₦airaland Forum

suwalee:
Sir its my DOB not my name thank u

suwalee:
plz my waec DOB is different frm my jamb DOB. Swore an affidavit with my waec DOB. Plz how do I rectify d jamb's dob

Geofavor:
LOL. Hi,

Do middle names matter? I ignorantly used a different middle name for waec and jamb. Do you have any idea about how I can rectify it?

RoyalTilz:
I sincerely believe that malpractice will be on the rise. GOD all I have is u

Page07:
thank you but the powers that be are greater than us.

usbcable:
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CR7
touching lives since 2004.
From a Uzbekistan boxer

obiakorEmmanuel:
It's alarming that in Uniben that ladies are the cheapest commodity, u get only a peek, if it is in futo, a guy like u might not get Hi from futo girls.

Uyi168:
...I stayed in unit 1..Greetings

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]You missed the sarcasm.

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Vincent41:
pure Rubbish cos it does nt work...
Character keeps a man nt beauty,sex or hip,Money Keeps a woman nt Love....for me,women are meant for fucking,notin more...Only fools fall in love....no matter what u do for a woman,she will Bleep another man..
Love only ur wife,trust only her

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]Lmao. If I slap you now, you'll say I'm wicked, abi? [/color]

ksslib: The birth of social media has seen a huge rise on the number of so called dating and relationship advice experts, who heaven knows, know absolutely nothing about being in relationships because they have either never been in one, or were in one that crashed prematurely just minutes after she said "yes". Here are some exclusive relationship advice from Da ksslib himself-- a locally renowned expert on relationships---guaranteed to keep you happy.

■ When choosing a partner, never go for the one you love but the one that loves you. The constant reminder that should things go south, you have no emotional investment in the relationship and can bone a totally fresh chick the next day without feeling an iota of guilt, is a sure banker to keep you always happy and looking young.

■ To save yourself the headache of trying to figure out if she is the right one or not, tell her how you believe in "No sex before marriage" so that if she believes in it too , you can quickly move on and continue searching for your missing rib who doesn't.

■ Too much sex in a relationship can quickly become boring. For a relationship to thrive, it is normally advised to limit it to atleast five times a day.

■ If she says "I love you", reply with something like "I know, bighead" and smack her head playfully with your fists hard enough to give a swollen eye. You don't wanna appear as too soft. Girls love bad boys.

■ For peace to reign, make a personal Vow or more advisably, swear an oath to never attempt to win an argument.

■ Her happiness should be your utmost priority unless it has to do with allowing her watch telemnudo, knowing fully well that if you dont watch that current football game, you will die.

■ It is normally advisable to avoid women who are hot, loves cleaning, great cook, God fearing, independent and DOES NOT LOVE MONEY, as chances are--- it is a genetically modified zygote that escaped from a biochemical lab.

■ Her hot friend might try to seduce you. Why try to fight it or resist when even the word "SEDUCED" itself tells every sane person that you were the victim.

■ Women hate boring and predictable guys. She daring you to slap her during a heated argument doesn't mean you should prove her right and do it. Rather, disappointing her with a crippling blow to the jaw simultaneously followed by a bicycle kick to the breasts will remind her how full of surprises you are.

■ Learn to accept the fact that she will eventually cheat on you. Doing this will kind of cushion the blow when she does and somehow erase the guilt you ought to feel when sharing her nude pics all over social media.

■ "She is a gold-digger and is only after my money". Reciting this quote every morning while naked over an anointed picture of your Atm card will wade off any evil spirit of over-spending on things like the burial of her Uncle--- who God knows, has died five times in just one month.


■ Never ever tell her she's fat to her face. It's disrespectful, mean and very ungentleman-like. Sensitive issues like her weight should only be discussed where and absolutely when necessary---like in a crowded BRT bus after you both have broken-up.

■ She will eventually forgive you for sleeping with her best friend but will never forgive that--- poke-nosing, utterly annoying best friend of her's you never liked in the first place-- for sleeping with you. Gentlemen, use your pick wisely.

Touchnot01:
Church goer is not equal to christian.

Ignorance is the problem of Nigerians.

Nice thread op.

Uyi168:
like seriously,u stayed in hall 4?which unit?

donjayz321:
EDO BABES and bad news!!!

chai!!!!

RIP!