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PhonesRe: Help!!! My Iphone Battery Health Drains Fast by Kirchoffs: 8:51am On Oct 05, 2021
tonexman18:
My Iphone battery health went down by 4% within 3 months. Is there a problem with the phone or is it a normal something
What iPhone is it?
PhonesRe: Help!!! My Iphone Battery Health Drains Fast by Kirchoffs: 8:50am On Oct 05, 2021
Hope you no buy the phone from psalmz Sha, the guy na chronic scam
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Kirchoffs: 10:50pm On Oct 04, 2021
Greatdesi:
Have you seen Midsommar?
ok lemme go and download
CrimeRe: Please, What's The Way Out? by Kirchoffs: 10:33pm On Oct 04, 2021
Fheyhi:
Sir, what's the fastest ways of getting my money back from him?
Don't contact the thief that put his number and asked you to contact him, he will scam you of d remaining money
PhonesRe: Facebook Outage Likely Caused By Internal Mistake; outside hack less likely by Kirchoffs: 10:12pm On Oct 04, 2021
Damage control
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Kirchoffs: 9:52pm On Oct 04, 2021
Psychological movies needed , gurus please help out , I need movies that can fvck up the mind
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 8:27pm On Oct 04, 2021
olamoses75:
is this still available?
Lol bro do you really think such a sweet deal will be available till now grin grin grin. Come of it man, am cöck sure suagrgul sold it that same day
PoliticsRe: South-South Governors Set To Float Regional Security outfit by Kirchoffs: 8:15pm On Oct 04, 2021
greatiyk4u:
Waste of time and energy

In reality, is there anything like South South?

The only geopolitical zone without a central language



Who go head am?
I jaw
Itshekiri
Ikwere..ika...(igbos?
Benin tribes
Akwaibom abi na
Calabar



Even if Nigeria splits today, this geopolitical zone will be worse than Nigeria because of disunity as a result of tribal diversities.


They better go back to their original base now that the nation is pregnant before the storm becomes over.
see dundee grin grin grin, the north alone has over 100 different languages, we know your type with the nonsense divide and rule tactics .
PoliticsRe: Army Launches ‘Exercise Golden Dawn’ In Anambra State To Curb Insecurity by Kirchoffs: 4:02pm On Oct 04, 2021
Clothingonline9
dangwarai
uptimum123
SilverNorGold
Vaughanlanrewaj.... another slimy chameleon
helinues
myBraine
Skyview01
OZOnNengiTheory
Edusouls
Onlyonebuhari
ConfirmedZombie
CXLVII
Thatfairguy1
georgakins
Arrewa

ILuvdemManna
Gidicars..
Kilonshele
AnanseK
Antoeni
LegendHero
Sammirano
Orioko88
Tesppidd
360degreess
IbadanSun1
NGPatriot
Mamotalk
Kestolove
GoshenNLA
thatfairguy1
TecM0
Humilitypays
IamWonderful
Authority2006
jcmaiah
delivryboy
360degreess
Kuginzi
IamPlato
Danmaiduguri
thebosstrevor1
BOFA2020
PissfulProtester
Emekaonline
Afamed
Favor914
MusaChukwudi
BIGGERhead4
Golan007
Reactman
Juliusmalema
Farki
marsman
Kestolove
Aufbauh
Buckeyemedia
Ibkhaleel01

The shameless MONIKERS listed above are the various paid media thugs hired to spill hate and conceal EVIDENCE of fulanization by the usèléss northern oligarchy.

They are very many here with over 200 different monikers which they use in trying to suppress the truth.....Bunch of lunatics who are mostly from the North.

