₦airaland Forum

solemate:
Just telling that u spot on

My bad! Excuse my ignorance

We dont even have Internet yet the govt is threatening to block streaming.

solemate:
Kpom na oyoyo

Interestingly, I am lost in your words

Go back and ask them if they remember what you told them on mosquitoes. I am sure they have forgotten. If they remember and quote you right, then pretend as if you were meant to say 10 and 20 days but made mistake by saying hours instead of days. It would not be a problem convincing them, already they idolized you as the most educated. Whatever you say will sink. It is better to set it right for the sake of your hard earned academic integrity. Dont wait to be disgraced by their primary school children.

isleman:
FB is my best because i have the option to pick my friends and whoever i want to relate and be in line with. On NL even the mad, slow, tribalist and worst children even come here to make incredibly silly comments.

NL should allow us to choose the kind of post and replies we want to read. REALLY THERE ARE MANY IMMATURE AND MAD PEOPLE ON NL.

That's what makes it a public forum. There is bound to be divergent views on issues. people cannot be compelled to accept all opinions. You can only ignore any sentimental comments and move ahead. Those negative things will always be there no matter how much a forum (live or online) is censored

Goldieluks:
OP you should be ashame of yourself. You have a wife and kids, but you
still go on to desire the touch of one dirty smelly househelp? You better refrain from your evil thought,
before you openly put your hands into doom.

Easy Ma'am. Last I checked House helpers were/are humans like you and me. There is dignity in what they do. Only victims of circumstances. They are not from gutters or cesspits. The Op should be able to draw a line between his wife and his house helper. That's is what maturity and responsibility taught me. He is allowing his lust to control him

arrant nonsense!

when did this man becomes Kaita's manager? Or may be he personally does not like Kaita. He is tactically pouring salt to an injury that was healing.

yuzedo:
Don't ever say they are untalented!  
. . . manliness-sucking is a very relevant talent in the entertainment industry!!  
Oh btw, Don Jazzy is going to get a grammy soon from producing tho, for his strategic alliance with G.O.O.D/Illuminati,  #MarkMyWords. . DON BABA J!!!!  

LOL@bold. Then that should get an Award category. Even if Grammy has, I bet Nigerians would still not stand a chance.

yuzedo:
Femi Kuti definitely!
. . . And Asa stands a good chance sha.
But Femi will most definitely win it as his genre is the only one recognized by the grammy committee category-specificity (World Music) and his two nominations attest to how close he is.
Asa (smart chic) is also in World genre, unlike all these mumu Tiwa Savage, Goldie, etc toeing the over-beaten path of "whateverthefuckgenretheysing"that can only win Dynamix award in their career, not even Mobo sef. .

You said it all. Asa is close. She is world class. Others are makeshift musicians. Untalented but Media-acclaimed

FACEBOOK is like a jail, you sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys/girls you don't really know. . .That is sick, scary but very funny

FXKing2012:
But Facebook could be fun cos of the pics.[/b][/color]

Like I said earlier, lame man fun

Nairaland rocks. Facebook is a lame man business

Insipid news. Very boring. Whoever cares!

smh. that is why whenever the confused govt (whether confuse or just acting out their scripts to please the cabal) brags of rounding up boko haram members for execution or whatever, i laugh in madman style. Press propaganda will never give the govt the desired face but proactive actions to addressing issues. Already the govt of the day is not competence that is why there is confusion everywhere. A minister will make a public statement, the presidency will come out to debunk the claim. Let the drama continues. . .

Markenny:
13.if u slap a millitary man.

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

16. If a dog eats your final year project few hours to submission deadline

RFLMAO. Guy you are wack!!. You will sure make money in Lagos getting yourself a church

@makky, I have so much respect for you. Your advise was objectively and intelligently given. I doff my hat for your maturity. Nigeria needs a few more people like you who yearn for change. This country is ours, I can never forsake her nor feel ashame about her no matter how soiled our leaders make it looks. A day of reckoning will soon come.

