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I heard the ones the gods wanna kill, they first make mad

Be killing yourself there. You people are dunderheads to be takin craps from these idiotts who themselve don't even live past 50yrs. With all their fuckin healthcare systems on ground, it'll be waste of time tryin to figure how many of them die of cancer and all that yearly!
They do all sort of drugs that after many yrs in circulation, some scientist come up with claims dt prolong usage of it causes this and that and all fuckin adverse effects!
Yo better learn to do simple exercise like workin and gardening instead of sitting your fat fucck in the ac all days long. Walking with your cars all on the street! Eating fast food junk everytime and drinkin juices!
If u wanna live longer than yrs, do exercise, eat fruits, eat vegetables, drink lots of water, sleep fine, laugh and smile, and ask your grannie for that concortion and herbs she drinks even time even when not sick and you'll be amazed!
My grandma died at 107 with all teeth intact and strong. She died fine! Keep reading and bilivin is stupid reports! That's how they come up wit 'nigerian women are the most promiscous' when we all knw indecency is thier middle name. Their females fucck anythin dt moves and don't give a fucck abt it!!!

Hey guys, got home today and was fascinated by this joke of a game. I met my junior ones playing this and i think it could be fun..
I'll add some and u add and pls, be very creative and make this funny.

1. Na only for naija terrorist dey distribute appointment letter
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2. Na only for naija all girls dey engaged while the guys status na single!
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3. Na only for naija beggars recognize their customers
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4. Na only for naija PHCN dey use generator do bonanza
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5. Na only for naija person wey no go school dey check his name for nysc posting list
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6. Na only for naija spirit dey look road before he cross
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7. Na only naija 200naira credit fit win u aeroplane
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8. Na only for naija ashewo shout 'Jesus' as condom burst...
Pls add on..

vivian chinaza: For me, it is a must! Even if we were "doing it" before our marriage, we'll abstain maybe a month or two to the wedding day. Intimacy on wedding night is a must for me.

i pray u start your 'menses' dt day, wit a heavy flow too. Let's see if you'll die

Seriously i'm a cheat, but i'll be dead if i found out no one is faithful. You mean my fiance might not? What da fucck is this?
Somebody shld pls come up and claim he/she is faithful oooo.
Pls na

I'll like to see how ds folds. Got an ex like that too. She alwys finds a reason to go not with the wrong guy.
I alwys feel for her

berylLOL: pls wats debe?

Shollypopz: asking d same darn question....

now, for a start, 'debe' is a yoruba word for 'get there'. It simply means if a guy finally gets to his destination with a girl(*winks*), it's alwys easy to do it again even if they're no more in a relationship.
Are u cool now?

It's true jö. I tends to severe all contact btw my girl and her ex cos with experience, i knw once debe, na sure thing

The all new spatacus

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''(¤_¤)'' my nephew!

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Go fucck him already and get on with your fuckin life!

donigspain: I will even take that paper (notice), sprinkle a little water on it, squeeze it to softness and then proceed to use it as tissue.
**I no send u jor**

u too bad sha

Prof Corruption: Some states have citizens that are angels. They don't commit crimes.

u probably didn't read his comment, or your ability to apprehend has greatly declined

Hey guys, i just got this on my facebook page and i found it very amazingly true!
I think we all can reflect on whatever happened to us and keep the thanks rolling..
[b]Amazing Stories Around The
World
***A MUST READ & SHARE***
A King had a male servant who,
in all
circumstances always said to
him;My king, do not be
discouraged because everything
God does is perfect,no
mistakes. One day, they went
hunting and a wild animal
attacked the king,the servant
managed to kill the animal but
couldn't prevent his majesty
from losing a finger. Furious and
without showing gratitude,the
King said;if God was
good,I wouldn't have been
attacked and lost one finger.
The servant replied;Despite all
these things,I can only tell you
that God is good and
everything He does is
perfect,He is never
wrong.Outraged by the
response,the king ordered the
arrest of his servant. Later, he
left for another hunt and was
captured by savages who use
human beings for
sacrifice.
In the altar, the savages found
out that the king didn't had one
finger in place, he was released
because he was considered
not"complete"to be offered to
the gods.
On his return to the palace, he
authorized the release of his
servant and said; My friend,
God was really good to me. I
was almost killed but for lack of
a single finger I was let go.
But I have a question; If God is
so good, why did He allow me
to put you in jail?. He replied;
My king, if I had gone with you,
I would have been sacrificed
because
I have no missing finger.
Everything God does is perfect,
He is never wrong.
Often we complain about life,and
the negative things that happen
to us, forgetting that nothing is
random, and that everything has
a purpose. God knows why he
chose you to receive this
message today,[/b]

