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BabbanBura:
So sad. Most of these ladies are just so lazy and want the best things money can buy!

CandyOps:
My Candy baby, why r you showing yourself in public like dis? how can you say if someone eats cats or dogs then they also eat humans? It's like saying - if you eat popcorn then you can also chop raw yam. E make sense?

E be like I go soon collect this phone wey I buy for you? You r disgracing me oh

CHoccolaTE:
This one is even too much. Ordinary pregnancy and childbirth, you will see men rushing to start keeping girlfriends because their wife became fat.

This kind disease is too much for men. As soon as the first boil show for the woman skin dem go japa.

Iyaebe:
If it's a man now,he's already bringing different women home to sleep with. Only a woman loves truly,most men don't have a heart, you'll only know this if their penis is put under some lifetime test of fate, they will so betray you without having a second thought.

Loreettaa:
Lol. Married men are daring where sinhle guys don't. Some it's after marriage that their eyes will be open to see your beauty.
Not today, satan

I just sent you a mail. You should edit your post so nairaland boys don't start disturbing you anyhow.

Loreettaa:
Lol. Married men are daring where sinhle guys don't. Some it's after marriage that their eyes will be open to see your beauty.
Not today, satan

I just sent you a mail. You should edit your post so nairaland boys don't start disturbing you anyhow.

Myexdisturbs:
Done

Loreettaa:
I'm a few years older than you. And I'll say you put it succinctly. Most beautiful ladies WHO DON'T SHOW SKIN hardly get asked out. People assume you're taken. Period. I'm not miss world but I look good, dress well. So I know what you're saying has a lot of truth to it.
Na married men dey stand ontop my matter. Most of the single guys coming are in the university, job hunters and that's even online. Offline, I hardly get toasters.
I like you. I'd like to be your friend if you don't mind.

Myexdisturbs:
Send me your mobile

Loreettaa:
Everyone expects you to be bad mannered.
If you're good mannered and very beautiful, it's too good to be true. You're pretending.

Everyone expects you to be getting constant male attention. Meanwhile, most men are very wary of extremely good looking women and would rather approach average ones to boost their ego.

People can't just accept it that you're single. Like singularly single. Somehow, they think you're lying because they expect men to be flooding your DM.

Others expect you to use your beauty to secure privilege. "How can a beautiful lady like you be jobless? Or broke?" they say.

Men think you're getting constant sex. Especially if you have a pretty face with a "hot" body. It's almost unbelievable if she's fair skinned and claims to be a virgin.

You can add your own.

Yhungsarm:
Am so confused writing this right now, i got to know about Okafors law when i watched the movie in 2019 or so. Then, i never thought it was real, i just thought it is for movie sake. But i have this crazy friend who believes and proof it all the time.
For does of us that don't know what Okafors law is i will state it( if a man as a mind blowing sex with a girl, he can have her again at any time even if they are not together again).
This my guy, if he sex a girl and they break up, after a short period of time he still have his way of having sex with them and the most astonishing thing is, he his always cheating which makes me wonder why those girls still grant him access to their body.
Am confuse, i want to know if it happens as a result of the law or just a mere coincidence. please if you have experience please let us know.
Note: This is for mature people.

toyini1234:
This Christmas season I want to take someone special to lunch... I am budgeting 1k. its my first time. I kinda need guide

Myexdisturbs:
So let's be friends then

Myexdisturbs:
That's nice, good to know. Do you keep friends?

Jayzel:
I mix my with different ebony oil's and aloe~vera to make it more thick and sensational
U can google it on ya phone and choose 4rm the list u discover

Myexdisturbs:
That's nice, good to know. Do you keep friends?

Jayzel:
Yeah i think it comes with much pain at first but later on they feel the pleasure (female)
But to me i don't feel any pleasure when doing the anal sex but i only feel the warmness in there

Myexdisturbs:
Wow, you're a kind gal and I like what you've written here. Thanks a million times. Seems you're in the abroad to be this open minded.

Hotspotbro:
Just a nice feeling, jare.the feeling of teeth on tits..

IceColdVeins:
I'm not even a fan. I just want to bend your waist and give you backshots straight up.
Most ladies I romped with called me selfish

Jayzel:
Yea different feeling's 4 both gender's but i think d female's enjoy it more

Myexdisturbs:
I was bathing this evening in the cool shower so I had to watch my anal area and stick my finger I inside my anus and I felt good about it and was wondering how it could feel to receive a dick inside.

Mind you I'm not gay and will never be.
So I'm just wondering if the feelings in anal sex feels same as vagina in ladies.

reyscrub:
Ok ooh, I hear you. As I earlier said, I'm a married man and I can never marry another lady instead, I go they explore their phenomenon.

Before I even move with a lady, I for don let am know say I be married man ooh and that na only side chick make we they do so that tomorrow, you no go they shed crocodile tears say I cheated on you or jilt you.

