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k2039: Yes,provided they are both matured

wrong! The only condition will be to plan the guy's demise!

Whereever u have muslims dude, u have animals. Didn't u see mclatunji of nairaland? Don't ever pray to encounter sword-wielding-turban-wearing assholez.

I don buy ds space.

Let me help y'all...
Read comments before downloading. I never wasted my bundle for once. I don wise.
But if dem post dbanj's song, if negative remarks from our igbo brothers surpassed that of my yoruba brethen, i go download sharp sharp be dt because i no say the igbo comments against dbanj are nothin but innuendos!
But ds one, na general negative. I no want

speeder: Thats what happen when Muslims are in power. For the first time a muslim comes to power, and declare himself absolute.
Try it here in Nigeria.

vote for buhari first na. Or any other sharia apologist, your eyes go clear

lalaosky: i don't know what you're talking about...everybody knows ayam a virgin

with dt sticker on your forehead abi?

^^
e don tire them? No be the same oyinbo wey do virus do antivirus?
Una jes enter store bring out the cure wey u don hide since. We knw until u knw the trigger factor of a biological weapon, you'll spend yrs looking for the cure which will alwys fall short of order until the real cure, which from inception, has been created based on it's components of the original virus, is manufactured. Bring am come from store where u keep am. I no kukuma get one, na condom be the only market i dey help u buy since!

lmao

Now dt i have no comment, i hope i won't be banned? Abi?

Fhemmmy: They will start making beautiful rides when their sales is at the bottom of the rock and not just a machine, nothing wrong in mixing a machine and a beautiful rides together . . .

are u dreaming?

ballabriggs: Which kain insult be this now

i tire o

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Nigerians perform better outside of Nigeria.[/quote]the most stupid statement i ever read!!!

lalaosky: ike, i'm proud to be a virgin...#team onila

oh, u mean you're part of that girl's team who only claim virgins because of no physical puncture or poking yet?
But ur girls use vibratorss and inserts candles not too deep for pleasure! Your guys' middle name is masturbee!
I heard onila is using a bottle of extra smooth now cos d candle gets to slip in cos of the expansion now. I hope she doesn't graduate to using yam tubers and still claiming untouched bi asha kamo?

carefreewannabe: You got a secret but I think I know it
You want to let it out but them go call you ashy
You like to do it
Do the hmm hmmm hmmm
I know you like D’banj
And you like Don Jazzy
You like 2baba
And you like Fally Pupa
And I know you love Trey Songz
But you no fit sing his songs
I thought as much you know
I do not blame you though
You wanna have them all
You know it’s wrong
But the truth is that

You’re just an Oliver
Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist
Just an Oliver
Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist
You’re just an Oliver
Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist
You’re just an Oliver
Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist
Rebete rebete rebete
Labata labata labata
Sebede sebede sebede
Rebete rebete rebete

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ItsModella: @OP, are you damn serious? It's possible that you might be a s3x addict and hence might need therapy.

thank u jare. I don't knw how u think it's normal to fucck more than 15men within than period of years. Maybe people have forgotten that nymphonania is a mental disease that needs urgent therapy! Google is your friend!

Kingwax wuz here

Baba were ni everybody yin o!
Fiance..No, fiance...No. Kai. And u go don promise her/him your every every before they could stay o.
And that albino of a sexkillz is advocating for wives! Mothers...No. Abi? Wait till your wife kills u for your best friend!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What have you been doing to the other widows?

The first step is to admit to yourself that this lady excites your senses and you have the hots for her, but that your foolish pride won't let you be happy with her because she is a young pretty widow. I guess if she didn't have a child, you would have gone for her but this is a double shocker for your pride: widow and child! Damn.

Wait, i am coming to wear your shoe for you. . . Just wait![/color]

as alwys. Idiotic! The guy simply don't want a widow, or someone wit a child. it's a principle, and it doesn't concern you! Some guys might die for her, he doesn't. How didn't dt explain normalcy?

Imanuelle: Abuja's cool.
Most head offices have moved.












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this one na new craze abi?

Mad Cow: .When will Chelsea learn to stop using Liverpools leftovers?!

Yossi Benayoun - Liverpool to chelsea - Epic fail.

Fernando Torres - Liverpool to Chelsea - Epic Fail.

Raul Miereles - Liverpool to Chelsea - Not too good.

Benitez -

pls how is yossi an epic fall. He was never a failure, the coaches alwys under rate him

190: A Nigerian Girl can tear you to-pieces if you tell them the-truth

1) That they love money too much
2) 90% of them are fat and not good in bed
3) Why are they black unlike their white counterparts
4) They love blackberry,ice cream, suya more than their dowry


If you doubt this - ask any Nigerian girl close to-you about the-above mentioned
But be prepared 2b shred to-pieces so test at ur own risk

boring. Think other jokes. You're sounding so predictive.

kpomo: This is new to me. I know that the sweetness is when the guys does chase and not the other way round. She has not stopped calling me. I have lost concentration in my work. I cannot switch off my phone 'cos that's my office.

Help me with advice

you don't even have a job! U think real guys post idiocy? What the fucck are you?

If you're a girl with a tattoo, you're my intimacy gadget. If you're a guy, no matter how cool, you're a riffraff!
It's certainly not cool bro.
Imagine u forming gentleman with a nice cut suit, only for tattoo, no matter how small, shows on your neck or hand. It negates the gentlemanliness immediately!

slimyem: its okay to cry when shite happens buh it also makes sense to know how to control your emotions especially when you CLAIM to be a man.

i don't knw if u knw dt 90% of stories on nairaland are jes lies and cartoons!
Some kids jes go around saying how they bought an ipad5 for their girlfriend and she wanna leave, or how he sends her to school, how he travelled out and the girl gets pregnant with another. Most of these guys are jes posting their fantasies. I think as an older member, u shlda knwn this!

kingoflag: Ole ajibole! Anyways, I'm downloading the forms from the patent office and I'm sending it in ASAP because I've seen I gotta start patenting every genius idea that comes to mind because of folks like you.

and the worst part is i rarely see people use jonasatan of a thing. People are more comfortable with Jonathan, retardeen and shoeless president than whatever u're fighting for.
Bros, if u go collect loan patent a product wey no even go sell, na to use the remainin change wey remain file for bankruptcy be dt o!

^^
stop the diatrible jö. I don't knw if anyone else has noticed, or my sim is simply malfunctioning, my tariffs is 'unimaginably' so low. Looks like after so many seconds they don't remove their usual high tariff. But on the browsing issue, allow me stick with my glo

Geomac: I support it too, i subscribed for three months and i don't think i have watched it more than 5 times.

you didn't subscribe for three months. Na 25k installation and 3months free subscription u still dey use. Abeg find a place sit down, let subscribers talk their talk jö!

Na toto o. I no even realise until i wan insert my dikk and the thing dey show insert dikk!
When i switched on the light, me and d girl surprised say the thing no dey there again. We checked everywhere. The girl come run home go borrow her sister own because d thing dey hungry her. He sister self agree because she likes me. Since dt day, i no dey chop pussíe. Na straight to business!

You only need to listen to redmosquito