This sets of people will be happy at the news that the military has been deployed to kill harmless Igbo youths all in the name of security
PoliticsRe: IPOB Asks South-West, Middle Belt To Join One Month Sit-At-Home by Kirchoffs: 7:05am On Oct 04, 2021
sammirano:
Oloriburuku flat brain.
E pain am grin grin. I Sabi all of una
PoliticsRe: IPOB Asks South-West, Middle Belt To Join One Month Sit-At-Home by Kirchoffs: 7:04am On Oct 04, 2021
CXLVII:
Have you had breakfast this morning?
Am waiting for you to feed me
PoliticsRe: IPOB Asks South-West, Middle Belt To Join One Month Sit-At-Home by Kirchoffs: 6:44am On Oct 04, 2021
Clothingonline9
dangwarai
uptimum123
SilverNorGold
Vaughanlanrewaj.... another slimy chameleon
helinues
myBraine
OZOnNengiTheory
Edusouls
Onlyonebuhari
ConfirmedZombie
CXLVII
Thatfairguy1
georgakins
Arrewa

ILuvdemManna
Gidicars..
Kilonshele
AnanseK
Antoeni
LegendHero
Sammirano
Orioko88
Tesppidd
360degreess
IbadanSun1
NGPatriot
Mamotalk
Kestolove
GoshenNLA
thatfairguy1
TecM0
Humilitypays
IamWonderful
Authority2006
jcmaiah
delivryboy
360degreess
Kuginzi
IamPlato
Danmaiduguri
thebosstrevor1
BOFA2020
PissfulProtester
Emekaonline
Afamed
Favor914
MusaChukwudi
BIGGERhead4
Golan007
Reactman
Juliusmalema
Farki
marsman
Kestolove
Aufbauh
Buckeyemedia

The shameless MONIKERS listed above are the various paid media thugs hired to spill hate and conceal EVIDENCE of fulanization by the usèléss northern oligarchy.

They are very many here with over 200 different monikers which they use in trying to suppress the truth.....Bunch of lunatics who are mostly from the North..

Bunch of piss-poor people all because of 20k BMC money sold their dirty souls..
PoliticsRe: IPOB Asks South-West, Middle Belt To Join One Month Sit-At-Home by Kirchoffs: 6:43am On Oct 04, 2021
sammirano:
Pls tell them to do so fast. You people are disgusting all over already. We need to you to go back to your cave and leave our lagos.
Aboki sharrap
PoliticsRe: IPOB Asks South-West, Middle Belt To Join One Month Sit-At-Home by Kirchoffs: 6:41am On Oct 04, 2021
NGpatriot:
These terrorist clowns are so delusional they think the people of SW are ready to participate in their self-destructive and terrorist madness.

Who swear for these Taliban jihadists in the SE?


Abi we should start beating and killing our mothers in the SW because they ventured out to the market to feed their families or start murdering our doctors, students and intellectuals too?
See this Aboki wey dey claim SW thunder faya your blokos idîát
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 5:25pm On Oct 03, 2021
kiekie1:
UP FOR SALE!

Royal 3 gas burner & 1 hot plate standing cooker with features like gas oven with double glass oven door , gas grill , oven tray , Euro pool burner's, metal top lid, adjustable legs, & electric ignition...

OUTLINED FEATURES:
-Top cooker 3 gas euro pool type burners
-Automatic ignition
-1 hot plate 1000W
-Up and down resistance in the oven
-Only bottom burner in the gas oven
-Metal long lasting top lid
-Double layer glass oven door
-Adjustable legs
-Thermostat for electrical oven
-1 tray + 1 grid in the oven
-Dimension: 50 x 60cm
-Gas Oven plus Grill
-Two-button Control
-Wire Shelf
-Silver Colour

See attached screenshot below for exact model brand new price comparison.

Condition : brand new

Country of manufacture : Made in Turkey

Reason for sale: Decluttering

Flatrate Price: 70k

Location: Abule egba , Lagos state

Contact,
Smartcell global services
CALL LINE: 081-350-31951
I chop ban for 2months come back and you still never sell this thing, why not reduce the price to attract buyers?!
TravelRe: I Am Traveling By Air For The First Time by Kirchoffs: 7:57am On Oct 03, 2021
Don't fvck the air hostess, you could get thrown out tongue
PoliticsRe: Igbo Conscience Group Asks FG To Declare State Of Emergency In South-East by Kirchoffs: 1:41pm On Oct 02, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
Show me where u have encouraged state of emergency in the North since the carnage caused by bokoharam/bandits.

