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merit455:
Deborah's murder reminds me of my service year in Yobe state as a youth corper.

I can't forget that experience in a hurry and I keep asking myself why these Muslims can so misinterprete issues to suit what they are planning to do.

We had a certain female Corp member from Delta state, she likes painting her lips like � and putting on trousers. Unknown to her she became the subject of a serious hatred and an apparent plan to kill her was in the pipe line.

You know these people have a way of coordinating their murderous acts, it's a chain that includes the high and low in their society.
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What happened to Deborah was barbaric and very unfortunate….With your experience in Yobe state and northern Nigeria, I think a lot of ‘ignorant’ southerners should apply wisdom when exploring the region…your friend threw a ‘high visibility apparels and costume around her. She came with a notice me quick attitude and she got it. I know this is serious and could potentially had ended her life but we all need to have some sense when dealing with certain challenges and national youth service corps anywhere in Nigeria is one of those challenges.

She painted her lips in shiny colours, dressed in clothings that would attract negative attention from the locals….the scenario with the young kid to trap her wasn’t unexpected.

I know kids can be annoying but going to that little man gently to know what he was up to and trying to see what he was scribbling on the papers maybe might have changed the whole event. He could’ve been autistic or with ADHD..She apparently had some staff at the school who felt intimidated or offended by her attitude. It’s good to know your environment, make friends and also seek support when needed.

She took the wrong approach throwing those papers away. Nigerian teachers need lots of trainings in handling and dealing with difficult children. The only approach they know is beating or pushing children out of the class.

Why did your friend change her clothings and why did she clean the lipstick when you were smuggling her out of town….Reality!!

A little respect and wisdom can be helpful.


Another scenario is about a youth corps member who killed a ball python somewhere in Anambra state some years ago. You need to know and understand your environment. Little funny things can put you in trouble. Like your friend Blessing, this guy who killed a ball python could have been in a big mess.

Local rules….study and understand it. It’ll make complex issues easy and smooth.

Federalis:
F*ck them all! I'll bury those cockroaches! 

You wanna f*** with me?

In This Country, You Gotta Make The Money First. Then When You Get The Money, You Get The Power. Then When You Get The Power, Then You Get The Women.

Every Dog Has His Day

All I Have In This World Is My Balls And My Word, And I Don't Break 'Em For No One!

The Only Thing In This World That Gives Orders Is Balls.

Say Hello To My Little Friend!"

Sounds like Tony Montana in Scarface

Nonexisting:
*if you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk*
*I want to know your plan b, not plan a recycled*
*Never shoot a man in the presence of his son or you will live expecting a vendetta all your life*
*Steal my money, I will cut your hands but fucck my wife and I will kill you before she confesses*

If you want to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.

…The good, the bad and the ugly.

Eli Wallach (Tuko) sitting in the bath and shooting a man who’s been looking for him for months for causing the amputation of his arm.

jendoslim:
I am very sure if there is slavery in heaven, they would all be blackmen


Blackmen has a problem. A big one

Has ??

ghettochild:
So i was dating this fine tall girl called gift..met her at jamb exams day..she sat beside me.. story cut short we started..and kpanshing regularly... 4months later, admission came..
I moved to Babcock uni..
And during medical test...dem dey take my blood, na so chairman faint oo.
Me wey never faint before for my life!!!.
Then i called a prophet i used to know.
He say who b the girl wey I dey knack.....say she senior me n mk I jakpa

So you quit your relationship with a nice woman because you got paranoid after fainting during a blood sample collection….and instead asking the doctors why you fainted, you went to a fake psychic?? Bro I no wan vex this early morning…you, the op, bhadmus and all of you just prove that a greater percentage of Nigeria need psychiatrists and psychologists.

What a load of nonsense.

Felimax:
Forget, they are not targeting names. They know Delta State has the Ibo speaking parts. They will target big Igbo warehouses and bring them down. We are talking of Delta State not any other state.

Today today self you fit hear say some market for Warri don catch fire. Who get joy?

You are a foolish child and a keyboard warrior.

Retards like you need to be flogged mercilessly with a good koboko. Noise making idiot.

realstars:
Good, fulani cows just distroy my farm yestaday. So anything to distroy their cow is a good one.

Good one??

You, Swissmass and slimfit, you are all despicable.

Those cows are owned by Igbo people. Most cow dealers at Uga are Igbos. Even if they are not, those cows were being carried and transported in a lorry and trailer. They were no threats to farmlands, they were not obstructing traffic walking along the road.

