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Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out

You're too funny ,oya DM me make I bless you at least You're been honest with your story

hisexcellency34:
By Temidayo Akinsuyi


https://independent.ng/peter-obis-supporters-not-committed-elections-not-won-on-social-media-dele-alake/

Ssme thing they said in KENYA few weeks ago,this people better wake up before it dawn on them

Qtrpst4:
I agree with you. For now we can't really say this is what Kenneth has done because he has never being in power unlike kayemo whom we already know what he is and how ugly his soul can be

One good thing about this movement is that people will be held really accountable for their acts and we will not be afraid to call out anyone who messes up.
This obi you see, I tell you will now owe us an obligation to impress us because he and every other will then know that nigerian youths are in the majority and are now aware of what ever nonsense they will want to do and so they will want to earn our trust

That will be the beauty of it all. After this presidential issue, you will begin to see what will happen at the state level all through out the country, the youth will decide who wins and who rules and in the future, our electoral system will be tightened the more to prevent people like hopeless hope uzodimgba and the likes of ikpeazu will never near the corridor of power again

You are very right on this, the last time I checked ,since our youth has been this united was during end sars and that same spirit could be used during coming elections and make it an habit for the consecutive elections thereby eliminating the weed from shaft over time.
This country shall be great again

Qtrpst4:
It's time to retrace his step after wrongfully joining APC.

APC don't deserve the best of nigeria in their party and Kenneth is one of our best

You're very right on this one and thats why am afraid that people like keyamo might likely join the train at a later date and may still pollute the obedient mass movement, there is need to prevent some of these thieves from joining or put some stringent measures in place for them before joining when they eventually realize what will befall them in 2023,the youth are beginning to understand the power of ballot and there's need for them to vote rightly.

desiredhome:
E shock am well well......him never recover from the shock...

Yes oooo,that guy is delusional I swear

desiredhome:
The one that is running up and down because he lost in a primary election.....

Lol ,ok the emperor

nero2face:
I had so many of ur types back 2014 at workplace, today I can tell u half of them are jobless due to Buhari bad govt... Am not wishing u bad though...but remember any bad choice u make today could affect u directly or indirectly later or sooner

I can identify with you on this one,I was part of this stupid buhari supporters and I paid for it when I lost my job due to their bad policies.
Never again

desiredhome:
The man is confused, running from pilar to post.......

Who are you referring to?

Zydote:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/08/2023-tinubu-meets-wike-makinde-ortom-in-london/

Can this governor's force the voters not to vote for any candidate of their choice without inducing them i mean free and fair ooo.

Am just saying

abobote:
This time we are ready for them, operation fire for fire.

Obidatti 2023

Yes ooooo,confirmed, no tribal sentiment or bigotry this time,they can't divide us,united we stand and be obedient

Bunnybee:
There’s absolutely nothing wrong in dating a younger man.

As long as he’s good and mature.

Easier said than the reality, very soon the same woman will start asking/reminding him why he's immature and acting childish.

Am not throwing stone ooo just buttressed your point ni ooo

Trinitycian:
https://www.thecable.ng/i-can-drive-from-abuja-to-kaduna-without-security-says-festus-keyamo/

If this man try am ,I promise I will dance naked in the market square for free.

IDIOT-A

officialwdhtv:
Lady scolds her dog for giving birth to 6puppies without tangible source of income and that she is even looking for who to take care of her lmao

Take a listen! Its a very funny conversation between the lady and her dog


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFTdu91fKWw

Like mother like daughter

Whiteangel1234:
Police escorts one of Tinubu's Fake Bishop out of Dei Dei International Building Materials Market Abuja,
He was spotted by the Traders and almost Lynched if not the timely intervention of the Nigeria police force

RaymondHarmony:
The last person you blocked, what did they do ?

Dem wan kill me with billing ni oooo

pinkPUSSY:
Do you knw you knw that it's only criminals, slaves that love chains on their necks and idiotts who love the the current situation in Nigeria to remain are those that always lay emphasis on structure this structure that...?

Once someone is laying emphasis on structure look at him very well, he belongs to one the classes of the aforementioned groups..

These are the people who can never analyse politics using individualism, they always capitalise on structure because they believe that their criminal candidates have hijacked the tickets of the major criminal political parties in Nigeria...


COME 2023 THAT ARCHAIC AND CORRUPT JINX MUST BE BROKEN LIKE IT WAS BROKEN IN ANAMBRA IN 2003 WHEN PETER OBI WON GOVERNORSHIP ELECTION UNDER APGA EVEN WHEN APGA HAD NO SINGLE WARD THEY CONTROLLED IN ANAMBRA BEFORE HIS EMERGENCE... NIGERIA MUST BE FREE FROM CORRUPT CRIMINALS THROUGH PETER OBI

Please tell them,the current president of France doesn't have any structure and won,the Liberian president doesn't have any structure and eventually won the presidency in liberia,all the structure they created over the years who them help.

This is a slap in the face of the youth of this who desires good change, people like dino wouldn't have been anywhere close to power in a saner clime.

Tolexander:
What about the price.

This Bowen post clearly shows how you can buy time with money

That's why nothing good comes cheap

FireUpNow:
$300 for braiding of hair for someone who just entered the USA is way too high. So good that you cut your hair

even for someone who is born here,not everyone can afford such amount for braiding hair at once without feeling it elsewhere in there bills or savings

Sweetplum:
Na to carry goroso style enter America o.
How can I make hair of N200K?
How much be aba made wigs if different colours. Abeg, I must learn hair making before japaing. So that I can chop part of these dollars inside hair dressing.

