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@ rukemi - I am not sure it was a mistake buying her a phone or loading it. In this age and time, I don't think any adult live-in help will agree to not having a phone. I have always use helps and I used to give them that condition but not anymore. It's a deal breaker for them. So what I do is tell them to restrict its usage to after-work hours.

Like Bellong said, I don't think you need to visit the parents and I also don't advise you take her back under any circumstance. You shouldn't also let it bother you too much, take it that a bigger damage would have been done if she stayed so her going was just to avert that damage.

I started thinking like this when a previous help I got ran away after 3 days. Thank God for the security guy who called me and I came dashing down from the office. We later heard she ran to her boyfriend's place....But I didn't really care as my baby was fine. It could have been worse.

So don't get dejected and dont let it affect your goodwill to subsequent ones. And like someone said, a professional who knows what he or she is coming for is probably better. The good thing for me is, after that nasty incident, I have since had angels sent to me to help out; it's soo good between us that when one needs to leave due to uncontrollable circumstance, another sibling/family is sent as a replacement. So cheer up and be happy!

Mutaino7:
i dey fear to even quote you sef... you fit audition to be jet li disciple in his next film cos as u dey endure beating so u go fit take harsh training..

Hahahaha

TV01:
...you see, if the brother had read my "young run man run" series, he for no jam. He went with his feelings

TV

Hahahaha @ feelings - nice one

But I don't subscribe to feelings alone naa, the heart and brain have to synchronize perfectly for this particular objective, it's too big and important a task/decision to be left for the heart alone.

nasha1:
but u didnt come out 2 defend eddy na,apparently she instigated the beef u have with one individual.

Didn't really understand ur post until I went back to read the long post now...so many false allegations

But allow it for now, it won't be too long before the issue rears its ugly head again.

TV01:
^{...please any naive young girl or tingle seeking old bird who starts to juice at my post, no pm me 0! I no wan face kangaroo court - plus I'm God fearing, happily married and solvent}

Loool...the story of Samson and Delilah comes to my mind.

Sagamite:
Dem no born me well for that one.

That one, they will send bailiff to my house, break down the door and take the mat I use as bed and the wrapper clothe I use as pillow to sell to get their money.

I dey pay that one ASAP!

evade council tax ke?

Godswillnwaoma:
I did the same when I was in secondary school but mine was that I helped my mum in selling fish at the market and will later do my homework at midnight. Thank God today I.m in 300 level in unizik studying my dream course. I pray God will see me through and bless my hustle.

God bless your hustle.

DaBullIT:
she wasn't dengering or posing , but you are right though, it's Home work

Her home is the street, so it's still home work to her

16 year old Should this man be in jail?

...Tinubu came to see me three times and we approved on merit"...

So where exactly is the implication of the emboldened word in true?

nasha1:
there is more wisdom in listening than in talking in this case there is more wisdom in reading dan writing.

I agree totally

jaybee3:
I've paid that tax for the past 15 years or there about

are you serious?

Hahahahahahaha. Briticonised Nigerian

nasha1:
stale,doenst move me.
i dont talk 2 stalkers,is it because u changed ur handle?letsdothis?

Nasha, I fear who no fear you o

Pls how do you identify alternates as quiet as you are on NL?

Sagamite:


Me too o!

In that case, I am a certified criminal.

Don't pay that shyt and will never pay it while I am single.

If you come my house and knock, I will never answer.

Why should I pay tax for watching TV!

I am not ashamed to say I don't pay TV licence, and any visitor I have come to my house, I always telll them not to open the door to anyone.

Awon certified UK criminals leleyi oo

But seriously, I don't think any Nigerian pay that nonsense...maybe excluding fully briticonised Nigerians like Efemenaxy and Damiso. It sounds so ridiculous

Sagamite:
I think say na Ikoyi she say she dey live?

Abi she be Britico citizen?

Maybe I can use her identity in the UK and dress like a woman like Alams.

EfemenaXY:
Grab Kimoni.

She's a certified Oyinbo. Fine-fine pancake (skin), no craw-craw, no magu-magu. And she never "open eye" yet.

Efe, you want make Saga enter one chance. You know my mantra for marriage naa

"His money is my money; my money is my money" - Saga, if you practice this one ehnnn, Efe will love you forever

EfemenaXY:
Lmao!!

You're funny. But on second thoughts, I think you're right, especially with the language used on here. Sometimes it's just better to view from the sidelines before someone hits your head with a stone or frying pan. Even Kimoni's an expert with the catapult. She always aims BULLS EYE.

Na sharp shooter that girl be.

***quickly ducks a flying missle from Kimoni's kitchen window***

Meeeee Hehehehehe not moi, Efe. Na learner I be but I have repented sha

But honestly, I agree with Ile, this place is very toxic
Maybe because I don't do bb and what's up, and FB is also rarely
Lemme listen to your solutions sha

bellong:
Her sin "are" way too much to let go easily. Kimoni, your punishment will be like those given to witches in the old England..

