funmisticqueen2:
congratulations!!


Is the babe a nairalander? or someone on romanceland

she was....you are friends with her

funmisticqueen2:
are you married, or in a relationship?

i am engaged

Justbehave:
Why are you wasting your time explaining to them? They act like they know all but they know nothing.

Walahi i am regretting it. I regret even engaging ariza and brazenbabe in any talk. Offer rebuttal if they dont agree with you ,no! They will rather call you names,insecure,judgemental 40s man,or go as far as calling you broke...


Can you imagine someone had already called some people i mentioned for their input misogynists even when they were yet to comment? Let all men exit this thread and let the ladies advice themselves-at least they know whar is good for them and we talk from a man perspective.

PerfectMaster:
Doesnt society frown at hoeing around and yet they still do it? Stop making excuses for them.
People damn society and do all manner of horrible things but when it comes to doing things right they make excuses.
If they go ahead and marry men who do not listen to them, who is to be blame society?

at this point i will wash my hands off their matter,they are already calling someone names for advise.
The animal brazenbabe has called me names...and you wonder why u.bunja created just one miseducations for females and stopped at that one?the same ladies insulted him in his own thread created for them instead of learning from it. Anything you say ingrates like ariza are either calling you insecure or judgemental...
Read they will not read they will later blame others for their warped understanding of your post...


Lemme go in peace. I have nothing to lose at least,the money,sexual prowess,looks is there...

Justbehave:
Look at who shamlessly came out to defend a girl he cannot even satisfy. Your woman told us she has never experienced orgasm. Are you really a man? Abeg leave me alone and go make Ur woman cum.When men are talking,this one that looks malnourished want to talk too. Oga go and bleep your gf well before I start fucking her.

chai...haba this is so much na

Ariza:
So many contradictions in one post.
I dig, you advise ladies who desire marriage to hide their sexual prowess but what happens after?

They have secured the ring,that is what matters...his di¢k belongs to her so she can handle it how she wants it,but before marriage there was no guarantee..as a man my body belongs to my wife so if she wakes me up for sex at 3am,i will oblige...if she loves sex way too much that it is within my power to satisfy her and she has hiven me hints of cheating i will investigate it.

Most of the things people will likely complain of during dating they will not complain during marriage.

The only contradiction is in your imagination. My stance is ,women who want to get ultimate satisfaction sexually deserve it and should go for it but i advise to secure the ring you should not display too much prowess...a man's checklist for marriage a woman has to tick is very high(for a high value man). I know what i am saying,not just from my own experience but most guys i have encountered. A lady may tick all the wife material criteria but just one sexual escapade of five years back will make him scared even if that was a long time and she has changed and both of you have forgotten it(men never forget).
That time you lied to your dad eight years back that school has not yet vacated and you ended up squatting with your bf and having marathon sex with him for days is enough for him not to feel the need to marry you in the present. Sure,he will not dump you for it or stop loving you,the relationship will continue smoothly but be sure he is not visiting your parents

Brazenbabe:
The 40 seconds gang is out

Wetin be the name of this song again

If you getti woman
Make you fu*k am well well
If you no fu*ck am well well
........

Diseased 2 mins deek paraders thinking they are a prize
Talking about if you want the ring pretend to hate sex
You think your woman is OK with your lousy dick game
Until one badt sharp guy gives her the popular line "your husband is lucky o, if na me get you, I go show you heaven"
Before you know it, person don dey farm for another person farm
Men can lie to themselves all they want about women's sexual satisfaction being irrelevant
But the truth is if God did not want woman to cum, he wouldn't have given us a clit with 8000 nerve endings solely for our pleasure
He wouldn't have given us a gee-spot
The wise ones learn and give their women good loving, making her glow
The foolish ones suppress her with their insecurity and make her look for sexual satisfaction from the wrong places.

You sound so bitter,who hurt you? Who stopped you from getting satisfaction sexually? Talk to your man(if you have one ) about it na?no one is judging /stopping you. If he doesnt change and sexual satisfaction means alot to you dump him na....as simple as that na

Justbehave:
And you think they don't know what they are doing by not communicating? They know that they are all former Oloshos that is the truth.

they dont communicate because the society frowns at sexual prowess. Even the virgins one afyer marriage may still be shy

PerfectMaster:
Sense is far from these women here.

