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decrox199: I believe those vacancies will b strictly for indigenes...very tribal a state!

You are fool of the highest order, making statements on issues you are ignorant of. Aneke Diok uno fien

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out. HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

[quote author=akay_47]check ur e-mail[/quote]i just did, thanks a billion man. God bless the work of your hands

Nice post 1forall, i think there is where my problem lies. I want to quit just cos of the negative impact smoking has on my health.

Other than that i REALLY DO LIKE SMOKING. i think i have to get to that place where i av to ABHORE the habbit before i can truely be successful.
Thanks again bro.

Nice post 1forall, i think there is where my problem lies. I want to quit just cos of the negative impact smoking has on my health.

Other than that i REALLY DO LIKE SMOKING. i think i have to get to that place where i av to ABHORE the habbit before i can truely be successful.

U guys are a scarry bunch, i love and think there is a lot of sense from what i just read above(just cant wrap my head around it(i think thats my problem.....trying to use my head i mean)).
@[quote author=ROSSIKE]Imagine being in a jail cell. Your first night there after being convicted of a crime you didn't commit. It would be the longest night you ever spent. You would sit there for hours, thinking about your life in sheer agony. Time would pass by very slowly.

Now, alternatively, imagine being at a cocktail party with your friends, food and drink aplenty. Music blasting. Sweet-looking ladies everywhere you turn. The evening would pass by really quickly. Before you knew it, it would be 5am.

a nice analogy, but i must point out one fact....in both instances, what would you use to quantify the begining and the end of both situations(the jail term and the cocktail)??

well i think its 'time'. The only difference is the 'perception of time' which varies.
Wud luv to be enlightened tho, thanks.

chaircover: Well done . . . . .keep it up

Thanks Bro.

My Oga!!! Thank you a million!!! The logo is too much, i luv it. But i cant save the image as much as i have tried. Can you send it to my mail?
Moffasa@yahoo.com
Thanks a bundle bro!

Reading all that just made me happier am a broda! I guess the women have got us completely fooled!

I voted for Obasanjo.......I mean, that guy cant be any worse in both policies or looks

Nice 1 donguuti, you method was quite extreme buh atleast it worked for ya. i ll try the vicks thing cos i also do menthol, hope it works for me.

This is day 11 for me.

Wanna come over? fine, i ll drop the key for you to see if am not around. I dont trust you, u dont trust me, and most importantly I dont trust Me!!!

Blue diamond: i jst lov mynd,he got a big hrt.

Wonder if there is space for you.........with the starving kids and all.

Gentle Naaz: dn if u graduate n a company employs u. U download d chip n us it 2 work 4 wat ur r employd 4

and whats wrong with that avent you seen an assembly plant before A doctor who can download everything he needs to know,then access it when he is faced with a patient and make a correct diagnosis and treatment, isnt that better than to rely on guess work If you think we will rely on this 6-3-3-4 educational system forever then you need that CHIP more than anybody. DuMbas*s.

My left eye is twitching rite now, its as if my neigbour's Generating set is rite in my skull.

**am thinking sabotage**

toria12: Twitter user name should be posted here so that everyone can follow mine is @velmajoy as love doctor.

am following you now!

baba ireti: Not at all,this is a Telecommunication industry

Only you be accountant for the whole Telecommunication Industry.

@totalbaby Thanks, i guess i have learnt my lesson.

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]You really need to convince her, if not you'll never be able to earn her trust again. So, i suggest u introduce her to the other lady before she leaves for IB.[/quote]Thanks B.Barbie,but she already left without telling, this ll make things that much harder. think i ll give her sometime to calm down 1st

pls, how did you and boyfriend deal with that issue?? In my case, i did not have any text of that sort on my phone. This other girl is just easy on the endearments, she has a sweet name for nearly every person she knows

nwachineke00: my thoughts too...

my boyfriend did the same, chatting with chics on BB and talking all sorts with them ("I miss you" "can't wait to have you in my arms" bla bla bla). When I confronted him, he came up with the same bloody excuse abt not being intimate with them.... Like if it were you, how would you feel seriously??

totalbaby: I have a feeling she does those stuff to get back at you for your womanising ways. Anyways I don"t know what kinda relationship u are in or are u in an open relationship?

U seem to have your mind made up about me, am no womanizer. i take my present relationship very seriously. We have plans to tie the knot by october this year so no, its not an open relationship.
Also i dont think just because you have a man at home, u should dismember yourself from society.

