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It's just a festive period generally..even for non-xtians.

- It's the last month of the year...end of year bonuses

- It's the month of xmas...decorations..gifts..parties

- Even in the office, people do less work and more jolly

- More sex because of the chilly, cold harmataneous weather

I once shed 'tears' to make a babe drop her pants...told her she gave me blue balls

Seriously though, I lost a child before...at birth. Plus looking at my wife with wires going in and out of her body just broke me down.

Sad day.

To God be the glory.

go watch Chris Rock's documentary - Good Hair.

T_Bademosi: This guys genes are very stronger

Hallelu....halleluyahhhhhh

If I tell him i'm still a virgin nko...what will he do ....finger me to see if I'm lying??

Disneyworld with my family

As a young boy, after watching Arelu (a yrouba movie back in the 80s), I went into my dad's room, picked his unloaded gun and aimed at the door. This was the exact moment my mom decided to walk in...she nearly passed out. Of course that was the last time I ever saw a gun in the house.

But now bring a father myself, I dont have a gun in the house but I do have a weapon in our bedroom. My wife was totally against..the stuff is still in our room..handy whenever needed but she knows nothing about it. It is a sports equipement but can surely be used to disable an intruder.

If you watch local news anywhere in the U.S, no one will need to tell you before you get something to protect urself with. Local news will make you paranoid.

I'm not hoping for anything to happen but better to be prepared to defend my household.

^^^

I know ..just joking.

btw, how can you really prove it's 'legal' ...especially in naija?

You said 'lovers' o ..so:


- recharge card

- party time

- touchdown debe (alomo bitter)

- suya

- massage

- alaanu

- uncle

^^^

Who cares about 'legally'??

Even if the girl no gree you 'debe' again, you can always recall the previous 'debe' session(s). But that one sef fit be torture o

With all the 'Canada' she was dropping while calling out Dino as the father, you would think she would go give birth in Canada.

Dino don fashi her tru tru be dat o. ego don peme.

I see what the white people told us to be the face of Jesus

cool though

I dont believe this one bit. Someone just made this up....and they know Kim is an easy target.

Money nko?

My passwords include ekiti,urhobo and fulani words...plus tribal marks.

Come try crack am now..

they probably used up their western clothes and had to end up with the weekend clothes - natives

or ...the weekend mood starts on friday.

blink182: Lol, una de fear bad death?

who cares if it is good or bad? death na death.

On ther other hand, i recently heard from a reliable source that Overland aircrafts are indeed safe, they are just scary to fly because of the nature of their engines..which rarely crash.

But still, I'll pass

Been a best man before '95...and it came with free correct armani suit and brogue shoes from yankee. As a college student at the time, of course I was happy to do anything...I even smile pass the groom sef

who know like better awoof now?

lol

I don hear o....not worth the stress...and I dey use blood pressure medication LOL.

culture, tradition and society beliefs.

Poverty is also part of it. Some believe that having loads of daughters will make them rich in future - at least one will land a rich man.

I did all and more.

- Did you fart and try to squeeze ur bum so the smell wont get out?

- whenever you did something bad, did you read "The Lord is my shepherd 5 times" so you wont be punished?

- when you had a boil, did you remove dirt from your ear-drum and rub it on the boil?

- did you use spit to moisten a patch of dry skin?

- did you jump from an uncompleted 2-storey building to win a 10kobo bet? 10 kobo would buy you 20 candies or sweets at the time.


whatever....

Road! ...I'm waking up early to avoid the traffic..and hopefully the churches.

Thanks guys

k2039: His pastorial licence should be withdrawn immediately

Which license..the one he created for himself??

Pastors no dey go seminary nowadays o...certificates are now self inflicted!

Women call it 'initial reaction' BS in my opinion.

She needs to be ignored until she calms down...then talk some sense into her obloganta.

Opoki: I deal with that on a daily basis.
Trust me, nagging wife are lovely wife, so cunning that they could cheat without you knowing cos u'll always want to avoid her trouble.

I'm talking from experiance, so, find out what ur spouse is doing when u both aint together!

So how has this response helped the OP?

Kini big deal?

Isnt the person 'your lover'?

The man resigned before they could impeach him...

"The Deputy governor, who has beaten the members of the State House of Assembly who had perfected plans to impeach him, announced his resignation about 6 p.m. Wednesday 31st October, 2012, after news of the moves to impeach him was confirmed by a reliable source."

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/10/akwa-ibo/

Until a Nigerian president, governor, senator or house or rep member resigns, I cannot be impressed.

Deputy Governor na figurehead. They only get what the governor devices to give them.

inteltrust: their attire looks like devil worshippers

really??

what do devil worshippers wear?

weekdays it is then

thanks again