₦airaland Forum

YoungBlackRico:
Lol, are you indirectly saying he doesn't have common sense?

What I'm saying is common sense will make one know what OP is saying is true, even without experience.

inumidun2010:
Are you AFFIRMING from a STANDPOINT of EXPERIENCE?..
NAIJA GIRLS CON SUFFER

Guy you no well o.
I don't, I've never and will never do married men.
You don't have to experience this to know na. Common sense.

So true.

DropsMic:
Hehe.... I wonder how much these ones collected to impersonate boko boys

Pls where did you get this picture?
Its wonderful. Pls tell me about it.

Virtplus:
Mine happened four yrs ago, there was this girl I hv been crushing on, we were flowing all of sudden she travelled to one Africa country..for a very long time we were jst chatting on facebook..one day she came back nd I didn't want to take her to my house,i to one secondary school in my area at about 8or 9pm or so,we started having sex.jst at dat moment, we saw light coming towards us inside the class room nd noise from them, we quickly hide under the desk and the was naked,we never knew they already saw us.. They entered the class nd ask us y were hving sex inside the skool dis nite,they were all cultist, we began to beg, and at the same time calculating my next move.. Bfor they know Wat was happening I jakpa oo.. They ran after me they cudnt catch up oo,i even trow of my boxers nd pam slippers..in the process I hurt my leg on an iron nd I bleeded home without no boxers that night... Wen ever I remember that day ehhhnnn,e nor bless

What about the girl, what happened to her?

Ok

LamidiCownu:
This is a very ignorant thread . See people talking about women being heartless or because female think less. Smh

Heart attack is usually as a result of reduced blood flow to the heart due to a blockade in one of the blood pipes feeding the heart. This blockage is usually due to atherosclerosis (fats). Blood carries oxygen to every organ including the heart . When one of these pipes is blocked , the heart is thereby deprived of oxygen .

In any case, there are various factors that may be responsible for a relatively lower incidence of heart attacks in the females .

The first is the role of estrogen. Estrogen is the major female hormone that protects them against cardiovascular diseases during their reproductive stage .

Also , cases of heart attack are routinely misdiagnosed during emergencies in Females because they present atypically and may not show some of the classical ecg changes you'd expect to see in MI.

Etc

Even though your scientific explanation is ... Abeg I don't really understand. But kudos for the little I'm able to grab. Thanks

24brains:
Wonders shall never end. I feel i have just shot myself on the foot.

nairalanders i need help. i keep receiving debit alerts of 30k every month

it all started when i personally suscribed to numero, text me, adobe photoshop, tinder, vpn360, emily dates and many other paid app.

it is on auto monthly renewal and my debit card is networked to it on google playstore.

nemesis started when my phone got stolen 4months ago. i left my suscription on before the incident and now i cannot reverse it without the stolen phone.

i keep having high BP same time, same date every month as debit alerts flood my Email.

please how do i disable this nonchalant and heinous shit suscription suff?

And you still leave your money in the account?
What happened to emptying the account and moving all the money to another?
You are very rich o. Pls be sowing the 30k to me every month I will be praying for you.

GTB gibiti that bank show me pepper. In fact they show me shege. I didnt see my money to spend during Christmas and new year. I deposited there to collect it became a problem, from one story to another, swear affidavit blablabla. The moment I had access to my account like this. I made sure I emptied it. Till today I didn't look back. When I hear GTB I japa. Awon oni jibiti OSGi.

Gadafii:
For the first time, I used the Facebook job feature, I came across lots of vacancies and applied for about four of them, with reasonable pays.

About an hour later two of them sent a direct messages to my messanger that I have been invited for oral/written test...but my concern now is, with the way and manner kidnappers and ritualists have hijacked online job search and what not, I am terribly concerned how genuine these jobs are, i sincerely need any of this job, but I am not about to risk my life for that, I want to paste the body of the message and the address, and hopefully you guys can help if it's genuine or scam

Dear Applicant,
Based on your online application, you are scheduled to come over for a business assessment interview on Wednesday 07/07/21.

Time: 8am

Address: 4b Toyin street opposite victory home school before interguide Academy Toyin street ikeja Lagos.

Please do come over with a copy of your CV & your Face mask.

Help/Directive?
0803***6175/MJA200

The name of the firm is SKYGATE VENTURES, I have searched for them online, and the only serious thing I saw is their job ads that link to the Facebook own and other ad on another site.

Please I don't know which mod to copy, but I would want this to hit front page for wider audience and advises/response

The company does not have a name?

What do you expect from a lawless nation?

She's pregnant

FalseProphet1:
85% of Nairaland members will not read up to half of that article, their comments will be based on the topic.

This I have seen.

This one you have seen well.

