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Crime › Re: 11-Year-Old Boy Who Belongs To Eiye Confraternity: "I Can Hack Anybody Down" by Kondomatic(m): 5:30pm On Jun 18, 2017
Only cowards join cults
Romance › Re: Marriage And Tribalism: What's Wrong With Stereotyping Or What Makes It Right? by Kondomatic(m): 7:09pm On Jun 17, 2017
ednut1:
Part of the reasons we are still backward. My uncle married from our village. This same woman got him deported from uk, hasn't seen his kids since 2005. She called the police after a quarrel and told dem how he used to beat her even when they were in Nigeria. U wont believe this same man advised my cousin not to marry an igbo man after she got pregnant for him. 4 years down d line my cousin no see suitor. She finally grew liver carry her pikin go meet the igbo man for abuja did court wedding. Fuk tribalism abeg. It stinks
Everything in Nigeria is part of the reason we are backward. I do not understand you people.
Romance › Re: Marriage And Tribalism: What's Wrong With Stereotyping Or What Makes It Right? by Kondomatic(m): 4:52pm On Jun 17, 2017
I will not talk to/with you bro because it is impossible to be honest and not sound like a tribalist.
Romance › Re: Guys Would You Save Your Girlfriend With This Huge Amount Of Money? by Kondomatic(m): 4:51pm On Jun 17, 2017
hazan041:
You won 25million nd ur girlfriend was arrested...
They requested 24million For bail out
Will u bail her?...huh
# Be_sincere
Bro. I can't bail myself with that money.
Nairaland General › Re: Husband... by Kondomatic(m): 4:49pm On Jun 17, 2017
Wealth7:
You need not be told to get off such relationship, perfect scenario of husband killing his wife because of his insecurity.Block his ass of ur watsapp n stop picking his call, trust me nothing good can come out of sch relationship.. Myopinion
She's desperate for a husband
Nairaland General › Re: Husband... by Kondomatic(m): 4:46pm On Jun 17, 2017
NowisGod109:
We've been in this relationship for months now but each time this guy calls me once or twice and I failed to pick up his call, this is what I get...hea frustrated my life that I'm even tired of being in a relationship. See some of the response I get from the attached pictures...if I pick up calls, and I don't speak up, its problem and this is someone I've devoted all my time to and he doesn't pay my bills and don't even know how eat and survive.
I really want to know the courier that God used to deliver him to you.



I am sure that God does not know both of you, in fact God is no longer interested in the whole Nigeria at all.
Nairaland General › Re: Husband... by Kondomatic(m): 4:41pm On Jun 17, 2017
You both are compatible and must marry
Phones › Re: Why I'll Never Use A Memory Card In My Life Again by Kondomatic(m):
Inbuilt memory also has its disadvantages. Once the phone is dead, all the files inside are gone too.



Memory card to the best of my knowledge does not slow phone down if you use the recommended size and class for the phone.



techgirlng:
It takes literally a few seconds to upload your photos to the Cloud. There are so many options. Google drive and Dropbox are probably one of the best.
Still not save.


Tonto Dike's pictures will break the Internet one day and everything will disappear.
Crime › Re: Woman Stripped Unclad For Stealing Handbag. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 2:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
aolawale025:
Why do people take delight in stripping thieves?
Because thieves take delight in stealing from people.


I am against killing them though but stripping them is ok. Shame them to the core, do same to me if you catch me.
Romance › Re: How Do I Know That A Gal Wants Sex by Kondomatic(m): 2:49pm On Jun 17, 2017
She will Hi-five your face with a chair and it will not pain you.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee's Best Friend Hates Me With Passion. by Kondomatic(m): 2:48pm On Jun 17, 2017
It's either your lady is a lesbian or her friend wants you too.
Politics › Re: Biafra Will Be Land Locked And Over Populated. by Kondomatic(m): 2:26pm On Jun 17, 2017
oyatz:
But gworo= Kolanut.
Igbo amaka
All mangoes na mango bro but nah only kerosene mango God used manure from a dead feminist to grow.
Pets › Re: Love Cats So Much , Where Can I Get One by Kondomatic(m): 1:46pm On Jun 17, 2017
finalboss:
awww they cute.. they have the most beautiful eyes..
Guy.


Cat pix is your wallpaper? Like seriously this is creepy. gringringrin
I can't stand cats suspicious look, they have trust issues.
Celebrities › Re: Skales: I Will Kill Bobrisky, Kiss Toke Makinwa, Date Yemi Alade, 1st Sex At 13 by Kondomatic(m): 11:29am On Jun 17, 2017
HsLBroker:
Ok, but nobody can be giving that opportunity to kill and change is inevitable he may change tomorrow.
And the damages he has done nko!?
Romance › Re: Men Have Revealed The Main Reason Why They Cheat (check It Out!) by Kondomatic(m): 11:19am On Jun 17, 2017
AngelicDamsel:
All men cheat................ If majority of men cheat, then I think I'm safe to say all men cheat




















What can we women do? Even the bible says b4 this world finally ends, it will be 7 women begging 1 man for marriage............................ My own is "cheat, protect yourself, but don't be caught"
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Every generalization is dangerous, even this one




The OP is talking about his village men sha.
Politics › Re: Biafra Will Be Land Locked And Over Populated. by Kondomatic(m): 10:50am On Jun 17, 2017
I don't discuss Biafra with anybody that chews gworo even if he's Igbo.

