mzjennypher:
Help needed please. I am trying to apply online for Ielts (idp mod) but I can’t see Nigeria on the country list. Please help me

thesicilian:
Products of failed parenthood

Bigredmachine:
Dude fresh from birth...

Girls dey enjoy sha

ceejay10:
What should we do now? Contribute money to renovate it? You should go ask the school board some questions. E no concern Nairaland. Itchy fingers.

mbahdi:
It's well with nigeria

TarOrfeeek:


You cannot serve me Ofe-Akwu with salted, well cooked foreign rice and goat meat; then expect something to remain.



Infact one time my grandmother had to slap sense into me.

When we went to the house of her "enemy" on Easter Sunday. The devilish woman offered me freshly cooked Ofe-Akwu and White Rice with Big Fish.

Imagine my Granny thinking I would say NO.


I just did small sign of the cross, then proceeded to demolish the food in such a way, that my granny was so bitter looking at me.

On the road back to our house, she remove her koi-koi shoe use am reset my brain.

But it was worth it.

siofra:
There's this yahoo boy that has been disturbing me to go to his hotel room. He's a course mate. God knows how many times I've turned him down. I'm tired. So I want to tell him I have a vaginal infection that could be sexually transmitted.
Is it okay to tell him this?
Is this lie going to bite me back somehow?

fvck:
So I met this lady and within a month I decided to tell her I'm going to see her Dad,and wants to settle with her, I said I was tired of the delays and search, she was all loving and nice, till one faithful afternoon she called to say she isn't in, cos she doesn't feel same way.

Me I jejely calm down and felt maybe she's playing a game not to look too cheap.

She even suggested we become friends...

Did I bring up the marriage matter too fast?

Illuminatiship:
Two thieves..

nairalandankrah:
Elytes vs the masses...no wahala.
We go see who get the land

Mymehn:
If Dem dash me this pangolo, I go sell am take play correct 2 odds, I fit cashout buy Betta Lexus..... Nonsense and ingredients

Thobilobah:
All the best for him. If you are considering buying another car I think you’ll sell at the rate you bought at that moment so your point about looking for money to get another is invalid. . I’m not into car business and he is free to run his business anyhow he wants. Those that put up numbers don’t have two heads, have already calculated how much they want to make off the particular car and are not waiting on dollar rates just to sell. I come in peace. There’s no need for name calling.
There’s no way you’re going to sell below the initial amount you bought it if dollar price goes down so it just seems it only Favors you when the price goes up

Thobilobah:
if you bought at a particular rate, say 570 for example, shouldn’t you have calculated how much profit you’ll make on it and put the price. Instead you want to sell at current dollar rate whenever you see a buyer. Hardly seems fair as I doubt you’ll reduce the price if dollar were to go down. Just saying.