₦airaland Forum

Ah Kan Relate.

I wish marriage is a contract that you renew annually.

Desyner:
The human mind is wonderful. I pray they see reason to leave

There is no good reason to leave. BH cares for them more than the government

Go fvck her senseless bro and make sure she give you good bj. The mouth action is your retirement benefit and sex is pension.

Who told you that you have no place to go?

The spirit of her husband is not happy.

That other guy was the reason she left and she has discovered that nobody can love her like you do. Experience they say is the best teacher. Pastor told her nothing, she needed a reason that you will accept because she doesn't want you to hurt much.

I was once in a relationship with a lady, the relationship was still at its early stage so we haven't even kissed let alone have sex but it was obvious we will have it soon then she called one evening and said some rubbish about her Pastor telling her that I am the right guy for her but she should not have sex until we are married bla bla bla.

The whole thing was funny to me. I told her that I cannot continue with the relationship because I don't know the next thing the pastor would tell her. We broke up.

She came back months later to tell me that she no longer cared about what the pastor said that she will do anything if I take her back. It was then that I told her what I know about the other guy, she denied it at first but later confessed that he was the reason behind everything.

I didn't take her back but you may take yours if you still love her but do not invest emotionally in the relationship.

Why did you ask your wife such question?

kimbra:
I hate gender equality. The man was made to be the head, and the woman, neck.

Who are the chest, tummy and blokus ?

kimbra:
You're the one going to ask for her hand in marriage not the other way round. It's your responsibility to fund the wedding but it's a choice for her to assist if she could.

I love gender equality

They should be removed from Nigeria completely. Police and Road Safety are already doing all VIO work.

I know you want us to fry beans but we have none left.



The Makydebbie I know can't be this saf lady.

I have taken few ladies to restaurants and I ordered and served. I do same thing at home, my girlfriend is a guest in my house so I cook and serve her but this will change when I marry. By then it will be let the cook serve. I will serve if I cook and she will serve when she cook.

When the gods want to bless a Woman.




They will make a man mad.

Sarrki your sister is the official slay queen of PH prison

So you're fuckless?




This one tire me

My Brother

Missed an important event at home because of tfare. This life

Engine oil taste better

ZarZar:
Lol, he must be one of Santa's little helpers because that looks exactly like an elf's shoe

More like a canoe;

RoyalBlak007:
♤i can

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Me too

Hmmmm

See headline

Nigeria bloggers have killed Nairaland

destinysaid:
those who don't know history are fools.
U sir, nd ure 32+ liners are homophobic idiots who know not history.

Please do yourself and humanity a favor and grow up. You still have a whole lot of it to do.

destinysaid:
Did u Knw that over 100 years ago, pink was d dominant colour for males? Have forgotten that purple, a stone throw from pink was considered dignifying once in history?

I am living in 2017 not hundreds years ago, skirt used to be clothe for male but you sir, do not wear skirt. High heels were invented for men but you don't wear high heels. High heels and skirts are now female attires and weren't so hundred years ago.

destinysaid:
A nigga deciding to have a pink phone is no issue, ppl like you base ure understanding of a person on looks primarily, which to be honest is total bullcrap.

I do graphic design and pink is a warm colour, attractive too, and if Aa a male you wanna stand out, get a touch of pink to weird out your dressing.
#endrant

The picture below is of american president Roosevelt in 1884
That was a time where boys wore pink and even dresses
#end modified rant

Do us a favour and deactivate your nairaland account because there was no nairaland hundred years ago.

Destroy your phone, go back to using black and white TV, destroy your fridge and freezer and start using clay pots because Clay pots, fridges, phone and colored TVs that you enjoy now didn't exist hundred years ago.

tete7000:
Anything immoral in a guy collecting his woman's phone?

Its romantic

You no show am well

It's left bro

Good for him

You might as well wear pink socks

asuustrike2009:
The mindset of most Nigerians are corrupt. Don't be surprised some may tag you gay for this comment

This isn't a Nigerian thing Oga. Pink is seen as feminine color everywhere.


I can get an item that is pink if I like it but it is definitely not gonna be a phone. A device that's in my hand every minute.


Pink phones look cheap and substandard, that's one reason. The feeling when I see a guy with a pinky phone is that she collected it from her sister or girlfriend.

sagerasaq:
Thank Goodness i hate everything big in women... i love d lepa ones with long legs.. tall or short.. fair shaa... Big booty neva, Big boobs Never... just normal or average...

Women with big ass are very wasteful .


If they Shit nah full bucket of water, if they use tissue paper nah one roll.


Very wasteful

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