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buchibabe: Anoda fraud on d way....

Pls can someone tel me how I can watch youtube movies on my bb fone,each time I try,it keeps showing"buffering" and it does dis for a whole day

ehn na buffering tv be dt now! Stay there they abuse mtn make you continue dey watch 'buffering' tv for a whole day!

Avoid exercise, hit the gym, which one the guy go listen to self?
But listen to my sure p:
shey u knw dt vitamin given to pigs and broilers? You knw am?
Good. Chop with bull dog's food for 3months. If your condition no improve after these months, consult your vulcanizer!

afam4eva: I guess it's time for me to create an online parenting robot.

But somehow i feel the parents could have monitored what their child was doing online. They could have restricted him to certain sites. But it's a tough job if you ask me.

na the same person wey do juju for cockroach to be invisible to avoid falling prey, na him go still do for chicken to dey rub face so he kukuma dey see anything invisible!
No be oyinbo wey do pencil dey do eraser? Abi people wey do virus no do antivirus? Na terminator wan kill john conor for part one, na the same terminator dey protect am for part two.
Guy, bone struggle!

[quote author=chreld_b]Not bad @ all . But it's not exactly their best song though. And this alingo dance step looks like a modified form of azonto[/quote]copycats they've been since the days of usher ramon!

mine was a very funny case.
I met ds difficult girl which won't step my house. Well, i took my time with others lettin her have her time too. After several weeks, she decided to come because she will be travellin the next day, and it'll take us 4months to see. I was ready to fucck her high and dry. i had some two ladies to myself during d day and waited for her time at night.
When she came, i went only once and lost my erectn. She wasn't bothered, she slept off. But me? My todger? I Couldn't get a sleep. I start visitin all porn sites wit no success! She left the next day not knwin what happened to me.
I was in ds retracted period for weeks. I tot i was gone! Little did i knew my worries were killing my recovery.
But she on the other hand was hittin me with text messages day and night and i was playing along simply because i wasn't satisfied with wot i did and was hoping she'll come and i'll finish what i started.
Guy, it was during ds while i started running away from other girls o because i 'can't do'. But i ds one was constantly in touch and i was forced to voice out.
She was jes calm and encouraging. Infact, she found time to travel over, stayed for two days, helping me palpate the thing. Before she left, i was almost regainin confidence and in no time, it was 'jubilating' again.
I finally let go of my initial plan and ended up falling in love with her.
She, now, is still my fiance!

Tell her u need to verify and the face is confusing you. The next best way is to dip your middle finger in her cxxt! The deeper it goes, the older she is.

Wait till she fuccks your gateman! Why d hell will u marry a cheat? U think she'll change? Carry your cross oh foolish servant!

joy78: i found out my husband looking for girls online and giving his mobile numbers to them...i have proof because i read his e-mails... some messages contain sexual chat and even talking about meeting some of the girls... Am i a fool to continue in this marriage? He know i know about it, he say he has problems, but what it concern me??lol...He say he never had sex with anyone else after we married , how can that be true after all those messages he wrote to many girls online, and hiding it too...

i flirt a lot and it aint cool. I flirt online everytime except this nairaland. Only those who we've contacted privately through nairaland knws i'm a big time flirt and like i said, if u have a fiance, it aint cool.
Now, giving out your numbers is ' the wrongest' thing ever!

I don't think it's bad if i go into self defence. It aint murder, right?
Let her visit a very powerful juju man and turn the foolish wicked man to toy that she can control anytime. But she shld be able to release him once she's completely satisfied financially!
I won't blame her.

acidtalk: They had to discharge me when there was an extremely urgent need to accomodate you. You know there was only a vacant slot left and you had to occupy it.

sexkillz has been there after mynd, i think the cycle won't be complete without u going back. It's your turn.

If we check the percentage of men to women in power, we'll knw when the men is like 10, the women is like 2. So, let's say we take 5men to 2women.
The point exactly is, let's start from patricia, remember? That speaker, to minister of petroleum, to ex-manager of oceanic, to aghata's wife, to minister of finance, to the ex nafdac lady who eventually mucked up her own good works, and oh, i remember...efcc female boss...i cld go on, who amongst those ladies, holding imminent posts hasn't really fuckd us up? Don't let's talk abt our dear dame, the first lady!

zeefa: Whtz ur definition of oyinbo freecocoa! U mean white! O ga o! Abeg, no de count filipino as oyinbo again! Naija better pass them in all ways! Na ppl like u go see albino they worship them sa them b oyinbo! Those ppl nothing but Asian rats.