What sort of wickedness is this? You idiots should stop supporting evil.

Lucasmuyiwaa:
Please forgive me for the so so.
Please my mind is one mind in two options. I need to know your mind too or your advice maybe it will help pls

Are you into yahoo? Your smuggling business has been affected by border closure, how do you still ‘pim p your ride’? You booked hotel? For how long will you stay in hotel accommodation? Where’s the money coming from? Lots of us have passed through your route in various ways but staying in an hotel at the moment, wouldn’t that affect your finances, it’s early and there are perilous times and track ahead…don’t you have friends or relatives who’d accommodate you for a while?

From the hotel, where would you go to? What are you going to do?

Your dad seem like a Naija old school disciplinarian. His heart must be made of stone but then I might be misjudging him…you did the right thing going back to him to give him the phone back…you’ve got some conscience. Big up to you….it’s sad he accused you of stealing his money..,.have you gone to his room in the past to steal his money??….he is a bit aggressive and short-fused, throwing heavy objects at you was dangerous. He also swore at you and your late mum…if I was in your position, I’d forgive him of everything but not about your mum…you are bigger than the ‘curses’. Let that be the motivation that you need to excel. Pray, meditate…..words can hurt but they won’t stop your progress and success. You will succeed.

Try and make peace with your family…but it’s time you left the house for good. You need to be a man, you can’t be one living with your dad and step mom.

Go back to the house and speak to them but you need to move on. Keep in touch with your sister and step mon.

Okoroawusa:
I am afraid of downloading that video talkless of watching it ...I might not remain the same if I do

DON’T WATCH IT…

And for anyone who hasn’t, I’ll advice you not to watch it.

Emperorx:
Are the team made up if Hausa's ?

Yes. Is that a problem?

Emecson:
so for us wey no believe wetin we go do

Maybe your blessing will be taken and given to those who are already blessed to hold it for you till you believe.

Truthisunique2:
Which one is Jagaban Adamawa with osinbajo face on it?

True true osinbajo really use tinubu take rub ground sha

Whose head is this?

InnoBest188:
Omor men

Aunty no use better cream take start work now see aunty finger nails ....dem be like roasted bollie

There’s nothing wrong with her hands and fingers. Stop seeing double and stop hating.


The Oluwo who calls himself ‘emperor’ is a D head though.

Skyview01:
You are too simple minded di anyi. So if i get you correctly, everyone sits at home for lets say one year and just like that You get Biafra!, no wonder the criminal, Nnamdi Kanu, is smiling to the bank and taking advantage of your naivety.

Sometimes you have to question the IQ of some of these people. It’s embarrassing.

minasi4841:
We are the ones holding Biafra by not sitting at home
I will be careful with my words before moderators ban me.
If the sit at home is not affecting Buhari and his canals why are they always crying more than the bereaved.

Chika Edoziem and his ESN take bribe that was why Simon Ekpa ESN broke out to lead the Igbos.

The killings in sit at home not all is IPOB some is Simon Ekpa and some is Fulani. Fulanis are the fake unknown gunmen in Igbo land to spoil the name of the original unknown gunmen.

My people new sit at home has been ordered. Nnamdi Kanu cannot be in the DSS and we will be eating chicken and enjoying.

If we can mourn Jesus in Igbo land in easter celebrations why not we mourn Nnamdi Kanu.
Simon Ekpa will never take bribe. He will do the sit at home till Nigerian government crawls begging to accept our terms and conditions

“Mourn Nnamdi Kanu”….Isi odikwa gi mma? How can you mourn someone who is still alive?…I know grieving isn’t only in times of death or loss but why the use of the word “mourn”?

ceaser:
This is absolutely true.

I believe recreational substance usage has been responsible for gaffes of one of the aspirants of late. It is reputed he uses stimulants on a steady basis but with advanced age approaching, the efficacy of substance usage seems to have depreciated with him.

Another, which is not part of the aspirants though, is likely to be Dino Melaye. Dude can't be singing those short comedic and belittling music videos he shoots with clear eye.

Dapo Abiodun, confirmed. Wike, confirmed. Some governors in the East are avid users with mpuri mmiri.

I'm not sure about Amaechi, but I wouldn't be surprised if he takes.

Northerners ńkọ́? Ah, those ones are on another level with theirs concocted with tramadol.

Dino Melaye a musician?? Have you heard or watched Rotimi Amaechi’s music video?…shot in his living room….Clarence didn’t shot it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UKCOOLfQ9Q

ZombieSlaughter:
I don't know about the Ogboni man Rochas. Wike and Tinubu will definitely fail drug tests.

