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ituen the santana boy

old but still nice

. . . . . . .find him

na wah oh

love the first, enjoyed the second

nice work tyty

folly, we go soon send you comot for this land oh. . . . . .

exile!

that's why we live longer

how im go take survive wen the place don dry like this joke

damn

now that's wicked

all of u shhhhhaaaaaaaaraaaaaappppp!

wats all the eeewww. . . . awwwww. . . . . nassty. . . . disgusting. . . shit. waht are they for?

most of the guys here eats from the lips unda the hips of their girlfriends, but no saying it's disgusting.

most of the girls too keeps pushing their men to get down and get busy at all times.

so why pretending. you all love it, admit it. do you think it's easy to give out a jeep, 1million dos, and water for nothing?

na wah, webdedzzi of y'day too don dey find how to comot person for seat.

wetin we no go see fro nland?

james

damn sick joke

i hear you! names like ogedemgbe, uwazuruike, akparawa, otintinboyo, na im dey for chics only.

so that after a 1-night stand, dey dont remember wat to call u anymore.

na wah oh!

wetin we no go see just in search of virgins.
BTW, why should i go for raw food wen there are ready made everywhere?

@toygirl

ever had sex?

@saucekid, i believe sey u know who sha. u sharp pass dat one!

@doggyall, pity! but make i teach u sha.

wen u get home, wrap meat and fish around your thingy, then wen u see a dog, go after the dog and show it to it.

it will show you how it's used.

@ituen

why u no dey gree undastand sey na "bizness before pleasure" na im i dey do.

u don forget say na mama aisha hand we dey buy garri on credit, before i come see sey one fine chikito na her pikin.

those nylon wey u see na to collect garri on credit, before i get down with aisha wit her favorite flavoured durex  (banana).

BTW, wey all my durex wey u pack from my bag for village?

she wants it. . . . . . he gotta give it to her

this long ting issue don dey serious pass wetin i go ignore further.

from wetin una don dey talk since, i see say nlders get plenty xperience for this thingy well well, except for one person wey dey sound strange for here.

it's either she's still a virgin or she's a donatus.
i suppose sey sharp men wey dey here sabi the person sha.

no pity, saucekid!
i usually dont support been harsh on fakers who aint shinning past a candle in las vegas.

but why u say dem get black brain now?

he cant deny it. that was his source of survival after school.

ashaby of the dark forest and the host of angels pt 1-10

loose

@richo and ashaby

have it your way!

@ ituen


ur manual bears it all. all the techniques, plus extras your gf told me. i just couldn't imagine myself shying away from spending N350 wen i need to bla bla bla. poly bag na ur personal bizness, your own logo, identity.

all the boys for hood wey u teach ur techniques still dey come meet me sey them wan see their lecturer.

do come house come make some money for their head.

we are close alright but i no know say im too like that pic. i better change it on the nld profile.
_{*sends ituen a mail to xplain himself*}

36 politically correct ways to say someone's stupid:

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.

i no undastand why u dey spend money buy ruff ryder.

beg ituen make im teach you how im dey take tie im polythene bag wen im gf come house.

nice but it's been posted before

i hear say, if you type pass 2000 characters in a week, im go ban you for one month.