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NeduLuiZ:
Well I'm looking to friend zone many just for the fun of it

Give them a little dose of their medicine, fair enough. Be careful though, ladies can't handle a fraction of what they dish out.

The amazing rivalry between Scorpion and Sub Zero (Hanzo and Bi-Han) continues. I'm a fan of Scorpion.

This is fvking horry movie.

Ehhh, that's a little arguable, my friend. I'm just a little more handsome. You are a close second though.

Lmfao. Nigerian men have been whinging about Nigerian girls since time immemorial. @op, 7 years later shiiit is probably worse. I swear I think naija girls should be use for comic relief.

Yes, please. Absolutely subscribe.

What kind of a thief steals a fvcking mattress

fannybaby:
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You are pained she got someone else who wants to marry her

Yeah, clearly he had fun memories with that woman and he wants to keep her to himself. Nothing to do with just wanting his child.

Amalekki:
You better master the art of solitude from your young age

Well said.

She looks like a peacemaker, I'm sure the ex misses her...no he doesn't.

armyofone:
More like what people do for money to send back to Nigeria so that nobody would ask " wetin you don do since you travel"?

Good point. Let's just blame poor Nigerians at home for selling ourselves. We'll get more sympathy that way.

Smopro:
Bought a small Java phone for this babe, she broke up with me the second day: Naso mumu 18years old me go her mumsy shop go collect my phone back

You should be proud of your 18 year old self.

CHoccolaTE:
Please you males should not get married because there is nothing to gain from marriage. I am honestly tired of seeing idiots ask the same stupid question on this site.

Don't get married oo, men, avoid marriage and avoid women instead of disturbing our ears everyday. I don't even know why females here bother to convince you that there is anything to gain from marriage.
Just simply avoid marriage if you don't see how it can benefit you.

Okay Karen.

SaintAlbert53:
very heart breaking...

she went to Nysc camp, I couldn't reach her after the third day she got there. I tried so many times to connect to her, but all attempts failed.
Finally, her line went through and when i asked her why happened, she confidently told me she gave her phone to someone who needed it urgently.
We talked, laughed and at the end of our conversation, she told me this: Teddy, I am sorry things aren't going as planned before I came here, i am seeing someone else and i really like him so much..

I was speechless and i no cry o but tears dey rust down my eyes..
Then I told her;

Me: Who's this guy?..

Ex: You don't need to know him Teddy, I just want you to know we won't be talking on the phone anymore because he doesn't enjoy me talking to other guys..

Me: Mummy u mean this thing abi na Yahoo format be this?

Ex: Just try and understand, like I told you when we met the first time, I don't like to have anything with my ex-. So, please get someone to love you, i am sure you will be fine in no time. Bye, God bless you.

It was like i was listening to one of John Legend's song until she updated all her social apps dp with the new guy's pic and wrote MY KING..
OH MY GOD.. SIGHHH

One thing you have to admire about women. They are really ruthless and won't think twice before cutting you off when they meet a better man. Give it to them.

RenaissanceGuy:
If animals can't give consent, don't you think it's also animal abuse to use them as food?

Haha. Good argument.

Me, waiting for more mental gymnastics from the "liberals"

crackhaus:
This is nothing but the truth.

Hailing from this side, bro.

What kind of weak, dumb men are we raising these days? Stories I read here keep sounding more ridiculous with each passing day. Is there a fvcking limit to this fvckery going on? Borrow from friends to hand it over to a bichht. Wow.

Ebuka78:
You are quoting me from the comments you have read here.

Why not give your own advice and walk away? I am entitled to my own opinion, likewise you.

I hope you can now tell who the real kid is here.

Lol

Yeah, you obviously. Since you just refused to understand that your advice is piss poor despite being called out by the majority here.

On a scale of 0-9, I'm 0. I don't believe in superstitions one bit.

prodige001:
a little testimony abt what happened this evening... I was enjoying Man u's match... and this lady whom I happen to meet few weeks ago begged to see me in her house since the viewing center is close to her house I went after long delays... fast forward... we gisted for a few mins and boom we were naked... coz I don't trust her I had to roll on 3 condoms we started with a cow girl and she got tired so she opt for a missionary I gave not more than 5 strokes and the lady was like "its hot in here plz b fast I wanna go and bath"...

now that's shit she said upset me and that was how I ended the sex... I pulled out and dressed told her am going she refused to believe till she saw me leave... now the bitch is calling me.... telling me am such an awkward somebody bla bla bla... didn't listened I ended the call... ama block her now

from my observation, Bitch wanna use me to get a new fan(coz her fan isn't working) and am not giving her the luxury of seeing me as one of em simps

PS. never agree to shalaye... no mata d circumstances

Edit

Nice to see more guys thinking this way. Below is my comment on another thread;

Might sound a little controversial, I'm really not so keen on a highly educated/intellectual woman. I find them to be too argumentative just for the sake of it; always trying to prove some non-existent point. Give me a beautiful woman with just enough education to pass her points across when needed. When I want to discuss intellectual stuff, I'll do it at the bars with the boys or the manosphere such as this

RisenPhoenix1:
That would be wonderful. Men would sit all day watching football and chatting with their ex girlfriends; barking an occasional command at the houseboy. Maybe by midday, we can spend ten minutes boiling rice and about ten more minutes warming last week's stew. We can then branch off at ShopRite mall for a beer with our buddies before we go and pick up the kids from school, serve them the rice and stew, help them to do their assignments, watch more soccer until late evening when our wives come back from work, then demand for money for haircut, complain that our car needs to be serviced and the tyre changed, ask them to change the burnt light bulbs, and check the kitchen plumbing. They can then go and put oil into the generator and switch it on before we go to sleep. If our wives ask for sex, we will claim we have been working all day and are tired.

I swear to god I want this life

@op, when are men gonna learn to do what's best for them and just say to hell with everyone? Women do that all the time and they get cheered on by other women.

Hathor5:
What happened to for better for worse?

You remember this when a woman is the source of the "worse". If it were the other way round, you'll probably be advising the lady to do what makes her happy.

Jeon:
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

He isn't demanding a groom price be paid for him, is he?

Edobabe20:
Thats how one keeps telling me he is a structural engineer but the only thing he has ever given me is 100 naira glo card when i told him i wanted to download Coming to America2 like wtf? can I use 100 naira card to discuss with him on phone? liars everywhere that's why i can't cheat or leave my bobo alone cuz he is soo real f he has he will tell but if he doesn't he will tell and i keep praying to God to bless the works of his hands

Here, gentlemen is a good example of women's hypergamy. No matter how good you are to them, they are always on the look out for someone better. Here, if the structural engineer was a little bit more generous, this lady would have pulled up a stunt to leave her supposedly "real bobo".

Welcum:
Because the future is female. But you know that FUTURE never ever arrives. Men are the present. We don't need anybody's validation We are rock.

Wtf, nice one there bro. Btw, I always find this "the future is female" very hilarious. . Don't know what future they are talking about but ok

SWEETEIGHTEEN:
I fear you o Pocohantas. On a very, very serious note. I FEAR YOU!!!.I pray to never come across you outside this virtual perimeters or your type.

She'd be out there making life miserable for some unlucky folks without even knowing it. You'll have to feel sorry for her colleagues and those she comes in contact with on a regular basis. Good luck if you have the misfortune of being her subordinate. Funnily enough she'll still somehow convince herself she's the victim/good guy and every other person is the bad guy, like she is doing here.
The worst possible person to have around.

Pays to be a high value man. Woman gives you trouble, her lost, you just dump her and move to a younger hotter one.