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Romance › Re: If She Does This, She Doesn't Like You Shikena!!!! by Kondomatic(m): 6:39pm On Mar 07, 2016
prettythicksme:
cheesy choiiiiii guys don wise naw ooo,i remember back in d days[b]#withmybaddestbabes[/b] #guysdeyfallyakatacheesy #roflmao!
Hungry babes you mean?




tonguetongue
Romance › Re: If She Does This, She Doesn't Like You Shikena!!!! by Kondomatic(m): 6:38pm On Mar 07, 2016
That's no biggie. Just take them to a corn joint and buy N50 corn for each of them and two two pears.
Family › Re: Woman Wants Her Hubby Sacked For Attacking Her Gigolo With Cutlass In Ekiti by Kondomatic(m): 6:35pm On Mar 07, 2016
#speechless
Romance › Re: Nairaland.com Romance Top 10 Awesome And 10 Annoying People by Kondomatic(m): 6:16pm On Mar 07, 2016
Diddyydiva:
No I'm in oven sad sad sad
No wonder.


You need a good freezer.
Romance › Re: Nairaland.com Romance Top 10 Awesome And 10 Annoying People by Kondomatic(m): 6:07pm On Mar 07, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Fvck off undecided
Lwkmd.


Are you on heat?
Romance › Re: Nairaland.com Romance Top 10 Awesome And 10 Annoying People by Kondomatic(m): 6:03pm On Mar 07, 2016
Diddyydiva:
If opposing your dumb mentality makes me annoying to you, well I will gladly take that position smiley smiley





Hey!!!


May I remind you I give no fcvk about your opinion grin grin grin




You are no awesome person BTW undecided
Cool down
Politics › Re: Who Takes The Credit? (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 5:08pm On Mar 07, 2016
ben4real762:
PLEASE CAN I GET A BUILDING ENGINEER THAT LEAVES AROUND LEKKI, for IMMEDIATE PROJECT WORK. Do call me 07067865344
I will call you tonight
Romance › Re: Why Guys Hit Ladies... You Will Be Surprised by Kondomatic(m): 9:45am On Mar 07, 2016
I don talk am say if she lose control of her tongue and actions and I lose control of my hands, she no get any right to complain.

In fact it is even 2:1 so I need to kick her to balance am.

Don't needle me endlessly, I may lose control and hit you and if you hit me first then get ready for Jet Li vs Jackie Chan Last fight.


What nonsense
Romance › Re: How To Kiss A Girl On First Date by Kondomatic(m): 9:40am On Mar 07, 2016
We don upgrade to sex on first date and you're talking about kiss.
Education › Re: How UNN Students Eat During Exam (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:34am On Mar 07, 2016
Who's that smiling uncle up there? His chest be like my own.
Crime › Re: Abduction Of Christian Girls, ‘regular’ In Kano –CAN by Kondomatic(m): 9:32am On Mar 07, 2016
ozy4christ:
And u called dat a religion?
A peaceful one sef
Politics › Re: Jonathan Wins African Leadership Magazine Man Of The Year Award by Kondomatic(m): 9:29am On Mar 07, 2016
nnachukz:
Some people's Monday in fact week has just been destroyed with this news. Zombies will be like what did he even do that is special? does he have an option? stop praising this man. Buhari will win bigger award zombies life is saturated with frustrations, it is a very hard life to lead.
This is a sleepless week for themgringringrin
Jokes Etc › Re: T by Kondomatic(m): 9:27am On Mar 07, 2016
missingrib:
that annoying moment when your waiting for alert and u keep receiving mtn SMS..that moment u found out that ur fone is ringing and u run all the way from outside to pick ur call to avoid missed call just to found out its airtel or etisalat calling,that part always annoying..
I think the most annoying thing is sleeping on the same bed with someone who chews, talks, swallows, scratches body in his sleep and snores like I better pass my neighbor generator.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Wins African Leadership Magazine Award Ahead Of Other Known Africans by Kondomatic(m): 9:23am On Mar 07, 2016
nkowaputa:
Lalastical Lalasticlala
Politics › Re: Jonathan Wins African Leadership Magazine Award Ahead Of Other Known Africans by Kondomatic(m): 9:22am On Mar 07, 2016
Some lying liars will not sleep today

