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Mecka:
does size matter

size does not always matter. it's how well the man can use his joystick. sex is not all about just penetration. unfortunately, many mumu men think it's about having big joystick so they take all sorts of nonsense mixtures. many men don't understand that pre-intimacy is the Koko. they just rush in as if na war Dem dey fight. as a result, the woman starts shouting. they think the shout means she is enjoying it not knowing that she is just feeling pains cos the p***y is not properly lubricated

KeyEndurance:
Hello Everyone Please I Need Your Help. Whenever Am Alone My Dick will Stand Gallant like A Soldier but When Am With A girl To Have sex the Thing Will Start Sleeping. Please Is There Any Medicine That Can Solve This problem?

chai. no joy in your stick. your brain has been affected. the brain is responsible for the erection so your brain has been reconfigured by something you are doing. I suspect masturbation and porn. stop now before you enter marriage and get disgraced. it's not a medicine thing, it's the brain. let your girl play with your joystick and focus your mind on her. stop playing back porn in your head and delete all the images of pornstars in your head. most of those pornstars are always on drugs and those body features you see aren't natural.

Nelbless:
Good morning house,

I write this with a cloud of confusion over my head.

I have a kid sister, our last born who stays with my parents, she is well taken care of in every possible way, but appear to be the black sheep of the house, as she is extremely sturbbon and rebellious, need i say she is the last born of the family, which places her in the state of not wanting or lacking anything at all.

Anyways I will try my best in making this as brief as I can, my sister is notorious for being too trusty, emotional, a social media maniac ......I mean on several occasions she had been saved from ill fate of being kidnapped by ritualists, these episodes cants be shared here cos they are numerous, we as her family realizing these trend about her, placed a restriction on her movement, which implies she is not allowed seeing anyone we do not know or her making friends or visiting them without our knowing who they are.

Just on Saturday which is two days ago, she told us her girl friend ,(someone about 7 years older than she is, a single mother) is siçk, she seek visiting her, we okayed that, only to find out she had played us in other to visit someone she had met on Facebook far far away, she did came back same Saturday very late though.

Before then my mom had confronted the supposed sick lady only to find out all was a ....

Upon her return she was scolded......only for her to pick few of her stuffs and run away on Sunday, then we discovered , that somehow her girl friend to give us the phone number of the boy she had visited, she tipped us into believing she must have encouraged her to run away or maybe away of the stranger my sister might have ran to.

WE INTEND PICKING THE GIRL THIS MORNING WITH POLICE FOR QUESTIONING, BUT SOME OF MY SIBLINGS ARE INSISTING WE ALLOW MY SISTER BE AS SHE HAVE BEEN SCREAMING FOR FREEDOM FOR LONG, INSISTING SHE WILL RUN AWAY SOMEDAY.

AM CONFUSED PLEASE, COS THIS IS ON THE VERGE OF BEING A DENT ON MY FAMILY

must you people control her life? A 24yr old has the right to choose her path in life. let her choose and make her understand that she must be ready to face the consequences on her own. it's simple. we have too many control freaks in Africa. haba!!! she is not an object or a steering wheel. at this stage of her life, she has the right to move away. she has blood rushing through her veins just like you. whoever would be bad would be bad. whoever would explore would still do it. you guys have frustrated the girl too much. if she was having peace of mind, running away from home wouldn't be her first option. you should have acted as a confidant. that way, she would take your advice. I have a very stubborn female cousin. she had issues with most of our family members except me and that's cos she sees me as a confidant. she tells me everything that she does. then I use that opportunity to redirect her steps. you can't use the same method for children on adults. get close to her and show her your human side. it may be too late already though.

efelicity:
My aunty, that is, the unmarried younger sister to my mother has been with us for over week now, at any time she chose she can just rush into my room without excuse.

I'm a matured guy and she could meet me standing naked at any given time and I'm not bold to tell her.

I've tried to talk to my mother but she was insisting I must not say anything to avoid annoying her sister.

let her see your gbola. once she sees it, she'll learn to start knocking

hmmmm there's something going on. CBN is plotting something big and the FG knows about it

e don enter. bless me boss

MufasaLion:
Everybody likes comfort but many are lazy to work for the comfort. Comfort don't come to people, you work for it!

pls don't talk like this o. I know there are lazy people but if you are not connected in this country, your hardwork might go to waste. not everyone has that grace. just be thankful and help if you can not just by giving money but connect people so they can also reach the top. so many hardworking people have died of hunger. Life can be brutal in Africa. our leaders never provided platforms for people to succeed. if you can succeed in Africa, you can succeed anywhere.

Nigeria would either draw or lose as usual

Ebubu:
mail sent boss. pls reply swiftly

done

there's this task for Android users about Google assistant. I came across it and did it then received $20 via PayPal. it's meant for US residents but I was able to do it with my paid VPN. you need a strong VPN for this task. you can send me a mail so I'll send the link. I can't paste it here because of the bot

Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!

baba, your wife has found you. don't worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg. na pregnancy dey come next. women are not like us. once they give you their bodies without asking for anything, just know that you have become husband material. feelings would come in straightaway. sex is not meaningless to them. they attach emotions to it

very true. Most single mothers have horrible characters

VeeVeeMyLuv:
But the student guyman argued that he got inspired by his Mentor, Marcaron of France , who became a president shortly after marrying his teacher, therefore he wanted to try his luck by shooting his shot on his supervisor after confirmation from a native doctor who gave the green light. U know presidential election is around the corner.

