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Romance › Re: Name Your Favorite Nairalander by Kondomatic(m): 11:00am On Mar 08, 2016

refiner:

Romance › Re: Do You Talk To Yourself (soliloquise) by Kondomatic(m): 10:59am On Mar 08, 2016

ladygudhead:
mehn...its my tommy o.u knw d rest.

pele.

You're gonna be fine soon.

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Very Aggressive And Rude by Kondomatic(m): 10:57am On Mar 08, 2016

Find out when she's in a good mood then sit her down and ask her what her problem really is, if she tells you, good. But if she doesn't seem to know then it is obvious that she has a serious personality disorder and I will advice you to forget marriage until it is sorted out.

I personally cannot be in a relationship that I will always inconvenience myself to please her. I also cannot date a lady who needles me endlessly until she has her way because such relationship is doomed to fail.

So what Am I gonna do with the type of your lady?

Let her go.

If she eventually comes back later to apologise, it means nobody loved her like I do so I will let her go again.

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Romance › Re: Do You Talk To Yourself (soliloquise) by Kondomatic(m): 10:48am On Mar 08, 2016

ladygudhead:
buahahahaha...crazy guy! plz I'm not good to laff right now.

Why? What's wrong with you?

Romance › Re: My Relationships Don't Last by Kondomatic(m): 10:45am On Mar 08, 2016

Do you really need a boyfriend huh

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Romance › Re: Name Your Favorite Nairalander by Kondomatic(m): 10:43am On Mar 08, 2016

adult91:
refiner na underage na. she never even reach 16yrs

We love her like that.

Romance › Re: Name Your Favorite Nairalander by Kondomatic(m): 10:43am On Mar 08, 2016

adult91:
refiner na underage na. she never even reach 16yrs

We love her like that.

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Romance › Re: Do You Talk To Yourself (soliloquise) by Kondomatic(m): 10:40am On Mar 08, 2016

ladygudhead:
I do.Mostly when I'm alone in my room or when something is mesmerizing me.

Nah so e dey start grin

Politics › Re: Lagos State Govt/fg Is Trying To Frustrate Me In This Country by Kondomatic(m): 10:38am On Mar 08, 2016

Same here

Family › Re: What Is The Maximum Amount You Are Willing To Spend On A Wedding? by Kondomatic(m): 10:15am On Mar 08, 2016

Moana:
correct me if im wrong N11k is about US$30 right?

Yes

Romance › Re: Will You Still Cheat On Her After Reading This? by Kondomatic(m): 9:27am On Mar 08, 2016

chigoizie7:
As for me? I will not even go again sef.

Even if I go, na for open place we go see.

My heart no go gree me again.

@times we don't plan to cheat, but things just happens differently

I won't go at all, going is like tempting devil. I won't even communicate with the ex again.

Family › Re: What Is The Maximum Amount You Are Willing To Spend On A Wedding? by Kondomatic(m): 9:25am On Mar 08, 2016

jemype:
that one cant even handle registry booking. E b lyk say dey go pay ur groom price finally

She should start from where that one stopped.

Lalasticlala come and plan your wedding.

Family › Re: What Is The Maximum Amount You Are Willing To Spend On A Wedding? by Kondomatic(m): 9:23am On Mar 08, 2016

Moana:
is this the marriage officer's fee?

Total expenditure for the wedding including refreshments, if she's not happy then she should foot the rest. I can't marry one woman twice. I can spend a hell lotta money on traditional marriage but white wedding? God forbid.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay For A Woman To Carry Condoms Around? by Kondomatic(m): 9:21am On Mar 08, 2016

Estharfabian:
Why the hell Not?

If A Man could carry Condoms...I'd definitely carry one about.
irrespective of what some condescending assholes think.

What are you doing with a male condom? Do you have a prick?

On a serious note, no responsible person moves around with condoms, boy or girl.

Moving around with condoms means you can/b bleeped anywhere/anyhow. I don't believe in emergency sex, responsible people have time everything.

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Family › Re: What Is The Maximum Amount You Are Willing To Spend On A Wedding? by Kondomatic(m): 9:10am On Mar 08, 2016

Eleven thousand naira cash.

Romance › Re: Could It Be True? 18+ Only by Kondomatic(m): 9:09am On Mar 08, 2016

Are you saying there's no single aunties in the north?