Romance › Re: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! --- ( Must Read For All ) by Kondomatic(m): 7:14am On Mar 07, 2016
sinaj:
e big pass Ronaldinho own!
scary
Romance › Re: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! --- ( Must Read For All ) by Kondomatic(m): 7:13am On Mar 07, 2016
jhydebaba:
well, both guys and ladies are the cause. the society too is not helping matters.

what I said was based on the article.

... and who says guys are too poor to go into marriage? that's not true. na by force to marry from one tribe?

if u are ready, u go see ur type.
Brokeness is the reason some guys are single.


Trust me here bro.
Fashion › Re: Wow! Ladies Meet The Most Handsome Guy In Nigeria by Kondomatic(m): 6:36am On Mar 07, 2016
He should just go and get anus/anal insurance before 'em gays tear him apart.
Family › Re: Ladies: What Would You Do If You See Your Kids Like This? by Kondomatic(m): 6:33am On Mar 07, 2016
cruzita:
u don get work that day
Automatic employment.
Romance › Re: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! --- ( Must Read For All ) by Kondomatic(m): 6:31am On Mar 07, 2016
jhydebaba:
some ladies are the cause. when they decide to give out this thing free of charge or at small cost then guys themselves won't think of marriage.


everywhere you go, olosho and strippers don take over. giving u all the styles back to back. how can guys think of settling down with one woman.


some ladies need brain reset.
Ladies are not the cause. I blame poverty and Our traditions. So guys are too poor to go into marriage while some really want to marry but cannot afford it.


I personally don't think there's husband scarcity.
Romance › Re: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! --- ( Must Read For All ) by Kondomatic(m): 6:28am On Mar 07, 2016
sinaj:
*yawns*
Madam cover your mouth.




See as her teeth big.
Politics › Re: Why Was I Ban? by Kondomatic(m): 10:47pm On Mar 06, 2016
Sorry
Celebrities › Re: James Ocholi’s Son’s Last Instagram Post by Kondomatic(m): 10:43pm On Mar 06, 2016
Don't know what you want us to do with his last IG post.
Romance › Re: What Gift Should I Buy For Her? by Kondomatic(m): 10:39pm On Mar 06, 2016
Oga, tell us the real reason you're planning to buy something for her.
Travel › Re: How I Was Saved From An Accident Yesterday!...my Story! by Kondomatic(m): 10:27pm On Mar 06, 2016
refiner:
lol!....fank God for my life Bros!
Bros?angry



Why are you family-zoning me?
Romance › Re: Give Her A Name (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 10:26pm On Mar 06, 2016
Creamish:
With my Denrele-heels, I'll make a permanent partition in the middle of ur head! cheesy
This unbreakable skull?


You have chosen a wrong place dear
Romance › Re: Real Love by Kondomatic(m): 8:26pm On Mar 06, 2016
Callie24:
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails 1 Corinthians 13:4-8
Thanks but you didn't answer my question.


What is true/real love?
Travel › Re: How I Was Saved From An Accident Yesterday!...my Story! by Kondomatic(m): 8:21pm On Mar 06, 2016
I wish everybody do listen to and follow their instincts.


So the girl I wan marry for just kpai like that? Blood of Trump.
Romance › Re: Give Her A Name (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 7:58pm On Mar 06, 2016
Creamish:
Ul wish ur eyes looked as good as that pix when I'm done!
Abia.


You sure say your hand go reach my face? #lmao
Romance › Re: No more insufficient nacking by Kondomatic(m): 7:23pm On Mar 06, 2016
MzOnajin1:
Lol, u made me laugh real hard.
I actually asked a lady that question and she laughed to tears
Romance › Re: Anal Orgasm How Different From Vaginal? by Kondomatic(m): 6:48pm On Mar 06, 2016
Anal orgasmshockedshockedshocked

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