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she no even fine sef

no be this one e dey beat?

na everyday these ones dey buy jet

WowSweetGuy:
Please Help Me Judge. Did I Really Offend Her By Doing This?!

Excuse my grammatical blunders. I just feel like sharing this experience i had with my fiancee to be....

Yesterday being sunday, I decided to fix a movie and fun outing with my girl. I ordered a taxi from my base to her base to pick her up. She came looking fine and sweet to enjoy the sunday with...To cut the long story short to the main reason i'm posting this....

I came out of the taxi from the FRONT SEAT gave her a hug and opened the back door for her then closed the door to go back to my normal position, She gave me a bad look from nowhere, i asked her what's wrong, she told me to come to the back, the driver could hear us clearly, i playfully told her baby don't worry we have all day together u are even gonna spend the night at my crib, i sat at d front and told the taxi to go to the cinema. During the trip to the cinema i had a little conversation with the taxi guy, from nowhere again my lady told the taxi guy in a rude voice 'please oga face your driving and stop shaking me driving into potholes anyhow abeg'...later on again she told the taxi man to totally put off the low radio station that was playing in the car, the last time he had a call and received it on Bluetooth o,she shouted then very rude telling the man please just drop that call. That's when i cautioned her to take it easy na.

We arrived at the cinema, she told me i should give her transport to go back home that she doesn't feel like staying out again...I tried to pet her,she just abandoned me took a taxi and went home. She has refused picking my calls since yesterday. Im busy at work weekdays,i dont really have time to go to her house.

Ladies/Gentlemen please where did i really go wrong

you no get sense, the geh dey do like baby for back and you no give am slap, na why she dey do you any how na you are a big pvssy

the geh don too fvck na wetin cause am, if not she for fine

Pettyprincess:
Rich guy of course
Because if he's rich he automatically possesses the other three features
The power of money!!!

nooo tell us the truth i don't believe you, you look too beautiful and sound way too intelligent to be one of em shallow ladies.

abeg commot with your fry pan breast

bobrisky get range? hmmmmmm shei i no go turn geh like this so?

Ginaz:
The last two guards were killed and you want the op to risk his life for a mere 15k? You must be mad. My God!!! What sort of human being is this poster?

which job do you have for the op? didn't you hear he is suicidal? wouldn't it be better he dies doing his job? besides I will be providing him with a gun to protect himself

AwkaetitiBabe:
To go die untop 25k ba. Niggy swerve

it's 15k, learn to read

this one no be sch geh again o see as e set

AwkaetitiBabe:
Naaaa. Do u?

yes so slide

Adeyemo466:
Should I send u my CV ?? I can relocated to otta

e be like say u want make dem mine your skull abi?

AwkaetitiBabe:
wickedness

u do u have job for him?

Heineken:
Am seriously suffering. At 31 am still squatting. Am through with my service since 2014 but still no job. Am more than depressed... Am perplexed and am not thinking well. At my age I don't have even 1000 in my account. To eat, I have to visit friends...most times is just only breakfast and water at night. I don't want to die this way.. Am not happy. I applied civil defense. Don't know if anyone can help me.. Or any job.

Op how good are you with a gun? I have a farm at borno and I would like for someone to guard it the last two security guards were killed by herdsmen its 24 hours 7 days a week and it pays 15k accommodation will not be provided

Majlaw:
Suicide ke? Guy u are not alone... All I do is sleep and eat. I can't come and kill myself. Yes I am almost 30, I still dey eat for my papa house. God know say I don find work tire.

hahaha loser

lol

eewwwwww I don't even wanna sniff that pant

She no even fine sef and op that's a bubble not a balloon

DAVE41:
NEED A WORK

Gbagaun

BlackfireX:
Who is he?

his side chick wee soon tell u

frozen70g:
As if I care, even when we use pigin English to communicate

olodo are you still talking?

Learn to take to correction, na strong head na e make your life no good

naira marley can go

davido is just a jobless person,so he actually thinks we will believe that people left their lives to open instagram accountssssssss for a baby

choi why I no be nollywood producer na, I for don use d!ck clean their make up

She no even fine sef

frozen70g:
It can be spelt in any form just the way we have Favor and favour

I don die oooooooooooooo

WONDER
/ˈwʌndə/
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noun
1.
a feeling of amazement and admiration, caused by something beautiful, remarkable, or unfamiliar.
"he observed the intricacy of the ironwork with the wonder of a child"


WANDER
/ˈwɒndə/
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verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"


olodo

all these afonja sch sef

What's the colour of its blood?

frozen70g:
Just the same way you used you own do jazz, no wander you don't have any

No wonder you can't spell wonder

its official that baby don die, them just dey pose with toy so we no go laff them

Frankiss44:
Maybe babe your bitterness get PhD from Havard oh

She try trap davido with belle buh e no catch