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Don Tope a.k.a Ashawo of Nairaland, Jokes department

na wa oh, the beer never finish

make una tell am oh----im brain dey draw.

this one na kalabar ''kop nno min''

showbobo:
you're naughty

no long thing!

showbobo:
a man can never be sexually active at 95yrs.never^{*na yam*}

na bread.


wait till you see my dead grandfther. he's registering on nairaland right now.

[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=89017.msg1625861#msg1625861 date=1193576142]I heard that kronkay gives Fred Kruger night mares.[/quote]chineke!

i saw fred at the family meeting lastweek and everybody tot i was sweeter. how would you say sumthing like that?
_{am still on mary kay jooooo!}

here comes the flash light

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kip this from the wife.

sweet jeez.
saving for 75yrs? God help the bride!

hmmm hmmm hmmmm

i think am gonna skip church 2day.
_{packs bag for a quick travel outta town}

^{*grabs a whip and hands it over to kronkykay*
*Lies flat on the ground*}

As the whip gets to work

he yells ^{*have mercy upon me master, i know i have been a bad slave to this plantation*}

clemcykul:
kronkayy your left yansh

afterall u bought it for me

cheiiiiiii ^{*hold yansh tyt*}

na wa to you oh

an I.D.I.O.T like you.

yes!

either yougo to hell
or
you insult *seun*

clemcykul:
the man is wearing black because he's going to deflower the lady and in doing so being that he's in black the stains are not going to be visible am on my own

*shouts* deflower kini?


wen the road is trying to beat third mainland bridge in width.

make una tell the guy to hold sumthing as im dey enter.

1der no more.
he's just posting to increase number of post.
i know his type well.

showbobo:
if na me.u no go thank me o, woman wrapper

sniff sniff sniff _{*smells inferiority complex brewing*}

buhaha buhaha

make i thank you on his behalf-------10q, 10q, 10q, 10q, 4q, 10, 4q, 10q, 10, 10q


*still sniffing* _{smells jealousy and anger on his finger tips}

don't u dare type nonsense.

i heard from the news parrot that both tope and ituen just resign from work, got their take home pay and decided 2 invest in starrcoms.

they paid for lifetime conectivity - they are utilizing it.

but i wonder why ituen stole my connection for 3days
_{*scratches head vigorously*}

quite nice thoh

@ poster

na wa oh. i no am handsomely beautiful. ok lets just say am sweet.

@ tope

Fred wetin? that guy wo-wo pass me abeg. Don;t hate.

@mimiko

where have you been all this while.

_{abi task force been seize ur computer?}

nice to have u back anyway.

Mustay:
lkes

WTF is this?


@topic

moment

where did you hear that from? wat happens to laffing out ur troubles, even if it helps complicate it. wat happens to charity, as i just realized there are many givers around now, so am considering oppening one soon. abeg bring all the imbeciles from ur family so i can put their pictures online, then u take ur property back to where you came from.

it's simple! can't ya'll just see?
tope is high class regular @ the strip club. even has a personal taxi for his slaughtering afterwards.

*snifffs around*


am a very gud local politician, even though i hate politics with a passion. i know am not ugly thoh.
if u doubt me, then check my profile.

months

thankx for letting me know u still love me this much. and it's the same thing here too. come and let's retake our vows over dinner. let me know wat time suits you. with so much care, kronky loves you.

showbobo:
Reltel dey browse..its only multilinks and starcomms i recognise, you're kind of weird so you need weird ISP too

are u still in hell?

i hope u dont have a problem with that