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Foreign AffairsRe: Pizza Shop Offers Discount To Gun-Owners by kokoye(m): 4:08pm On Feb 25, 2013
So...what happens if some dumbo takes a loaded gun and it mistakenly goes off and kills.

They will blame Obama for that again?
FamilyRe: Pictures Of Daddies Carrying Their Kids & Working by kokoye(m): 3:06pm On Feb 25, 2013
@ OP,

If you saw your brother like this, wont you get mad and rain curses at his wife? You will claim she's using jazz on your brother.

Some naija females want something but they are not ready for it!

Our culture is not ready for it.
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Keith O'brien Resigns As Archbishop by kokoye(m): 3:02pm On Feb 25, 2013
This was bound to happen anyway.

In a colony full of Hot 'bones', what do you expect?

It is just like a prison - they s.h.a.g what they see.
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy & Iyanya Dancing Azonto (Pictures) by kokoye(m): 3:00pm On Feb 25, 2013
Is that how to dance azonto?

One can easily tell if azonto is the dance step..even from pictures.

They are not dancing azonto.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Renovation At The Police College In Ikeja by kokoye(m): 7:04pm On Feb 22, 2013
@ OP

We know what we saw and they were not colored fences. Show us what the rooms, toilets and bathrooms look like now ...then we will decide if there are actual renovation.

How much did they pay you?

you go soon buy Infinity too abi? I no blame you ojare.
CrimeRe: Laspotech Girl Beaten To Death By Boyfriend. by kokoye(m): 3:45pm On Feb 22, 2013
born2fuck: ....she always complained to her that her boyfriend, Abuchi always beat her at the slightest provocation.
RIP but ...some people truly enjoy abuse. why do you continue to stay with some that always beats you up?

Some species and this so-called love sha...smh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ghost Caught On CCTV In UK by kokoye(m): 6:07pm On Feb 21, 2013
Life is truly not fair.

Some people just choose to be dumb because it makes them feel better...??

I can remove the ghost from the footage then report the video...how's that?

or make the ghost an ijebu man with tribal marks
RomanceRe: Man Sells Kidney To Buy Engagement-Ring, Gets Dumped by kokoye(m): 5:50pm On Feb 21, 2013
Na who send am make e go sell im kidney?

I no blame the girl one bit...na the guy be mumu-square
RomanceRe: She Sent Me Toothpaste On Valentine's Day!! by kokoye(m): 5:45pm On Feb 21, 2013
The girl truly loves you...she's doing you a big favor. lol

Like the girl who gave me an unbrella as a valentine gift back in 1991. I asked why and she said it's for protection from the sun since I walk too much!

True love right dia!!
FamilyRe: One-year-old Baby Bites Snake To Death by kokoye(m): 5:47pm On Feb 19, 2013
jmoore: looks like an earthworm, I was expecting a 6ft snake smiley
snake na snake bro.
FamilyRe: One-year-old Baby Bites Snake To Death by kokoye(m): 5:41pm On Feb 19, 2013
TB Joshua predicted it.
BusinessRe: Are more British-born Nigerians moving back to Nigeria ? by kokoye(m): 3:20pm On Feb 19, 2013
Phonon: Many are coming back home because they realised they can make more money here without questions asked than they would if they remained in the UK.THEY SHOULD NOT TELL US THAT THE LOVE OF NIGERIA BROUGHT THEM BACK.
Thank you
PhonesRe: The Nigerian Blackberry Adventure - An Interesting Phenomenon by kokoye(m): 9:51pm On Feb 15, 2013
Francheezy: blackbeRRy...i 8 stuffs dat r c0mm0n nd everyb0dy uses....alm0st eRR1 naw haz a bb jst 4 sh0w...am sure if u axe 0ne 0f d!z bb babes her 0S, she g0 jst la enu le (0pen maut wide)
what language is this??

