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OMG

cyborg123:
Very good attempt OP.

Thank you sir

African parents be like
I can never curse u but what ever u do to me ur children sha do to you 10 times worse..
Mama pls are u advertising d curse??

darlenese:
thanks everyone for making me laugh this hard, I was feeling very ill and never knew laughter could make me feel better, wow!


I love the jokes

I'm glad you like my posts....thank you

Chineke... Even my phone wants to leave Nigeria I am typing MALARIA it's typing MALAYSIA...

# See Me See MTN!!!... Lolz, Don't Laugh Alone..
Dear Customer, This Is A Message Of Warning That You Should Kindly Pay The #200 Dat U Borrowed Or Else We Are Going To Forward All D Text Msg U Sent To Ur Girlfriend To Ur Wife..
Lolz.. MTN Too Dey Face Recession..

# Dating a short girl is fun until she washes ur clothes and waits for you to come back from work and help her hang it.

"A man's shoe must match his belt" says a girl whose face does not match her neck

#When you are totally fed up with your girlfriend,you will be like
“Whenever I tell you to visit me you will come along with your friend, is your friend your walking stick"!!!

#Some guys are funny, they will be proposing to a girl like... sweetie you are the sunshine of my life... you are the rain that falls across my heart... without you my days are cloudy..........My brother are you reading weather forecast report.

#Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no longer 9 months again Somebody will get married in April & give birth in August

#I love Indians the men will just sing at the roof of a house and his girlfriend will come outside and run after him...
In Nigeria if you like sing Timi dakolo track with a Lil of T'jan songs ...
She will still tell you my daddy is around I can't come
.....

#Yoruba people shaa...how can you go for a burial ceremony and you're complaining that the salt Is too much??
Please MA, that food was cooked in tears

#Somewhere on Facebook there are two people who fell in Love, Dated and Broke up Even before they could even meet ...

#Nobody is Single, its either you are snatching someone's Boo, or you are Sharing. The most important thing is to be the Highest Shareholder. ......

That moment when your battery is at 3% and you see your Boss upload pictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out!
Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job

see as I rush open the post....Thunder fire you

So this post made Frontpage?!!! Only God knows the kind of weed Seun n Lalasticlala Dey smoke...

Of course! Dogs are the most loyal animal depends on how it's trained tho but some dogs are even more protective than parents...I know how many times my dog saved me when I was still around 5-6

Some girls don't even gym but still look physically fit cos of running from one man to another ;d ;d

I was with my girlfriend in my room..hmmm dis weather...after some minutes she told me " bae make me feel like a woman" I quickly stood up and collected all dirty clothes and gave her to wash. She suddenly left*
*But I think she has gone to buy soap*

You know your mum is Nigerian When You ask: Mom, where do I keep the bag? And she replies: Put it on my head

You know your mum is a Nigerian When after shouting from morning to evening , she ends it with "after you people will say I'm shouting"

You know your mum is a Nigerian When she scolds you for using your left hand to collect money from the Atm machine.

Some Girls are funny, They will tell a Guy that “It’s over between us”. When the Guy says “Okay”, She will be like “Just Like that?”. What were you expecting? Closing ceremony or Vote of Thanks??

Stupidity is when you lick a girl with your bare tongue and later sex her with condom. what are you preventing? catarrh or headache?

A young girl after her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired. When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years… “I thought It was MONEY”

#You call yourself a player but you don't even have HIV Come one man .. We want proof

AT Home U Can't Sleep Without Switching Off Ur Small Radio But U Can Sleep In Church With 8 Speakers Blasting In Ur Ear...It Is Called Demonic Soft Work* ;d ;d

By God's grace, Insha Allah...this is how I'll be all over the social media when I have my money...I'll be a multi billionaire...own my own charity organization...

# Neymar to earn £3,547 per hour. And he doesn't even have WAEC. Continue boasting am a graduate so...
Me teaching my son his ABC
A for Adidas
B for Back pass
C for crossing
D for Dribbling
He must learn by fire by force...
E for Extra Time
F for Foul
G for Goal
H for Half Time
He must play football!!!