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Romance › Re: Please Help ! My Boyfriend Infected Me With Gonorrhea, What Should I Do? by Kondomatic(m): 9:27pm On Mar 07, 2016

Something tells me that you have given your boyfriend gonoreah and he doesn't know it yet.

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Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is About To Be Circumsized by Kondomatic(m): 9:21pm On Mar 07, 2016

ellacute45:
so you support it cuz boys are meant to be circumcised right?

How you came to the conclusion that I support it baffles me.

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is About To Be Circumsized by Kondomatic(m): 9:01pm On Mar 07, 2016

ellacute45:
Lol so some folks are still daft..Girls are not meant to be circumcised that shii is painful according to those who undergo it

Is pain the only reason they shouldn't do it?

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is About To Be Circumsized by Kondomatic(m): 9:00pm On Mar 07, 2016

kilode100:

I no dey say no..

Lwkmd.

Means you ain't getting enough.

Ever had it non stop for 20-30 minutes? The goes on from 1st round directly to 2nd round and the his tool is hard and available?

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is About To Be Circumsized by Kondomatic(m): 8:50pm On Mar 07, 2016

kilode100:
E no better for you if dem circumcise her?.. I wasn't circumcised and it has 'almost' ruined my life... I am a nympho, once it moves, I fuvk and most Guys who know this little details about don show me shege..

May God have mercy on me

Jokes apart, i think I'm possessed!

lmao. You're not possessed, every uncircumcised lady that I have met is a sex addict.

Just a little touch body and she will fall yakata.

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Travel › Re: Tourists On Vacation In Africa See Python Inside Their Engine(video+pic) by Kondomatic(m): 8:47pm On Mar 07, 2016

ladyF:
Exactly what I have been preaching to those snake killers to do, there is a way to handle a snake and return it into the environment. What will it profit a man should snakes go extinct.

Say NO to animal brutality. Timi e just remain small o. I for chance you

word

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Romance › Re: Proud Of Your natural Beauty? Upload Your No Make Up Selfie by Kondomatic(m): 8:43pm On Mar 07, 2016

OP, thanks for this opportunity to watch free horror movies.

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Romance › Re: Whose Fault Is It When A Party Cheats In A Relationship? by Kondomatic(m): 8:41pm On Mar 07, 2016

Either or Jonathan

Family › Re: As A Husband, Or Wife, Who Will You Make Your Next Of Kin by Kondomatic(m): 8:38pm On Mar 07, 2016

I will make my next of kin my next of kin.

NEXT=========>

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Romance › Re: Question For The Guys! by Kondomatic(op): 8:37pm On Mar 07, 2016

kilode100:
How person go chop only one kpecus/blokos for this life dey confuse me... I have even lost my body count..

One guy suspend my legs just two days and fcvked the living goodness out of me, and these are styles my Husband can only try in the dreamland...

#faints

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Romance › Re: Question For The Guys! by Kondomatic(op): 8:36pm On Mar 07, 2016

Greene66:
All my friends are faithful

Abia.

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Romance › Re: Being Single Is Not A Curse!! by Kondomatic(m): 8:35pm On Mar 07, 2016

I have no problem with people that decide to stay single, it is none of my boring business but I have a problem with them owning pets. I mean if you cannot find a good man among all these many people on earth then why own a pet? Huh? Because the poor thing has no choice?

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Romance › Re: Question For The Guys! by Kondomatic(op): 8:28pm On Mar 07, 2016

falconey:
H

I doubt if you have any grin

Romance › Question For The Guys! by Kondomatic(op): 8:26pm On Mar 07, 2016

How many of your friends can you say are faithful to their GFs/Wives?

Y'know, sometimes when you're bored some crazy thoughts will start coming from nowhere.

I just asked myself this questions and realized that I can only vouch for 5 of my friends and work mates and only one of them is married. The rest chop around.

Romance › Re: Guys In The House,how True Is This(pic) by Kondomatic(m): 8:04pm On Mar 07, 2016

Would have said what I have in mind if the statement wasn't from a who!re.
And only who!res and potential who!res will agree with her.

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Romance › Re: Michelle, 2 guys and a KEKE: True Nigerian Story by Kondomatic(m): 8:02pm On Mar 07, 2016

Mtchewwwwwwwwww

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