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I would strong advice all virgins to take only "extra virgin olive oil or virgin coconut oil" when visiting a male friend..
But if you're not a virgin,then you can take stuffs like "dis-virgined ogogoro drink,and other dis-virgined alcohol drinks"... You can even smoke weed sef....
But virgins,pls be carefull... Virgins,you know yourselves.. Oh!!! I meant we know ourselves...
*** singing UP Virgins... UP VIRGINS*****

KINGwax: First, gimme dt 800k and come back in 12months for a 50% turn over plus your capital.
You can save dt much for wedding but u can't comfortably feed 'a nation'.
Here's d deal, impregnate dt thing of yours first and let's see if she or her family will die. I bet u, they'll ask u to pls come and do a little introduction and take your thing home after 7months into pregnancy.
See? Both your cash and lady are intact. Go into business you idiott!

Bwahahaaaaahahaaaa!!!!! My laff haf finishes... Haaahaaahhhhhhaa!!!!! But seriously,na wa for some comments oh....

I think i will call it "HIGH-WAY TO THE GRAVE"...

Abeg oh,i am afraid to loose my citizenship of this great country oh!!! Seriously,when the registrattion starts,i will be the first to register.. I cant afford not to be a Nigerian...
There's just something special about being a Nigerian that i can't explain..
E no easy to carry Naija blood for vein...

That's danger bro!! Run for your life.. She hates you with passion.. Bro,that's what i call "ROMANTIC ANGER".. She's trying to scare you away,and here you're being turn-on.. I pity you...

@op and the mod who put this on frontpage,all i have to say is "that too much of weed is not good"...
You can see the op and the mod below..
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emmysenior: It runs in d blood jare, na naija DNA.

You dey craze!!! If d tin dey your blood no mean say e my blood also.. Abeg,count me out oh!!! Emenike junior

Murphy T: RUBBISH...they shud rather play any strong African team cos we r having an african competition (jam body football), it will make them understand African pattern to an extent, and prepare their minds.

hahaa!!! Na wa oh!!! So you think african football is all about jam body,so super eagles should only meet jam body countries for friendly abi?? Why you no pack all dose akpu strong huge men from una village make dem con help us win african cup of nations

monkeysmoke: Is the 2000 us dollars for real?

No,na play play dollars!!!!!!

double post..

If i remember vividly,Mukina2 first pikin name na "log out",the second one name na "likes".. Very lovely shildrens and her awusband "sign in" is not complaining....

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahaha!!!
Chai,laff wan tear my belle!!!! Lama!!!What da eeefff
Notice: if your wife dey beat you for house,
or you notice say sometimes when she jokingly hit or slap you, d tin strong pass blow,
or you notice say your wife dey stand urinate sometimes
or your wife dey carry load wey yourself no fit carry
or your wife dey constantly remind you say no be only you be the man of the house....
THEN IT IS SAFE TO SAY "E BE LIKE SAY YOU MARRY MAN"
**** watch out,i will be giving more tips****

Another soul just discovered earth's multiple answers which lies in the spiritual realm.. Too bad he cant come back and tell us!!!
Oga,Rip... Atleast you don rest for all this earth wahala..

Erm,zuma should do waht he likes... BUT why are some morafuuckkers here saying rubbish about juju and all that.. Yes,i know it's evil,but i think we should call it african technology.. Abi e easy to hack person blood from edo state when your victim dey ghana.. It is called wireless sucking connection[WI-sc]..

So,i think it's high time we stop calling it juju,we need to give a more mordern name like JU-TECH

We all know that this case will be wiped away.. What the police just wants is bribe.. Shikena

The way una take dey package and refurbish/rebrand/restructure//construct/carve and reverse engineer news for this nairaland dey make me salute una talent...
Person wey see the topic go think say he really talk say he go die for naija not knowing that he meant the whole team!!
Why the topic no read "The super eagles of naija are ready to die for naija"??

Well,i have thought of leaving this world in a peaceful way though not through sucide cos the wickedness in this world is damn too much.. There is no peace of mind atall,i always fantasize of being taken to a village where everything is green,good air,good natural foods,good rivers to swim and catch fish and where our main priority is to eat,have a comfortable home and kids,that's all...
DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT I'M SOO TIRED OF THIS WORLD THAT I ENVY OLD PEOPLE!!!

