₦airaland Forum

U want to forget?
Hit ur head against the wall like a 100times will do

U are not a lezzy? But u dnt av feelings for guys??
Swt@, u're jes starting to be a lezzy!!!
Ur people don suffer!

Why do everybody keep sayin,'avoid ur ex' like its some kind of a measure?
U're a dunderhead if u can't cage ur fuckin feelings!!!
I av a nice relationship with all of them!!!
Jes last week I was stuck in a traffic and I had to call one of them to try and get me some credit cos I can't see buy and I needa make a call.
And they're all in another relationship but we talk wella!!!
Grow up.
But erm...I still do one of them though. And its on mutual consent. And she's still without a bf

Is the OP askin if u guys stare or why d ladies complain wen guys stare?
Its like simple comprehension of articles is a scarce attribute on nairaland.
Well,
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Why u come dey fear to talk say na u?
Eyin omo komo yi.
You no ask how to improve ur english na how to ramance dey ur brain.
Oloobuuku!!!

berem: LOBATAN!

FASHOLA YOU DO WELL O!

EKO ONI BAJE O!

O BA JE TI!

RA RA!

Thanks to my Amiable Governor Rochas Okorocha for his visit to Ladipo Market. Rochas, chiri gaba, ndi Imo so gi na azu.

fucckin tribal asswipe!!!!

Abi FIFA president go chance our president
Wetin concern am with our law?

Keep on wasting our money, u dung!!!!
Donates:::: for what?

Dt's her problem jare

The man WAS handsome

Wen am broke, am less romantic. I get angry at every issue. In fact, I love to be on my own and wish I av no girl.
And the truth is, ma girl is not materialistic. She doesn't even request from me bt I do a lot. So wen am broke, I tends to avoid her and it irks her wen I do dt. She is very supportive and sends cash wen she thinks am broke.

Miss ma boo. Such a priceless jewel God gave me!!!

Give us an african version. Dt nunber one negates african logic

ACTIVATING OPTIONS 101:

1. Keep her for fuccks sake only

2. Intesify insultive mode on BB

3. Block her

Note, all are in order of priority!!!
As for u, u are a kid for munching conversations!!!
More reason to hate these toys called phones

I wonder why u guys love to slap the name 'nigeria' before any stupidd things u say?
Is it new dt girls fucck woeva they like, and this happens anywhere in d world?
But wen a 20 year old white female dates a 40yr old man, u say,'I love the whites, ages dnt matter'. But wit us, na taboo, abi?
The word 'sluttt', is everywhere!!

[quote author=ondo_boi]boss, the locally made atupa is called "fitila". -refering to d one made of clay dat uses palm oil n cotton wool[/quote]its not cotton wool bros. Its locally made wick. Made from residues of palm oil processing: its called ogusho!!!

Baldy W, una see how ur greed fall una hand?

Let's forget d face, let's talk dignity!!!
Fucck beauty!!

I hate blackberry

mzansigirl: ^^^^ I'm black south african and I'm not xenophobic, but of coz according to u we all are.

u are probably 1 in a Billion if u are not xenophobic as a south African. Your racism stretches beyond the whites cos u plainly discriminate among your fellow black brothers!!!
I knw ds cos I av enuff friends in SA, both sexes and we quarel everytime!!!
You southies and ghanians are supposed to be on the same roof. The hocuspocus abt ur behavior is u think u're inferior, when in the real sense, it is purely a sense of inferiority.
But our corrupt officials are d one puttin d wrong word into ur mouth.
FIY: ilike d americans, I dnt think Nigerians give a slim fucck!!!

U say?

LMAO!!!!!
Are u a virgin
If u are, then its essential.
U need to pray to open the way and pray to close it back!!!
Once again:::
LMAO!!!!

OK: on a serious note...NO. Once married, its legal. But during fasting, u abstain.
May I ask why u tot to pray?

I am die!!!!

Hissssssssssss

Moral: sex is bad? Abi? Cos I dnt get d whole reason for ds story.
If both of them were sleepin, lion will still kill someone so wetin?

Upon all ma agigation, seun neva still consider a smiley for hissing?
Na u wan allow ds mumu of an OP go scot free now