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Romance › Re: Men, Do Not Kiss And Tell. by Kondomatic(m): 9:01am On May 12, 2017
Guys should not kiss and tell bahhuh


You're not aware that some women come together to give tips to a fellow who's going on a date and then come back later to share the gist.


They discuss everything, starting with the size of his Johnson
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders And Their Personalities. by Kondomatic(m): 8:58am On May 12, 2017
Airforce guy will be like.



So you don't know me.

Business › Re: I Bought 7up With Assorted Particles by Kondomatic(m): 8:52am On May 12, 2017
Customer Appreciation Particles. It your bonus
Family › Re: Just A Question:why Are Some Uncle Wicked???? by Kondomatic(m): 8:50am On May 12, 2017
talk2alabama:
find other ways to hustle na... I have uncles who are bleeping rich but I no dey ask dem for cash...
Same here. I don't even call them on phone.
Nairaland General › Re: Vote For Choice Which Of The Nairaland Mode Do U Like Most by Kondomatic(m): 8:49am On May 12, 2017
Lalasticlala and Farano. I wish there is a way we can rate their service.
Romance › Re: Join The Conversation: #love, Look What You Made Me Do by Kondomatic(m): 8:45am On May 12, 2017
God

Webmasters › Re: Facebook Adds Another Reaction " Thankful" by Kondomatic(m): 8:40am On May 12, 2017
Good for all these online reactors
Nairaland General › Re: Dear Guys by Kondomatic(m): 8:39am On May 12, 2017
ChiClassic:
Before meeting any girl from any social
media platform, please kindly request for her
pictures without make up to avoid
disappointments..
.
Every disappointment is not a blessing.
.
You don't have to request for makeup free pictures when you can simply do video call.
Romance › Re: What Is That Special Thing U Admire About Yourself by Kondomatic(m): 7:17am On May 12, 2017
IamAirforce1:
My dick
It never disappoints

Celebrities › Re: Coco Ice: I Left My Ex Because He Beat Me - She Says After Mercy Aigbe Interview by Kondomatic(m): 10:09pm On May 11, 2017
shizzy7:
I don't think so, if the guy can't keep quiet, then he should walk out.
Sometimes, women argue about petty, irrelevant things that even me as a lady can't stand talk less of a guy.
This is where I disagree with most women. Why should he walk out? for how long?
Can't the woman learn to control her tongue.


Real men don't hit women and real women don't use their tongues to chase their husbands out their house.
Celebrities › Re: Coco Ice: I Left My Ex Because He Beat Me - She Says After Mercy Aigbe Interview by Kondomatic(m): 9:36pm On May 11, 2017
shizzy7:
Girls actually have wahala..... And sometimes it's complicating to deal with them, beating is never an option abeggg....

Apparently, your silence hurts some women more, when they keep nagging and you dont say anything or just walk out, it's punishment to some ooo.
Keeping quiet when a woman is talking nonstop kills a man faster than rat poison
Business › Re: Igbo Traders In Bayelsa Shut Down Shops Over Attacks by Kondomatic(m): 9:07pm On May 11, 2017
Too bad
Romance › Re: If He Hits You ,he Is Not A Man....run - Dbanj Tells Ladies by Kondomatic(m): 8:53pm On May 11, 2017
And if you always push him to the wall then you deserve whatever comes your way.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto, Mercy Aigbe Saga: Peter Okoye Campaigns Against Domestic Violence by Kondomatic(m): 8:47pm On May 11, 2017
Tynasparks:
So true... They should try beating either Anthony Joshua or peter.. Stop flexing muscle on a lady..
What is the difference?


Besides it doesn't make sense to beat someone who has done you nothing. Peter is a potential idiot for singling out male gender for abuse
Family › Re: Some Funny Lies Our Parents Use To Tell Us While We Were Growing Up. by Kondomatic(m): 8:45pm On May 11, 2017
ableguy:
When your mum tells you she had no boyfriend while growing up, you are like 'tell me more'. Because you have seen her pictures. cheesy grin
Most of them didn't have boyfriend/date before marriage. They married early so they never had the chance.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan At Rivers Golden Jubilee Women's Day (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 8:43pm On May 11, 2017
Sarrki and co right now

Romance › Re: Imsu Final Year Student Attempts Suicide Over A Girl by Kondomatic(m): 8:42pm On May 11, 2017
Investing emotionally and financially in a woman who isn't your woman is the worst type of investment
Romance › Re: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 6:44pm On May 11, 2017
horciglowri:
Hahahaha.. A guy av given me dat ansa b4 nd d tin weak me no b here oo nd in my head am lyk who needs ur money sef? Itz jos crazy hw diz tins wrk tho instead of sumfin criuz dey will b lookin 4 friends wif benefit eehn, abeg who does dat?
Nd wen dey finally settle 4 1 fake sumfin dey will naw b regretin
The emboldened is the reason many of you are single, it has nothing to do with your beauty.

You let your beauty to get into your head, who are you to call somebody's choice fake sumfin?

You beautiful ladies think that your being beautiful make you more deserving of love and that's the reason you're not getting it.


Just checked your dp, nothing exceptional.
Romance › Re: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 6:17pm On May 11, 2017
bravesoul247:
You know some guys think that any beautiful lady is actually hooked up, but na niqqas way no get liver de reason like that.