[quote author=Mynd_44]But it does not mean she can't be jealous. She will get over it dude. Don't worry[/quote]She just left my place without telling me, now am in deep doodoo!

totalbaby: Ok to be on "the same level of trust". Just tell her to give her number out to another guy and she can go on lunch dates and receive calls and love messages from him.

I presently give her the priviledge to mix up with other guys and i dont monitor her calls(she received a call from a male friend, laughing and gisting for over 20mins last nite,tho she wasnt talkin to me.). If you are a pretty lady, am sure you get unsolicited love SMSs from guys. Sweety or Sweetheart is now a generic term not necessarily associated with lovers

[quote author=Mynd_44]So what makes you think she does not have to right to be angry? You have just said it used to bother you too na.[/quote]Yeah, it used to. But not anymore, at this stage in our relationship, i dont think any sensible lady would put it on the line just for a sleazy fling. Thats why i trust her not to f.up. I expect same level of trust from her.

[quote author=Mynd_44]He would rather ignore it[/quote]Am shattered, that you have such a low opinion about me.

smsgold: op pls answer d above question

i would ask her to explain, and if am satisfied i would let the matter die. She is a pretty lady and gets a lot of such text messages from guys. used to give me high bood pressure but am over it now.

It was the gurl that sent me the text, and thats the first time she said "i luv you. We work in the same building and eat the same place across the street. i seriously have no intention of dating her.

Tried talking to my girl last nite, zero response, at least i got a "bye" this mornin when i left for work. She leaves 2moro

Please house, can anyone define Joblessness?

"Sweedy, sorry i av not called you back, my boss has been on my case since morning. i ll call you once i close from work, luv u."

Thats the text my girlfriend saw on my phone this evening. And since then she has gone mute. Before friday evening, we had not seen each other for about 3months now, she is running her Msc in UI and just squeezed out some time to come see me.
Just last night, we had a talk where she questioned my fidelity and i boldy assured her there was no "substitute" despite how our long distance relationship keeps us apart for up to 4mths at a time.
I came back from work, dropped my phone carelesslly and went for a shower, but when i came out, the smilling "welcome back sweedy, how was your day" face had turnd to a Cruella Deville look alike with my phone in her hand.
Now WTF do i do? After my speech last night, how do i convince her am not cheating on her I met this oda girl in question about 3wks back,we chat,had lunch like twice but thats it. am just drawn to her cos of the open affection she expresses towards me but i have no intention of taking it futher than friendship. I luv my girl and in the 2yrs we have been together i have neva cheated on her or given her any hint that i might be.
How do i go about this, i need ur comments please.

I remember Peeing once and it was raining, the sun was shining and i can swear i saw a full moon on the horizon......
maybe that makes me a WARETIGER!!!

I cant Believe how fellow Nigerians have such a low regard for our law enforcement officers......its shameful, pathetic,disgraceful i tell ya!
While you are busy banging that bitch or snoring like a donkey in labour, those fearless men and women are up allnyte going bullet to bullet with all sorts of hoodlums and not to mention the elements!

Y'all should be ashamed of yourself.


(P.S: this is an attempt at Sarcasm)

It’s not every day you see a black iceberg; in fact, it may never be seen throughout a generation. So when one witness snapped a flick of such rarity, the post went bonkers on social news and entertainment website, Reddit.
CBS News reports the photo was posted by user Rundboll on Friday (Jan. 4) receiving over 1,000 comments and featured on the front page. According to The Canada Encyclopedia, the odd-coloured iceberg is a result of density differences. “Others may appear green, brown or black, or combinations of these colours. These icebergs have usually rolled over, exposing basal ice, or have emerged from below water level. The various colorations are caused by differences in density, air-bubble content and impurities.
For example, black ice is of high density and bubble free; dark layers indicate the presence of rock materials derived from the base of the parent glacier. Occasionally, rocks may be found on the original upper surface of the iceberg. As the iceberg melts, these materials precipitate into marine or lake sediments.”


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Zuckerberg is red-green colorblind, which means that the best color he can see is blue! We're sure that it's no coincidence that blue is the hue chosen to dominate the color palette of his ultra popular social networking website.
In other Zuck news, the interests listed on his Facebook profile are: "Eliminating Desire, Minimalism, Making Things, Breaking Things, Information Flow, Revolutions, and Openness." I don't even want to know what he means by "eliminating desire".

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