LMAO

[quote author=wwwkaycom post=116385684]My wife's cousin is a student in a federal government institution, a monotechnic. I've always noted that the guy is naughty. Recently my wife told me the guy is having issues in his school because he approached his supervisor, a single female lecturer for a relationship. The lecturer warned him to perish the thought but this guy persisted.

Now the female lecturer has refused to continue with supervision of his project and wrote to her head of department to assign him to another supervisor. He just started afresh with a new supervisor while his colleagues have defended their projects two weeks ago.

He called my wife this evening to tell her that final results of his colleagues have been uploaded into the institutions portal while his name was placed under "non-graduating".

I have some questions here.

1. Did this guy commit any offense by "toasting" his female lecturer?

2. Is it right for the department to have denied him opportunity to graduate because of this?

3. Can he complain to the authority of the institution about this? What will he say he did to have been denied opportunity to graduate?

4. Has the department committed any offence against this boy as touching his fundamental human rights?

5. Can he seek legal redress?

Thank you all.[/quote]the guy doesn't have sense. instead of him to finish with his project and graduate well, he chose to chase his female lecturer. he used his hands to strangle himself. misplaced priorities. the worst part is he kept disturbing her. he needs to apologize and finish his project work

my email is oluwaseunamaize@gmail.com

ccjoe:
bro I'm not always like DAT..I'm a very god fearing person..it was jxt an accident...so I'm not in that class atall..thank u

if you were God fearing, you wouldn't be poking your bestie. I'm sure she has a serious boyfriend somewhere which you know about but your greed won't let you see clearly. As a man, it's not Everytime you hit raw. when it comes to sex, Ladies have more control so they can choose to do what they want with you at the moment. Truth is everything is up to her now. if she wants to keep the baby, there's nothing you can do about it unless you wanna end up in jail. go and beg her and negotiate if you wanna remove the baby. after removing it, just keep praying her womb is intact and if you know you can't date her officially, stop having sex with her. One more thing, sex is never an accident.

Adetayo41:
I planning to leave the house for her, I am still in much pain. I swear to God. But will be sending her money for my twin babies

you're overreacting. this thing can still be corrected. stop this stubbornness. the more you dwell on the vibrator issue, the more you send her into the arms of another man and na you e go pain pass last last. it's time for you to man up and start giving her proper sex with sweet pre-intimacy. take charge of your home and stop running away

wow this is really nice. Infinix hot5 still dey exist?

Manchester united! I'm really scared for them today cos of that defensive midfield pairing of mctominay and Fred. Brighton would hold on to the ball so well like they always do and those two might end up committing unnecessary fouls. if Erikson and Sancho don't start, forget about any form of creativity. to beat Brighton, united have to convert all clear cut chances in the first half. from what I saw against Aston villa and Athletico in preseason, some qualities are still missing and Brighton might do a double on united if care is not taken. Brighton have decided to stifle the midfield in today's game and it looks pretty dangerous.

PDP can't win Lagos with funke akindele as deputy. they don't know anything.

Stallionhorse:
my finger is still smelling her pusszy juice.. I swear some men have beautiful wives but there can't handle them.. Thats where I come in.. Inside men! Men der!! If you can't get laid take a,sit and watch those that are skilled in the art of attracting women..

you're happy sleeping with someone's wife and you think you're a big boy. this is just youthful exhuberance. I'm sure you'll get married one day. if at that time, someone starts sleeping with your wife, how'd you feel? the same ecstasy you're feeling now? I have married women around me who complain about their sex life but I chose not to destroy their marriages. instead, I proffered several solutions. I respect marriage a lot and I want mine to be stable too. if that man gets to know what is happening, you'd be sorry for yourself. you're only looking at him outwardly and if they did a court wedding, I'm sorry for you. you even posted everything on this forum which means you can't even keep your mouth shut. if the story was real according how you narrated it, the woman seems to be really exposed which means she could be on nairaland. nawa o

fake story. it's all in your head

rtdCivilservant:
Op, hope u know there is a difference between 'SOLAR SYSTEM' and 'SOLAR PANEL'? Abeg make we understand something before coming to misinform people. I rushed into this thread because as a Scientist, I love anything about space and our Earth only for me to come here and see that u are talking about solar panels.