Dang..I'm old!
Music/RadioRe: Wande Coal - My Way by kokoye(m): 7:47pm On Feb 14, 2013
Naijalane: Hmm Naija Music, It must be all about GIRLS.
I guess 'Top of the World' by D'banj is also about girls
RomanceRe: What If Your Partner Gives You Nothing On Valentine's Day? by kokoye(m): 3:27pm On Feb 13, 2013
She's all the gift I want.
RomanceRe: Celebrating Valentine With Your Partner In A Long Distance Relationship? by kokoye(m): 3:48pm On Feb 12, 2013
both get on skype with no clothes on?

my 2 cents
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny Ways You Communicated Before GSM Came To Nigeria by kokoye(m): 3:57pm On Feb 11, 2013
Then, if someone simply promised to help put on "Curriculum Vitae" on the Internet, you felt as if you already got a job abroad. lol
SportsRe: Why Did Most Nigerians Support Burkina Faso Against Ghana? by kokoye(m): 5:09pm On Feb 07, 2013
onitshaigbo: ...even though we are the Giant of Africa.
my foot
RomanceRe: Ladies Please List Valentine Gifts You Will Love To Receive by kokoye(m): 5:04pm On Feb 07, 2013
abeg gi am roll on and body spray.
CrimeRe: Fraudster Uses Jonathan, Dangote’s Pictures To Dupe Victims by kokoye(m): 5:40pm On Feb 05, 2013
wellmax: Typical Nigerian, blame the victim instead of the criminal.
Yup, I ALSO blame the suckers who will fall for such.

The criminals are what they are called already - we know that.
BusinessRe: Is There A Peak Age For Entrepreneurship ? by kokoye(m):
Gogetta: No. Colonel Sanders founded KFC at 66.
Is he a Nigerian living in Nigeria?

Things like that dont happen in Nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Happy 28th Birthday To Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro by kokoye(m): 4:24pm On Feb 05, 2013
If this guy was Nigerian, he would be lying for sure.

and his countrymen would star the conspiracy theories

Thank your stars you are not Nigerian.
CrimeRe: Fraudster Uses Jonathan, Dangote’s Pictures To Dupe Victims by kokoye(m): 4:17pm On Feb 05, 2013
I blame the stupid people who will fall for such...
SportsRe: Activist Prays For Mali To Defeat Nigeria by kokoye(m): 4:15pm On Feb 05, 2013
Boko Haram dey use Facebook??

Na wah o..i thought they were against anything from the west.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Has A Vehicle Ever Splashed Water On You On The Road? by kokoye(m): 4:12pm On Feb 05, 2013
@ OP,

what is shameful about being splashed water when you're innocently walking on the side the road?

wrong use of words...maybe.

more like annoying
HealthRe: Do These Exercises If You Work Daily On Computers by kokoye(m): 5:31pm On Feb 01, 2013
No need for all these.

Use ergonomic chairs and get up to walk around every once in a while.

Shikena
BusinessRe: Funny/unrealistic Terms Used By Information Marketers by kokoye(m): 5:30pm On Feb 01, 2013
From the weight loss marketer:

Tummy blaster!
FashionRe: Are Civilians Who Wear Camouflage Molested By The Army? by kokoye(m): 5:28pm On Feb 01, 2013
quin9: I've said the one I knw,u can ask a millitary man or check a library for millitary constitution,they may go about it the wrong way,but atleast u'll knw ur right.
after you have been beaten to a state of pulp..what does it matter that you are right...in Nigeria?

@ OP ...it's not a risk I would take in naija.
RomanceRe: My Experience. by kokoye(m): 9:35pm On Jan 31, 2013
^^^

So...where did you see the word 'hate' in my post?
RomanceRe: My Experience. by kokoye(m): 7:15pm On Jan 31, 2013
And after you have succeeded in succeeding in life, what next ...who will you enjoying the success with?

Then you start calling girls gold-diggers.

You're as broke as a church rat now and a girl is looking for you..you're posing. smh
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Men Beat Their Wives? by kokoye(m): 7:12pm On Jan 31, 2013
Tis same thread has been created like 75 billions times already and the answer is always the same.
RomanceRe: Which Is More Expensive To Maintain, A Lady Or A Car? by kokoye(m): 7:00pm On Jan 31, 2013
dont forget you will still have to buy a car for the lady grin

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