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¤ Needless comment!
¤ Misplaced priority!
¤ Wrong methodology adopted in correcting another!
¤ Well calculated stupidity!
All these are signs of a pea-sized-brained individual.
Listen up, for me and my other bush people, indians, south americans, philippinos, asians et all are all oyinbo! We all knw it's a vernacular name here for people who aint black!
The girl didn't even say 'white', so give us another vernacular name for the caucasian race.

trolling: cursed nation, no wonder earthquakes dey destroy them,eating all kind of abominations like rats,sushi,snakes etc

see, i'm confused here, can someone tell me the correlation of this comment with the thread here?
I think we've gotten ourselves a troll here!

I need to go to mars, this earth is becoming somethin else

What's he gonna say again?
Probably, 'we've privatized phcn and if it aint working for nigerians it's no more our problem but the buyers''.

engineerd: MOD......please put this shi*t at the BACKPAGE please!!!!

1million likes!

Akanniade: Nigeria generally has a poor toilet culture. I wud rather shotput than use those stink holes in naija schools

great for a toilet culture

She broke the louvre blades and eddy didn't hear it crashin down? And she caught him red-handed? Nice story

Where is the bald?

ItsModella: Father Francis fried five fresh fishes for five friends from France.

Try repeating this; lemon, melon, lemon, melon...

Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers
Did Peter Piper Pick A Peck Of Pickled Peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers
Where's The Peck Of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked?

you knw, dt peter piper stuff is jes too easy for me. I've been doing it since nursery

mkmyers45: The books of Maccabeus are canon and what about the book 1 John 5? I wonder why you are bragging up and down with a canon made by a fake man such as Martin Luther

em, praying for the dead will make a arm robber go to heaven?

Make them all die dey go jo

Kai!! I tire

acidtalk: Acidtalk - Goodday Honorable

Honorable - Ashidtalk (Acidtalk) how are you.

Acidtalk - I am fine sir. Sorry for the accident honorable. Hope you are better?

Honorable - Don't mind those small boys. I would have killed him if not because they held me.

Acidtalk - but Honorable, you are the one with the broken teeth. So I guess you meant he would have killed you.

Honorable - Don't be silly. Do you know how many yeras I spent as a motor park tout before joining politics?

Acidtalk - So you mean you were once a tout?

Honorable - once a tout, always a tout. How do you think I came about having two plastic teeths in my mouth or do you think those were my real teeths he punched out?

Acidtalk - oh really? So what next sir?

Honorable - The governor had promised to fund my trip to a german hospital were they are meant to get me a new set of plastic teeths.

Acidtalk - And, so do.....


Honorable - Ashidtalk (Acidtalk), I will talk to you later. I am enterying the Governors office now to collect my cheque for compensation. Bye.

crappy! It's what happens when u wanna copy d genius-redmosquito.

[quote author=Okija_juju].https://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-old-man-throws-monitor.gif[/quote]because u dull no mean say make u no celebrate intelligence na. Haba, juju, say something na

General Garicks: If you dont have fear for any nation, it shouldnt be Isreal. I wonder where their wealth comes from. Nothing depletes the wealth of a Nation like fighting a war. Ask USA. Isreal is always fighting yet their economy keeps afloat.

forget what american says, isreal is God's own country!

acidtalk: Almost ALL my Ex (except the married ones) still come to me for assistance and I still do it without hesitation.

No one ever comes to me for assistance and leave the way they came. Even if I can't do all, I will certainly do my best.

Most of them wished we could come back together but mama warned me never to accept back my old and thrown away toy. If I was generous to give the toy to charity, then I should never take it back.

you'll be surprised how old things become precious! If u don't biliv me, check the museum!

Billyonaire: I will appreciate it more on TV

you want to start stealing plasma tvs in pockets and ruck sacks abi? Jes bend in four places and zip!