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PoliticsRe: Extremely Bad Portions On Lagos-badagry Road (pictures) by kokoye(m): 5:09pm On Jan 30, 2013
I see very good roads here by Naija standards

Op..what's ur point..you dey see well well so?
PoliticsRe: If You Are The President Of Nigeria, What Will You Do Differently? by kokoye(m): 5:05pm On Jan 30, 2013
Democracy will never help to sort things out in Nigeria. So

- Throw all of those politicians who have embezzeled money in jail and throw away the key.

- Hang corrupt politicians / judges / police for all to see.

- No foreign schools or medicals for govt officials and their families. You have to agree to that before you join.

- I will give federal ministers a free hand to operate and select their teams. But if you fail, na your end be dat. You must sign an agreement form.

just a few.

I know this is an extreme but this is the only way the country can move forward. Nigeria is not like any other country..it is a unique place. And we the citizens celebrate money regardless of how it is made.
CultureRe: Why Do Nigerians Have A Problem With Self Disclosure? Blame it on the witches by kokoye(m): 3:41pm On Jan 30, 2013
If I notice you always laugh at me when things dont work, why should I tell you before it actually works..so you can laugh at me again?

Also, I dont like having to give bad news. Why tell you I'm up to something and then have to tell you it did not work out? why dont I wait until it works out before telling you?
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Yusuf Rearrested Over Police Pension Scheme by kokoye(m): 11:10pm On Jan 29, 2013
Things are getting better in Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Welcomes Baby Aliona by kokoye(m): 8:09pm On Jan 22, 2013
onila: baby mama

marry her,dumb fuc-k
How are you so sure she wants to be married?

The guy must always be the villain..right?
FamilyRe: Why Do Parents Send Their Kids To Boarding Schools? by kokoye(m): 7:32pm On Jan 18, 2013
So they can continue the honeymoon ......??
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Lagos. Inspects Police College. by kokoye(m): 4:43pm On Jan 18, 2013
eagle,eye:
Bros GEJ, why the eye service na?
Eye service or not, he is doing something.

Keep quiet.

If he didnt go there, you would be crying as well.
RomanceRe: Why Would A Lady Ask A Guy About His Genotype? by kokoye(m): 11:20pm On Jan 17, 2013
Is this a trick question??
RomanceRe: HELP!!!! Should I End The Relationship Or NOT by kokoye(m): 11:18pm On Jan 17, 2013
Why were you going thru his phone ..does he go thru you phone looking for trouble?

smh @ the responses...mostly females of course..damn emotional freaks.

Why dont you nicely ask him if anything is bothering him? He might be having some issues at work for all you know..or it could be something else.

Try to be his girlfriend for once and try to talk to him before coming to baseless conslusions..he may genuinely need help.

Instead of being a diva.
RomanceRe: Genuine Question For The Guys by kokoye(m): 11:09pm On Jan 17, 2013
Mindependent: Fucking cunts angry
Is this supposed to make guys fall in love with you or become attracted to you?
RomanceRe: How Many Male Nairalanders Can Boldly Say AMEN To This Prayer? by kokoye(m): 11:06pm On Jan 17, 2013
Amen.

Next..
Car TalkRe: Advice On First Car To Buy by kokoye(m): 8:17pm On Jan 17, 2013
Go for the 2004 Toyota Corolla (hatchback)

..for the reasons you listed.
RomanceRe: Can You Allow A Native Doctor To Predict Your Future Partner? by kokoye(m): 5:00pm On Jan 17, 2013
Religious leaders are allowed to do it everyday.

what else is new?
RomanceRe: What Are Things You Can Do And Cannot Do For Love by kokoye(m): 4:58pm On Jan 17, 2013
If you cannot do anything for love..then you are not in it.

btw, love is overated ojare.
FamilyRe: Man Marries Mother-in-law After Death Of Wife by kokoye(m): 4:57pm On Jan 17, 2013
He's been eyeing the cougar ever before the wife died ojare....and vice-versa.

Guy, go get some lubrication ready cos you gon need it.

and maybe adult diapers
RomanceRe: Man Stays In Tree For 9-months After Wife Refuses To Apologize by kokoye(m): 4:17pm On Jan 17, 2013
Send a snake up the tree.

