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Meanwhile, why is everyone shocked that Francistony crossed the line with the bereaved today? Na today??
Maybe we should all wait for her to login and narrate her stalking experience with this shemal.e
Then you will all see how easy it is to "ignore" his rantings

Damiso, this is why I was rolling my eyes for you
sometimes, some things are easier said than done
Not arguing that ignoring is not good o but...blood floweth in da veins, not water

damiso:
****roll eyes back ****

And i know the meaningless epistle was meant for me but it's all good.

Loool...don't take what's not yours. It's bukatyne's meaningless jargons I was referring to

Calm down and take a cup of Efe's grass solution

AdeniyiA:
Nowadays, honeymoon is just legalizing existing illegalities...

are you a lawyer?

nutty16:
If he refuse food,he must refused s6x also. Dats nice den I ll be walking naked in d bedroom maybe he can resist.

wicked!!!

taryour:
This is supposed to be a fun room. can't believe what my eyes are reading. haha kimoni not you.... Ewuro4 chia. ... what happened na. Efemenaxy that borrows me her note biko dont be angry, and others please let it rest. usually I it's fun reading efights but definitely not this. This wasn't fun one bit. It is well.

Madame taryour no vex jare, omo ale lon ri inu tii ko bi

But I'm good now, moo tii so tinu mi jade. E don finish

Whoever likes should continue writing meaningless epistle

Maybe I shouldn't roll in the mud with the pigs afterall **yimu**

damiso:
Good evening here

Sis wishing people death is not necessary if we actually really believe and follow this God who we thank And attribute all our blessings to. I believe a lot in 'out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh'

I think I only know as in really know (who they are)about 5 people on NL in my life off NL .i really don't worry my head much about what the others are thinking about me.

I agree that if someone attacks you incessantly self defence is necessary. However in defending I draw the line at insulting parents/curses/wishing death.its not necessary to roll in the mud with pigs. However I acknowledge that we are different individuals.

**rolls eyes**

Is ManUnited about to take their rightful place on the table

our ancestral seat

EfemenaXY:
Ah! I thought you meant the other kinda "sotin".

No wahala, all join.

I'm a nun

Why is Liverpool raping Manchester City like this in broad daylight??

EfemenaXY:
The thought alone is annoying in itself. Don't mind 5minsmadness jare.

Lol...sure he is joking

EfemenaXY:
Pls ma, define "sontin"

That thing that induces alert on your phone every month end and brings a smile to your face. It also comes after a good financial year. Infact, this type is capable of taking you to cloud9

5minsmadness:
It does if the woman loves the man.
A woman that doesn't love her man won't feel anything

I strongly disagree

It's a phase...when there are bigger issues, the last thing you are bothered about is a full fledged grown man not eating your food. Especially when it's a reoccurring thing.

Do you know how difficult it is to get children to eat? The petting, cajoling? Not to mention the threats

And you'll finish with all that and start worrying about an adult not eating...hehehe

olamitie:
Please is there any hope for me, will i ever be able to carry to term after 4 miscarriages in first trimester even on weekly primolut, im losing hope

Pls don't lose hope...nothing is impossible if you believe

EfemenaXY:
Lmao!!

Allegation denied ma'am. I-yam-innocent. Me, I dunno what you're talking about oh! I just dey my corner for village, waiting for my sagalicious saga to come 'n whisk me away to Obodo Oyinbo.

In the meantime, I go still dey collect money for my hair + "chop money"

*** Hitches wrapper over her chest, carries her iron bucket and dada osun for her evening "baff"***

*** Singing..."some people just dey jealousy me, jealousy me, jealousy me..."***

I hear you Efe, just bring the molla to us
You know we love money
Itchy hands like moi are waiting to chop the heavy sontin

Ewuro4:
Lololzzzz

Fûck 'good example' come to think of it, example to who? Hahaha

This ain't my world but only for fun.

Looool.... But you know there are some people who genuinely seek advice on this section

Sagamite:
I am sitting here on a Saturday, sipping my ogogoro with palm wine, reading all this shyt in absolute depression.