You fail to discuss your high sex drive and expectation with you husbands but blame him and cheat on him?

When you marry a man who is not your friend or who you can open up to, blame yourselves.

Women obviously need men more men need them

Anyway Most complains are coming from non virgins, keep your wailings coming, Lol.

This has nothing to do with virgins or non virgins,when the virgins get there,they will also complain...everyone wants good things whether virgins or not..


The issue these ladies have is communicating in such a way they dont look like a former olosho or one who may cheat on their men. The issue is how to communicate without shattering his ego

PerfectMaster:
Noooo they want to be equal to man but forget nature is their greatest undoing.

Silly things

i dont have a problem with a woman being equal,if she can live up to the expectations of being my equal. Their equality is only relevant when it deals with gain and not responsibilities.

If their equality was not just in gain but also in responsibility then men will be the chief propagators of feminism.

funmisticqueen2:
the secret is to do it in a way that won't be making them think that we are either getting it outside, or are ex-oloshos with colorful past sexual history. So hard to please, the fragile ego of man.

so you are this humble?with all your gragra you acknowledge that you "care" about what your husband will think?that is great,at least your strong headedness have limit

Ariza:
If you worry or feel threatened by a woman's sexual prowess then that's INSECURITY. If you can't accept your sexual ability but question your lady's and believe you ought to be above her in that aspect then you are simply INSECURE! . The earlier you realize no being is made to fit into your specification the better it is for you to retain your Sanity.
Every individual is made uniquely, every lady or guy has his or her sexual capacity on different levels, now judging a person for having high libido is foolishness.

You can easily go for a person with low or average libido as yours without being judgemental .

Is it that you don't read before commenting?where did I judge a lady for her prowess?did you not see my first paragraph were I stated both partners should derive pleasure?

Telling ladies what they tend to gain/loose is simply an advise based on experience and what I will do if I had a vagina ,it is not judging them.

My post was not for all ladies but those that chase resources and long term commitment like marriage. There are different approach for different goals .For ladies that are interested in sex,fine!
For those who want bigger things like a ring on their fingers the post clearly applies to them.

Ariza:
The transactional relationship mindset as usual!
'You don't expect a man who is providing,caring, giving you attention bla bla bla..... Who send him?
Shouldn't love making be something both partners should enjoy? Sorry I forgot Nigerians don't "make love" they "have sex" and "fvck"

In as much as I agree to women initiating love making and taking charge sometimes like you stated however you make it seem like these men are being forced into the Relationships at gunpoint. Damn! Moreover how many Nigerian guys will let his ego aside and have the woman ride him? Not when someone on this thread is already judging a lady by her sexual prowess. Lol. Y'all make me laugh a lot here. You type your dreams here but live contrary offline.

jeez...I didnt judge a lady by her sexual prowess,I told ladies what they stand to benefit if they are not "loose" like us men....

Have I ever slut Shammed a lady before?no!

funmisticqueen2:
it's a man's world afterall.

Looking on the bright side. At least he can afford to give her money to pay for a sugar boy.

Imagine if he was broke and useless in bed at the same time. Waste of XY chromosome.

it is a woman's world subtly....the men work for the women.
Many ladies don't know this secret...we slave for you,just give your beauty to us and submit to us and we will move the world for you..


PS:make a video of yourself shedding tears over anything and post it online and see how the world will rush to you. A man will be scorned for doing that.

crackkhaus:

I thought virgins already know all the styles going by that your thread?

see guy,virgins are good for marriage,but if your sole is because she will tolerate your inadequacy in bed then sorry is your name.


You don't know how they have envisaged a great sex,watched porn for it,looked up to it but if that wedding night no sweet as she expected it then she will regret all her life for not tasting you...

I have encountered them in the past,the lady in question husband went for sabbatical. I asked her why she didnt marry a guy with a bigger D that can last longer she said she married as a virgin and didnt know his size or performance and she will advice any lady she knows to taste before marrying...


The man spoils her with money ,that is fair. Isn't it?

