₦airaland Forum

Derektopy:
Watch the short video here:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33X99sbmrwY

And that's what that man is.

Everyone hates him right now.

Wait! Except Nigerian Christians.

By the way I am a Christian too but he Sucks!


MODIFIED: All these folks defending Trump I hope he defends you and send American Visa to all of you.

And I am sorry I generalised the Previous saying All Christians in Nigeria. It's Most (Majority) Christians in Nigeria.

That been said " He still Sucks!

ajibola1979:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/breaking-former-senator-munir-muse-is-dead/%3famp=1

Honestly the year 2020 is similar to the year 2000. So many deaths. I lost my best friend too this year and he was only 32 years. At a very young age.


God help us!

FlordFlorez:
This is no longer funny. To what end? If Trump go military way now, we start criticizing him.

We need to eradicate people like you from Nigeria for us to get to our promised land

Crownbefitsme:
https://punchng.com/tinubu-isnt-my-man-says-el-rufai-congratulates-aregbesola-at-63/

That's not my problem. My problem is that some people here are witches and wizards.

They comment before the post.

saintbillion:
Was about going out today to chill due to this lock down ooo. loo and behold I saw this pig-like wild animal trying to attack one of my chicken. Then quickly I use a stick and hit the head.
Natural palliative send from above.

Don't even know the name sha. can anyone help?
lalasticl.ala come here let's settle the matter for area now.

Remembered the year we had this Animal as a Pet. It was so lovely because we caught it while it was very young and little, then it feed it and domesticated it.

When people come to our house and see it, their first reaction always is to look for a stone or wood to kill it then we would shout that's it's our pet.

It feeds on Snails only.

You need to see how it breaks the shells of the snails. Very beautiful.

Then one day the wild instincts came out. It was really more like a normal little dog in our house because we name it " HIS ".

Just call him "His " and it will just appear from No where.


But my dads immediate younger brother killed it one day when "HIS" went into his poultry farm and kill almost all the day old chicken. "HIS" would just catch the little bird, cut it's head off and bounce on another bird... It was a total mess and with Anger my uncle killed HIS.

It was like someone actually died in the family that day. Everyone was absolutely sad and depressed that day.

In my language we call it "Nkwukwa "

Tallesty1:
What do you expect when men are becoming more and more stupid in the name of being romantic. Nah see finish dey cause all these, the lady knew she was dating a weak man and that was what gave her the guts.

I Only pity the mumu friend that joined her in this stupid act.


Women want men to be manly but this new generation men are more interested in what woman want and how they feel than they're in learning to be a man. Shit is embarrassing.

Men are becoming weak and weaker and weakest. Fuuuuucking embarrassing when I read some of this Biatch a$$ nigghaz comments.

They sound like first ladies!

Righteousness89:
Bravo!

GOD BLESS President Donald Trump for this Bold Move!

This is the Man that suits these times!

Go on Trump!

No Weapon formed or Fashioned against you will Prosper!

Na your type the betray their brothers and sisters with a kiss from the white.

Tomiwa69:
I dont blame Anything,anybody or any god for any of my short comings...my life my Destiny my future is in my hand..I read as hard as I can to understand and to able ti Explain..that is y am Always doing well in school and exams..I don't Remain Dumb and yet seek divine intervention when I only Put little or no effort in my academics..

So success is measured by the number of books you read?

References:
https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1266501075533692934?s=19


https://covid19.ncdc.gov.ng/

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2mercy:
https://punchng.com/fg-to-pay-jobless-youths-n20000-monthly-to-sweep-markets-clear-gutters/

What really baffles me is how Nigerian youths still Jump when they hear promises like this from this government. Na Juju abi na Voodoo them dey use for Nigerian youths?

I read some people here saying "Nice one "

Una gullibility dey shame Gullible.

Tomiwa69:
U don't believe these but u believe a talking snake,a talking donkey,and all the Animals in the world lived not more than 20 miles to Noah's ark..u are delusional.. Even with evidence been shown to u of the existence of these creatures.. But yet u dumbo religion asshole and ur tyrant on the throne Still can't prove that Noah's ark existed..or y Jesus was hanged amongst thef if he wasnt a thef too..or if Mary wasnt a bitch for carrying Another man's child and claiming it to be an imaginary holy spirit
.

Wake up! Jesus is not the cause of your poverty or madness.

TripleOh7:
Actually, Trump's right.

The looting and violence dishonours the memory of the deceased.

And the looters are making things worse for the black man.

They call you a monkey, a thief and a brigand and you go right ahead and prove them right.

So so wrong.

Let's revise this and start from the beginning.

What if we campaign and preach against Police Brutality!!!

This wouldn't have happened at all.

EVILFOREST:
Dem use SPACESHIP....

No!! I was there LIVE! They used Rocket.

robosky02:
Graphic Photo: Man butchers his twin brother during fight over a girlfriend in Imo

Tragedy struck in Umuonunkwo kindred, Ndimoko Arondizuogu in Ideato North LGA of Imo state, when a twin, Peter butchered his brother Paul during a fight.

Information gathered revealed that, the twins who doesn’t behave like one, fight each other and do not always agree.

It was reported that, trouble started on Monday when Paul beat Peter’s girlfriend’s child, which didn’t leave the child with injury.