geophysicist: waoh, good improvement , am totally proud of these

are u ready to go now? At least e don better small...according to u o

So what? Make dem go do their will and put their house in order na. It's long overdue before!

Na dem dey say them allocation before ni? Abi which kind threat be ds?

acidtalk: You go pay for Copy Right Violation.

What will you do? Will you still go ahead and use it?

what fuckin copyright? You probably are working in a secondary school, cos i've seen this written in chalk since yrs back wen i was in the secondary school. Mtcheew!

Baby mama: So why on earth did this used up Bini retired prost.stitute decide to give them an Igbo name as her name
How annoying
She looks like a typical Bini girl from head to her hammer toes
Speaks with Bini area accent
Pronounces how as ow,husband as usband and have as ave like Bini ,some Ijaws and Yorubas do
Igbos don't have that H/non H speech defect
It is quite annoying that she will give a fake ID and an Igbo one at that,most likely she has returned home to continue her trade with local men without a madam since she is still full of lies
The first step to her recovery is coming clean with her true identity or at least choose one from her tribe if she must lie
Is that the new method now,Women turning tricks in Italy and france from the land that exports Prost.itutes to Europe now claiming Igbo names?when I read the story and saw the name I said no way,then saw the clip and heard her speak and confirmed it.God punish her!
Amaka Chinye indeed

They know exactly what they are going for before setting off,some are sponsored by family members with the blessings of their family including husbands.these are no naive women
These people may even be making passports in these fictitious names

mtcheew!!!

Deep Sight: This man. What on Earth did you write and then remove. Fess up.

hehehehe..father confessor!

Em, somebody read that crap?
Well, i was asking cos i didn't!

50calibre: This idiot wants to claim global terrorist hahaha! Very funny. Boko haram is an illiterate, hungry group, if they see real iron hand, they will abandon their course even this local champion that is speaking.

blaqoracle: it is because your father or mother was not affected.

how does your reply to his above comment make any sense?
I dey wonder ni o

Na delta state na. Mtcheew! If u no talk corruption, wetin we go talk?

Don't take my pictures!
Hehehehehe...one-legged asswipe tells the journalist.
Bet(but) why?

This thread will soon turn tribalistic. The Igbos will support the pig-faced frog, the ofeamanus will be poking the fire as usual, the abokis will turn boko haramic!
Hehehehehe..**where's my 3D glasses make i watch ds new cinema?**

First, gimme dt 800k and come back in 12months for a 50% turn over plus your capital.
You can save dt much for wedding but u can't comfortably feed 'a nation'.
Here's d deal, impregnate dt thing of yours first and let's see if she or her family will die. I bet u, they'll ask u to pls come and do a little introduction and take your thing home after 7months into pregnancy.
See? Both your cash and lady are intact. Go into business you idiott!

luvmijeje: She gave u her consent to check her phone!I find dat part hard to believe.

what if she doesn't? I will check your phone if u are my girlfriend and u can get your fucck out if u can't live by dt rule!
And yes, check mine too!
What d fucck is the matter with y'all? If she's clean, the guy'll probably find nothing on her phone!
Now, is your question of any relevancy?

I can't biliv kingwax passed through this senseless thread!
Wetin nairaland no go make us do?