₦airaland Forum

Tallesty1:
Life no balance walahi.

My mom is in for a huge shock sha . I am not going to take home a smoking wife though but I think she will prefer that to what's coming.

She wants all of us wey never marry to marry from NSK SMH. She told my deputy mother that her fear is our last born. I rarely disagree with her so she's convinced that I am not a problem meanwhile I concluded a long time ago that I won't marry from my state



@Emboldened, correct me if I am wrong but I believe every woman has some ashawo vibes and she will bring them out once she feels very very comfortable with him. Some are just scared of being judged, some lock it up because the man is not pressing right button etc....

Getting a wife material doesn't guarantee successful marriage, this is one of the mistakes people make. If you get 100% wife material and you're not her idea of husband material, the union won't last.

People spend time searching for the best material without improving their own material quality.

Take kiss

seunH:
It's true, please examine the picture between Pastor Adeboye and his wife, also look at the picture between Pastor Oyedepo and his wife, you'll see that the OP has a point. Although there is scientific reason to that, which I'll explain, our physiology lecturer once told us about a hypothesis called "Brain Compartmentization" whereby the brain arrange informations into different compartments. When people get married or are together for long, you as an individual tend to store those people (couples) in the same "compartment" in the brain for easy retrieval of any information surrounding them. After a long time due to constant storage and retrieval, there is tendency to associate/coalesce them together hence seem to look alike, which may actually be an illusion. Same can be seen between parent and children at times or the way we associate a particular smell to a particular event in the past. Please the above is an hypothesis subjected to further scientific ratification.

Better as a mere hypothesis. Because I don't accept it. Those couples up there are young mehn!!! And it's the racial resemblance we are talking about here.

Englandboy:
Beautiful woman . such beauty a rare to find now adays even without make up she will still look beautiful more than those that have under go face surgery.

She has touched her face too.

Check her older pics, there was a time her lips were 3 tines bigger than what she has now.
I'm talking of the early 2000s.

But nevertheless she's a beau.

ominilongest:
david dey patro-nize errday
Sapa,Gad panish ya papa

Ahahhahahhahahahahahhahaha

lexy2014:
How is d fabric more expensive? Is d is agu wedding gown more expensive than all wedding gowns online?

If there are expensive wedding gowns online, what makes them expensive or more expensive than d cheaper ones?

Read my English again. Many I said not all and not most.
I have seen cheap white weddings on line, I know what I'm saying. BTW I did not say all.

henrolevra:
She made the cloth by herself

That's lovely.

lexy2014:
Is it more expensive than many white gowns because it was sown with local fabric or because of it's design?

The fabrics. Besides what I meant was that you can see cheaper white wedding gowns online.....

That doesn't mean its cheap. Materials and fabrics are not smiling this days, that gown definitely is more expensive than many white wedding gowns.

ednut1:
i be man o. I saw it alot in uk, seeing it in canada too. Double standards from both parties. Both want to enjoy benefits of Nigerian society and uk own at same time

You are simply amazing

ednut1:
For every bad news there are more than 1000 married people enjoying their marriages abroad. Both men and women do all sort of rubbish abroad.
1. No house maid abroad, yet you allow your wife to work and do all chores alone. Some even demand for fresh food. Wont she divorce you after

2. Some men have been beating the wife from Nigeria, the day you slap her here she called police. Is it not justified

3. You cheat without shame, she con do you strong thing. Is she not justified

4. Some bring women abroad and tell her to use your account as salary account. Then you give her a fraction of her own salary o.

The law favours women too because for centuries men have had the advantage. The system corrupts them too, they hear things, see things at work places and lawyers working on commission bases plenty. A woman is entitled to your house after divorce especially if kids are involved, na you go leave. Child support and alimony too dey. Who no like free benefits

Abeg i don tire for man and woman matter hahaha

You are the first person I see speak the truth on this Naija married couples abroad. Are you sure you are a man.
Hnnm, if really you are, then you are a rare gem. And really commendable.

alpamo6:
With all your knowledge of dogs and expenses, you can't get a vet you can call before bringing it on Nairaland.

If he doesn't post it here, how are we going to laugh over this comedy?

ProphetJeroboam:
I need information guys. I’m so pissed and annoyed and I haven’t been myself since yesterday.

I bought a German shepherd puppy less than a year ago and I spent money on her a lot, i mean a lot. Routine vet visits, expensive canned food, noodles and dry food, up to date on all vaccinations, I even hired a personal dog groomer to make her look really beautiful and attractive all the time.

If I calculate the amount I’ve spent on this dog, you’ll think I spent it on a girl I’m planning on marrying. Her parents are good looking German shepherds, in fact the dad is actually an imported GSD from the UK. The dad is agile, ferocious and will rip any stranger apart but my pup has always been too docile and can only bark when she’s inside a cage. That’s discussion for another day.

I never bought her with the intention of breeding her for puppies to sell, I bought her because I needed a pet and I swore never to mate her with any dog. Sadly I traveled out for schooling and I left her with a friend who I regularly send money to for her upkeep.

