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This facebook comment killed it : Let him go to Nigeria and transform Boko haram to a reverend father!!!

Just passing by... Our jewish god works in mysterious ways!

I dunno him

hahn:
Wait make I read am!

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atheism
ˈeɪθɪɪz(ə)m/Submit
noun
disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.

Saying atheism is all about now and the physical world is an assumption or an addition to the definition on your part...

For your effort in tackling an overflogged topic
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Damilolababy:
then I rather take d risk... cause if i forgive he will use DAT same dick he use on her to penetrate me... that nonsense na

So pouring acid is the answer?


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Damilolababy:
this is really bad. if iwere d woman.i would av poured acid on their body

How does this erase the fact that your husband still slept with the maid? And the fact that you are a wicked woman? And the fact that you will end up in jail for it? And the fact that you will then lose both ways?

What is the lady beside Wizkid wearing as skirt?

Mumu state government. You are supposed to attach some bond requirements to the training abroad that will automatically force them to return home immediately after the training.

MrMontella:
mehn..you didnt pass secondary school..i swear

You have time for these type of ignorant fellas. I don hang my boot tay tay. Any comment like the guy you were addressing, I just simply ignore.

Why do people watch this show? Oh scratch that, how does this show help Nigerians to be productive?

I have already expressed my thoughts about the movie a few months ago before the movie went live. This review only helps to further buttress my thoughts.

https://www.nairaland.com/3274591/christian-evangelist-dismantles-atheism-one#48285495

I guess this where we are missing it in Nigeria. It is not too hard/difficult. The goal is supposed to task the brain, teach a child how to work/research to get answers while doing the assignment and learn something new instead of just passing and failing . I got all of them correctly but if my kid came home with such assignment and is finding it difficult I would refer him to google instead. Let him start learning how to use google to improve on his knowledge. Kids these days are lucky, thanks to the internet, all they need is at the click of a button. Back then, you would spend time going through volumes of encyclopedia at the library and other books just to get the information you need, provided your school has a library to begin with.

ceaser:
You thought and inferred well. He must have expected that encounter with much exhilarating anticipation and planned that the romp will be a memorable one.

Few days ago, I read a NLer's submission of concocting aphrodisiac with 600mg Diclofenac, black horse (an energy drink I presume) and some other stuffs I can't recollect. Diclofenac comes in 50mg caplets. You can't go beyond 100mg b.d in standard setting. 600mg of diclofenac is akin to saying that you'd take 12 tablets of Panadol at a go (using the more common Panadol as an example). You'd neither be tired nor feel pain from the romps of marathon s3x, yes. But the downside is your heart is being overworked. Because you can't have enough rest in-between rounds, oxygenation is sub optimal, adequate perfusion gets compromised. Eventually cardiac embarrassment is inevitable.

A thorough post mortem will definitely suggest a cardiac arrest.

Don't understand why a man will stuff himself with all sorts of drugs just to have sex! One can never cheat nature!

hahn:
I had to go an criticize Muslims in the Islamic section.

That quote is as useless as Jehovah

hahn:
I swear. The uppercut ehn, no be here. Did joagbaje ever pay up that N500,000?

Dunno if he did or not. He doesn't go by joagbaje again on NL he is now Petra1. Maybe he can give us a better answer.

hopefulLandlord:
reminds me of Joagbaje

very cool thread that deserves looking at

that was a fiasco

10 years on, the Christ Embassy members are still foaming in the mouth about it

Lol...That thread is epic! One of my favourites here!

hahn:
In a country where everyone is content with "god did it" or "the devil did it"

From the story, it is apparent that they have already come to the conclusion that she did it.

Quite obvious.

ok, so the young lady just happened to be carrying poison upandan abi? And she was crying after the guy passed away? Does that make sense at all. How can someone who's smart enough to spike the greedy pig's drink not be smart enough to escape without drawing attention to herself? So many questions people are not asking!


My take: The greedy pig probably slumped and died during the sexual romp. Sex is a form of cardio exercise and the greedy pig's heart couldn't take it. An autopsy will be needed to conclude on the matter.

CoolUsername:
Religion is like a work of fiction. When I watch Star Wars, I'm not trying to look at the science behind intergalactic travel or lightsabres, I'm just trying to watch a good movie and be entertained. This is known as 'willing suspension of disbelief' (WARNING: That site Will Ruin Your Life).

Religious conditioning encourages that sort of thinking. It's usually called 'faith'. With faith, people are just supposed to take things at face value and have a good time or risk spoiling the fun.

Interesting link. Going to Bookmark it!

Smellymouth:
The way when some people take dey lie for twitter ehn..

Even devil will be shocked...

Dear God, which kind pepper soup story be this?

Kai, Nairalanders, una too get mouth!

Mention me when they manage to regrow an amputee's limb. Fake/ Staged/Manipulated miracles do not move me!

Is this the new trend? There are over 20 000 christian denominations, [s]actually there are just over 40 Major christian denominations most have slightly similar beliefs and doctrines it is just the name that makes them different[/s]. This is third conditions for marriage in a given church on Nairaland. Seun, hope you have enough space on NL to accomodate 19 997 more silly threads like this.

People should stop taking nudes and/or recording sex sessions with their smartphones and other electronic devices! Una no dey hear word! It will surely leak out one way or the other except of course you had the intention initially!

You rot while the earthworms and other earth ground insects assist in the decomposition of your body.

Holy spirit at work!

1. What is wrong with the use of "Talking drum"?

2. What is wrong with putting the picture of the couples on the wedding pamphlet/magazine.

D34lw4p:
lol, congratulations. You just won award for the dumbest comment on Nairaland.

Both! Though Islam is doing a better job at it presently.

T.B Joshua, Pastor Chris and all other stage performers, your attention is needed. And don't start with the boy needs faith to be healed, how much faith does this suffering little boy need to ease his pains.

Meanwhile, for serious minded individuals make una contribute even if it's N500. Nothing is too small!

#Team Edo
#Team Benin
#Long live the newly Crowned Oba

May our culture, heritage and tradition never die! iseeee!

Wilgrea7:
forget the average Nigerian.. there are places where people die of hunger... they search garbage cans... some even lick dustbins... they have no source of food or help... they're just waiting for death... they are suffering..
I'm not justifying stealing... but there are people really suffering in this life

geoworldedu:
Have you once been an atheist? How did you know they have rational fear? Majority of atheists were once Christians, so they can tell what Christians feel, but you can't tell what atheists feel because you've never been one.

Lol , calm down and read his post again. aaronson is an atheist!