Peter however, who wasn’t at home when the incident happened went to fight after his girlfriend told him what transpired earlier. The fight degenerated to using cutlass which eventually left Paul in bad shape and struggling for life.

Their elder brother, Micheal Ogbonna who spoke to our correspondent, stated that their father died two years ago and they have tried severally to get them skilled vocationally to no avail, rather, they always abandon it and ferment trouble at home.

Further information gathered revealed that, they said girlfriend has five children from another man and the child in question wasn’t Peter’s.

Paul who was initially being treated at Home Resort Hospital at Ndianiche in Arondizuogu, has now been transferred to the Federal Medical Center, Owerri. One of his hand is dead from the machete injury, while the other is in bad shape.

See the graphic image below

www.expressiveinfo.com/graphic-photo-man-butchers-his-twin-brother-during-fight-over-a-girlfriend-in-imo/

Something is definitely wrong with Peter and Paul over The world.

Could it be that "Women" are the most likely cause of fracas between all Twins named Peter and Paul all over the world?

valentineuwakwe:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/05/29/icpc-probes-diversion-of-covid-19-funds-relief-material/

Nigeria!!!! A very Fantastically corrupt Nation. Almost everyone is corrupt one way or the other.

Na who him Nyash open, na him be thieve.

Taye4j:
Yet, our President doesn't deem it fit to declare them terrorists but his adrenaline will be pumping to declare IPOB terrorists.

He's not my president. He's just drunk with people's blood.

Sanchez01:
https://punchng.com/breaking-buhari-writes-reps-seeks-fresh-5-513bn-loan/

By the time this drunkard finish with this country, there wouldn't be any Nigeria again!

ghettokid1:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/05/28/update-death-toll-sokoto-gunmen-attack-rises-74

Fulani herdsmen at it again

Akposkool:
Southern Kaduna is trending over an apparent mass killing, and this is one too many. Northern Governors’ Forum need to come together to tackle this spate of killings across the region. These bandits, “unknown gunmen,” and whatnots are only exploiting our compromised security.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VBnprEqMs

Call it what it is. They were killed by Fulani herdsmen.

Hightser:
Hello guys, so I'm skeptical about this decision I'm about to take, my girlfriend will be joining the next batch of NYSC and I have been thinking of telling her to work it to Lagos.

Truth is, she learned fashion design sometime and she likes modelling for clothing brands and she teaches too, I believe with all of this she stands a chance of getting something tangible in Lagos than going to serve in one village.

My fear is this, (I recently got an accommodation, a single room self contain on the island, haven't even told her yet)
So I need time to plan my future, I'm not fit financially to start fending for someone, if I am then my younger sister should be the one to come over ( though her service year is next year)

But if my gf is to come here, the agreement will be clear and concise, you fend for yourself while I fend for myself, don't worry, the relationship is that defined and she understands.

My reason of wanting to do this for her is cause she has been very nice to me and she has helped me out financially and otherwise in the past though I repaid her.

But guys, my major fear is living with a girl in the same house, won't attachment get serious, what if she gets pregnant? I don't want anything to hinder my plans, I'm 29 actually and I'm not planning to settle down anytime soon.

Please I need advice and contributions.

Who are you asking. If you're qualified to have a girlfriend then you're qualified to take decisions.

Stop asking us for help

Podakejol:
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Flatheadies are the most irresponsible lots i have ever seen

And Terrorists are the most useless sect of animals I have ever encountered

phelonrays:
it's obvious you miss understood the write-up bro, @the emboldened, I'm not a tribal bigot as far as that comments is concern....
I was only asking the Poster question about 'Arewa' which He answered and referred it as their 'Pride', then I followed it up with that comments...

I didn't condemn the video nor it's massage...

You sound very Matured and reasonable Bro. Good luck

Tmb78:
It will be foolhardiness to continue talking with you.
You have shown what you can only offer.
Bye kid!

Bitch come back here. Did I instruct you to move an Inch

2mercy:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/nigeria-to-disengage-500000-n-power-beneficiaries-soon/

Abachas regime is better than this present nonsense.

The worse government since Independence

Podakejol:
Just shut up

Igbos are irresponsible

Getaway!!! I see you don't have anything to offer anymore.

Whiteangel1234:
Thank God let those lazy youths go and work

Which work sorry?

Tmb78:
Wetin Seun no go cause for nairaland.
Imagine someone who lives in dirts calling another dirty.
I am sure you are so used to dirtiness,it's normal to think everybody is like that.
Why don't you just take your own advice,brush your teeth
Since I am sure that is why you feel others haven't done so.
Pele you hear?
Imagine, kids everywhere.

I command you to kneel down where ever you are now.

Hurra niaka bagidi bagidi annul.
Bow! Read that and say its over for you

Haha

BreakingNew2020:
NIGERIAPEN MEDIA




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LREG59hIZ8s

PDP governors dey try oooo.

Tmb78:
Typical!
I think you should take your own advice and smell away since the stench from your bigoted soul is disturbing you.

Haha

Yes that one pain am well well.
You will die here today.

Have you brushed your teeth? Now I command you born Baztard to beg me for forgiveness of I will curse you to Die madafaka!

Podakejol:
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E pain am

Igbos are irresponsible

Pain wetin. Una dry responsible yet una almajiris are scattered all over the country begging and causing nuisance.

Born Baztards