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PropertiesNeed: 4 nos 3 Bedroom Flats In One Building & Compound In Utako Jabi, Abuja by kolokolobi(op):
We are in need of a building containing 4 nos 3 bedroom flats only for lease utako/ jabi districts of abuja. Utako market side excluded. Availability of BQ will be an advantage. Neat finishing. Ample parking space, serene environment a priority. Direct instruction please. Send me a PM.
PetsRe: Pitbull Adult(female) For Sale by kolokolobi(m): 5:15pm On Aug 18, 2015
Well its gotten to the point that I now feel pity for this particular dog. Why is it being rejected by being sold and why is no one buying for how long now.
Please someone should buy this dog. Please.
HealthRe: Photo Of The Deplorable State Of The UNIPORT Teaching Hospital by kolokolobi(m): 5:07pm On Aug 18, 2015
Facilities Management is the answer. It can be a bit puzzling to find higher institutions who teach you and churn out the Human resources of the nation lacking the know how and maybe resources to practice the professions they teach. This particular case is even more alarming as its a university teaching hospital.
By the way there's what is called sick building syndrome. It's an irony it's coming to mind at this point.
FamilyRe: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by kolokolobi(m): 8:06am On Aug 17, 2015
When you are invited to her bedroom a day after you know you have committed a crime. Then you no its pay day.
PetsRe: Olx Fraud by kolokolobi(m): 6:14pm On Aug 15, 2015
Wrong section. Looks like someone's in love.
Good try though.
PetsRe: Help! His Dog Is Dying by kolokolobi(m): 9:31am On Aug 13, 2015
But starch and draw soup? For a dog? Wow.
PetsRe: f by kolokolobi(m): 10:13pm On Aug 12, 2015
Ok
PetsRe: f by kolokolobi(m): 9:19pm On Aug 12, 2015
One month. Straightened ears already. Please check it's date of birth again.
PetsRe: Instalmental Payment Option Now Available by kolokolobi(m): 8:42pm On Aug 11, 2015
Ok.
PetsRe: Instalmental Payment Option Now Available by kolokolobi(m): 4:15pm On Aug 11, 2015
What if I'm not satisfied with available liters, in a manna of speaking. Do I get a refund or how does it work? I'm thinking the least you could do is let me know or see what I'm paying for or the progenitors so I can at least envisage my investment.
Please don't think I'm trying to burst your bubble I'm just playing out scenarios which could be reality.
BusinessRe: Is Gtbank not loosing it? (photos) by kolokolobi(m): 11:08am On Aug 11, 2015
That's part of what I'm saying. Gtb was not meant to have such wide branch network. However the cbn rule that made account opening requirements a flat bed across all banks attracted a customer base gtb would not have considered. However people got drawn to gtb cos of an expected excellent customer experience which had filled the air. Now they can't cope with the crowd.
BusinessRe: Is Gtbank not loosing it? (photos) by kolokolobi(m): 10:04pm On Aug 10, 2015
I had the opportunity to learn a thing or two about what some banks are going through. I'd concentrate in gtb since that's the one in focus.
Gtb and a few banks had set out with a strategy to focus their business on high networth individuals and corporate bodies. This strategy, differentiated, is meant to deliver high end timely quality experience to this customer band. So you'd notice they had small buildings, tiny banking halls compared to some others like Union, first etc. This was for few high networth customers. Unfortunately the Sanusi cbn Era quashed what you may call discriminatory account opening criteria which some banks had defined to attract only that market segment. So with 5k anyone, absolutely any one could open an account with any bank. This could not happen with some banks which included gtb.
So it is a case of all banks now chasing same types of customers unlike before and thus their strategic outlay was disrupted, quality of service tainted and they currently don't have an answer for it yet.
PetsRe: Instalmental Payment Option Now Available by kolokolobi(m): 6:36pm On Aug 10, 2015
Good plan.
But I ask. It's a payment plan for an unborn pup or what since you said, as for rare breeds, they might not be available or what. I'm thinking a payment plan is for what is available but procession takes place on full redemption. Do educate me.