BuyAndSellStuff:
It may actually be that way in reality.
Never underestimate the illiteracy levels of Nigerian bloggers

The funny thing is that to me. Its like a yoruba/ibo marriage.
The man Yoruba the girl ibo.

BRATISLAVA:
Lords who are raping, sexually harassing and killing women all over Nigeria.

Lol, Nigerians.

No country is an exception, go to India(Asia) and even the so called US.
I'm governed by biblical principles not societal or world logics.
There are some blessings that come naturally when you do the word.
Besides just marry a man you love and respect, and a good man then submission will be natural.

IamPlato:
No allow nairaland girls hear you[b][/b] call a man lord oh[b][/b]. They will lynch you on the street...

They don't want men to be the head over them because they want equality yet they want a man to kneel and propose...

I thought of this too. But everyone is entitled to his or own opinion.

IamPlato:
If a girl can raise her hand to slap a man, she must definitely be in control of that man...


No woman will think of slapping a man who dominates her

Whether he dominates me or not. I won't slap him.
Slapping a fellow woman is not ideal how much more a man you are to call lord?

Eye

Yea

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JuanJO:
God is indeed wonderful.


The same God that maketh Eastern express high way safer because of UGM.
He will still disgrace Buhari out from that Asorock.

Imagine buying a bag of sachet water #250

Guess you are in Benin?

Wait O I don't understand.
I thought they said only we southerners have thugs?

Annoms:
I'll try to make this short.

Yesterday I was having a conversation with my fiancée about my mum's suggestion about how to go about our wedding which is scheduled to take place Jan next year. My mum suggested that we do both trad and white wedding on the same day to cut cost. She opined that we do the white wedding in the morning and hold the traditional marriage as a reception in the afternoon. I pretty much see reasons from her perspective considering the harsh economic condition in Nigeria.

I was relating this to my fiancée yesterday in a phone call, when she flared up and said I should have consulted her to seek her opinion on this marriage arrangement before going to my family to seek theirs because I said my mum's advise seems okay.

What I deduce from her plight was that she wants the trad marriage at the village (south-east) while the white at the town where we base (South-West). That was what I initially wanted but due to high inflation in the land, I'm actually tilting towards my mum advise because I can't go bankruptcy just because I want to satisfy her. Why not use a stone to kill two birds?

She wants a cream-de-la-cream kind of wedding but she's not ready to assist financially to make that happen. (she's an awaiting corper)

I told her that the cost of transportation and lodging people from the village (hers and mine) to the city for our white marriage alone is gulping about 500/600k. That's transportation & lodging alone ooo.. I'll now spend if not x2 of what I spent on trad for white.. Why not just do everything in the village and move on with our lives? We can actually have it in the village and it will still be all nice and glamourous.

She said she wants to have a say in how her marriage will look like. Her imput is welcomed. But if she still insist on having the white wedding and not putting finances into consideration. I'm thinking that she want the white wedding on the city because of her friends who will attend which is not enough reason to go bankruptcy for.

It was a heated argument yesterday. We both went to bed angrily and not in talking terms till now

Pls advice accordingly. Thanks

Come and marry me we will only do small party. Same hall same day. Your girl is not serious. Ahahhahaha

See stand your ground tell her that's what you want or nothing. Or she brings money period. Note this: you can never please the whole guest no mater how much you spend so why go bankrupt? I hate nonsense.

Life!!!! This man is a man a know well. Stays the same street with my parents in Akure with his family. It has never been this close. God have mercy.
God pls SOS

Calitoscassius:
Okay.
naa! You weren't fun atall!


What da hell does fake arse nig mean?

No fun so no need. Peace

No matter how bad someone is. There will always be someone who will stand by him/her through thick or thin.
There's a friend closer than a brother.

Calitoscassius:
Okay, if you had wanted to type such derogatory word. You should have typed fucck you! rather..


Thank you! It wasn't nice meeting you. rude woman!

I bet a mod is playing around with me. I typed 'f**k you' not bleep. I have cross checked again. All the same its fun.


Ah ah hahahaha fake arse nig..

Calitoscassius:
That is fine too. have a pleasant day.

A hahahaha. Funny. I thought I typed f**k you. Only for me to see bleep you.

It's nice meeting you sha. Stubborn man

Calitoscassius:
that is fine, if it makes you feel better..

No. Saying Bleep you does.

Calitoscassius:
You are right, nothing wrong with sticking with my opinion. but don't try to coerce others into believing or agreeing to yours.


I only said yours is rubbish, never said you must agree with mine. comprende?!

Ciao!

So also is yours "Trash".

Calitoscassius:
Good! So stop coming on here to yarn rubbish! otherwise we will querry your ridiculous claims.

You are the one spitting trash.

What's so difficult in sticking to your opinion while I do mine?