Brazenbabe:


So men now know what will benefit women more than women?
Hahahahaha
That's why y'alls women would rather trib with their fellow women than have sex with ya incompetent deeks

OK...

Omar09:


Do you think she doesn't know that? She knows and uses that. That's how she got that her boyfriend. She texted first... It massaged her man's ego and boom he's feeling fly... But it's cool.

a lot of ladies realize this late when they are no longer young...

Some realize it,form feminists online and offline crawl back to massaging his ego

Lightangel65:


Woman menstral pad

??
Did I deserve this?

funmisticqueen2:
Ubunja ke!!

Let's see what he has to say.

The others too

the best person a lady can take advice from is a player or PUA. They tell you things from a man perspective...a lady can barely help you as regards to relationship because she doesn't know how a man thinks

CAPSLOCKED:


THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. IF YOU THINK WOMEN ARE EVER OPEN FOR THE TRUTH, YOU'RE MAKING A SERIOUS MISTAKE.
THEY ALWAYS WANT TO FEEL COMFORTABLE AND TRUTH BITES.

Tell them what will benefit them and you are a misogynist or sexist.

funmisticqueen2:
Wow!!!!!

So this what men truly think.


Maybe people with this mentality deserve logs of wood who were formerly terrified virgins and award winning actresses in bed

TAKE THIS FROM ME SIS,

MASCULINITY THRIVES ON EGO AND DOMINACE. IF YOU MASSAGE A MAN EGO HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU,ANYTHING ON THIS EARTH!

funmisticqueen2:
society is shit!!
I thought you were going to mention ladies in this thread, not misogynists. These people don't care whether a ladies fakes it or not, as far as they pump and dump

I mentioned the monikers because they will give you the best advice as a lady.Capslocked and pansophist are not misogynists.

It is better you take advice from a misogynists that will speak from experience the bitter reality than your fellow female or manginas that will give you all fake ego boost and false confidence..

The smart ladies are reading Ubunja miseducation and thanking him offline

Brazenbabe:
How can they make a woman cum?
When they don't even know where the clitt* is.
They don't know the difference between a vaginal and a cl*toral orgasm
They said on the other thread that making a woman cum is impossible.
That's why they want virgins, who know nothing about sex. Lol
They don't even know that all you need for a woman to squirt are the pads of your middle fingers, rubbing gently on the cl*t hood of a very wet puzzy in a circular motion for 2 mins.
I wish they would learn how to pleasure their wives so that they can stop training their gatemans kids
Lots of wives lose interest in sex after marriage and turn to mast*rbation machines..
Some become actresses in bed
Sheet! These men have a lot to learn.

lol..its a win win in the end. You think a man who gives you much money will bother about pleasing you in bed? Only broke or average guys do this because they can be disposed anytime.
As a lady you can't get money,sex and love at the same time from a man ,you have to forego some for others...if acting naive like a virgin will get you commitment (like marriage) or/and money then it will pay you more.
Act innocent in bed and later take refuge in a Love Machine and have him see you as a wife material and let him shower money on you..but your stubborn heads will not let you do so...

Doesn't feminism tell you the repercussions of sexual liberation?

The best people to take advice from as a lady are players ,PUAs or read Ubunja miseducation... Fellow females and manginas don't know what is best for you

crackkhaus:

How about telling your sisters who fake orgasms that the quickest way to get it is to mount him, bounce as much as they want, as long as they want, while controlling the depth and precision, then y'all can get your orgasms?

I mean, it's YOUR orgasm...you should work for it.

You can't expect a man who is providing, caring, giving you attention and affection...and on top of all this, you still want him to make it his duty to provide an orgasm for you. Have you no humanity?

What then are you good for in the relationship?

in other words ladies don't deserve pleasure as much as men during sex because of other benefits?you are making sex then a gift to him for other things he invest..

CAPSLOCKED:


JAUBDU YOU DON'T NEED ANGEL MICHAEL TO TELL YOU THAT THIS THREAD FROM YOUR FIANCEE, IS FOR YOU.

lol

funmisticqueen2:
Exactly what I said.

Some women have only known missionary style all their lives. For some sex is the the same well played script.