Kai!!!

See my life o, my people! E wo aiye mi!

My mates are flying first class, money is flowing, I am busy going about speaking grammar.

*Saga puts both of his hands on his head in despire*

I have wasted my life so much I am feeling like a fuuktard!

All these yeye NL women would be saying “I like Saga”, “Saga is sexy”, “Saga is intelligent”, “I will date Saga in real life”, “Saga is this and that”, and my yeye arsse too would be sitting in my council flat in Peckham feeling proud and funky. E go dey enter my big head.

NA SAGA YOU ARE SEXY GO PAY MY RENT? (Shey iyen lo ma san rent mi?)

E SO FUN MI! (TELL ME!)

KAI! This thing dey pain me to my bones o. KAIIII!

2008, I don dey this Nairaland o!

NOT ONE (KO SI EYOKAN) that has said “Saga here is £500, pay for your room rent this month!”

Even that EfemenaXY go dey ask for Brazilian hair money from my hand. And the mumu me too go dey fund am. She be VP wey dey rise to MD for Investment bank o.

NA MONEEEEEEY she be!

I am a big fooool!

This 2016 that is coming …………

*Saga pauses, takes his index finger to touch the floor, then puts it on his stuck out tongue and then points it to the skies*

…………. I swear to ALLAH, father of Jesus, it would be a different story. Na this coming year my life go change.

EfemenaXY, armyofone, Subom1, ishilove, Mukina2, andromida, naijababe, Kimoni, Stillfire, Cococandy, baby124, Teespice, Tgirl4real, yme1, Nayah, notyourb1tch, Rokiatu, IlekeHD, Khiaa and so many others more, by the time I finish with una for 2016, una go know.

*Saga bangs his knuckles viciously on the table to emphasise*

EMA RA NIGERIAN NATIONAL STADIUM FUN MI NI! (UNA ALL GO BUY ME NIGERIAN NATIONAL STADIUM!)

KAI! This thing dey pain me o! (O nta mi lara o!)

I even remember how chaircover was laughing at me one time because I told a story about me flying to Nigeria and she noted I used cattle class, not First.

https://www.nairaland.com/958447/many-married-men-unhappy/8#11099434
https://www.nairaland.com/958447/many-married-men-unhappy/7#11087793

My yeye arsse dey do big boy flying Ryanair and Easyjet to Europe looking to deceive one oyinbo girl to marry me so I can apply for correct papers to live legally in the UK?

NO MORE! (NICHT MEHR!)

By 2017, I must have retired and strolling on Sagamu streets smoking taba, sipping on ogororo and juice. …………………Laid back (with my mind on your money and your money on my mind).

The days of me washing dead bodies in London to survive has come to an end in 2015.

Make all you girls dey watch!!! *Saga snaps his fingers*

AAHHHHH! Mo ya ode sha! (I have been stupid sha!)

Sorry I also had to quote this post. It cracked me up soooo bad

I don't even know how to abuse you henceforth, you have finished the whole yabbis on your head

Saga, if London no pay you, your gbaguda(cassava) farm is still yielding o, hope you know garri is now gold in naija, maa fowo jona jorrr(don't throw money away) Amosun is about reallocating land in Saga, don't say I told you pls

Meanwhile Efemenaxy, why are you treating Saga like this naa, where is your heavy bonuses going to every year
Who else should be spending the molla if not Saga? There are several damsels in the village waiting for him o. Hian!!!

EfemenaXY:


Apparently, Naijababe does this too. So it's not that strange. I'll certainly try it again next week. Methinks t'is an acquired taste.

No surprises...naijababe can drink sawdust solution

**runs outta thread**

nasha1:
lol,was following keenly.very busy in my shop but not too busy 2 pop in and read my 2 favorite people on nairaland.
kimoni and u are my model.love u ladies.