And I have stripped Ile of her "Nunship"...

Efe, you just dey confirm your ajebo everyday. And NO, the gods don't deal with foreign cowries, dem no get fire...

Even with 100 HMs?? Haba!!

taryour:
very active o my sister. Naaa no worry about the disclosure thing. ha the koko be the matter.**winks**

Will call you sis

damiso:
I don't know how to write Abi is it type raking ni

I can do it by mouth but to construct sentences of raking I no fit. Too much effort.

Lol...I remember your "omi laziness"

Burntpalace:
Honestly, the reason it took me so long to deactivate was because I wasn't sure it would work. I thought I would still be hooked but I was surprised when I finally did it. I rarely checked it and didn't even miss it. When I decided to come back, I thought I would come back, say hi and go back to rarely coming on but for where? Very demonic place this NL.

Oh my ribs

Oga at the top!!!!!!!

Having such a good laugh this night

@ directly proportional - we dey solve quadratic (is it) equation on top NL matter again

@ cowboy - hmnnnn Efe, this sins you cannot confess to your resident priest **coughs** whisper it in my ears, promise I won't tell

Burntpalace:
100 hail Mary's for you. Go and sin no more.

Ayam innocent of all charges.

100

damiso:
I will have 2 shots of that please

I understand you with the blood not water things but like I always say it's not worth it.internet trolls are just losers so no point wasting energy on them. That's what they live for; e fights/brawls.

Let's save our ijogbon for all those 'people' whose opinions,actions or inactions affect our life one way or the other.

You should have seen me vexing or paraing last night for my mobile phone provider wanting to rip me off on roaming charges. na dat kain fight I like. E be like say I go get better upgrade because of that fight

You keep saying this thing, I keep trying to imagine it but I cannot

Sorry Damiso, until I see you rake live before I will believe you

AdeniyiA:
Are you a learner?

Yes I am

Burntpalace:
Sister Burntpalace herself needs prayers! You see how easy it is to get sucked back into this time wasting venture known as nairaland? Aprokoism will not kee person in this place.

Sorry, I just had to lol at this

But no let seu.n hear this one o

Na 100 years ban be that

EfemenaXY:
Burntpalace for your nun.

Bellong for your Chief High Priest.

Those two readily come to mind. That way, you've got spiritual coverage from two major angles. Christianity and our good old African traditional based beliefs. Quite comforting, isn't it.

And you were right about Bellong getting bribed with cowries. I love cowries. Seriously. I actual bought 2 packs from Ebay, shipped from the states. Almost like the real deal. Almost except they aren't alive (thank goodness) and are polished. Had them strung into waist beads. Sexy stuff.

ile wey curse pass me sef

Anyways, let's do this..

Bless me father Bellong burntpalace for I have sinned
My last confession was on the 19th of August 1993
These are my sins.
For I have ....

Lord! Reminisce....my days as a Catholic ehnnnn
It's all good


Efeeeeee, ship cowries all the way from US? Across the ocean
Lol...you have briticonised finally. Na oyinbo dey behave like this o

Timbuktou:
Hehehe. Awon CIA on the prowl. Make we no go find you for brazzers o. O maa bloody.

Hehehehhehehhee Awön CIA ati FBI pelu Interpol
I don't trust anyone again, not even taryour

Efemenaxy, pls do you know any priest on NL? I want to go to confession this night

I forgot since that tomorrow is Sunday, Choi! I need to be in a state of grace before mass tomorrow

taryour:
It is well sis. Abeg no roll in the mud oo, i no get water to give you to bath o. Lol

Madam T, pls let's discuss money matters biko
Is that your number still functional?

Are you free in December, Xmas time?
Maa pe yin lago
But we go sign Non Disclosure Agreement sha o
E mo wipe NL wa yii ti le gaan nisinyi

Timbuktou:
Kimoni, walahi you fall my hand. You do realise the trolls are feeding off your responses, right? Using an alternate moniker should be automatic grounds for ignoring. Responding to them is like boxing the air. Let it go, I beg you. What could you possibly say to someone who gleefully mocks a bereaved person, beef or not?

Ewuro, you sef you be bad influence. Shior. You better come and boo k me on the fake gentleman thread make I give you expo.

I no fight again Tim, I have repented! For real

arrhhhhh ewuro, babygirl has moved on o, no need asking her any questions

It's just that after every moving on statement, she must leave some bitter friendly statements for that moniker she fought months back
But in actual fact, she has moved on. Who says she hasn't?

Hehehehehe, I really don't blame her, Na our resident Bamaiyi aka chief architect I blame. I am sure the serpent is having a good laugh right now. Mission accomplished for today let the goon continue on her trail. One day, one day, monkey go go market....