausa. They deceptively took yoir child away and deny you access to him, they have a case to answer.

Stay awake in the night with a torch and a rod or any stick close to you, once you notice the rat has started its operation, tip-toe towards where it is, flash your torch and attack it with brute force, treat it like an armed robber you've been waiting for.

:oMotor wey never reach one week? diportivo nurey Kewtt Una customer don come back o. Advice is needed.

Kobojunkie:
I see you continue to evade my questions. ...

I love to see the confusion you all exude. So why again do you greet only your father in the morning? Why not extend that same respect to every human being you meet each morning instead?

Why are you sisters alone to help your mom in the kitchen? Are you and your brothers Lepers that you somehow can't help your own mother in the kitchen?

2. If you already pay maids or robots to do all of your chores for you, then why do it yourself? The money you pay them you work for , don't you?

3. Unsubscribe from foolishness and it will abandon you in time..

I can see you don't have any sensible points to make, that's why you are going the insulting route but I wont wallow in the mud with you. Bye

[quote author=Kobojunkie post=114538678]I did not bother to read your Baldadash because I know it will be full of Junks, just like your name. Don't reply cos I'm done with you already.

Kobojunkie:
Why do you cling to principles and cultures that are founded on foolishness and make ridicules of your very lives?

You subjugate your women with these principles and cultures yet cry foul about how foreign cultures do similar to you. No be madness be that?

So it is foolishness for you to honour your father by greeting him when you wake in the morning and for your sisters to help your mom in the kitchen? It is foolish to do any chores in the house and leave it for maids or robots? No wonder some of you bleach your beautiful dark skin to become white and finally go down with all sorts of skin problems. No be height of madness be that?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Fork the foolish test. Good riddance to the family.

Africans, we keep trampling our principles and culture underfoot to imbibe the foreign culture that has continued to subjugate us, in the process we lose our identity and live fake lives in self deceit and denial.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Sweep test? What the hell is that? Hahaha. Poor people mentality.

So it is a poor mentality when a boy or girl shows respect to an elderly person??

UyaiIncomparabl:
You aren't serious. Why must the house be swept when I am around? It's rude, simple! A guest for that matter!

It could be a test to see how well trained you are as a moral african.

buygala:
Your Sister get Aveo wey you don drive too?


Alfa, na small remain you go drive Ambulance with dead bodi inside..that's if you never do am already sef


Oga Nurudeen, na every car you don drive? ....

Pls make una leave our Oga Nureni nah

Kewtt:
Nuru gbemi trabayeee.....

Chai, you sent me falling off on the sofa with laughter.

Fremantle:
Thank God for their lives.

In other issues, I'm sure the wife has been telling her husband to drive gently/slowly, but Oga didn't listen.

See the look on her face.

News reported that they were stopped at a traffic light when a trailer speeding from behind rammed into their car with all the family members inside but luckily, nobody was hurt among them.

Aboladey01:
Please help me ... My Honda Accord EOD engine light keeps flashing while driving, and I've been to the rewire, changed fuses ... It's still same thing ... Any lead would be appreciated...

Take your car for scanning to know what the car is trying to tell you, stop using rewire to run trial and error with your car. Cars are now very expensive.

Hamachi:
Where is he based?

To be sincere, he is based in Ibadan but relocation within Southwest region is NOT an issue if he will be employed. He is very good for that job role you specified, that's his core area.

Hamachi:
Job Description

Assists the CEO with daily administrative duties and completes a broad variety of administrative tasks that include managing an active calendar of appointments.
He/She must be energetic and willing to work Saturdays and long hours. He should be available for immediate employment.
Executive Support:

Assists the CEO with daily administrative duties and completes a broad variety of administrative tasks that include managing an active calendar of appointments; completing expense reports.
Composing and preparing correspondence and compiling documents for meetings.
Coordinates meetings and strategic activities with The Management Team, and members of staff.
Communicates on behalf of the CEO with Board members, donors, financiers, and others on matters related to programmatic initiatives as directed following confirmation of details and approval of CEO.
Conducts research on prospective corporate and financiers and assembles materials needed for the proposals.
Supports CEO in his/her external commitments that can lead to growth.
Board Support and Liaison:

Serve as the CEO’s administrative liaison to the Board of Directors and manages Board activities, which include coordinating quarterly Board meetings. Liaison with the lawyer and CEO to ensure smooth meeting.
Maintain Board portal and records of all correspondence and meetings.
Management Liaison:

Participates as an adjunct member of the management including assisting in scheduling, attending meetings. Represents the CEO in designated meetings as may be required.
Assists in coordinating the agenda of senior management team meetings. Prepares an account of the meetings and designates and follows up on assigned action items.
HR/Admin Support:

