excel001:
I had this decision not to have affair with 3 sets of ladies.
Ladies in my church, street and work place. But i broke one of the vow two days ago and now it has landed me into big trouble.

sorry about that.... experience is the best teacher.
u must have learnt a big lesson.
and which of them did u fail?

Felixalex:
Normally things de sweet when u do them for place wey u no sopoz do am

e.g. No sleep sweet pass sleep during church service

So I'm guessing office knacking go sweet too

You're so funny... ur example really hurt my rips

sylve11:
I nor sure sey those tunisians girlies participate for this pageant.

and why would u say that?...

mine

OmovuduTheBeast:
If you are planning to study the following courses, please don't think that you will end up in your field. They are almost useless in Nigeria

Political Science
Sociology
Psychology
Microbiology
Biochemistry
Parasitology
Public Admin (very useless course)
Economics

Nigeria is gradually moving from what you studied to what skills you have and what you can do with them

babe you're not okay for adding Economics

Clemzy16:
@op You're so screwed. I'm just angry.. Whether It's because the joke was dry or because my meaningful threads haven't make the front page yet. I think the burden is now shifting to the guys this time around. This is inequality againist men. I've observe that the topic's of almost every popular girl on Nairaland ranging from Mrs Chima, ile-ife, ileke whatever almost makes the front page.. or are you thinking what i'm thinking. Hmmm.. I guess this girls are giving seun or probably any other moderator a little something special.. NO OFFENSE THOUGH!

this is 9yrs now.... are u still angry?

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Lool
I wanted to say this. I be ijaw boy, so I know what you are saying. An average ijaw kid can stay inside water for over an hour.

but how is that possible...?.... he didn't breath or what?

ahnie:
I have something to say...but I reserve my comments.





congratulations!

And I know what u wanna say..... I reserve it also

LegalWolf:
This is apparently a joke of a statement and I am certain it is the mischievous media that is behind this. Be it as it may, Tinubu is a formidable force in this country's politics and will most certainly win the election.

Haters can go and die

only in ur dreams

Usorohtheman:



She got married bro.

Ouch!.. that's gonna hurt. I know that feelings

WiszyFraud:
No lies... Buhari’s administration is doing so well in infrastructures.






And yes.. I’m still an APC hater

he said it... I was there life. thats my school

VadBet:
Nigeria will lose. Na our work

u shock me

Usorohtheman:
I miss her stories about her life's adventures... I love listening to her.

She was really an adventurer.

She sounds so lovely... why let her go?

Goditto:

It's either Aburi accord or Biafra. I vividly remember wearing the vest "on Aburi we stand" in 1967.

Please briefly tell me what this Aburi Accord is all about..

Zetty177x:
This Clown should have allowed Biafra succeed! U can see he is regretting his actions. Nigeria can never be one. Nigeria can never be united. Certain ethnic groups think they are more superior..that's the issue

Alright, well said.
it's called Ethnocentrism

Resurrection212:
They are calling for a second civil war. Please exclude Imo state from east this time around. Even we imo people will join Nigeria government fight our common enemy which is igbo.

Ur brain needs surgery

darkwan:


is he wrong....??

oyel money....which oyel money is used in north....??

oyel una no get,but always talkin about oyel....

south east doesnt even produce oyel but una still get more fg allocations than kaduna....

still una are not happy....you move free around,open shops upandan,nobody is disturbin una....
yet,you still complain....

abegi,park well....

Fowl abeg reason well.... Kaduna isn't a region but a state, why rating the Allocations equal?

HarunaWest:

Does it hurt to be kind to others?
After all he started during this Covid19 ish..For him to always show up, you don't know his challenge don't just conclude.
My elder brother had this same sort of friend back then, always coming to chill with is and all that but upon all, there wasn't a complain. He will sleep over, eat , even demand more et al. Our upbringing, we don't really care everyone is welcomed.
That same friend now is an SSA to the SP.

Hope he's seeing ur bro through?

misreal:
He came to my house when i was eating.instead of waiting for me to call him to join me, he ran and held my hand, stoped me from eating the food and finished it.

Oops!.. I can feel that.
so annoying.

mascot87:
1. She came to visit me on a friendly note.
2. 30 minutes later,she was on a call with someone on the phone and I heard her describing how the person will locate my house
3. 1 hour later,a call came in and she ask the person to wait outside that she is coming.
4. She went to pick the person while I was waiting to see who the person is.
5. She came in with a guy with red lips
6. We greeted and we kept our cool
7. 20 minutes later, she called me aside and asked if she and her friend could use my room
8. It didn't end well for me that day

that's ridiculous and unbelievable... so wait, u allowed them?

Ningen:
Changing the channel.

to me that isn't annoying

Steady259:







Possibly because you still on gen for him, I for shaperly go off the generator or remove light switch



BTW how did you discharge him/her

the best way my dad do this is to off the fuel tap... so awesome.

Simplyleo:
Kaduna state is almost the size of the entire South East both in population and land mass. I'm also pretty sure federal internal revenue from Kaduna state is also ranked higher than any state in the East.

Fed allocation of the entire South East is almost 5 times that of Kaduna.

Ask a South Easterner what their govs are doing with the states' resources, he will rather insult you down to your forefather and start asking you what are Northerners doing with their own.

Show them what the Northerners have done so far, despite the gross inequality in fed allocation, they start telling you "our oyel money".

Last time I checked, only SS states are the oil producing states.

Then the question again, what are you doing with your share of the "oyel money"? Another insult sets in again.

ur hatred for SE will take u to hell....

Acidosis:
Lol. You must have read too many stories about Abuja ladies Good to know you've seen your mistakes and prepared to rewrite your story. Doesn't matter what anyone says about your choice to relocate (even though we know your motives), but living with her has exposed issues you probably would never have known from a distant relationship.

But here is my advice: continue to play the role of a domestic staff if things are so bad right now. Do your cab hustle alongside and don't stop applying for job opportunities. Do this for, e.g. 6 months and if at the end of 6 months, you still can't land a good job, take whatever you've saved up from your domestic role/cab work and move back to Lagos.

A timeline should guide your choice of where to go/live at this point. The cab hustle is to help you save up while the domestic staff job is meant to reset your senses.

best advice ever... I love that resetting of brain part

MikeMicheal:
I am sure some guys will have erection while reading the story.
It is well

Because u did

The country is messed up already!... well, hope dey get justice

Zzor:
Also tell him to work on his pot belly and penis and that his penis has shrinked over time,tell him also that the pastor is still fit and his organ still very strong after five kids,just cause fight and after the fight he will learn to appreciate you.

You're quite evil....

She's stubborn and bad tempered.... I left immediately she told me she can leave without a guy all through her life.

that hurts.

Charmingrascal:
Northern borders with neighbouring countries are open but you shut South Western borders with neighbouring countries.

Fulani terrorists bring in arms and ammunition from those Northern borders but the boarders remain open but Southern bothers are shut.

Yet you are asking if Buhari is supporting terrorism or not, which other prove do you need?

He allows them to bring in arms so that they can attack the South while the South especially South West have been sleeping and relaxing Fulanis are stock piling arms and preparing for imminent war.

It not too late!
Yorubas stand up!!

Yoruba nation is what we want!!
Yoruba ronu oo!!

if ur people will hear all u just said... Igbos are always ready for this trash Northerners

dhardline:
Jungle justice is never the way forward. A lot of people have been falsely accused and payed with their lives because of it. Please let's desist from it.

if they will listen

Hustle oh!.. make u make FCT

She's quite lucky!... even if I don't believe the story.