He gets hard, you put on the act of pretending not to want his advances, because you actually don't want it. He is compelled to chase and compell you to agree leading you to open you legs.

Now it comes the important part, you have to grunt and moan as at when needed, his penis thrusts like an oil drill in an oil well, and you are the well. while you are rehearsing your favorite moans, you mind begins to wander. You start looking at the ceiling, at the clock, praying for him to ejaculate as soon as possible so that your vagina will be spared worse soreness, hoping that it doesn't go up to 30mins, thinking of what to cook later, the assignment you haven't done yet, the bills that are yet to be paid. If this man is sleeping with someone else?

These thoughts come and go, then the Lord answers your prayers, you watch out for and recognize the cues. The thrusts are no longer alternating in frequency and position, you begin to notice an increase in intensity.

IT'S SHOWTIME! You perform a small test. first of all slow down just so slightly to see if it will match, but the crescendo continues. Good! Time to display those skills, you increase your moans, you thrust your hips further, you add some dirty talk, a white lie or two about how much harder and faster you want it. You tell him what he wants to hear,

'who's your daddy?' He asks,
'You are' you reply.

This talk continues, then the speed and intensity continues, he face begins to look like a constipated cat. Few pros will proceed to mimic his movements and expressions. Hallelujah!! The time of reckoning is near, all you say to him now is just a blur, as his body gets ready for the moment he was born for. Some even have the decency to announce beforehand.

I'M COMING!!

Sploosh!! He releases, you may feel a warm fluid trickle down your womanly parts, most of you will not feel a thing. he may then proceed to remove his weight from your frail body and you start to coo him like a little child for a job well done. When he has calmed From the aftershocks, asking you questions to reassure himself , you allay his fears and doubts. He is at peace for a while then proceed to get of the bed and wear his trousers with a smile, and you, also smiling proceed to excuse yourself to the loo. On the toilet seat you begin to contemplate how you will continue to survive this facade that you call a sex life.


Sound familiar ladies!!!


This is a script, On the art of Faking an orgasm.

Some of you ladies are such good actresses, that you have chosen to be satisfied with a sexual life of scraps. Maybe an orgasm doesn't exist. It's just a myth. As far as he's a good husband.and father, you don't need to test the waters. He's better than other men out there. Let me just manage him like that.


Let me throw the discussion open to my sisters in the house, pls educate some of us, what does an orgasm, a true orgasm feel like? And how do we get one before we die? With or without our partners help?


I have my answers but will say them when others chip in.

FYI. I copied and adapted this script from a book I read years ago. And yes, I do know what an orgasm feels like.

I am just angered by the replies of men on sixfeetbelle's thread.

I'm am sure the virgins will understand and find this helpful

lol...I never advice ladies to fake an orgasm,we both must derive pleasure...but if a lady shows her sexual prowess trust me she will most likely lose,those who advice ladies to inhibit their sexual prowess aren't fools. If I reincarnate as a lady,I will inhibit mine.

Whenever I straffed a girl and she displayed more sexual prowess than myself or equal to mine many questions run through my mind. "If I wasn't this perfect is this how she will chase other better D?"
Not just that,vagina is clearly an asset you shouldn't give out freely. In my Simp days I spent a lot to thrust,she comes over,I spend,take her out,she comes back home,time to thrust and she gives excuses. The chasing pu$$¥ was thrilling,men thrive on challenges. I did more before I saw her pants. After seeing her pants I stayed longer before dumping her-at least she got from me some cash,commitment (short lived though)....


Imagine if she displayed sexual prowess,after that banging I would have just payed her transport fare and delete her number as those basic who®€$.

Am I caging ladies or telling them to be aloof?am I stealing their rights of sexual liberty? No ,I am talking from a male perspective .

Most ladies underestimate the power of sexual timidity-they see it as oppression. I have never seen a man who when asked what attracted him to the woman of his dreams or what made him wed his wife mention her sexual prowess as the reason.

People who love women advice them not to show their sexual prowess at the dating stage..its a basic advice and not misogyny/sexism.


I didnt mean to derail funmi, its just my piece of advice...this ain't trolling. I am not forming holy holy...


Pansopist,Omar09,Ubunja,emmaodet,Capslocked.