You wont have to beg him.
CrimeRe: 2 Friends Arrested For Molesting A Girl In Lagos by kokoye(m): 4:12pm On Jan 17, 2013
Were these guys known friends ..or just strangers that inteved her to a party and she agreed to go to a party with them without any backup?

The response to this question will help to decide what to say to the girl: sorry or be wise next time.

Abuse is unacceptable but we also need to be careful and wary of the crowd we keep. Regardless of what is done to those guys, the deed has been done and it may have been avoided if she's taken a friend along.
FashionRe: Melting Tights -Would You Wear Them? by kokoye(m): 3:41pm On Jan 17, 2013
Bishop4bella: Ladies and dis their seduce clothing lipsrsealed
Hail Mary moment.

Halleluyah!!!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Nigerian Police College, Ikeja by kokoye(m): 10:39pm On Jan 16, 2013
Nigeria is getting better.
RomanceRe: Can You Date Your Ex Again by kokoye(m): 6:29pm On Jan 16, 2013
Yes I can.

There was I reason I dated her once. So yea we broke up..but we can learn from it and become better at it.

My uncle and his wife dated for 5 years, stayed apart for another 5, got back together and got married right away after realising they were meant for each other. They have been happily married for 23 years.

#Maturity
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Man's Friendship With A Crocodile by kokoye(m): 5:57pm On Jan 16, 2013
Friends indeed..until the croc decides to be the animal it was born to be.

Leave that 'friend' hungry for 3 days ..then leave your arm in it's jaws and see what happens.
CrimeRe: 18 Human Heads Found In Airport Shipment by kokoye(m): 5:28pm On Jan 16, 2013
Ori o Ori o damilohun o

Ori o Ori o se temi fun mi

How many heads again? grin
EntertainmentRe: Man Wins $10,000 For Making 'Ugliest Face' In The World by kokoye(m): 4:51pm On Jan 16, 2013
Some people do not have to make an ugly face.

Ugly is their face.
PoliticsRe: World Bank: Poverty Has Reduced In Nigeria by kokoye(m): 4:47pm On Jan 16, 2013
REVOLUTNIS: But not in the north, it is increasing there everyday
People are deliberately kept poor for a reason in the north. So they can be utilized as tools..boko haram?

Never trust a hungry/poor man. He can sell his soul for food.
RomanceRe: Can You Elope With Your Lover At The Expense Of Your Career by kokoye(m):
Now that's true love.

Dumb move at times like this ...but real love.

But who knows..they might end up victorious..and the end justifies the means.

Sebi love is supposed to be blind? there you have it folks.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ever Been Disturbed By Generator Noise At Night? by kokoye(m): 5:26pm On Jan 10, 2013
The thing is really bad and worrisome. In my area once there is no light the whole area automatically into war noisy zone especially at night. You can't sleep nor rest. Generator`s noises and smokes everywhere. But small and big gen. It is the same thing at your area? Share your experiences since nepa light is nothing to trust[/quote]Is this why Andrew checked out?
CultureRe: How Is A Balloon Called In Your Dialect? by kokoye(m): 5:22pm On Jan 07, 2013
blon-blon
EntertainmentRe: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by kokoye(m): 6:14pm On Jan 04, 2013
Good. Keep it all within the igbo family grin

No tribalism detected in this case
FamilyRe: Being The Only Male Or Female Child: How Does It Feel Like? by kokoye(m): 6:09pm On Jan 04, 2013
lakefist: its boredomness especially wen ure d only male child
I no fit shout o.
FamilyRe: Being The Only Male Or Female Child: How Does It Feel Like? by kokoye(m): 5:52pm On Jan 04, 2013
After my brother died, i became the only son with 2 sisters..of course they tried to have another son twice but both turned out to be girls. I remember how I cried whenever my mom came home with another girl and I had to be bribed with toy guns, sweets and soccer balls. Growing up, I missed having a brother - there was noone to support me or cover up my tracks. Those 'girls' were goody too shoes and always snitched on me.

But..thank God for his goodness. I love my sisters to death and now that we are all grown and out of the house, we take good care of our parents.

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