I think she's possessed!!!

forumhunter2012: Please guys advice me, am a 32 yr old guy dating this 29 yr old girl, we have been dating her for just 3 month, i havent even proposed to her, infact i dont want to cos i think she is after my wealth yet she updated her Facebook status to ENGAGED and she tagged me,,, i do not have restrictions in my tag setting so it went online immediately, i called her immediately i saw all the congratulations on my wall. she said she believes am her husband, i told her to remove the fb update, she started crying and beggn that i want to disgrace her and bring shame to her.

please seee me see wahala ohhh

pls what do i do?

Oh boy!!! E be like say you don enter one chance... My guy,run!!! I repeat run!!! Tell the girl say you get hiv+ mental problem + say you don kill two of your past lovers before cos of this mental problem..
First thing tommorow morning,go market go buy better dog or elephant gaint chain,then put the chain for your room.. When she come your house,tell her say make she dey use the chain tie you once 12:oclock don knack,cos na dat time the mental problem dey start.. If you try all this,and the girl no gree leave you,then it is safe to say "YOU DON ENTER MAMI-WATER PALAVA"...

Ah!! Buenos prisca la hamda vexa suexla... Hama tun la squentsi placa lum tun lad amigos.. Santa buela la hamads squenca suecto pumla.. Agenos tra a la um pioncus tumla.. Ah,la lum lum tun lum scanca...
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ABEG MAKE UNA NO BLAME ME,NA WEED CAUSE AM!!!! Puskas

NessaFresh: Holla,
I dunno what's wrong with my laptop mouse of recent, it just keeps freezin and when I tap space it comes back to life and then it hangs again..anyone got an idea of what I could do?

The laptop needs some space.. Just leave it for like two days,everything will be fine.. Trust me,the laptop is tryin to communicate with you through a strange language....

Na wa oh!!! Me sef wan post my own,but make i take weed first so that i no go shame...
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watch out!! My fashion pics are coming!!

4mulanoni: Wash

Are you stupid or what?? Mods, una need to ban dis guy till 3099!!!
Just imagine you using a laptop to visit nairaland in a public place or in the sitting room with all your family members present,or visitors,and you see a thread,you hop in,only for you to see some disgusting fuuuccking pishure posted from a mentally deranged mad man. It's embarrassing.. Disgusting fellow..***pheeeeeew****. Mumunus odemus

double post

Am i the only one seeing SUDAN in their name?? Hmmn,if it is true that this sect in entirely different,then it means Nigeria is finally finished cos these terrorists are a combo of sudanese and aboki's put together..
Pls,can somebody tell me what the government is doing towards tackling our security challenges,cos like it or not it's only a matter of time before this violence spreads to the south-south,west,east...

See your nyash

obadiah777: ZECHARIAH 13 VS 8 And it shall come to pass, that in all the land, saith the LORD, two parts therein shall be cut off and die; but the third shall be left therein. <<<< TWO THIRDS OF THE EARTHS POPULATION WILL BE DESTROYED. THE STIFF NECKED TWO THIRDS. >>> FUTURE END DAY PROPHESY DURING ARMAGEDDON WW3


ROMANS 11 VS 26 And so all Israel shall be saved: as it is written, There shall come out of Sion the Deliverer, and shall turn away ungodliness from Jacob: <<< ALL ISRAEL WILL BE PARDONED AND SAVED >>> HOWEVER THOSE DESTROYED HAVE TO BE BROUGHT BACK INTO THE KINGDOM THROUGH SEX >>>> REINCARNATION >>> RECYCLING OF SPIRITS INTO NEW BODIES

NA ONLY YOU WAN FINISH THE WEED,ABEG GIVE DAT OYINBO GUY SMALL NAH!!!
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Kai,corruption don finish naija... Haba,una dey theif our money,dat no satisfy una.. Una con begin thief inside the money wey dem suppose use do public work again.. Haba,dis is too much for me to bear...
It's like GOD deliberately sent me to this time/generation of Nigerian leaders to pay for the sins i committed in my past life...

Abeg make una come join me!!
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advocate666: Pass it on bros!

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Hahahahah!!! I am dead!!! Lmao.... Lol.. Lwkmd

We remember GOD, even atheists remember there is a GOD when dead broke!!!