Tankunland:
From then on I was just living a purposely life because there wasn't the will to live again. I was so lonely, there wasn't anyone to talk to or laugh with. No one chatted me up again, I would go some time's 2 days without a meal because there wasn't any food to eat, my soap got finished and I had to start to use Klin detergent to bath, yes I always looked good and smiled when I went outside because I still had lot of good clothes but deep down I was dying slowly and mightily lonely and depressed


I would go make block at Fagba railway and be paid 1500 but that 1500 is spend this way. 200 goes for my transport, 200 to eat morning food, I would buy Tramadol 100 to numb the pain from carrying 700 blocks per day, I would use 300 to eat afternoon meal and another 100 tramadol before you sleep to numb the pain growing on my hip again and another 200 naira food at night again, I was just frustrated and each night i wet my pillow with tears and prayed to die while sleeping anf each morning I woke up with a fake smile when I saw people.


I had to stop making block as I was getting addicted to Tramadol as that could finally mean the end of my life as addiction to tramadol without a job or money would surely lead me to crime and I went to start making bread in a bakery and we would be paid 600 per night after we have worked so hard during the night. All this stuff got me so frustrated and depressed and always angry and just wanting to end it all

You might asked don't I have Uncle's or Aunt yes I did but none came to my aid whenever I swallowed my pride to asked them for help and all they would say is why did I play football and not go to school and I went this way till that hot September 5 of 2019 after trekking so much and knocking on the gate of more than 10 hotels and got home to meet my neighbor needing me to go fix that light.


I just couldn't take it anymore and I was just within seconds of downing that sniper when I shamefully begged here and this where few reasons why I spiraled into deep depression.
(1) My girlfriend left me
(2) a boy that was already sleeping in my arms and chest was taking from me.
(3) used to do giveaway to those that were broke every single Tuesday on my WhatsApp and now my WhatsApp was like a ghost land.
(4) remember eating 2 bags of Rice in the year 2018 alone and now I couldn't even afford a proper meal again.
(5) my soap was 2k that lasted less than 2 weeks and my cream 4k and now I used Klin detergent to bath.
(6) I gave those almajires in my bus stop 200 per day i kid you not and now I didn't even have 1 naira on me again.
(7) how I single handedly buried Mom but now I couldn't even afford 200 to go look for a job unless i trek

oga,a broke guy doesn't eat food of 300 or 200...
Despite being born with a silver spoon when I lost my dad and we lost everything I ate twice a day,guguru and pure water or garri with a pinch of salt as there was no sugar .....
That was almost two decades though...let me not derail your thread but so far I see you as one not prudent with cash... The 1500 you get per day,you spent almost all the money that same day?

Tankunland:
We got back together and it was such a beautiful time. She practically stayed with me with lil Samuel while the daughter was with her Mom. Samuel became so dear to my heart that I did everything for him as to me he was my first son and everything from December of 2018 till April was so good for me and my 2 step kids and my girlfriend


Now my salary was alway paid into my FIRST Bank account and not for a day did I touch my salary after I had emptied it in December of 2017 for mom's burial I saved all of my salary till March of 2019( I don't smoke or drink or go clubbing even tho that innovation I said I did in my hotel was done in the club of my hotel) I had other investment like buying bikes (OKADA) for people to ride for me while they pay me daily. And after my salary of March was paid I decided to transfer everything I had from my investment account of UBA to my salary account and it was 1.3M and I decided to be foolish.


I decided to rent a bigger apartment for my Young family instead of investing it all again. I remember it was on the 8 of April when i paid 300k for an apartment and I used another 300k to furnish it to my taste because I wanted my new family to be comfortable.( I guess I just needed someone to replace the love of mom that I lost when she died I'm an orphan dad died when I was barely 2) guy's I and my family got into my new apartment on the 17 of April and decided to buy a new Keke napep for 635k on the 18 of April and the Keke was stolen on the 21 of April I nearly went mad but guess what guys I lost my job on the 27 of April without me doing anything to my boss


On the 8 of April I had 1.3M and a job and on the morning of the 28 I didn't have a job again and my account was down to less than 20k. It felt unreal, it didn't feel real, I didn't understand what was happening, it felt like a dream but whenever I tried to wake up from it I realised it was real.