There are so many reasons why guys feel intimidated by a lady's beauty. Like I actually had a convo with one guy and I asked him why dont he wanna ask one very fine light skin girl out that I'm always seeing him with, what he told me was he doesn't have money to maintain the girl's skin tone and any guy might take her from him cos she's too beautiful. I just weak.
That is not intimidation
Romance › Re: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 5:46pm On May 11, 2017
refiner:
My bf said ayam beautiful...if u like go anf hit ur head on d wall... tongue
Good for you
Romance › Re: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 5:45pm On May 11, 2017
WORLDPEACE:
She is beautiful if most people she has met think she is beautiful. It's not what you alone or her thinks, but what people say. Like me now, I don't know that I'm handsome but many say I am, so I guess I am. Don't beef me, just appreciate public opinion.
She is beautiful like most ladies and the ladies are in relationships, many are married some will get married on Saturday so her beauty isn't the reason she's single neither is it the reason people friendzoned her.


You get my drift?
Romance › Re: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 3:39pm On May 11, 2017
refiner:
Exactly!...ur crush will just friendzone u and be dating a plain jane... undecided
Same way you friendzoned those that are interested in you.


BTW, you're just average, young with assets that are barely there so I don't understand why you see yourself as one of the most beautiful.


Because of your face?

We look beyond that.
Romance › Re: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 3:36pm On May 11, 2017
refiner:
U ain't alone my sis...

Most responsible men assumes u are taken already because of ur beauty,they don't bother coming close for fear of rejection...while some other men only wants to take picx with u and flaunt ur beauty to their friends and nothing more...

They dont believe that u will ever be faithful to them if they start up something with u...
Will you keep quiet? What do you know about men that makes you think she's single because men think she's taken?

Do you know her? Do you know her character/attitude?

If the reason she's single is because men think she's taken then why do we have average looking and ugly girls that are still single?

How did the married beautiful ones get their husband?

Refiner abi Rihanna, no provoke me.
Celebrities › Re: Fans Question Sophia Momodu's Silence After Davido Welcomed 2nd Daughter by Kondomatic(m): 7:45am On May 11, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
angry
I pity her...

Davido dey use am do yeye because she is a Nigerian and Naija no get laws

That's why he can mock her and her uncle in a song..


See how he flew to US because he knows you can't fuçk around with a woman in the US.
The woman made herself available to be yeyed with and David used her. There's nothing no fucking law can do about it. They ain't married
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Woman Cause Youre Broke?? by Kondomatic(m): 7:40am On May 11, 2017
I don't near women when I am broke
Romance › Re: Man Fails To Recommend Friend For 'something' Because His Tweets Were Offensive by Kondomatic(m): 7:37am On May 11, 2017
ZarZar:
What's not necessarily? These bros ain't loyal grin
gringringringringringrin.



I meant coming out to explain the reason for his action.
Celebrities › Re: Fans Question Sophia Momodu's Silence After Davido Welcomed 2nd Daughter by Kondomatic(m):
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.

This is her first pregnancy.

The doctor asks her if she has any questions.

She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?”

The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it’s difficult to describe pain.”

“I know, but can’t you give me some idea?” she asks.

“Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little…”

“Like this?”

“A little more…”

“Like this?”

“No. A little more…”

“Like this?”

“Yes. Does that hurt?”

“A little bit.”

“Now stretch it over your head!”
Romance › Re: Man Fails To Recommend Friend For 'something' Because His Tweets Were Offensive by Kondomatic(m): 7:33am On May 11, 2017
ZarZar:
We can't judge but he can? No, I'm judging! At least until he comes out to explain his vindictiveness.
Not necessary.
Romance › Re: Man Fails To Recommend Friend For 'something' Because His Tweets Were Offensive by Kondomatic(m): 7:29am On May 11, 2017
ZarZar:
Does it even matter? If it doesn't relate to "the recommendation" or to Judas over there, then imo it's irrelevant. This is someone's life that he messed up, over what? A freaking tweet? Come on! Life is hard as it is, he should have supported the friend & hash out the social media rubbish later.
Good @emboldened.
We do not know if it relates to the recommendation or not so we cannot judge.
Nairaland General › Re: End Time: Man Caught Having $ex With Tree In Broad Daylight (video) by Kondomatic(m): 7:17am On May 11, 2017
NIGERIA BLOGGERS......


Woman turns to a tree while having sex with a ritualist. Ladies Beware
Romance › Re: END TIME: Man Caught Having $ex With Tree In Broad Daylight (VIDEO) by Kondomatic(m): 7:17am On May 11, 2017
NIGERIA BLOGGERS......


Woman turns to a tree while having sex with a ritualist. Ladies Beware
Romance › Re: Man Fails To Recommend Friend For 'something' Because His Tweets Were Offensive by Kondomatic(m): 7:15am On May 11, 2017
ZarZar:
He was probably envious. Mind what you put out there but most importantly, mind who you call a friend. You mean to tell me he couldn't look past stupid tweets to help out a friend in need? No need for enemies when you have this guy as a friend!
How offensive is the tweet? Let's not allow our emotions to cloud our logical reasoning. What was the tweet about?

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