NDLEA scientists must be allowed to do that screening. Let us start solving this governance problem now.

Obiano’s wife should be included. I don’t think she’d be a druggie…psychosis? Definitely…

Drinks…yes, highly likely there’ll be some vol of blood in her ‘alcohol’.

Someone should advice her to collect the presidential nomination form which she’ll fall for so easily considering her greed for money, obsession for power and controlling people….collect her money, test her. She’ll test positive for psychosis and alcohol anytime any day.

baritereign24:
Dangote is a criminal who specialize in using Nigeria common wealth to enriched himself through the help of our corrupt politicians..a chronic tax invader and a crook business man who ought to rot in jail if will were like USA

Evader...Tax evasion

El Rufai and his family helping to advertise Thatchers cider. I’m sure this was a mistake as they do not know what Thatchers represent or what cider is.

Isn’t this like a pastor standing, smiling and taking photos in front of a notorious brothel?

Nlanalyst:
You're sincerely stupid.

You are the stupid one here. Read that post again and digest the content properly.

CPR might have saved the poor lady. Everyone need to learn that. Places like churches, schools, markets, hotels should have defibrillator and a mini Resus pack to assist in events like this but sadly, everyone will stand beside the unfortunate individual either taking pictures with their phones and casting and binding the devil.

vasel15:
Why won't you slaves debunk it

He said 400 naira and I said OK and I gave him the calculations and he ran away, maggot brain

Where is the 144billion they make yearly from okada riders?

Let’s assume each okada man pay N400:00, did it occur to you that they might get ill, go to hospital for treatment or suffer general fatigue and out of work for some time, vehicle breakdown, visit mechanic for repairs? It’s easy for you to quote figures, you are far away from reality mister. Stop spreading fake news online.

There is massive corruption in Nigeria but people like you also contribute to the problems of Nigeria.
Your posts on here are full of misinformation and offensive.
Repent.

@Daytonbale, are you 100% sure that you didn’t mistakenly give the girl counterfeit money? Have you checked the remaining notes that you have?

Sorry for you loss and the sad experience…Did you collect the fakes notes that they presented? Did you get their details, ID cards, driving licences etc?
You should collect the notes and punch holes in them in the presence of everyone or split the notes. If they went back with the notes, they would attempt that again on another unsuspecting operator.

What have you done to prevent this from happening again? Maybe you need to get yourself some ultraviolet light device and use that to check the cash with your customers.

SmartPolician:
One thing I have come to learn about the black man, especially those in Africa, is that he never takes responsibility.

We have seen the APC blame the PDP for their incompetence. Now, FFK is following that pattern of looking for who to blame when things go wrong but never blames anyone when these habitual looters are stealing our common wealth.

Nigerians say Obama imposed Buhari on Nigeria, but I didn't see Obama, or any White man for that matter, when some idiots voted for Buhari at my Ikeja polling booth and were jubiliating when APC was declared the winner after vote counts.

Black men, we are better than this!

Fani Kayode is a mentally disturbed man. He should not be taken seriously. He is an attention seeking lunatic just like her sister Kemi Olunloyo.
He might be high on some strange substance.

OyigboUpdate:
My brother. The bingos are pained. Their Nnamdi Kanu the hunchback is in our cage

The decapitated head of the venomous snake is still very much dangerous. Be careful with your steps. It’s good to be confident but when it’s mixed with arrogance, you would be inviting disaster and misfortune to yourself. You won’t see that sucker punch coming.

Don’t gloat over he that is down, your arrogance might give him enough strength to grab your ankles and pull you down to a depth you’d never get out of.

SeunTheOwner:
Lions general emaciated when they grow too old, due to old age symptoms. Even humans too

This is not old age mister. That lion is starving and also very sick. It needs a vet asap.

Pray4meJC:
You really understand what I'm suffering. The more I fast and pray, the more wet dreams. I remember engaging in serious 7 days dry fasting from 10 PM to 10 PM straight up to the 7th days without food nor water with aggressive prayers. On the night I broke the fast with drinking warm water first, later hot tea, and then took some bread and I was okay. During those fasting, demons didn't mess me up. Later on the night I broke it, in a dream I saw some ladies (not naked) just walking up or down in a parlour like a big duplex and before I knew it, wet dreams pop up hugely and I was down in my spirit asking myself "what is now the purpose for the fast?"