Recruitment support in attracting the best talents into the company
Review confirmation and promotion matters of staff and advise management accordingly.
Maintain and ensure adequate record of staff members and all necessary Human resources documentation.
Arrange verification of Reference and Guarantors of all staff members
Monitor developments with staffs and advise the CEO from time to time on motivation and retention strategies.
Collate and complete staff KPIs quarterly for the finance department to pay.
Supervise the security team of the company.
Supervising day-to-day operations of the administrative staff members.
Ensure the office and its environment is clean by properly reviewing strategy and supervising the cleaning team.
Collecting, organizing, and storing information using computers and filing systems.
Maintain office supply inventory record and replenishments.
Overseeing special projects and tracking progress towards company goals.
Induction training for junior staff members on company’s vision, mission and core values
Handle request for transportation and provide logistic support to management staffs.
Handle request for use of conference room and ensure proper conduct and maintenance of the conference room.
Maintain financial records
Requirements

Bachelor’s degree in Accounting, Business Administration, or a related field.
5 - 10 years of experience.
Prior experience working as an Accounting Officer or a similar position in the Accounting Department.
Proficiency in Microsoft Office Tools.
Familiarity working with accounting software such as SAGE, Peachtree
Outstanding understanding of accounting principles and practices.
Ability to work independently as well as in a team environment as and when required.
Ability to pay close attention to detail for accuracy.
Strong analytical skills.
Good time management abilities


If you can do the job above for 120k. Do let me know ASAP

Hello Madam, I have somebody that is very competent and reliable to do the above described job perfectly.

Disclaimer12:
Baba me sef reason am o, but na student, she dey do her internship for the house, lol

Nigerians, I fear who no fear una for outside Naija.

There are many mistakes a Wife can commit to either frustrate her husband to misbehave or make her home vunelrable to strange women or totally shatter her marriage. Below are just Eleven out of several others a woman can do to unconsciously destroy her marriage:

#11 STUPID THINGS A WIFE CAN DO TO MESS UP HER MARRIAGE

1) DARING YOUR HUSBAND TO BEAT YOU:
You block the door way, then dare him to beat you up and see what will happen. You call him bastard if he doesn't beat you. You ask him to kill you if he was born well, you dare him to touch you, you forget that everybody has a touch of madness, we are only better than one another in taming our madness. A man with little skill of self control or discipline may lose it and go wild. While I am totally against spousal violence, assult or abuse, it may be difficult for some men to restrain themselves, best thing for a man is to walk away from that scene and never stop him if he walks away when he is angry.
It is wrong to dare your husband, a lot of women have done this and end up regretting.

2) DARING YOUR HUSBAND TO SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN:
You will be making a major mistake if you dare your husband to sleep with another woman. You may live to regret it. You may say he is christian, he fears God or he is shy type that can't talk to a lady outside. You may be surprised he can do things you never believed.

3) NEGLECTING YOUR BODY AND LOOKS BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED:
"I am married I can relax, after all who is looking at me?”
He married you slim, sexy and trendy. Next thing you no longer care about your looks or body, you become obess, dirty and shabbily dressed. It is the mistake of most careless married women. Nothing sexy, nothing erotic, nothing romantic, nothing attractive, nothing inviting even when you are alone with him in the house! This will gradually quench the fire of passion in him.

4) DENYING YOUR HUSBAND SEX REGULARLY:
You are a career woman; You are an overly religious woman.... Hmmm! You feel sex in marriage is not important, you deny your husband your body regularly, so he is sexually starved and intimacy famished. What you don't know is that his secretary, colleagues and girls in church are seducing and begging him to come to them but you have padlocked your JERUSALEM and expect him not to lust after others. His mind will gradually drift from you towards them.

5) LEAVING YOUR HUSBAND FOR YOUR FEMALE FRIEND TO CATER FOR:
"My dear friend, please be my eye as I travel for this one week, help cater for my husband and my little kids". By the time you are back, your dear friend has so really helped you by sleeping with your husband and may be expecting a new baby as continuation from where you stopped. If at all she has not eloped with your man, leaving your children behind.
It is very stupid to commit your husband into the hands of your beautiful and sexually active friend.

6) LEAVING YOUR HUSBAND IN THE HANDS OF YOUR HOUSE MAID:
Your maid is the one that cooks, cleans the house, cares for the children and your husband. You suddenly become a LAZY BONE since the arrival of the maid.
All you do is shout and give orders. Not bad! But if your husband feels more love and care from the maid, sister that maid wont struggle to snatch your husband. You are the one graciously giving him to her and those that need him.

7) FAILING TO COMMIT YOUR FAMILY INTO THE HANDS OF GOD. (THE MOST ESSENTIAL OF ALL)
A wife won't do well if she fails to commit her family into the hands of God regularly because the Bible says "by strength shall no man (anybody) prevail". Don't make such mistakes of thinking you are in charge of your husband and marriage and you can handle things.
NOTE: "Wives are God's plan to provide comfort and assistance as "Helpmeet" of their husbands.
This is only achievable and possible if you constantly pray to God, asking for His direction, intention and purpose for your home. May you never labour in vain and another reaps where you have sown.

( 8 ) TELLING YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE:
When you tell your friends about your sex life and how your husband rocks you, you are indirectly inviting them to go have a feel of him too. They can size your husband up and imagine how good he would be in bed. They can find all means to lure your husband to them especially if such a friend is not sexually fulfilled with her partner.
They may even find out your Husband's “turn on” and use it too to attract him and lead him to the bed.
Most women have carelessly lost their husbands as they boast to their friends “my husband is too sexually demanding, he is never tired and he's an expert when it comes to sex, he is a machine, he drives me crazy in bed, he is a strong man down there bla bla..." Your friends will pick information like these and desire to also experience your ecstacy.

