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e don tire them? No be the same oyinbo wey do virus do antivirus?
Una jes enter store bring out the cure wey u don hide since. We knw until u knw the trigger factor of a biological weapon, you'll spend yrs looking for the cure which will alwys fall short of order until the real cure, which from inception, has been created based on it's components of the original virus, is manufactured. Bring am come from store where u keep am. I no kukuma get one, na condom be the only market i dey help u buy since!

lmao

Now dt i have no comment, i hope i won't be banned? Abi?

Fhemmmy: They will start making beautiful rides when their sales is at the bottom of the rock and not just a machine, nothing wrong in mixing a machine and a beautiful rides together . . .

are u dreaming?

ballabriggs: Which kain insult be this now

i tire o

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Nigerians perform better outside of Nigeria.[/quote]the most stupid statement i ever read!!!

lalaosky: ike, i'm proud to be a virgin...#team onila

oh, u mean you're part of that girl's team who only claim virgins because of no physical puncture or poking yet?
But ur girls use vibratorss and inserts candles not too deep for pleasure! Your guys' middle name is masturbee!
I heard onila is using a bottle of extra smooth now cos d candle gets to slip in cos of the expansion now. I hope she doesn't graduate to using yam tubers and still claiming untouched bi asha kamo?

carefreewannabe: You got a secret but I think I know it
You want to let it out but them go call you ashy
You like to do it
Do the hmm hmmm hmmm
I know you like D’banj
And you like Don Jazzy
You like 2baba
And you like Fally Pupa
And I know you love Trey Songz
But you no fit sing his songs
I thought as much you know
I do not blame you though
You wanna have them all
You know it’s wrong
But the truth is that

You’re just an Oliver
Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist
Just an Oliver
Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist
You’re just an Oliver
Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist
You’re just an Oliver
Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist
Rebete rebete rebete
Labata labata labata
Sebede sebede sebede
Rebete rebete rebete

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ItsModella: @OP, are you damn serious? It's possible that you might be a s3x addict and hence might need therapy.

thank u jare. I don't knw how u think it's normal to fucck more than 15men within than period of years. Maybe people have forgotten that nymphonania is a mental disease that needs urgent therapy! Google is your friend!

Kingwax wuz here

Baba were ni everybody yin o!
Fiance..No, fiance...No. Kai. And u go don promise her/him your every every before they could stay o.
And that albino of a sexkillz is advocating for wives! Mothers...No. Abi? Wait till your wife kills u for your best friend!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What have you been doing to the other widows?

The first step is to admit to yourself that this lady excites your senses and you have the hots for her, but that your foolish pride won't let you be happy with her because she is a young pretty widow. I guess if she didn't have a child, you would have gone for her but this is a double shocker for your pride: widow and child! Damn.

Wait, i am coming to wear your shoe for you. . . Just wait![/color]

as alwys. Idiotic! The guy simply don't want a widow, or someone wit a child. it's a principle, and it doesn't concern you! Some guys might die for her, he doesn't. How didn't dt explain normalcy?

Imanuelle: Abuja's cool.
Most head offices have moved.












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this one na new craze abi?

Mad Cow: .When will Chelsea learn to stop using Liverpools leftovers?!

Yossi Benayoun - Liverpool to chelsea - Epic fail.

Fernando Torres - Liverpool to Chelsea - Epic Fail.

Raul Miereles - Liverpool to Chelsea - Not too good.

Benitez -

pls how is yossi an epic fall. He was never a failure, the coaches alwys under rate him

190: A Nigerian Girl can tear you to-pieces if you tell them the-truth

1) That they love money too much
2) 90% of them are fat and not good in bed
3) Why are they black unlike their white counterparts
4) They love blackberry,ice cream, suya more than their dowry


If you doubt this - ask any Nigerian girl close to-you about the-above mentioned
But be prepared 2b shred to-pieces so test at ur own risk

boring. Think other jokes. You're sounding so predictive.

kpomo: This is new to me. I know that the sweetness is when the guys does chase and not the other way round. She has not stopped calling me. I have lost concentration in my work. I cannot switch off my phone 'cos that's my office.

Help me with advice

you don't even have a job! U think real guys post idiocy? What the fucck are you?