PetsRe: Eddy Needs Help by kolokolobi(m): 2:45pm On Aug 10, 2015
The poster above me if I get him or her right tried to say some interesting things. However I noticed it is still a pup at just four and half months. It is possible that a new experience caused this since like you said it had always been a jolly good fellow. It is also possible a family member abused it. Like the poster above I mentioned said you may need to help it regain it's confidence very gradually. Remember it's still a pup. Along the line you may discover what who or where brought on the fear factor, if I may call it that.
PetsRe: Eddy Needs Help by kolokolobi(m): 8:29am On Aug 10, 2015
How old is the dog?
PetsRe: Eddy Needs Help by kolokolobi(m): 4:56pm On Aug 09, 2015
How old is the dog? What was it's temperament like before this change? Did you take it to a very new experience, place, sound etc. Is there a member of the family that it's fond of that's no longer around. Did you or any one in family physically abuse or verbally attack another person in its presence? Was it also physically or emotionally abused? Did it loose it's position in the pack as in a new pet or even any present pet move up above its place in hierarchy? Do you know a rule in the pack that it might have broken like stealing of food or messing up an area or just picking the tissue role messing up the convenience area. And is now scared you'd find out.
Just a few questions to ponder on. Urinating under tension could be medical or emotional. This sounds more of tension than medical even though I don't know how to confirm the medical side.
DISCLAIMER : I'M NO VET, DOG SPECIALIST OR WHISPERER. I JUST LOVE DOGS.
TV/MoviesRe: One Film You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching? by kolokolobi(m): 9:16am On Aug 09, 2015
Ray.
Music, life, love, imperfections of our humanity, hope, bitterness, friendship, business, prejudice, time, places etc all in one. Jamie fox killed it. Simply put.
CrimeRe: Security Alert!!! Watchout For Hoodlums On The Apongbon Stretch Of Eko Bridge by kolokolobi(m): 4:11pm On Aug 05, 2015
On a recent visit to Lagos I was heading to the airport from ikoyi with a driver and colleague. Just before adeniji Adele bridge I heard a bust tire sound. We all alighted so the tyre could be changed and within a few minutes a languid lad walked from across the multi Lane road. I stood by as the driver rebuffed his so called intent to help. Within a few minutes they had become two. The second must have had one of his eyes popped as he was blind in that eye. He was now more daring and was saying they must be 'settled' as we were in their area. He made a call on his phone and I could decipher him telling who ever it was that there's a big man around. I looked up and saw two more making their way towards us.
I noticed our driver whisper to my colleague and then signaled me to follow him. In quick step he was off across the road, I followed in tow trying to match his pace. He looked back and raised his voice at me to catch up with him. Since I know he could only do that if he was insane I ran after him. One of guys trailed us as we meandered through a plank bridge to emerge within an estate. I heard it's called jakande.
Apparently he had asked the colleague to walk up to the police check point under the bridge who confirmed they, the policemen, agreed to stand guard while the tyre change takes place. But for a fee.
I was advised to take a taxi to a hotel and wait while they sort it out. I gave the driver 7k as he might need it for the 'guard fee'. I went to a hotel on the mainland and let them know my location. They joined me after over an hour. The police stood guard. The tyre was changed. They collected their fee while the hoodlums crossed to the other side trying to stone the party.
I only imagine a female, alone in that situation when it had become dark. Meanwhile the policemen where in sight and just out of hearing range. I'm sure they could make out the scenario but just watched rather. SMH.
PetsRe: Male German Shepherd Puppy For Sale 07039167779 Also Available On Whatsapp by kolokolobi(m): 8:59pm On Aug 01, 2015
Nairaland pet section guys have unwanted intruder (scam) sensors grin grin on high alert. Just like their dogs.
PetsRe: See Me See Wahala O by kolokolobi(m): 9:37pm On Jul 31, 2015
Let her know who's in charge. Who determines whose welcome or not. She is also intelligent enough to know she ceases to be the Centre of attraction when any female is around grin grin grin.... So the the animosity.
