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angels09:
Truth has been exposed

LMAO. I never knew this lost to Arsenal pained you guys that much. To the extent you have to cook up lies just so can sleep at night.

Arsenal beat Chelsea to win the fa cup and stop you from the double. Lying to yourself won't stop the hurt.

Chelsea fans probably have the lowest IQ of all sets of fans.

Consistently embarrassing themselves at every given opportunity. Look at the op of this thread and the dumbasses agreeing with his ludicrous assertion. An insult to human intelligence.

Reasonable folks shouldn't bother arguing with them. They'll just drag you down to their dumbass level and beat you with experience.

Pathetic excuse of a club and fans.

This lost really did get to Chelsea fans. Such arrogance before the game. A Chelsea fan sitting next to me during the game genuinely believed they will win by at least three goals. Turned out they were lucky not to lose by at least three goals .

Their tears on this thread is hilarious

Kathmandu:
KevinDein, you are grasping at straws because your reasoning is giving my Mai guard a run for his money.



Stop all these abokii posh biko

Just saw three mentions of my moniker, clicked on it and found out it was your dumbasse self accusing someone else of being me.

You bleeping lot are damn too paranoid. Which is not an entirely bad thing if you ask me

MarieSucre:
KevinDein. Fatherhood is not a thankless job. Take cues from this above post and don't feel too big to learn.

Marie, I do appreciate that some fathers are genuine assssholes and this group men have only themselves to blame for being alienated by their kids in latter parts of their lives.
However, some other men find themselves in situations they can't help. They have to live and work far away from the wife and kids just so the family can have the highest possible standard of living. Of course this group of dads will still be underappreciated by their kids for obviously no fault of theirs.

Nairaland is gasping for oxygen

doctokwus:
Definitely agree with that of Nland being populated with kids and those with low intellect.
U read some posts on some threads and u sometimes wonder how u got on this forum in d first place.
Even some threads are just lacking in any form of brain usage.

What is far more annoying than the dumb posts that ridden nairaland is the truck loads of likes such posts garner.

TheSuperNerd:
Ohhh a plateau utd fan..... looollll


so na the "Even" make you quote me.... oya no vex.... at least I no forget them naa.... how I go forget current table toppers?

Don't mind me...

malton:
That's right.

In terms of leadership, the top 5 states with the most useless governors ought to come from my zone, the Middle Belt.

Government in states such as Niger, Nasarawa, Kwara, Kogi, and Benue leave so much to be desired.

I always thought underdevelopment is the other name for my state, Plateau, but whenever I go to these states, I weep.

My region is fu#ked up. Big time!

Smart, intelligent, good-natured, and hardworking people being led by goats. Our leaders don't know the first thing about development.

Fair point.

Considering the human and natural resources that abound in states such as Plateau, Benue and kogi, they should be fairing much better than they are doing right now.

Although I won't exactly class them as the most useless states in the country. Just cursed with clueless leaders.

Icon4s:
Lol! Away wins. Truly strange scorelines.

Long may it continue.

TheSuperNerd:
I like this week's NPFL results better.... Enyimba doing very well away.


And wow!!! what a statement from Fc ifeanyi Ubah... going to the home of 3SC and picking up 3 points and 3 goals.... mehn!

Not surprised MFM couldn't beat Akwa Utd at home... Akwa's reinforcements make them even stronger. The league is still up for grabs joor.... MFM, El-Kanemi (with their 100% home record), Enyimba, Akwa Utd and even Plateau utd are all in for the title.... this season will likely see a fantastic photo-finish...

What do you mean by "even Plateau Utd" . We are top of the league, and have been for most of the season. Surely we are just as favorite as the others, if not firm favorite.

The word "even" makes it looks like we are 5th and on our way up,

Gotaya:
@RemoStarsFC have now recorded 3 home loses this season. 2 of the 3 teams that lost 3+ home matches last season got relegated.
#REMENY

Bad omen for Remo. Funnily enough this will encourage other teams to see Remo as a source of rare valuable away points.

As a Plateau Utd fan, I'd take that one point away at Katsina utd, thank you very much. Couple that with our closest rivals MFM dropping points at home. Nice.