Love you too babes
Hope you saw where Francistony also accused me of being Nasha1
Pls ignore o and don't be like moi biko
I must admit I have not been a very good example in this section lately

Now I have read the post and I cannot believe it.
Honestly Efe, I am speechless, you mean you actually drank that? Grass? Me I no fit o
Hahahhahaha wetin I go say happen naa
Where is thelish? She would have the right words

Saga need to see this

EfemenaXY:
Read wetin I post and give your comments on my green drink.

Abi na nokia phone you dey use?

Efe!!!!!!

I will report you to Nokia

I'm out. Lord, plssss help me not to come back on this same issue.

Ewuro4:
Kimoni,

Sometimes I wonder if God indeed made a clone of every being ... We are so much alike reading people's intent.

I've said it before : Hypocrites will never have eternal peace IJN. Anyone that is set on smearing certain monikers names to stir shait will be deprived all their heart desires.IJN.

Funny thing is, everytime these strange usernames made unfair reference to me, either I was offline or doing akropo with friedplantain

Francistony have repeatedly accused me of polymonikering until his antics (vickybee) & age was revealed then took his whole existence with a grain of salt. I mean, he doesn't matter to me so why expend that much energy over a nonentity when I'm already exhausted in real life.

To everyone else hitching for my attention: I am great at ignoring people , I will face front until you break & come at me to declare your jealousy can't change who I am, pragmatic , very Proud (earned it) , directive & not a phoney

****

Tearoses, where you at, need your opinion on sometime, please check your mail in couple hrs.

Lol...I can see right through people's intention. I may work hard to achieve everything else in life but reading people comes naturally to me
I don't even need to sweat it
It shouldn't be too difficult for any discerning mind to see who instigates wars in this section

Who brought the cabal story the other day and babygirl followed suit
Who posted on this thread today and Cococandy nearly fell for it
Just check out most of the gender battles in this section and see who stylishly brings in the masculine-feminine angle into it
Now, it is about guys whooping me on the boys thread. Loool

See how she dropped the one liner - waiting for some foolish others to pick it up as their arsenal against me
Who for whoop my arse before? I be gay?

I honestly try my best to ignore, I am sure Damiso and Idowu will not believe I did this again today but mehhn
Logging in to find people spamming your mentions and cursing themselves is just too much for moi sometimes
I have promised severally to ignore totally but these people can bring out the beast in someone...sighs
I'll get there someday!

FrancisTony:
You this scumbag with a brain devoid of grew matter.
You perambulates around NL looking for who to engage your idioccy,? I am bringing it ON.
So, do your worst!
May that leprous finger you use to mention me cuts off.
Who the hell do you think you are?
I've been ignoring this hag but she's bent on spreading her stupidity all over my mention.
Who's jealous of you?
B1tch, get out of your high horse?
Jealous of a slag that wastes her time parambulating around boys is laughable.
You have nothing worthwhile to brag of.
A woman that claims to be happily married.
You are nothing but a swine but if you are above 30years, I am not scared of treating your ingrained silliness right now.

Ewure!

You know, I can actually tolerate this much more coming from you directly than from your alternate monikers. If you don't know this before, real men don't fight using alternate monikers. They have enough balls to take on whoever they so wish to. Be a man henceforth, k.

Now to your post, am I no more 51 yrs old? You don't seem to be sure about it again? What happened?
The inconsistency in your life amazes me, it's almost like you don't think at all
In this same section, you have boldly claimed Eddy is the troll, then you moved to ewuro, now kimoni is francis18
Do you not surprise yourself? Can you see why you kept failing jamb?

You had better buckle up and face your books if you want to make something out of your life
As against trolling the Internet just because of there is free mb
Again I tell you, at your age, I was writing my final professional exams and I was not even close to graduating
I had a goal, I was determined to work in the foremost investment bank in Nigeria and those guys won't even hire you with a First class. You had to have achieved something much more in the uni.
I was burning my candles at both ends but you are here cursing your future on NL from morning till night. I pity you
But you sha see why I won't get off my high horse? I worked my arse out to get to where I am and I have not even stopped. Just ask Bellong.