I and my lil family started managing the remaining 20k but it was so lil that I had to sell my new fridge on olx less than 2 weeks after because I hated begging or been on the fate of others. I remember selling that fridge for 30k and gave my girlfriend 20k to keep us fed while I used 10k to look for jobs but I didn't see any and in less than 2 weeks my own 10k was gone and my girlfriend had less than 3k left from the 20k I gave her and the first temptation came.


Remember I worked in an hotel right? and in every single hotel I don't know about the island but in the mainland the biggest customers are always guy's into fraud and what we know as Yahoo Yahoo. I had a laptop then that my daughter use to play game with or that I use to watch movies or use to browse irrelevant thing's with and my girlfriend needed some money and feeding at home was getting difficult for my family so I took my laptop to the place I worked before to sell and one of the our regular customer then told me I lost my job and in less than 5 weeks i was already lean, and he said that instead of me selling my laptop he would teach me work and take me to ijebu to meet his babalawo and I would be cashing out in less than 2 weeks and right there he gave me 5k and told me to go home to think about it and give him an answer in 2 days. I remember going home with the 5k and my laptop and my girlfriend asked me why is my laptop still with me when I knew she needed money. She needed 15k I think and I told her I couldn't get anyone to buy it but I had 5k that she and the kids could manage and for the first time after we came back together she nagged so much and said something's that I won't say here. That night I tried touching her and she said no sex until I got her that money and all through the night I couldn't sleep as my mind was all over the place like I was failing my family and that night I decided to go to ijebu.


Now let me tell you a lil thing about me and my girlfriend. I was 22 and still playing football while she was 15 when we met in the year 2015 and She already had a few months old daughter then. She loved me for who I was then, after training she would bring food for me, when I was at camp and needed card she would send card to me if I couldn't get to mom she would send me card, if she had 1k and I needed it she would give it to me, she would steal her mom's money to give to me to travel to play football, when I had any injury shr would be there to nature me back to health, she would pray for me, she was there for me sincerely so I felt I owed her for her sacrifices for me then. She was there for me ooo and yes she had her flaws because she was a young lady but she was an Angel and still my angel. Anyways Let me get back to my story

hold on bro....so you mean at 15 she had a few months old daughter already meaning she was pregnant at around 14?? A 14 year old girl already collecting d|cks?

Davash222:
Levels
As long as you’re a Nigerian girl, you’re level-less. Aside your two bras, and three pants, what else can you boast of?

lol...casalindal may have just one pant and bra but at least she was contented with it and never leaped over a 5k giveaway.

Martinez39s:
After running out of "facts," you still maintain your presumption of "women good, men bad" in typical feminine fashion, and then proceed to broke-shame a man you don't even know in order to go the way you feel about the whole thing (even if it defies logic).

--- You have never met this men, yet you presume him to be a loser.
--- You feigned ignorance of the Duluth Model, and you don't know the couple in person, but you insinuated that court must have found the father unfit for shared custody. How do you know what happened in the court house?
--- Not only did you call the father a loser, you then proceeded to proclaim that he wanted custody because he didn't want to pay child support. How did you know that? Why rule out the possibility the father loves the kids, and he wants to spend time with his children? Don't rich men in the US see their ex-wives being granted sole custody?

Anyway, I won't argue with you from henceforth.

Never argue in public of who is right between a man and woman. Women are always right,men are the beasts...that is reality,no human(including me) will vindicate a man when a woman and man is in dispute. That is nature,accept it . That is women privilledge,don't struggle with them for it

Omar09:


I can boldly say that you speak the raw truth.

women are destroying themselves by the day.I don't know of a woman who is not happy to have a family(husbands and kids of their own). Online they feel strong and independent,offline they pay off gigolos to ... and use dildos.

The internet is messing up their minds

Preshieben:
am not lurking around to insult the kid
Mind what you say
Ain't rude and saucy like some of Yu guys
Okay
Now Stay clear

lol,the message was not for you....jeez.
I was telling you of the other scoundrel that called her kid a bastard. We are on the same boat