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even virus sef dey fear heat wen the thing cum

make una leave web alone,

wen small pikin begin cry, na 2 things them go do to am; either them give am slap for nyash abi the put bottle for im mouth.

i hink i'll take the first option.

i smell some loving in the air

why u dey attack folly like this?

no be me talk am aoh. na cat run pass my keyboard wen im wan catch the mouse

. . . . goes unda cover. i no go see this

i get boil for throat

na wah to you oh.

why u dey do like say u no know wen im go rent that troussie

hmmmmmmmm

better off than an ass rocker.

@anusman

i know u and ur faggy friends compete on who's got the most shit stains and the d1ck after ur bla bla bla

clem i tire oh!

apart from those puppets dey used in advertising FAYROUZ drink, have u seen anoda black and blonde before or even after.

. . . . . .and wat do you call it?

hi tess, good morning!

@anusman

na wah to you oh, . . . so na me you dey call goat fcker abi?

u no want the wrath of the real goat fcker, ituen, na im make u no fit mention im name

F.Y.I, while you rock fellows, i rock 'hoes with dignity.

. . . . . . . . . . better than those that'll die down below.

hehehehheehe

@ tollu

naturally blonde right? then someone has got som explanation to do.
holla back on YIM.

Buckwheat and Dictation

Dictate

Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asked Darla, "How do
you spell 'dumb'?"

Darla said, "-u-m-b, dumb."

The teacher said, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

The girl said, "Buckwheat is dumb."

Now spell "stupid."

Darla said, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."

The teacher said, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

Darla said, "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher called on Buckwheat and said, "Buckwheat, spell
'dictate.'"

Buckwheat stood up and said, "-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."

The teacher replied, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

"I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good."

i no fit shout

we fit implement am ourselves, just for folly

na wah oh

the girls tell me say u been use your normal poly bag tidy them.

i no come undastand why u still dey pack ma condoms oh.

@ ituen

see wat your attitude is doing to you. because u dey catch all your droppings with poly bag, all your girlfriends too think say dat na de way to take catch thing wey dey drop from unda hips.

get civilised boy!

@ ituen
make saucekid hear that u are covered unda terrrorism.

i can imagine wat kuvuki defence hqtrs would do to you

na wetin we dey see be this oh

@ tollu

black and blonde? na wah oh! where u cut your own wig from now? horse or cow?

i like know abeg.