I was disappointed as well

2saviourfriday9:
Yesterday my mom call me to help her transfer cloth give her she is staying at abuja while am staying akwa ibom, this morning i reach aktc around 6:30 i saw toyota sierena vehicle going to abuja items in the bag was cloth, plantian and afang. The driver collect me 3k for small thing wey i put for that small sack bag, i collect the driver number and sent to my mom with car number, my mom try the driver line up to 50 times but his phone was off the vehicle pass here around 8:30Am and reach abuja at 7:00pm in one day. Then the driver saw my text message wey i bin sent seen morning i also inform him to call my mom her number was written there i thank God even my anty was very angry at me because she was thinking if anything has happening on the road

who the Bleep are you and what nonsense did I just read? I can't believe this. this is murder

Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?

just remain calm. don't rush into marriage with her. with time you'll see whether she's a good fit or not. she has to learn to bridle her tongue before both of you get married or else she might push you to become a wife beater. if you are the type that words hurt a lot, my guy pls don't rush.

Savageman:
Hi everyone, after wasting 5 years of my life in benin doing Yahoo yahoo, gambling and wasting all the money i made on clubing, women, drugs and police case.. I came back to my parents house in Abuja to start a new legit life.

I'm 24 years old, a phone technician. When i came back to my parents house, i use the little money with me to open a phone repair shop in my area and some making little money. After couple of months working i meet this beautiful girl, who came to my shop to repair her phone. We got talking, exchange movies and contact and we became very close. She always come to my shop almost everyday and anytime she comes she will ask me of money (sometimes 1k or 2k) for something.. We would talk and watch movies together(she loves movies)..

Story short after about a month, i invited over to my house(parents house, but my room is not joined with the house) we were together and watching movies, well we had s*x. That's how it started.

Well the thing is she always bill me 2k, 1k, 5k. And am trying to arrange my life with the little money I'm making from my phone repair business. I'm saving up to buy a laptop to learn programming. and this girl always bill me anytime she comes to my shop. and anytime she come over to my place we always have s*x.. I want to stop all this, we are not in any relationship, she told me she doesn't have a boyfriend. I'm tired and i want to save up for my future. Im just confuse, How can i tell this girl i don't want this kinda friendship/relationship?

Please help me move to fp
lalasticlala

bros, that girl na olosho and you are the regular customer. you're paying for the sex with the money you should be saving up. the day you stop having sex with her, she'll get the message and gradually find another client. Man up and stop having sex with her.

they don't see Tinubu as a true Muslim and that's why they want a muslim running mate. the thing is if he picks a muslim vice, it would make the election tougher for him. something is happening. it looks like some people in APC are really working for PDP. Tinubu shouldn't even be contesting. he needs to focus on his health.

LadyD22:
Is there any trustworthy dating app that you know ?
I tried to check bumble but everybody is just looking for a girl to have sex with and then they lie about it too
Noone should come and preach for me about God's time or go outside and search , people that are finding their partners online don't have two heads

try MeetMe app. you would likely find someone. nairaland discouraged me as well. thought I could find someone serious. we can talk on WhatsApp 0.7.0.3.5.7.0.3.0.0.8

KiNg0G:
I lived with my father's brother for a long time. he didn't work one day, all he does in the morning was to wash his mouth, have his bath then have his meal, awaiting his wife to come back from her trade in the market.. Then off she went to prepare another meal.. Staying With them was hell for me because sometimes there was hardly food in the house but my uncle hardly cares about that, it is either he is in one joint with his friends on a sunny day or he is at home listening to radio stations. His wife was the provider and never for once did she insult him...

This same character has gotten into me deeply, I can't help myself. I can't do thing's for myself.

My girlfriend cohabiting with me is the one providing almost everything we need all I do is to give her my G-15 in the evening. I'm always at home 24/7. She's never complained, I love it, for me to get a job and be answering Sir sir to people, I can't.

Stay fresh, bath, eat and sleep is the order of the day.

Few women are like this,
just the other day she asked me to come pay her bride price before the year ends, I asked her where would I see the money... baby girl told me not worry that something huge is coming..

I love this freedom, but sometimes I get a mixed feelings of been a liability, ants feeding on sugars. Anyway I'm enjoying myself quite well.

The real thing is my masculinity as the head of the house still intact.

Guy you're playing with fire. Go and work. Don't complain when you find out that she's servicing another guy to get the money she uses. Man up and work. She'll soon be fed up.

Born2winnx:
Hello all
My girlfriend wants me to wear same native attire to her niece wedding on Friday. I thought she was joking when she suggested it last week, because I don't even plan on going due to my busy schedule. But to my surprise she's just came to my house with some yards of the material she bought with her money.

Though I appreciate her good gestures, but I don't think it's right.. We are not married. What will her people say when dey see me with her like that because her father, mother, brothers and sisters will be there, not talking about her extended families.

I had to confide with a friend and he told me blantly that it is a set up, I should abort. That he had witness a similar case in a party when a guy was behaving as if he had paid his girlfriend bride price...what happened was the guy didn't leave the way he came. I won't want that to happen to me but before I decide I like to hear from you all.

relationship is 3months
I don't know her family house, talkless to know who born her.. not yet ready to.

I don't really see any issue here. the only thing I see is that you don't love her as much as she loves you. your guys tell you to abort and you sef abort. funny thing is that your friend might be eyeing your babe. be careful with friends. It's not everything about your relationship you should be telling them.you can go with her. don't allow negative energy kill your relationship. she is proud to show you off to her people. she wants you to marry her. you can let her know you're not comfortable with it and I believe she should understand