@Violent: You are credible. You have my deepest respect for your upbringing. You are sound and responsible. Above all you are very passionate in what you believe in.

@op and everyone: There are endless opportunities in life. Choices abound. Life is what we make of it; the power to turn it right is in our hands and the power to make a mess of it is also in our hands. This analogy should be the guiding principle to the Op.

If you still wait to be told how best to live your life then you are not a rational human being.

Thumbs up folks.

onila:
I have to give credit when its due

I see a proud Nigerian lady who is proud of her Nigerian men. You are far from suffering from insecurity. Thumbs-up

*sacrilege*

Your life as ever-loving wife is the best gospel to give to your husband. Don't nag him, don't bug him. If he has conscience, he will redirect his steps

Oh my good GOD! I am deeply saddened by perx's dead. I wish it was a dream. God who am I to question u? Pls I humbly ask for the acceptance of perx's soul in ur kingdom. May looking back in memory helps comfort her family in sorrw. May the love of GOD and the love of all our wellwishers reinforce our (perx family and nairalanders) hope of eternal life in HIS Kingdom. I am humbled by all nlers who support nland teHN course. May GOD bless us all

Oh my good GOD! I am deeply saddened by perx's dead. I wish it was a dream. God who am I to question u? Pls I humbly ask for the acceptance of perx's soul in ur kingdom. May looking back in memory helps comfort her family in sorrw. May the love of GOD and the love of all our wellwishers reinforce our (perx family and nairalanders) hope of eternal life in HIS Kingdom. I am humbled by all nlers who support nland teHN course. May GOD bless us all

I foresee heavy bombardment of the arsenal. Liverpool rocks tomorrow

. . .loading the score line

Am I suppose to be . Did you consciously ask if GEJ will probe them? Is the president not a byproduct and beneficiary of the judges corruption?

Next person pls

poundo yam and pounded yam are two different things. Of course, pounded yam is better.

poundo yam is not 100% yam. it is mixed with cereal or whatever flour. If it is not pounded yam, it can never be pounded yam

By their fruits ye shall know them. It beats my intelligence to know people still ignore this warning

True gospel is love which surpasses everything. It precedes salvation. That was why JESUS spurs us to love our neighbour not as our selves ([s]there are people who don't love themselves[/s]) but as CHRIST love the church. Who are the church, we (not physical structures). Jesus went further to warned, you may have all good qualities: power to heal, sings beautifully, preach and convert people, etc but without love you are like a gong that make the loudest noise.

Approve for him to serve his term in UK. he will be given a VIP treatment while in prison in Nigeria here. He might even be made to serve outside the prison on the pretense of ill health.

last I checked politics is a profession. Politicians stand out in Nigeria. I have never heard expatriates ever been shipped to Nigeria to help our politicians convince the people about their insincerity. Our politicians have been doing that professionally independent.

moHot:
I'm tired of this Dettol adverts,children now believe there are germs everywhere,  My 5yr old nephew goes around wit a Dettol pet can in his pocket.He sprinkles his frds b4 playin wit dem even his books b4 readin, Imagine i kissed my nephew yesterday and he quickly cleaned his cheek and told me there could be germs there because i just came back from work .This morning my rice tastd awful,i took a few spoons b4 i realisd my nephew had poured Dettol in my food 2 kill germs. If dis Nephew of mine doesnt kill me,WHO WILL?

hahahahahahaha. very funny

lwtmtp

joy cometh in the morning. There is light at the end of the tunnel

Perx God loves you and love all of us.

MeGaStReEt:
Abeg anything like yo-yoism dey dictionary?

Yes, from the word yo-yo, the dude add -ism
bold: 1. A stupid incompetent person 2. Something that fluctuates up and down or between extremes.
The beautiful thing is that the dude's grammars make meanings, not just trying to bamboozle people. He is lexical icon. Follow him like twitter (with dictionary very important) you have no problem passing your 'use of english' in your Jamb

I love this dude just like I love to listen to Chris Okotie