But, ah, Ifeanyi Ubah picking three points away from home, scoring three goals and keeping a clean sheet. That's mightily impressive, especially by NPFL standards.

Still, Onward and upward, P Utd.

Gotaya:
The NPFL is Back! 21/5/2017

Enugu Rangers vs Gombe United

Kastina United vs Plateau United

Sunshine Stars vs Lobi Stars

Remo Stars vs Enyimba FC

ABS FC vs El Kanemi Warriors

Wikki Tourists vs Abia Warriors

MFM FC vs Akwa United

Shooting Stars vs FC Ifeanyi Ubah

Kano Pillars vs Niger Tornadoes

Doing a great job, man.

Go go Plateau Utd

Basically what the ladies are saying is educating the girl child is a waste of resources.
Parents and government take note. All the education our ladies need is Home economics and maybe social studies. All resources should be channelled into training the boy child to become the best doctor, engineer etc. He needs it in order to "take care" of these lazy leeches of nowadays

sanandreas:
Please the break up should be fast. Southern Nigeria have all it takes. The weather condition, port, arable land, all favourable. The north and south have different orientation. The former align to religion while the later to innovation

Yeah, I've seen all the fantastic innovations that have come from the south. Changing the world. You southerners are up there with the west and Asians in innovations. Thumbs up, y'all

sanandreas:
The last thing on their mind. How would Jigawa, Yobe, Bornu, Kebbi, Niger, Benue, and a host of other parasites survive?

Lol, do not worry your head about that, Mr. All those states will do just fine, at least not any worse than the current situation they find themselves in.
The average man in these state hasn't really benefitted much from the so-called oil from the South. Breaking up means forcing the leaders of those states to look inward.
Benue, for instance, with its huge land mass probably has the most fertile land in the country.

Y'all shouldn't worry. Breaking up will be in the best interests of everyone; the average northerner on the streets; and southerners. Except of course the elites of both regions.

MissIndependent:
No 6: You look forward to public Holidays

Note: All Lagosians hate their jobs

Truer words have never been spoken, the second paragraph that is.

I live and work in Lagos and I've come to understand that it's not my job that I hate, in fact I bloody love it, it's the friggin city (Lagos) that I hate.

zabson:
U are delusional.

Ignorant is a more apt description

Edu3Again:
Those schools are full of southerners.
How come in the South we don't see the northerners doing NYSC?

The only northerners we see in the South are your fulani Herdsmen killing and raping.

Sure of course, there are southerners in those schools but northerners are the majority in each of them. I know that because I'm an alumnus of one of them. So, err, yet again another pointless post from you

You don't see northern Corp members over there because they probably aren't loud or you probably chose not to see. I, for instance, served in Rivers.

See? Mr. your posts are filled with fallacies that aren't backed by facts.

Enjoy your day

Edu3Again:
The north enjoys a cheap supply of southern labour, every year replacements come.



if you are more in number how come, we never see you in the south?

Typical Northerner, nothing but violence.

University of Maiduguri, ABU, Bayero University, University of Jos etc all supply the north decent numbers of human resources annually. So your point is pretty pointless

You southerners really do have an exaggerated opinion of yourselves, it's amusing.
And it's not like you have got jobs waiting for all the graduates you churn out every year over there.

NoToPile:
She didn't complain about bleeding again after seeing 600k and she was going to church after chatting to have anal sex with a married man too plus the bobo said " pray for me" .

. So hilarious

Yeah, that's the joke that's Christianity these days.

Most Christians are utter jokes.

Northerners no like to dey go school.



So they said

Boldtrust:
you called cheating a "norm"? Something must be seriously wrong with this generation. The truth is if you can not keep you pants to you waste, do not get married. This is the fundamental principle of marriage. Every other sense is devilishly inspired. Being an actress or a celebrity isn't a licence to open her legs to every tail she deems fit either.

I'm not supporting domestic violence, but it can only be as evil as cheating. Not worse.

Well said, man.

Amazing how the ladies feel cheating isn't a big deal. Sick ladies everywhere. Anyone that sees cheating on one's married partner as a "norm" shouldn't be taken seriously when he/she preaches against domestic violence.