PetsRe: Who Has An Idea Of How Much A Month Old Alsatian Can Go For? by kolokolobi(m): 7:45pm On Jul 28, 2015
You can also put up their pics and I dare say pics of patents too. Leave your contacts and interested peeps will flag you down.
PetsRe: Pitbull(female Adult) &samoyed Male Puppies 4 Sale by kolokolobi(m): 5:29pm On Jul 20, 2015
Please someone should buy this pitbull abeg. Please abeg.
CareerRe: The Ladies In My Office Are Milking Me Dry. by kolokolobi(m): 4:17pm On Jul 20, 2015
In my younger days of yore as a fresh graduate at a consultancy firm, the OP reminds me of myself. One day I was so broke I didn't know who to turn to. As I browsed through all my suits I saw some good money I never thought I had. Then I practiced over and over again how to say..... I can actually. But I won't. I practiced it so well I actually started saying it with a smile.
Try that OP. Say it to them. I can actually. But I won't. with a smile. You'd be glad you did.
PetsRe: Diary of my Dog Cooper. by kolokolobi(m): 4:23am On Jul 19, 2015
Shout out to deeptesting and Cooper of course.
BusinessRe: How Do I Market And Advertise My Guest House To The Public. by kolokolobi(m): 4:15am On Jul 19, 2015
All I'm seeing here are peeps trying to weight in on an opportunity for the OPs marcomms budget. None is going through the other parts of the marketing plan and how to arrive at the marketing programme. Smh
PetsRe: Meet My Wonder 12 Weeks Old Rottweiler...... General Lou by kolokolobi(m): 5:22pm On Jul 18, 2015
I give you the benefit of a doubt but I see those ear straightening out like a typical gsd. Along with the snout there a gsd strain in this dog. But I believe you. Show us a pic in two three months time.
PetsRe: Transformation Of My Sick Caucasian by kolokolobi(m): 2:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
barcaboi:
date Proteegee or Seun and u get 1 free or u date me...Just kidding. ....when the time comes; u'd get and u'd be happy u did
Date for cauc?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Experienced Facilities Manager Needed by kolokolobi(op): 2:29am On Jul 18, 2015
If I know them well, you're wrong mister.
PetsRe: Meet My Wonder 12 Weeks Old Rottweiler...... General Lou by kolokolobi(m): 8:49pm On Jul 17, 2015
Rot?
BusinessRe: How Do I Market And Advertise My Guest House To The Public. by kolokolobi(m): 6:21pm On Jul 17, 2015
Further more OP you could consider a cheap but deliberate CSR... Corporate social responsibility actions. It maybe to get your staff to clean up the street where you're located. Or a major adjourning Street. Of course you'd let everyone one know it xyz great house doing it.
What are your add ons. Complementing services. Discount weekend bonanza etc.
My job takes around quite a bit and you'd be shocked I know exactly where to stay in any town in approximately 20 States in Nigeria depending on my itinerary in that city or town. On a visit to Lagos that allows me a weekend I have a lovely hide out in lekki with a pool and the beach at proximity. While if I have long days I will choose another location that will make me avoid the mad annoying traffic in Lagos. So why will I or any one choose to come to your guest house. You must give me a value that your competitors can not easily imitate or your delivering it on another level.
Are your staff well trained. Are they into this annoying habit of hotel staff that never have change or you'd have to beg to get your change back. Are your security guys demanding tips from your guests. Are your staff doing their job with a smile as this friendly attitude alone can make a big mark on your revenue. What is the culture of your guest house. Is there a 60 second rule to power changes. Does your cable subscription expire to which you start apologizing to guests to bear with you. Are your rooms sparkling clean. White sheets. regularly changed blankets or do guests stumble into used condoms once in a while etc.
Are your plumbing systems tight. You'd be shocked how a dripping sink kept me awake one night and of course the management didn't like what I had to say that night. Do your toilets flush perfectly. Are your insect nets intact and clean. Are your curtains so dusty on opening that a gush of wind would send an asthma patient to an emergency ward.

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