If you're a girl with a tattoo, you're my intimacy gadget. If you're a guy, no matter how cool, you're a riffraff!
It's certainly not cool bro.
Imagine u forming gentleman with a nice cut suit, only for tattoo, no matter how small, shows on your neck or hand. It negates the gentlemanliness immediately!

slimyem: its okay to cry when shite happens buh it also makes sense to know how to control your emotions especially when you CLAIM to be a man.

i don't knw if u knw dt 90% of stories on nairaland are jes lies and cartoons!
Some kids jes go around saying how they bought an ipad5 for their girlfriend and she wanna leave, or how he sends her to school, how he travelled out and the girl gets pregnant with another. Most of these guys are jes posting their fantasies. I think as an older member, u shlda knwn this!

kingoflag: Ole ajibole! Anyways, I'm downloading the forms from the patent office and I'm sending it in ASAP because I've seen I gotta start patenting every genius idea that comes to mind because of folks like you.

and the worst part is i rarely see people use jonasatan of a thing. People are more comfortable with Jonathan, retardeen and shoeless president than whatever u're fighting for.
Bros, if u go collect loan patent a product wey no even go sell, na to use the remainin change wey remain file for bankruptcy be dt o!

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stop the diatrible jö. I don't knw if anyone else has noticed, or my sim is simply malfunctioning, my tariffs is 'unimaginably' so low. Looks like after so many seconds they don't remove their usual high tariff. But on the browsing issue, allow me stick with my glo

Geomac: I support it too, i subscribed for three months and i don't think i have watched it more than 5 times.

you didn't subscribe for three months. Na 25k installation and 3months free subscription u still dey use. Abeg find a place sit down, let subscribers talk their talk jö!

Na toto o. I no even realise until i wan insert my dikk and the thing dey show insert dikk!
When i switched on the light, me and d girl surprised say the thing no dey there again. We checked everywhere. The girl come run home go borrow her sister own because d thing dey hungry her. He sister self agree because she likes me. Since dt day, i no dey chop pussíe. Na straight to business!

You only need to listen to redmosquito

buchibabe: Anoda fraud on d way....

Pls can someone tel me how I can watch youtube movies on my bb fone,each time I try,it keeps showing"buffering" and it does dis for a whole day

ehn na buffering tv be dt now! Stay there they abuse mtn make you continue dey watch 'buffering' tv for a whole day!

Avoid exercise, hit the gym, which one the guy go listen to self?
But listen to my sure p:
shey u knw dt vitamin given to pigs and broilers? You knw am?
Good. Chop with bull dog's food for 3months. If your condition no improve after these months, consult your vulcanizer!

afam4eva: I guess it's time for me to create an online parenting robot.

But somehow i feel the parents could have monitored what their child was doing online. They could have restricted him to certain sites. But it's a tough job if you ask me.

na the same person wey do juju for cockroach to be invisible to avoid falling prey, na him go still do for chicken to dey rub face so he kukuma dey see anything invisible!
No be oyinbo wey do pencil dey do eraser? Abi people wey do virus no do antivirus? Na terminator wan kill john conor for part one, na the same terminator dey protect am for part two.
Guy, bone struggle!

[quote author=chreld_b]Not bad @ all . But it's not exactly their best song though. And this alingo dance step looks like a modified form of azonto[/quote]copycats they've been since the days of usher ramon!

mine was a very funny case.
I met ds difficult girl which won't step my house. Well, i took my time with others lettin her have her time too. After several weeks, she decided to come because she will be travellin the next day, and it'll take us 4months to see. I was ready to fucck her high and dry. i had some two ladies to myself during d day and waited for her time at night.
When she came, i went only once and lost my erectn. She wasn't bothered, she slept off. But me? My todger? I Couldn't get a sleep. I start visitin all porn sites wit no success! She left the next day not knwin what happened to me.
I was in ds retracted period for weeks. I tot i was gone! Little did i knew my worries were killing my recovery.
But she on the other hand was hittin me with text messages day and night and i was playing along simply because i wasn't satisfied with wot i did and was hoping she'll come and i'll finish what i started.
Guy, it was during ds while i started running away from other girls o because i 'can't do'. But i ds one was constantly in touch and i was forced to voice out.
She was jes calm and encouraging. Infact, she found time to travel over, stayed for two days, helping me palpate the thing. Before she left, i was almost regainin confidence and in no time, it was 'jubilating' again.
I finally let go of my initial plan and ended up falling in love with her.
She, now, is still my fiance!

Tell her u need to verify and the face is confusing you. The next best way is to dip your middle finger in her cxxt! The deeper it goes, the older she is.

Wait till she fuccks your gateman! Why d hell will u marry a cheat? U think she'll change? Carry your cross oh foolish servant!