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na on every thread she dey d1ck about

lmao

this girl like long thing oh. . . . . . shuooooo!

abi u never taste am before?

. . . . . . . .im never chop enuff liver stew

F.Y.I, u fit smell right and left, no one gives a hoot

im never chop enuff liver stew

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear- shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "HEY YOU ASSHOLE!!! it's ten past three in the morning!"

find out for yur self

. . . . . .still in the village trying to arrange some agbo for hubby, make im get small strenght take work this night.

i like lola _{(no be to date you oh - coz una no dey wan hear like)} she go still dey recieve her lectures gloriously, then discard am in the nearest gutter.

chai . . . . . . . .ituen i no know say u don sick like this oh.

toooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

u don start again. all the chick wey u don see in camera we no see dem for nland again

i no know weda u gi give dem belle go dump for village, then come back come find anoda one.

@ify

u can decide to be a statistic with him oh

@ segunpc

u never tell us say u don dey psych one calabar babe oh!

u wan impress her with her language, anyway use the ibibio version, she'll undastand.
goodluck man

diff ppl, diff names

ify, u too dey try homeboys oh.

joke sounds like 500 yrs old

still nice though

where u see miggs now?

mmu ma fien (ibibio - south south, 9ja)

eferi body . . . . .shhhhhhhaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppp

make una talk sumthing else instead of fighting over some dirty love wey never see main road

get back to the topic

not bad

@ tollu

watz popping with yu and the YIM, LETS TALK

lol

tollu:
Is that a pick up line gone wrong? I don't think intelligence has come into play at all.

It's the lack of intelligence among most blondes that makes pple say they are stupid

to the blondes, common sense is not such a common thing at all. (no offence meant)

@ ALL except folly

na today i know say most of una just dey laff to jokes because others don laff before una.

the joke simply means that, the woman has got pubic hair as thick as a forest unda tha hips.

the splinters are the trees the doc had to take permission for before taking them out.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES PPLE. . . !

aaaacchooooo

so?

wetin go kill am?

i no dey there oh