Gworo blocks their fart pipe, the fart while searching for a way out with enter their brain through their spine and give them shitty ideas.
Politics › Re: Breaking! Nigerians Voted On Igbo Presidency In 2019. See Result by Kondomatic(m): 7:04am On Jun 17, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
make dem nor come flood Nigeria with FAKE/counterfeit product
Can you afford original?
Politics › Re: Breaking! Nigerians Voted On Igbo Presidency In 2019. See Result by Kondomatic(m): 7:03am On Jun 17, 2017
wristbangle:
Ipob baboons have further reduced the chances of igbos to front a presidential candidate due to their ugly character.

Convincing Nigerians to vote for SE citizen at upcoming presidential elections will almost be an impossible mission especially now that they have named the country zoo and uttered other provoking statements.
Oh really? There has been no Igbo president since 1999 till today and you're blaming IPOB of yesterday?


You guys are ridiculous.
Celebrities › Re: Churchill Reacts To Tonto Dikeh Showing Up At Son's School Dressed As A Man by Kondomatic(m): 11:48pm On Jun 16, 2017
graciella:
Ogbeni is it your marriage, or is tonto your sister? Why are you taking it personal na? You don chop??
Is it your personal? Is it your your hunger or are you the owner of nairaland?



Do you baff at all?


gringringringrin
Pets › Re: Love Cats So Much , Where Can I Get One by Kondomatic(m): 11:35pm On Jun 16, 2017
finalboss:
dunno if it's weird but I love cats. any idea where I can get one??
want to own one
embarassed
I don't like the way they look at people.
Crime › Re: Man Whose Female Organ Comes Out At Night Makes More Shocking Confession by Kondomatic(m): 8:39pm On Jun 16, 2017
Evablizin:
My Lord this is serious, Endtime male/female
Atheists right now

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Makydebbie (Pictures Added) by Kondomatic(m): 4:12pm On Jun 16, 2017
Juhann:
no o. Im just tired of seeing 'hbd makydebbie' everywhere angry grin
Unofficial beefing
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Makydebbie (Pictures Added) by Kondomatic(m): 3:41pm On Jun 16, 2017
Juhann:
Alright. I'm fine o just waiting for today to end
Sounds like you've an interesting plan for tomorrow.
Celebrities › Re: Wow!! Miss Chidinma Okeke Sets Instagram Ablaze With Her Outfits (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 3:40pm On Jun 16, 2017
makydebbie:
My dear, leave all dem hypocrites. You'll be surprised to find the kind of skeleton they have in their closets.
So?
Politics › Re: Is Muhammadu Buhari Dead Or Alive? - Femi Fani-Kayode by Kondomatic(m): 1:48pm On Jun 16, 2017
Remember him?

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Makydebbie (Pictures Added) by Kondomatic(m): 8:06am On Jun 16, 2017
makydebbie:
Don't be such a kill joy. cheesy

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Makydebbie (Pictures Added) by Kondomatic(m): 7:47am On Jun 16, 2017
MzLarem:
Believe it or not, an angel was born today. An angel I can also call a friend and a sister...

You've gone on to confirm the saying that it's not about how far but how well and how long you've known a person doesn't matter because in the little short while that I've known you, I've had no regrets so far.

This is no hype and I just want you to know you are a wonderful person aside the fact that you were born in June which is one of the coolest thing ever cool...There's never a dull moment with her,she's fun, she's pretty and she can talk tongue

On this special day, I pray God grants your heart desires and I pray the rest of your life shall be the best of your life. I wish you long life and prosperity. Shine on Sis.. Happy Birthday my **********...I won't call you that heregrin

Happy Birthday Deborah
Happy Birthday Makydebbie.
Stop lying.


There's no angel on earth and even if an angel will Mistakenly come to earth, he will definitely not like Ghana.
Business › Re: St. Louis, Other Foreign Packaged Sugar Brands Remains Banned In Nigeria – FG by Kondomatic(m): 6:20am On Jun 16, 2017
dominique:
It's been long since I saw the St. Louis brand in the markets. Its better it remains banned. The last time I used it, its quality had reduced. I had to put up to four cubes in a mug of tea before I could taste it. Is that one a sugar?
When we develop our local products, foreign companies will come to realize that Nigeria is no longer a dumping ground for their inferior products.
Nah sugar nah, abi you wan call am salt?



I don't know how people who put sugar in their tea do it. I need to sell my stomach and get a better one, or better still fire all the worms inside and employ new ones.
Sugar in my tea means 30 minutes of serious stomach problems
Celebrities › Re: My Boobs Are Small But My Nipples Are A Bombshell by Kondomatic(m): 8:02pm On Jun 15, 2017
makydebbie:
You have peanut boobs. Stop trying to sugarcoat it with "bombshell tips".
Those are pimples.
Romance › Re: Am Heartbroken Need Your Advice by Kondomatic(m): 5:28pm On Jun 15, 2017
Rented an apartment for a girlfriend? You need common sense not advise.
Romance › Re: Is It Ever OK To Be Friends With Your Ex? by Kondomatic(m): 5:25pm On Jun 15, 2017
thesicilian:
I'm friends with almost all my exes.
Exces?


Nah investment?
Romance › Re: Ladies!how Do Ou React When You Know A Guy Has A Crush On You. by Kondomatic(m): 5:23pm On Jun 15, 2017
They will first become excited.
Then wet..
Then soaked..
They will then drown in their wetness and die.

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