SalamRushdie:
Is it that other Nigerians tribes don't commit crimes because anytime Nigerian criminals are caught it's 50 50 chance that they are either Igbo or Yoruba

Actually, this is a good observation. For all the talk about Nigerians being criminals, only one or two tribes actually are responsible for these crimes. The vast majority of the other hundreds of ethnic groups in the country are usually law abiding when in foreign countries.

Op is a troll. I refuse to believe anyone can be this dumb

bluskyee:
For those saying the Men maybe left behind, I laugh in Spanish. My dad called me just last week to tell me that my Grand Papa wants to get another wife . A 79 year old. The man is never behind no matter how you re-arrange. Back to the subject, there are a lot of distractions for young people now than any other time in history. I spent a full week (work leave) indoors without seeing sunlight, let alone saying hi to my neighbours. There are so many fascinating and enchanting activities other than getting Married. As a guy, I have no reason to get married. Not now or later. A few minutes on Badoo, I get a hook-up, she spends 2-3 days and I am back to default mode. My mum calls occasionally to talk me into future plans and I had to warn her sternly. Why would I want to get married, when single-hood is the best thing to ever happen to Mankind. You can get a lady come spend weeks with you, without you marrying her, yet you have your space, your time and good sex. Companionship is as free as air. Please let us say NO to Marriage. Marriage is a huge scam. Science and Tech, is doing a good job trust me!!!

Summarily;

Why buy the cow when you can easily get a constant supply of the milk at a much cheaper price

PaperLace:
I am sure people insulting him didn't read his write up_they read only the heading, but it's normal for Nairalanders .

Truth is bitter, very bitter...
He was a bit hard, went off at some point but he made some sense.

Modified: Before insulting, take your time to read the post without bias. Forget he is gay, sieve out his message_then comment. If you still don't get the message, then you need to walk in the shoes of some Nigerian first sons/daughters.

This set of people labour for years training their younger ones(that may number up to 4) and helping out their parents too. The guys most times would keep on struggling to please his family, pausing his own life. He might finally get married and start his own family in his mid-late 30s.
The ladies sometimes move on to get married, the innocent son-inlaw might end up carrying unnecessary expenses.

Everyone should make plans for his/her retirement. Don't be overly independent on your kids. Some kids will give, some might not even have to give, some will totally disappoint you...it happens.
It's clearly stated that if you have _give, but don't fall for emotional blackmails aimed at ripping you off. But then _the black man doesn't read.

I thought they said the female child take care of her parents more often than the male counterpart

The mindset of the first two female commenters in comparisonsl to the first few male commenters probably dispel that myth.

I've long accepted that fatherhood is a thankless job. I'm prepared for that. However, I'd still give my all to see that my offsprings turn out great.

They can save the emotional stuffs for the mom; I don't need that. I just want them to be the best scientists, sportmen etc. That's enough for me.

danidon08:
Op so on point! Even to speak with my dad is problem. Barking orders at everyone till date.

He once asked why everyone was to closer to mum than him,
Ans: Most childhood memories we have of you is koboko in your hands

You'd grow up and find out that fatherhood is a thankless job.

emmaitive:
who have been ruling nigeria from tbe onset?why are they bent on continuing on this parasitic system of govmt dt is not workin??.why are dey rejectin resource controlthey say we practicin america model of democracy buh dey refuse resouce control becos dey know like u dt all of u have noting to offer...every year all we hear from the north is how to seize power and yet no gain..besides the south and the north are not related in anyway we are too different to live togeda..nigeria is not workin and cannot work. our problem is the system and because some people are feasting from it like u and ur people they dont want to let go..two...answer me oo

I've always suspected you aren't smart but I replied you anyway hoping you'd prove me wrong, but you just kept writing some incoherent nonsense. Can't even answer the very simple question I threw at him yet expects me to answer some non-existent question.

Reply me when you learn how to construct simple comprehensibly sentences.

Every illiterate down south thinks the north is responsible for their woes. Good lawd.

emmaitive:
parkwell....why will u not call me a coward,when dey have turn all of u in the north to zombies waitin to be slaughter...even in your grave u will still be defendin your evil north keep on

Good point.

Now still waiting for you to explain how the north is responsible for your governments inability to pay their workers their salaries. I trust a non-zombie genius like you would come up with some plausible explanation.

Don't let me down, buddy