9) REPORTING YOUR HUSBAND TO HIS MUM:
As a wife, it looks beautiful to report your husband to his Mum, but the end result may likely hurt you. Most mothers will support their sons any day; children especially sons are always right before their Mothers. Seek counsel in the right quarters, never report your husband to his Mum unless his mum is God-fearing, morally upright, honest and impartial.

10) LETTING CHILDREN TAKE THE PLACE OF YOUR HUSBAND OR GIVING MORE PRIORITY TO YOUR CHILDREN OVER YOUR HUSBAND:
Many wives abandon their husbands, denying them of love, care and attention as soon as babies begin to arrive, they transfer all affection to their kids. Everything now is all about the children, afterall, it's the husband that is responsible for bringing the children. You are right, but men also want attention of their wives, atleast show them that they are equally important and deserve your time too.
Some wives put their babies in between themselves and their husbands in the bed, no hugs, no caress, no warmth. He may not be totally comfortable with the arrangement without saying it, the point is don't use babies to deny him of intimacy with his wife.

11) USING SEX WRONGLY:
This point is very deep. Sex is supposed to bind you both together, it is supposed to create intimacy and love but in many homes it is the bone of contention. Some women do turn sex to a tool of manipulation or control. They make it look like a privilege for their husband rather than his right. Some use it for trade by barter "if you provide this for me, I will give you sex". This is wrong. Some wives will suddenly become commanders at home when their husbands touch them for sex, ordering the man around, “go and put off the fan” “go and lock the gate” “go and check whether our children are sleeping” “How about that money I asked you to give me?" etc. All these are wrong. The first thing any married man wants from his wife is respect. It is not a matter of ego, this is natural.

Some wives sleep like log of wood that does not have any feeling or passion for intimacy, some even wear Jean, knickers to bed just to attach so much barricade to their body.

If you continue like this you will hurt your marriage deeply and you may destroy your home also. He will start lusting and chasing sexy daughters of Jezebel out there who may mesmerize him out of your home to themselves.

A godly wife builds her home, the stupid one pulls it down.

We are all humans and things push us to do things we never planned, but God's grace is sufficient for us!

Be wise!!!

BadNews:
See how Police Full Everywhere ooooo

No agbero fit come near the keke to ask for owo da.

FreeStuffsNG:
Till date, I honestly do not understand how an experienced politician like HE Atiku can underestimate HE Wike to the extent of rushing to take a somewhat colourless HE Okowa as his VP choice.

Now he is running from pillar to post, abandoned by those who told him that they can take care of Wike.

He is yet to start campaign yet was elected weeks before Asiwaju Tinubu whose campaign is going on 24/7.

If I were Atiku, I will take Wike at least on the account of party supremacy since Wike is the choice of the party like him.
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God bless Nigeria for ever.

Atiku knows that Wike is very wise, smart and intelligent, that is why he is afraid of using Wike as his VP. Atiku doesn't want a VP that will give him the kind of tough time he gave Obasanjo when he was Obasanjo's VP. He prefers to have a puppet VP that he wont be afraid of, a VP he can control, and he found one in Gov Ifeanyi Okowa.

ajekpaks:
Just because you've decided not to use your brains and emancipate yourself does not mean we should all join you in your Zombie world

I understand your problem very well. You are actually the insane that thinks he is the only one with sanity and every other sane person is actually insane.

JAGWINGS:
Hp Zeebok 15 1tb 16gb ram 1gb DEDICATED graphics 15 inch NGN140,000 Keyboard light

Is this still available, if so, last price?

HilcomTech:
At what point did you found out I exposed your HYPOCRICY

Exposure ni.
And what has HYPOCRICY got to do with this conversation?
I am always amazed by how you people on Nairaland misuse words like "Hypocrites, Already, Though," etc.

ajekpaks:
Mr. Sane, I agree I am mad because I refuse to accept the junk stuffed down your throats... I'm sorry



Ordinary Satan hold your God for work since Genesis, upon say Jesus don come earth yet na still same same... tell me WEtin come be the use exactly of God?

Na him use him hand create Satan, Satan Fuxk up, next thing e go create Adam, Satan still fuxk Adam up, na still God come use him hand go build hell fire wet him go dey put people wey Satan don fuxk up... that effort wey him use dey construct hell why him no use am fix Satan up once and for all?

Tell me?

Op has invited you atheists to a festival so enjoy yourself.

HilcomTech:
And did Peter Obi not destroy a huge chunk of your life and the lives of the people of Anambra. How hypocrtical can you get.

Go back and read about Peter Obi's stewardship in Anambra and see how he robbed the state blind and placed the state into a perpetual debt.

At this point I cannot help you further. Goodluck!

Factcheck0001:
by this time next year I see many of u shouting Biafra or death

I believe u know what that means

You that wont shout Biafra or Oodua republic, tell me one thing, just one thing, that you have benefitted from Nigeria.