Please do,its advisable because many of other African nationals are feeding fat on this and guess what majority of people of color and white not totally excluded are braiding hair now.
You might not even search for any other job,cos I can tell you authoritatively alot of women and even some men are doing this in their basement not even a rented space ooo.

Holluwhakemmy:
I will maintain it by washing it every 2weeks then if I'm tired of it I can fix on it.

Agreed, thats why I said your choice

Holluwhakemmy:
If I'm finally going dread lock would be preferred for me

Even going dread comes with its own cost too.
You need proper care and twist in some cases to maintain a healthy dread.
Your choice though

MrBrownJay1:
what does braiding hair for $300 in the US got to do with cutting your own hair?!

Cos in some cases that might be half of the entire take home for that week or at worse her entire pay check. Meaning if she continues to pay for such services she will be homeless in mo time,its called cost cutting strategy.
Depending on her status, yea its crazy out here

Profperfect:
Dear Fam,

Please help me out(advice) on this , I am writing at this odd hour because I have lost my peace and I can't close my eyes and sleep .

My relationship has not been a rossy one at all, I have my faults (though am not a womanizer or a cheat) God bears me witness, but believe me, the girl I'm dating and almost settling down with after some years of dating has been hell, trust issues, disrespectful, someone who told me she can never respect or submit to me in her life, I have endured and endured her, she always overrides me. I can't talk or complian of her wrong doings , she will react badly, very insulting (countlessly insulted my father and mother but I have never ever retailiated, does care about what I feel or how I feel.

Should I talk of sex? I have never cheated on her for the past 6 years plus since we met (started dating) at a young age at uni and after uni, I respect her even in her absence, but she has mingled with different guys that has cost out relationship, in all these she claims she has done nothing wrong.

The main issue of all right now is that her boss, she once worked for who she was consciously sleeping with inside office once others are not around, always, hotel, even when they (claim) or go to conference or meetings together, knowing that he is a married man, called her yesterday to give her a job offer to return . This is a boss she served years back, even during uni he kept calling and always wanting to have her, during and after NYSC he kept calling her for him to have a bite, same boss she was pregnant for and aborted for him, though she hanged it on her boyfriend as of that time and the guy didn't know . She never told me all these her self, but I won't like to share here how I got to know.

The same man she has been avoiding for years, that she doesn't want to go back to sin or her past life, but just yesterday she even took excuse sneaked out of office and went to see him and accepted the offer, then came back home called me to tell me this and that and before I could talk she said she has accepted it, was shocked and trying to reason why she did that, she asked me if there was anything wrong in her decision, she began to yell at me on phone, as usual I kept mute and ended the call. Please would I be wrong if at this point I take a bow and leave now?

Please help me push it to the front page. She is a Nairalander too, she sees nothing wrong in the wrong things she does. Let the world hear my story and correct me if am wrong on taking the decision.

Bro why do you have to stressed your self this much to type this epistle when its obvious that this relationship will definitely consume you in a matter of time.
If I were you I will walk away to avoid premium tears.

brightbright:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChFzjZhJ1-e/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Everybody just wsn chop something shaaa

uniquetechng:
They're some heavy fabrics like your blanket that cannot be washed by your washing machine at home so you have to take them to Laundmart where they have industrial washing machine to wash them, and you handle the washing yourself no matter your status.

Beside you don't have to be rich to own a washing machine in the US as they're not expensive but you cant install the industrial models in your home

You're right in that regards, I forgot about that but I still use the one I have at home to wash my comforters as I don't really have too heavy ones like that.

MrBrownJay1:
what a foolish man.... if he was rich in the US he would A) have a washing machine in his own house and B) have a maid to do his laundry for him (regardless of her salary, since you are rich)

this dude should stop talking about what he doesnt know. being rich is sweet WHEREVER YOU MAY BE IN THE WORLD!

Thank you, I don't even need to address the guy,even me I have my own machine in my basement and some apartment building also provides in some cases,I don't know what he's talking about self.
This is what everyone does here irrespective of your status.
Some guys self ,I tire oooo

captainamiedi1:
After dismissal, he is now a normal citizen. The victim can sue him to court or do whatever he wants with him. Kudos to the IGP.

If he wishes to

Antoeni:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/08/08/police-de-kit-dismiss-officer-filmed-beating-a-man-with-machete/

I just felt they're not doing much,after dismissal there should an arraignment in court on human infringement of the victims so that will go a long way in bringing closure to the affected persons.

Maxymilliano:
Never trust Nigeria politicians especially slimy ones like El Rufai

Don't mind him,like say no be the same him crossed go APC

JEWELofHELL666:
Somewhere in the South...

Residents go about their business, leaving only 3 BAT supporters and their cameramen to march alone...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myQctAyezyE

Lol maybe the bullion content didn't go round.

Hmmm i don't know what awaits them in 2023.

But I know for sure its time for the youth to take the destiny of Nigeria out of the old class reach and chart a new course.

Malory:
Good one from a patriot. Posterity will be kind to you and your generation.

We are heading somewhere, the youth of this country need to wake up to our responsibility, we have no other country to call our own.
As for me and my family we are trying a new blood, no partisanship,no religious bigotry, no ethnic card playing this time.

This is purely based on competence and good track record.

If we elect him and he end up otherwise we will take responsibility �

tensazangetsu20:
There's a lot. You could be a Salesforce admin. You could do marketing automation with tools like Salesforce marketing cloud or pardot. Their certifications are very highly valued. An entry level job in those fields will pay you more than even some senior devs in Nigeria sef and there's so much demand out there's it's so crazy. Research on tech platforms and no code tools there's always an administrative side to it which absolutely no programmer wants to use and touch and get good at those administrative tasks. Get insanely good and extremely dangerous and watch your fortunes change.

You're very apt and correct on this,servicenow is another admin software tool doing great now