Ipob will keep eating you up forever
oga put your brain down to read before you type rubbish
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 9:38am On Oct 02, 2021
hopefulLandlord:
Leave my atheism aside here. I'm pretty certain a lot of readers have these questions, many might even be Christians who my question and your subsequent answer has sowed seed of doubt in them right now. My question however is not meant to be an trolling one. if you observe I hardly argue religion as much for the past 2 years or so. this is a simple question borne out of acquiring knowledge

government failing you is observable in bad roads, failing society, misappropriation of funds, insecurity etc. family and friends deserting you is observable in them avoiding to help you or even totally avoiding interacting with you. but God?how do we know he's abandoned us as observable as other ones you mentioned?

Now you refer me to the bible with nothing stopping you from posting the verse here for people to see
At the bolded, as far as am concerned God will never leave nor forsake us, it's we humans that drift far away from him. He's always there ready for us to return to him just like the prodigal son .

Bros, am not here to argue with you cos am even sure we will digress this thread lol. I have known you for a long time even in all my 9yrs as a nairalander despite the fact that I frequent religion section ,I don't argue religion. But I leave this verse for you and others viewing this thread to see why I won't argue with you , 2timothy 2 vs 23-27. Shalom
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 8:47am On Oct 02, 2021
hopefulLandlord:
Whenever I hear this statement I've always asked a question no one has ever even attempted to give an answer to. What observable tragedy can only happen to someone God has "forsaken"?
I have always known you to be a chronic atheist so am not even ready to go down that path with you now. As for your question you can always search the scriptures for answers
PoliticsRe: Independence Day Celebration In Mubi, Adamawa In Pictures by Kirchoffs: 8:35am On Oct 02, 2021
Afamed:
Glory be to God. This was one the towns ravaged by Boko Haram during the Pandemic development party aka PDP aka (IPoB party.)regime
see your life for ground
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs:
Couldn't sleep so I decided to go on YouTube to watch some old project fame funny videos and they were so hilarious grin grin grin . Nigerians are very funny and happy people All this made me curse our politicians who have turned us against one another . This country should have been the leading light of Africa

Independence day and absolutely nothing to put smiles on the faces of any Nigerian.

BTW Adele is a genius tongue . Even after 10years her song " Someone like you " is still a classic ,I wish I could sing .

God bless Whitney Houston, may her gentle soul rest in perfect peace. Truly the grave is the richest place , lots of dreams, talents , ideas have been buried. Hmmmmmm.

I literally cried when I listened to her song " I look to you " what a voice ,such precocious talent is no more . The lyrics of this song is a prayer to the Almighty God and comes from the deepest part of a so anxious mind, an absolutely lost and lonely mind and soul. Because in God there will always be hope for those who turn to him to ask for help.

If you are frustrated, tired , hopeless or at the brink of suicide, government has failed you, family has failed us , friends have deserted you, but God will never leave you nor forsake you. I enjoin you to listen to this song of whitney Houston , God no go shame us o.

I really hope she found Christ before she died

RomanceRe: U by Kirchoffs: 3:52pm On Sep 03, 2021
Sonnobax15:
cheesy
Masturbation be like national anthem to Every guyman...So long say he's alone, he's likely to end up reciting it..... Sometimes,I begin to wonder if this my left hand is autonomous shocked.
That's not true bro , although idleness plays a part in it. This things can be stopped
RomanceRe: U by Kirchoffs: 3:50pm On Sep 03, 2021
Masturbation is spiritual he needs to conquer the demon spiritually by praying , fasting , bible study and genuine repentance. If he watches pôrn he can stop by downloading blocker hero from google play store.

PMO( Pôrn, masturbátîon and orgâsm ) are the three horsemen that can destroy a man's life . Sexually it can also lead to PIED ( Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction) . So my guy there are alot of reasons for you and your friend to quit the nasty habit.
BusinessRe: Naira Sinks To 530 Against Dollar, Pound Hits N720 by Kirchoffs: 3:28pm On Sep 03, 2021
Buckeyemedia1:
Make e pain you well well, no be every body dey wail like you, ask Super Eagle players whether they like high or low dollar? You no get any relative for obodo Oyibo wey fit send you hard currency? Peasant Pauper your own is to wail on Nairaland land, what concerns you with dollar?
What a shame cheesy cheesy poverty strickén fággôt, so you won't be able to eat if your relatives don't send you money grin grin. You are a disgrace to your self and am sure they are getting sick and tired of you.

