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I'll like to see how ds folds. Got an ex like that too. She alwys finds a reason to go not with the wrong guy.
I alwys feel for her

berylLOL: pls wats debe?

Shollypopz: asking d same darn question....

now, for a start, 'debe' is a yoruba word for 'get there'. It simply means if a guy finally gets to his destination with a girl(*winks*), it's alwys easy to do it again even if they're no more in a relationship.
Are u cool now?

It's true jö. I tends to severe all contact btw my girl and her ex cos with experience, i knw once debe, na sure thing

The all new spatacus

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''(¤_¤)'' my nephew!

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Go fucck him already and get on with your fuckin life!

donigspain: I will even take that paper (notice), sprinkle a little water on it, squeeze it to softness and then proceed to use it as tissue.
**I no send u jor**

u too bad sha

Prof Corruption: Some states have citizens that are angels. They don't commit crimes.

u probably didn't read his comment, or your ability to apprehend has greatly declined

Hey guys, i just got this on my facebook page and i found it very amazingly true!
I think we all can reflect on whatever happened to us and keep the thanks rolling..
[b]Amazing Stories Around The
World
***A MUST READ & SHARE***
A King had a male servant who,
in all
circumstances always said to
him;My king, do not be
discouraged because everything
God does is perfect,no
mistakes. One day, they went
hunting and a wild animal
attacked the king,the servant
managed to kill the animal but
couldn't prevent his majesty
from losing a finger. Furious and
without showing gratitude,the
King said;if God was
good,I wouldn't have been
attacked and lost one finger.
The servant replied;Despite all
these things,I can only tell you
that God is good and
everything He does is
perfect,He is never
wrong.Outraged by the
response,the king ordered the
arrest of his servant. Later, he
left for another hunt and was
captured by savages who use
human beings for
sacrifice.
In the altar, the savages found
out that the king didn't had one
finger in place, he was released
because he was considered
not"complete"to be offered to
the gods.
On his return to the palace, he
authorized the release of his
servant and said; My friend,
God was really good to me. I
was almost killed but for lack of
a single finger I was let go.
But I have a question; If God is
so good, why did He allow me
to put you in jail?. He replied;
My king, if I had gone with you,
I would have been sacrificed
because
I have no missing finger.
Everything God does is perfect,
He is never wrong.
Often we complain about life,and
the negative things that happen
to us, forgetting that nothing is
random, and that everything has
a purpose. God knows why he
chose you to receive this
message today,[/b]

geophysicist: waoh, good improvement , am totally proud of these

are u ready to go now? At least e don better small...according to u o

So what? Make dem go do their will and put their house in order na. It's long overdue before!

Na dem dey say them allocation before ni? Abi which kind threat be ds?

acidtalk: You go pay for Copy Right Violation.

What will you do? Will you still go ahead and use it?

what fuckin copyright? You probably are working in a secondary school, cos i've seen this written in chalk since yrs back wen i was in the secondary school. Mtcheew!

Baby mama: So why on earth did this used up Bini retired prost.stitute decide to give them an Igbo name as her name
How annoying
She looks like a typical Bini girl from head to her hammer toes
Speaks with Bini area accent
Pronounces how as ow,husband as usband and have as ave like Bini ,some Ijaws and Yorubas do
Igbos don't have that H/non H speech defect
It is quite annoying that she will give a fake ID and an Igbo one at that,most likely she has returned home to continue her trade with local men without a madam since she is still full of lies
The first step to her recovery is coming clean with her true identity or at least choose one from her tribe if she must lie
Is that the new method now,Women turning tricks in Italy and france from the land that exports Prost.itutes to Europe now claiming Igbo names?when I read the story and saw the name I said no way,then saw the clip and heard her speak and confirmed it.God punish her!
Amaka Chinye indeed

They know exactly what they are going for before setting off,some are sponsored by family members with the blessings of their family including husbands.these are no naive women
These people may even be making passports in these fictitious names

mtcheew!!!

Deep Sight: This man. What on Earth did you write and then remove. Fess up.

hehehehe..father confessor!

Em, somebody read that crap?
Well, i was asking cos i didn't!

50calibre: This idiot wants to claim global terrorist hahaha! Very funny. Boko haram is an illiterate, hungry group, if they see real iron hand, they will abandon their course even this local champion that is speaking.

blaqoracle: it is because your father or mother was not affected.

how does your reply to his above comment make any sense?
I dey wonder ni o

Na delta state na. Mtcheew! If u no talk corruption, wetin we go talk?

Don't take my pictures!
Hehehehehe...one-legged asswipe tells the journalist.
Bet(but) why?

This thread will soon turn tribalistic. The Igbos will support the pig-faced frog, the ofeamanus will be poking the fire as usual, the abokis will turn boko haramic!
Hehehehehe..**where's my 3D glasses make i watch ds new cinema?**

First, gimme dt 800k and come back in 12months for a 50% turn over plus your capital.
You can save dt much for wedding but u can't comfortably feed 'a nation'.
Here's d deal, impregnate dt thing of yours first and let's see if she or her family will die. I bet u, they'll ask u to pls come and do a little introduction and take your thing home after 7months into pregnancy.
See? Both your cash and lady are intact. Go into business you idiott!

luvmijeje: She gave u her consent to check her phone!I find dat part hard to believe.

what if she doesn't? I will check your phone if u are my girlfriend and u can get your fucck out if u can't live by dt rule!
And yes, check mine too!
What d fucck is the matter with y'all? If she's clean, the guy'll probably find nothing on her phone!
Now, is your question of any relevancy?

I can't biliv kingwax passed through this senseless thread!
Wetin nairaland no go make us do?

Except to float in the air to fucck, wetin me and my girlfriend wan do again that e never happen before?

Post the videos, na the face me i wan see. Without that, no comment!

As i no get comment for this fuckin thread, how we go do am?
By the way, kingwax wuz here!

Kingwax passed through this thread.

Unknown Member: ..The federal government needs to do something about this 'host community' menace in Nigeria..

- The Oil companies are suffering it daily in the Niger Delta.

- Other oil serviceing companies are suffering same.

- Even Federal Parastatals are suffering similar. I remember when the Port Harcourt Airport Host community stormed the Airport demanding employment of their indegenes and compensation..

- So what if their is no real qualified persons in their community? What should the company do?



Nigerias Economic climate is very hostile to big businesses and small ones alike.

you don't need former skills to be i loader or a packer in the factory. Give them job. It's an obligation

But why? Why will i change my mtn to those other yeye networks?
Except for browsing which i prefer glo, all other network in naija na hype!