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Interesting Video!

IamPatriotic:
Should I become President of Nigeria tomorrow, I will build a new Presidential Villa: a Villa that will be dedicated to the all-conquering Almighty, and where powers and principalities cannot hold sway.

Oga, nobody will vote you in to come steal and waste our money in the name of constructing the Presidential Villa with a religious undertone.

hahn:
I am only concerned. Well, we all have different apetites. Personally, no amount of snail can qualify as a meal o.

I understand what you are driving at now. Oya enuff of the thread derailing e don do.

PastorAIO:
Kevoh na man. Hahn sef na man. I no understand this exchange.

Na brotherly exchange, biko!

hahn:
How many snails will you have to eat for it to qualify as a meal?

wetin dey worry you hahn, y u dey troll me?

hahn:
You mean as a snack yeah?

As lunch, the Nigerian way #heavymealthings

PastorAIO:
Oh, okay. Na facebook video otherwise you could have been able to play it here.

It addresses that gimmick that landlords use to try to get troublesome tenants out of their house.


https://www.facebook.com/fatai.alashe/posts/1444385115578484

Now, I'm craving for some peppered snails for lunch thanks to the video.

HoneyBee23:
chai some peeps abuse here can make one miss her period

Now this can be termed as a real joke!

What if he goes for test and discovers he now truly has HIV, hope we will be getting a testimony from him then.

...JustThinkingAloud

Keneking:
What is FWB?

Friend With Benefits

2dugged:
last bullet,if after reading this you still chose to spread you fake tales, I can't help you,Ogiso Owodo was the last Ogiso. The break came because there was no heir. This is called the interregnum period.
Prince Ekaladerhan was the heir to Owodo. But the Prince's step-mother called Esagho schemed to get him killed. Faking a message from an oracle priest, and claiming that only his death would avert disaster in Benin. Sadly & reluctantly Owodo accepted it, for the welfare of his Kingdom.
But the Isiewmenro (Royal Executioners) who took the prince to the forest to sacrifice could not bear to kill him. They made him swear an Oath never to return to Benin but run for his dear life. He did. He travelled towards Owo (70 miles due North-West of Benin). Then he moved towards a village now called Ife. Ife is also roughly 70 miles West of Owo. So he entered Ife from the East. A prediction Ife people had been given about a ruler coming from the East.
With time back in Benin, Esagho could not produce an heir as she had hoped. Owodo later got suspicious and sent other emissaries to the oraclist. That was when the scam was revealed. But it had become known that Ekaladerhan through divinity was in fact alive but he could not be traced in Owodo's life time. So the crown remained vacant. So Evian (now Ogiamien family) became ruler as the most powerful local chieftain of Igodomigodo (as Benin was called then) but NOT a King.
In the meantime, Ekaladerhan has found fortune in Ife & made king. He exclaimed that "Izoduwa" meaning I have been favoured/achieved my destiny. This became Ododuwa. A similar corruption of name would happen to Ododuwa's grandson in Benin two generations later. The exclamation "Owomika" in Youruba became Eweka I of Benin.
In fact my relative is the duke/chief of the ancient village (actually now part of Benin metropolis) where Eweka made that exclamation in About 1170 AD. In just over a week from now, The Crown Prince will be making a similar exclamation (at exactly same spot as 800 years ago) near my relative's ducal palace. That exclamation is what his Title & name will become for life.
And all his children and descendants will henceforth bear that name as surname. Except his first son who will chose his own regnal name when crowned in the future.
Ekaladerhan was known to be alive already so the search continued for decades. Until he was traced to Ife. He refused to return, having sworn an oath not to. But he sent his son "Omonoyan", basically meaning beloved child. What was called Oranmiyan by Ife people.
Oranmiyan was accompanied by yoruba courtiers including Oloton. Chief Oloton today remains in charge of Royal ancestral shrine. Oranmiyan's son Eweka I restored the monarchy in Ogiso line. Benin people were ready to keep the stool vacant for decades then, just like they did while Ovonramwen was in exile in Calabar for 17 years.
So Ife people came to be very welcome in Benin & seen as our relatives. Even after Oranmiyan left.
Now we all know Yoruba versions of Ododuwa: from coming from the Sky to coming from Mecca. Judge for yourself what is scientifically possible.
Idia was the mother of Oba Esigie. Esigie ruled from 1504 to 1550. Idia was the wife of Oba Ozolua. Both her husband and son go down in history as successful warrior Kings/emperors.
She was a warrior Queen Mother with her own Royal Regiment personally commanded by her at war front. She played a major role in helping Esigie expand the empire. Europeans even accompanied Esigie to wars in Eastern Yorubaland & extolled Benin war tactics including Ifianyako (encirclement) of enemy soldiers.

Thanks for the post. It is very necessary and enlightening.

FriendChoice:
For all Christians and Southerners who are in support of their activities, I urge you to provide land in the East or West for them to build their shrine. So that they will be able to perform their religious activities without fear of being attacked as Nigeria guarantees freedom of worship nation wide. They will also have freedom to protest and block roads.