I don't even have friends anymore let alone to engage them with filthy discuss. Online biz was my venture but when I lost it all and got indebted, the rest of my life became history spiking up my blood pressure to very dangerous numbers.
Been trying my best to eliminate anything that activates sin and empowers demons and oppression in my life. Pornographic images and videos I don't download, watch or discuss.

One of the tricks they have been using is what you wrote here.

PS: Never been any manifestation of power when hands of God's Holy Spirit ministers is upon me.

Mister, stop punishing yourself. Get a woman. You need pvssy. You heard me? You need pvssy.

If you are Igbo, I have one message for you…

Jee raa ôtû.

Chuks1978:
Please go look for the book

Conquering controlling powers by David oyedepo

Settle down with that book. Your deliverance is sure

You can send me a mail

Chuksnduka@gmail.com

Stop this nonsense my friend. What an advice! What’s wrong with some of you?

Op @Pray4mejc has never had sex and at his age and this is the remedy you are proffering!!

Isn’t that like someone who hasn’t tasted food and is hungry and salivating at the smell and aroma of food and you are telling him to pray or read some book.

Op is sexually starved and he would have or is having sexual kwashiorkor combined with sexual marasmus. He needs an overdose of pvssy to satiate that centre of his brain that is revolting.

Pray4meJC:
No sir actually l'm not into covenant with any person. Why it baffles me much is that I do not lust after the opposite sex. That was in the past.

I was told masturbation can help eliminate the chances of wet dreams hour before going to bed but I find out in my case it was all lies from the bottomless pit. After masturbating (ejaculating all semens) then later in my sleep same day, wet dreams still erupt with sizeable fluids expelled. Many times this could not help and I knew this is strong spiritual bondage on me.

Another strange one is that I find myself having strong erections (not ejaculation) towards some females when they come close to me without any contact or sexual desire, thoughts whatsoever with them. Just ordinary discussion about trades because I was selling in a shop. It thus seems there's a strong sexual force in those females that activates the sexual demons tormenting me. I have never had sex physically with any body since I came out from my mother's womb.

YOU HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE SINCE YOU WERE BORN

Bro, your problem isn’t spiritual. It’s physiological and psychological. Some people have difficulties getting erection, some people have low sperm issues…you seem to be the opposite…I’m glad you love females and excited by them…glad you are not homo. That’s one problem solved.
I believe that every medically fit male must’ve had wet dreams at some point. I had it around 15,16,17,18s. It made me paranoid and confused and I was worried about sleeping over at friends. I avoided and declined invitations to sleep at friends and cousins as I didn’t want to wake up with wet, soaked and sticky pjs…

I don’t think prayers, pastors, alfas and fastings as some suggested would help you…I don’t know how….but you need to stop porn and wan kings. Those are rubbish habits….

You’ve never had sex!! Get yourself a woman. You need a woman in your life…stop wasting your energy and resources looking at porn and ‘brutalizin’ yourself trying to extract the juice…let a woman do it…You’ve NEVER experienced the beauty and wonders of having a woman all n aked and legs spread out to you Dammmnn, man you’ve not lived. Get a woman. Thank me later.

Your problem is that you are sexually disorientated. If you want to pray, pray that God bless you with a good woman whose body excites and discourages you from the silliness of porn etc.

Get a woman, you should be up to 35 and by now must’ve found some balance in life…I’m not sure where you live to ge able to peep at women….hope it’s not a public multi tenancy accommodation or that you live with relatives eg female cousins, that would be very creepy.
Stop that habit asap.

You are blessed with strong and instant elections as your Willy is like a top missile seeking heat when women are around you…muster some courage and get some relationship with them…leave bible alone and get a woman…You really need to get laid.

Your d head never touched pvssy…even ashawo Broda this is an emergency,

I thought this was some kind of joke. What a tradition!!!

Ndibunna:
You can go and confirm

If this was caused by fight between an indigene of Akwa Ibom and a Yoruba man and sadly the Akwa Ibom man lost his life, why would a whole group of people be attacked and their properties vandalised and destroyed??

The fight and the murder/manslaughter is a police case and the Yoruba chief clearly wouldn’t have had details of it as at the time the locals came for him. How do you ask such a man to come out in the middle of the night alone? Come out to where? To meet who? That would’ve been a set up to attack and kill him.

The Akwaibom chief should be arrested and interrogated. What nonsense.

Where’s that Nairalander whose dad is obsessed with widows??

This is his chance to shine.

Modified…I found him….

@Tonero5200, say hi to your old man…

https://www.nairaland.com/7091560/father-too-much-interest-widows/2#112195966