I noticed that my friend had the intentions of mating her for puppies because he really needed money and since I won’t be in Nigeria anytime soon, I reluctantly agreed on the conditions that he select a pedigree GSD stud for her. She came on heat 2 days ago and I discussed with my friend and gave him contacts of a guy with a good GSD stud. Yesterday night I was studying when he sent me pictures of her being mated by a Bingo!!!! A fvcking ekuke! A stupid 404 whose destiny and life purpose is to end up in the pot of a calabar man with pot belly. She had even achieved the lock position with the stupid ekuke. I was angry and I knew that if I was there, God knows I would have murdered that ekuke with my bare hands. How that ekuke entered the high fenced compound is a mystery to me.

How my friend could be so negligent to allow this to happen. The thing with male ekuke is that they don’t mate once and he was with her all night. Now I am thinking of telling my friend to take her for an abortion if she gets pregnant. No dog of mine is giving birth to pups fathered by an ekuke.

Ahahahhahahahahaahhahahaha
Ahahahahajhajahahahahahahha
A haha hah haha a hahahaha



Guy you are so funny. If you see the way I laughed after reading hen.

BTW this is racism o.
Ekuke too are dogs

Ahahahhahahahhaha

Laugh no go kill me.

MHBNeiman:
You can never satisfy a woman. Give her all the billions and good sxex. She may still desire to explore another guy's "thing" . Pray you marry the bone of your bone and flesh of your flesh. By that, she will be satisfied with whatever you offer her. And again, don't be an irresponsible fellow.

Wow. I feel like hugging you.

Why mostly south?

Can someone tell me the meaning of doremi pls.

5 goals in 9mins will be difficult o. Jokes apart

ethicallyright:
I don't use a profile picture on my WhatsApp.

I got a professional message from a beauty queen who needed my physical presence to discuss a project. She was referred by one of my clients.

When I arrived at her office, she cut in at least 5 times to admire my handsomeness. She asked me why I didn't use a WhatsApp profile picture as it would definitely attract a lot of girls.

I told her I wanted clients not female admirers.

Considering Miss Makinwa's Birthday Post on Instagram, I am going to give you two pieces of advice:

1. There's no need to edit your picture when you are not fine. I've seen the OAP (Toke Makinwa) physically and she's nothing close to those pictures. Her skin isn't that clear (She's brilliant and kind-hearted)
This is because when people meet you physically, they will be disappointed.

Be like me who makes ladies expect to see an average looking boy until they physically see a gentleman with a perfectly curved face they can't take their gaze off.

2. When a professional publishes more pictures than information about his/her job. She is an olosho or brolosho.


Now, you have an idea of who the birthday girl is

You are wickedt

In Benin Herr. 5k per week that is at least.

Time to ask God.
Be sure the oil job is genuine and what God is saying. Also that telecoms is contract? hmm.
Just pray
But you can always serve God anywhere you are o.

demoBaba:
You're the problem here bro, MOST YOU TELL HER YOU SENT MONEY TO YOUR MOTHER WHAT TYPE OF MAN ARE YOU? I didn't say you shouldn't open with your wife, don't relate your family issue with her, you send 50k to your mother, father, siblings etc. Tell her you sent 2k and enjoying your wife sample. Moreover I don't discussed those kind issue with my wife, if you want happy home. I spent my money the way I want it, but i make sure my wife, children don't lack anything that's most important thing. Good luck.

Yes he mustn't tell her but what kind of stupid and selfish woman gets angry when a man sends money to his mother. He even mentioned 10k o. Common 10k, and he claims he sends to her mother too. That's evil.

Yes when I see proof and the news is complete I will complete my comment and unleash my anger.

Ok

Lovely

sundaygray:
I just filled my head with information I might never use

Wetin you fin con here bros?

hilltop007:
My final year project supervisor called me to summarize my research work of 2 years for publication. He sent me a copy of one of his ex-student work that he published. It was only his ex student who did the work with guidance from my supervisor, but the published paper has two authors; my supervisor (main author) and his ex student. Only my supervisor's contact was also in the paper.

I strongly believe that's what he will also do with mine. Should I give him the go ahead? If I don't publish it, it will probably rot. Or is there a way for me to publish it myself?

Yes it will cost money.

So I no qualify for this grant. Na wa o

olaridwan:
500h

Thanks

frederick106:
I've had this since I was 8 years old. And I just got a solution just few weeks ago after all the long years of pain....


Dr Meyer's Pilex is the drug...


Just N350 in a good pharmacy

Use it and thank the Lord of medicine later�

OK. You mean 350 naira or 3500 naira?

olaridwan:
Try pilex... It happens to someone here, wen she uses pilex it disappeared..

How.much is the pilex

Thank you for this post o. And thanks everyone for sharing you knowledge.
Nairaland being saving lives since 1900 AD

bjtinz:
So u don watch am

Ahahaha. Na like 5 secs video that they are killing themselves over.