You have no achievements or anything tangible to your name you are like a parasite that lives off your siblings abroad. So na 100$ you dey spend in a month chai see poverty for person life oo... odé
BusinessRe: Naira Sinks To 530 Against Dollar, Pound Hits N720 by Kirchoffs: 3:23pm On Sep 03, 2021
The useless CBN governor and his principal the idiotic mannequin in aso rock also want to launch crypto currency grin grin. It's gonna be a disaster just like everything that lifeless man has ever touched
BusinessRe: Naira Sinks To 530 Against Dollar, Pound Hits N720 by Kirchoffs: 3:22pm On Sep 03, 2021
Buckeyemedia1:
My guy I make my money in United States Dollars, you want me to be wailing like you? Monday morning I will hit GT Bank to withdraw $100 to verify the new rate to start the week. Don’t hate, congratulate.
grin grin dollars indeed you wish, I know what you mean is that you'd go and withdraw your 30k BMC stipend to pay the debts you've accumulated over the previous months . Idîát
PoliticsRe: DSS Stopped American Lawyer, Others From Visiting Nnamdi Kanu — Ifeanyi Ejiofor by Kirchoffs: 3:19pm On Sep 03, 2021
authority2006:
Troll, u still dey alive? Hope you get something to eat today?
I never chop o, but you can share whatever you want to gimme to those useless potential almajîrî terrorists in your state they sure need it more than me. Odé
BusinessRe: Naira Sinks To 530 Against Dollar, Pound Hits N720 by Kirchoffs: 3:17pm On Sep 03, 2021
Buckeyemedia1:
Exporters are happy, not everyone is wailing like you. What does your state export to make foreign exchange? It is the duty of the private sector to generate foreign exchange not the government.
Anôther braînless imp, joblessness has ruled over your lifé
BusinessRe: Naira Sinks To 530 Against Dollar, Pound Hits N720 by Kirchoffs: 3:16pm On Sep 03, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
And where did I blame Nigerians

Is the fall in the price of oil also emeiefele fault?

Abeg no carry your frustration near me.

If you don't have any solution, shut up
Blame your brainless faáther buhári for this sh!tshow the guy is f00lish in all ramifications
FamilyRe: She Needs Help From Rape by Kirchoffs(op): 10:21am On Sep 03, 2021
Stevenbright:
Klass99

All your points are valid.

But like you said, at 22 you were in school! That was the reason why I started with "is she in school"?

All my series of questions why based on two premise: Too available at home that is not gainfully engaged on something reason why the man have access to her when others are not around and two, if she is not schooling, she should get engaged on something and hence be able to save herself from a situation like this in due time.

NOTE:
Please don't compare yourself with her in the sense that your parents were available for you and hence you gradually followed the normal route but in her case, she is said to be an orphan. This should toughened her up and motivate her to be focus and hence get a bit independent as early as possible. You get it right?

Modified:

Klass99 please get in touch with the op and connect with the girl cos I believe you can be of great help to her.
She is a student in NOUN, and she does small chops catering jobs by the side during the weekdays or whenever she's not going for lectures . But she told me the catering jobs only come once in a while .

An idle hand is the devil's workshop, She has been searching for work to no avail even if it's sales girl in order to earn more, it's very complicated sha, I once even advised her to defer her admission for a year at least so that she can be financially capable to handle it.

Laslas everything na money matter, as soon as I get to Lagos I'd be able to see what I can do. Thanks
FamilyRe: Household Items For Sale ASAP by Kirchoffs: 10:04am On Sep 03, 2021
Tessieade:
Yes there is. 12.5kg , very neat @#18k
12.5kg gas for 18k grin grin. Na w

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