I feel nothing but pity for you
If I wrote Jamb 7 times and I finally get admitted, even if it is to read secretarial studies, I would strive to be the very best. I would challenge myself and finish smoking hot, irresistible to employers

Francistony, you have life ahead of you, choices to make. Either you continue on this path that has nearly turned you into a perpetual failure or have a rethink and make the best use of your life. Don't get thrown out from Unilag in your second year, face ya gaddem books. It's not eureka yet!

The rest of the jangbanjatis you spewed up there is the story of your life. I won't bother with it.

EfemenaXY:
Ladies, abeg it's enough

It's not everything that one responds to. Hit the "Report To Moderator" button for offensive posts. It's that simple.

Oya Kimoni, leave fight matter and come to the food thread. I prepared a special drink for you there.

Hehehehehe, I'm done on this thread Efe. thanks. Just one post on another thread and I will be right there with you.

Before then sha, you and I have to slut it out over Sagamite. I am depressed at all those complaints from him. A whole Prince of Remo kingdom I think I am taking him from you

bellong:
Kimoni,

In as much as you do not have convincing evidence that Francistony is behind hottestlesbian, it is appropriate that you don't ascribe it to him.

Please, let this slide.

Contrary to this statement Bellong, Francistony had used one of his trolling monikers, Laide4 or whatever to admit he was Francistony. I had not had any reason to say I was non-feminist then so I was not on his list. I would just waka pass feminist threads till the day babygirl asked me what I felt about feminism. Na that day he start to dey menstruate on my name o. Unfortunately, I can't dig up old post, no time for that type of secretarial duty but it's right there in my post history. I brought it out to him that night.

chizobamgbume:
Any reasonable person here knows you are francis18, make we just dey pretend you are not him.

Actually, only moronic idiots will arrive at that conclusion. Trust me

bukatyne:
The way you are quick to insult people's families might truly be a pointer to the fact you don't have one.

One hot.lesbian troll posted this
Which kain yeye pikins? gringrin
You IQ can be said to be of that of a marble.
You have no brain, buncum.
You mean the babies you spend your time soaking your pillow with tears wishing you had?
If wishes were horses, kimoni would ride.
You are nothing but a failure and you can never match his achievement.
You follow and stalk bukatyn.e and Babygirlf to all threads wishing they will notice you.
Your obo has rotten beyond repair and the putrid stench emanating from it is peerless. cry

Then in reference to the post above, you typed this to chizoba-mgbume


Don't mind the fool
He is too young and foolish you can read right through him
He won't fail on every post to mention those who sent him
Just watch and he will call out all their names
grin grin grin
And then you will see them patting him on the back much after
Won tii po to
Awön asinwin dede
https://www.nairaland.com/2746886/nairaland-fraudster-exposed/83#40248840

Who were the posters you were referring to sent the hot.lesbian?

Dunce, if you did not refer directly to me, I would have kept watching the free show afterall, it is not today you have been yapping about francis' e-aunties.

If I agree with francis, it means I sent support him yet someone used that logic for you in Coo.gar's saga (for you to come defend him) and you ere screaming you are not a feminist.

Re coward:

This is the definition:
a person who is contemptibly lacking in the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things...

Please who is the coward in you and I?

I have my opinions and stick by them without fear to be labeled.


So madam once again, when next you are having a fight with internet trolls and they are foolish enough to mention my moniker, kindly leave me out of it.

Thanks

Yes o! When a problem is looking like its beyond redemption, you attack its roots! Get at it from the very source. Little wonder why I address lineage and generation when a person's problem looks impossible to resolve.

I asked you a simple question and you came up with this gibberish. Na clerical duty sweet you like this? All the one you for office never do you?
Again, show me anywhere in my posts where I mentioned Bukatyne and lets resolve this.

You don't mind that Francistony mentions your name on every thread to curse Edwife, ewuro and I but you are bitter enough to come and cause yourself on this thread when I send the foo.l back to whoever sent him? Can we then infer that you are chief instigator of all these shyte? The Bamayi general of the whole brouhaha?

Today, it is your moronic self pointing fingers at your imaginary cabals, tomorrow, it is you coming to this thread to start shyte with Kimoni? Won fi se e ni, iwo alakori yi? What are you bitter about gaan sef?