Southerners and Christian are very pisful. Oya Shiites you hearam carry your black cloth go Enugu or Ekiti.

At the bold in phrase, I got a ban for a similar comment without even stating the name of the religion like you did, on the Muslim beating up a pastor thread. If yours does not get a ban then I make clear that religion section moderator is biased towards Islam.

CC: Seun, Lalasticlala, OAM4J

Jacksonville:
Are you Jealous of the prophetic anointing the man has ..

Or is it because he is YAWEH's prophet and not atum's ...

Well you are atum's prophet and I bet you can't prophesy that it would rain 12hrs non stop in Lagos today ,can you or ur god have such knowledge and power?


Go to bed8)

I dunno atum! But you sure know how to make your yahweh petty! Lagos has bad drainage system. Lagos does not need 12hours rain right now leading to floods but I'm damn sure they need 12 Lagosian amputees to regrow their limbs immediately. Can you, Yahweh or yawheh's prophet get it done?

babs01:
Tomorrow another pastor will rape a 2 yrs old girl or even boy

Kikikikiki , this guy thinks he's getting back at a christian with his post.

Pastor will be ridiculed as well by me and jailed accordingly.Still doesn't stop me from calling Isl*m a religion of piss.

That's a dragon tattoo not a snake. The drawing extends to her other butt check the tattoo very well.

Abeymills:
Nice one dick don finish

Agreed the story is fake but So you agree that human beings should be burnt just because they decided to stay indoors and pleasure themselves, a decision they consented on their accord?

Have christians finished marrying each other? Jehovah Witness can't marry Pentecostal and vice versa? Catholic can not marry Lord's Chosen and vice versa? Christ Embassy can not marry Celestial and vice versa? E.t.cWhen you are done marrying each other a.k.a removing the speck of dust in your eye, then we can talk about the log in us atheist's eyes! Hypocrite!

stephenmorris:
proudly urhobo

Migwor my inlaw, Urhobo Wado!

stephenmorris:
u sound like an urhobo man ,but lemme tell the truth sir john thread is the best thread ever on nairaland lol no thread beat am

I'm an Edo man but eh. Urhobo and Edo we are all one. Are you Urhobo?

This is rampart in every religious setting na. Who doesn't know that all these miracles are fake! Make I go search that SirJohn's thread detailing how miracles are staged in Christ Embassy. I'm coming

Kikiki , hahn I doubt if these religious nuts can handle some truths. The one that is funny is the way ''all the Christians'' on the thread in their usual hypcocritical state think the OP is targeting them alone.

At least, one muslim in maturity even tried responding the OP but with Islam that one is Dead on Arrival. We know what Islam teaches to do to Apostates, we know how rabid they get over a mere picture of Mo..d lending 100% credence to what the OP is all about.

Nuff said here, Hahn!

Al Taqqiya tins... Continue! Na una way!

ColdHardTruth:
Islam and the human creativity

All forms of artistic expressions are banned in Islam: music, singing, dancing, painting, sculpture, acting, but also literature, poetry, philosophy and the use of logic! If you find this too hard to believe, I invite you to refer to the reliable Islamic sources as well as Muhammad’s quotes to make sure I do not exaggerate and am only stating the strict truth.

Na wa oo! Boring religion!

ColdHardTruth:
The Scientific Miracles in the Quran

We ex-Muslims all know the absurdity, the forgery and the swindling of the sheikhs who claim the existence of scientific miracles in the Quran, and I find it legitimate to ask why these people fabricate one colossal lie after another around religion. The answer is simple: only a web of lies is able to perpetuate another lie. Islam could not hold for long in front of science that reveals its myths and its undeniable weaknesses one after another, such as the assertion that the earth is flat and that two people breastfed by the same woman become biological brothers. These people protect Islam and prevent it from wearing off and perishing by desperately trying to reconcile it with science using deception and distortion. If Islam were a divine religion and a message sent from the creator of the universe, would it be the laughingstock of the scientific sphere and a target of endless criticism?

For reference purpose.

frubben:
The distance between Egypt and Israel is about 613km. It took moses and the israerlites 40 days years to complete thier journey. On the average each day, they walk only 43meters!

Yes! 43meters - almost half of what's Usian bolt does in 9seconds.

I wish moses was around to explain this laziness.

- Robert Mugabe

Fixed! Now you can laugh!

Challenge that will never come to fruition.

What's this I'll refund you by weekend? You have been paid 83k, y not send the man the bitcoin equivalent immediately!

NairaExsupport, just got my alert.

Morning NairaExsupport, How long does it take for money to appear in my bank account when I sell bitcoin on your site?

How come it is the atheists that are doing a very good job preventing making the OP to not take the plunge into atheism just yet?

Cos of N400 recharge, you felt entitled to rape her? What is wrong with the youths of today?

A picture of white Jesus? The Palestines will not like this.