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Na egbe dem take carry am in the middle of the night. Just hope it doesnt land on a powerline

If you can't fart infront of me and you can call me ur boyfriend...something's wrong with you.

I want to know you both at ur best and your worst!

They were referring to the fruit..not the phone. Damn!

How to treat a man is very simple.

1. food
2. tease him - show some skin when you are alone with him
3. sex
4. recognize when he needs some alone time - AND LET HIM HAVE IT!!!

Simple.

Chop banana till you go yo.....................

There's NO WAY anyone can tell me this was not a setup!!

Mean, Cruel, Evil, ...but FUNNNNNNYYYYY!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iekhz3ha74I

So...who actually got paid..the omo oniles or the govt officials?

The culprits should be brought to book..and I'm thinking these are govt officials or boys working for them.

So.

Which one is it

Azonto ...or Alingo?

onigbese

o fe fi gbese se big boy

May God continue to provide o...because that lady likes to shop!

If she makes money from this..

females beware...kidnappers will start slicing n dicing mammary glands in traffic.

I only feel for guys with man boobsies

I approve this message.

Fleming's left hand rule

IkeNwanyiCalaba: i does not agree with you. your advice is nothing but bad character. u encourage breakup and divorses for the advice. for the fiance to calling at that time shows important of issue in discuss. why cannot the man say excuse me to other mens and step outside picking the call? what if the fiance is in critical emergencies? not picking the call may be catostrophical in conclusion. my felow mens, we should learn devote times to ur ladies becaus it is excellent.
ss for the poster, you does not have to be defeted. seat him down and talk senses in him. i belief he will repent. may God help your marriages. amen.

Simply becos I do not agree with your post, I will point out some your weapons of mass destruction! I dont even care if your post is a joke.

- i does not agree with you
- cannot the man say excuse me to other mens and step outside picking the call
- what if the fiance is in critical emergencies
- my felow mens
- you does not have to be defeted
- seat him down and talk senses in him
- i belief he will repent

Yea, I am a learner ..yab me all you want.

sage_: Don't tell me you are married. Please inbox me @ sage.mangel@yahoo.com. I have already told my mom about you. She is expecting me to bring you home.

Ole!
Barawo!!
Thief!!!
Army Roba!!!!
Jaguda!!!!!

You no see from her post say she don marry?

You must be a learner

btw Uju, how many new male followers have you gained with that your post..apart from me of course?

Can a man at least breathe a minute??

If it's that important...send him a text message!

dang!

Ujujoan: Fist off, if he's in a public bar, the noise will be too much for you guys to have a reasonable conversation. It'll be better if you waited for him to get home.
Secondly, what is so important that you couldn't wait for a 90mins game to be over?
This is one area I don't interfere with in my man's life . .
I used to think football was just a game until I met him . . To these fanatics, it's more than a game. It's like their life!
Every day Chelsea has an important match to play, I pray and fast for them to win cos if they lose, I'll have a lottttt of consoling to do!
I won't lie, it used to be veeeeery annoying, but that's men and football!
Just because he's your fiance doesn't mean his life has to end . .
What will you do when you guys are married with kids crying and running all over the place, and his ignoring you and concentrating on SS because champions league finals is on
Abeg no drink panadol for unnecessary headache!

This is why I love you Uju!!

Can someone please show me how to apply for a LASMA job?

That's the next easiest way to make money noawadays..next to kidnapping and politics.

Those boys must be delivering to Fashola and Tinubu seriously o...they've just created another ATM for them.

At least he's good at setting up committees..

give him his props

*last to comment*

if I was in naija (lagos to be specific) I would hang around work to chill out and avoid traffic, talk to friends n business people for opportunities, leave for home when traffic has slowed, fire up the generator and a/c for the night and hit the sack. Wkds would be devoted solely to the family. #reality.

I dont live in lagos so it is convenient to go home after work..that's what I do.

wwwkaycom:
I partly disagree with you
There is no partiality in God says the holy books
God gives opportunity to all but favours only those who fulfils His requirements

Really..?

Who deserves to die?
who deserves to be born with cancer?
People are struggling, hoping and suffering in Nigeria...they ALL deserve it?
Kids born blind..they deserve it
Nigerian politicians enjoying their loot at present and their children looking better than the rest of us..they deserve it?

A lot of people 'fulfilled His requirements' but they still died prematurely. what are you going to do about it?

It is not by power nor might..nor because you know how to do it.... but by His grace.

You dont have to deserve it. Ask for His grace.

@ op ...

why dont you compare them wearing the exact same thing...how hard is that?

pennywise pound foolish or better still...kobowise; naira foolish

If you have been in a crash, noone will beg you before you get a real insurance

I dont know if you believe in God...but even He shows favoritsm.

Life is not fair..nothing will change that.

The prayer is to find favor with the people who matter...

If everything works well, MNP is a good thing.

But, IT IS OPTIONAL.

MNP just gives you the opportunity to move your number to another provider IF YOU CHOOSE TO....you can still keep your SIMs from others providers

So I dont get why the OP is trying to discourage it...I dont even know what hidden agenda can be behind this.

It is not by force..and no-one has said you cant keep your other SIMs and number because you have ported one number.

This is a question for my oga at the ....

@ OP

Hence reason you are talking about them..and ur thread made front page.

Be grateful to them

Thank God for IVF...

Who knows where it's been (inside bra, paiint, koste, yeri, armpit)?

God help us

shymexx: Bro., your love-vendor game is rubbish, you need to grab a seat, and learn from the OGs..

Tricking isn't about scheming for food and being hungry - it's deeper than rap and deep fryer...

You are the one who got my post mixed up.

Calm down and read it again..then maybe....

T-john:
15 secondary schools in Mashegu local government area of the state has only one Arabic teacher each who teaches all the other subjects including Mathematics and English.

No wonder.....

If the friend is the kiss n tell type..or the type that runs his mouth after a bottle of beer, it aint happening.