Bukatyne :You put up a post in your darling boys room conjuring equality of chores and finances and when you were chewed, you kept mute

And the serpent is at it again. Mrs thread analyst. Even I can't remember all the discussions on that thread but I can confidently tell you that all my discussion with everyone on the boys' thread ended meaningfully with take home points for everyone. All agreeing to agree. I am not out for battle when I discuss with people. It's simply knowledge sharing for me.

But wait o, so this is why you keep going from thread to thread cursing your mothers who are posting on the boys thread? Kimoni logs in to NL jejely and sees scores and scores of mentions of frustrated idiots cursing their future because kimoni and others are posting on boys thread. Lord have mercy!!! How petty can this bit.ch be?

Grow some balls, learn how to discuss with objectivity without the need to turn every thread into a gender war, and you won't have such a big problem debating with them. So gbo!!! Stop the jealousy and shyte stirring. How many people have told you this same thing in the last 6 months?

TV01 et al on the boy's thread, plsssss help me invite Bukatyne to the boys thread and take it easy with her. Limit the topics to very shallow ones and make her feel like a star, maybe then, Edwife and I can have some air.

Me, I don tire for this serpent o

cococandy:
Of course I didn't mention you because you didn't mention me.
If I did, wouldn't that be me accusing you of something I have no proof that you did?
I mentioned francis8 because he slyly referred to me in that other thread.
And that wasn't his first time.

In any case whatever difference in opinion I've had with you whatsoever has never resulted in any ugliness before.
So I'd be shocked if that reference to the aunties has anything to do with me because of my similar opinions with FrancisT. Hopefully it's not.

As for not naming names, who are those his aunties whom he shares same opinions with that make you think when a troll you suspect to be him attacks you, then it must them that sent him?

You still can't see where you went wrong? We are not babies now. If the troll makes a reference to Buky or babygirl and you swallow the bait by saying he's mentioning those that sent him, do you expect them to fold arms and accept they have something to do with it?

It's alright sha.

I know how a faceless stalker can be annoying. But it's more a loss on your part of you let them get under your skin.
A mistake that I once made and regret the energy I expended in replying the fool.

But what I'd never do is imply that some people I don't agree with sent him/her.

What are you saying? What right, wrong or left are you talking about?
If you are not one of those that sent him and your name was not mentioned, then what's eating you up? Are you part of those that made that coogar's thread all about Edwife? Or other women that post on boy's thread?

I have issues with you and I kept calling you to the pregnancy thread so you can feel at home with them? How many times have I quoted you directly when I disagree with you?

So what exactly are you yarning?

My entire career involves making lending and investment decisions that differ from my colleagues, but the most convincing argument will take the day. So what exactly is the difference of opinion with faceless people that will be an issue?

How many times have I quoted Kanuwulia despite her constant bashing of yorubas and Christians? Does that tell you anything?



Got to go now. Will be back to reply y'all.

bellong:
I sent you a mail.. At least reply before you spit fire on me..

You know your fire no reach Sango own... Cool temper..

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bellong:
I sent you a mail.. At least reply before you spit fire on me..

You know your fire no reach Sango own... Cool temper..

Bellong, by telling her no vex, you are also alluding to the fact that I am francis18
Maka why, Bellong?

Cococandy, because you have not mentioned kimoni, I'll pass. But feel free to mention my name if you are indeed referring to kimoni in your post.

bukatyne:
Bros,

Please warn Ki.moni not to mix my name in any of her dirty business...

If some foolish alternate moniker is goading her and roping me into it, is she not wise enough to face the moniker squarely?

Abi is it a crime to have a different view again? She is ranting about posting or not posting in the boys room; it is my thread or what is my business with that?

Please warn her

Thanks.

Why don't you want to mention me, you dirty coward?
It will not be well with you and your entire family if you don't tell me which of Kimoni's dirty business you are talking about
E maa wo werey yii naa
Tell me where I mentioned Bukatyne in my post or else thunder will strike you down