Again on the reciprocating gesture you say you no look am abi? like you don't fancy giving it back sho?, na wa for you ooh. So if your guy they try pleasing you and humble self to ensure you are happy by doing your bidding, you go say na inh job be that abi. You be like demi god to worship be that ooh.

Madam to be, respect is reciprocal, when you observe that someone they try ensure say things be done properly even with inconvenience, just they reciprocate it fast fast and turn am deity so as to swell up inh head so that he no go get discourage ok.

My piece advise sha

Favfables1:
I was gisting with a feminist sometime ago and she said that woman were treated unfairly and that a man doing a job is paid more than his female counterpart for doing the same job, I didn't argue...

By some stroke of grace, I got a contract to type the examination for a school ((all subjects from JSS1 - SS3)), and considering the deadline I needed someone to join me so I could meet the deadline and as God will have it, my feminist friend was available...

So we went there, they gave us all the exams they had set from all their teachers. When my friend saw it, she quickly picked the likes of social studies and home economics and pushed mathematics, physics, chemistry, business studies towards me... Knowing fully well that those ones involved formulas and thus are harder to type as compared to social studies... I just smiled and picked the one she pushed in my direction...

After she types one subject, she will take almost an hour break or more chatting and doing all sort of things ... I didn't say anything, I kept typing rarely taking more than 3mins break to stretch...

So it went on and on for through out the time we typing and finally we were done and we were paid. And I gave her 35% of the money and took the rest, my dear feminist got angry and talked and talked and talked and called me all sorts of names... Saying this is how men are and this is what feminist is fighting against... we did the same work and now you want to collect more than me....

I just smiled and told her to insert her flash into a system and check the number of pages she typed, then multiply it by the amount we charged them per page...

After her plenty rant, she checked it and multiplied it... When she compared the money I gave her to the one she calculated, it was the exact amount, nothing missed...

My babe weak... She started saying don't you know women go through a lot and this and that and this...and during the initial time of our typing I was having menstrual cramps, you don't know what's that's like, so you cannot consider and blah blah blah blah...

I just smiled and walked away...

I'm not in anyway using her as a yardstick to measure other feminist, buh let's be real with ourselves here, lots of our so called feminist are like that...

They claim it's unfair and cry foul, buh if we really sit down to analyze it, they are actually getting what there deserve!! ((Atleast lots of it))... Compare the number of men and women who go for war?? Who is more?? Uet they're not talking about it...If a man and a woman commit the same crime, a woman will most likely be considered and be given a lesser sentence as compared to the man... They're not complaining about it... When a natural disaster happens and rescue team comes around, who do they pay priority to?? Woman and children,ba? But they're not talking about it...

Yes feminist have fought for the right cause in times past and it's commendable, buh if we truly want to consider what some of our so called feminist are fighting for, trust me it's just so-so

Up to me sef...
I would give feminist what they want...
Sheybi it's EQUALITY IN ALL THINGS ba...
Let them have it...
E go tire them...

reyscrub:
I'm married.

But for other qualities enh, I'm qualify even include chivalry attitude.

But is it possible and practicable for female to reciprocate the good man gesture i.e chivalry gesture? Why I said this is that female never get please whut whatever is theirs, they compare and always want more till they they meet their waterloo.

So if you consider me eligible enh, make I mail you babe ok.

Truvelisback:
It's not my first time, it is rare to see ladies do so or for u to see ladies who are polite and respectful.

Datboredberry:
You're wrong: Most men are like that


For a man to be loved by a woman, he needs to be polite and be respectful to the woman... Many of you men lack this

So edit your post... How many women have you knelt down to serve?

Ain't seeking respect from me? Then don't mention it...

Datboredberry:
Honestly, I only respect those deserving of it...

If only that poor girl knew you like I do...

reyscrub:
I feel like applying to your bid now but you no go select me because I no meet one of the conditions you put up.

Blessing0305:
Its reaction to the males' hate towards females for reasons best known to the men. I hope the men love it wen they ar the only active gender on Nairaland

AlhajiNatty:
Ana akogheri.
Don't go and concentrate on your studies.
A 16 year old teenager is breaking records in the world of Programming and you, a 21 year old upcoming Runsbabe created an account that's 2days old just to look for a simp to simp the more in the name of looking for a man with chivalry.
Amu sorry for you!

Layobay:
Abegi, can't person put up her interest request out there again? If you no say you no get interest in her write-up, must you castigate her desire?

Na waoh for these crop of guys wey just they ooze out hot air from their cavity.

The local and ignoramus believe of some men or guys that all ladies depend or marry guys for financial reason only make me sick. I have seen financially stable ladies who married and entrusted all their wealths for the man with happiness.

So Sister, I no be your dream man because I be married nan and I no get the quality of kind guy you want ok, I for don mail you.

As I dey so, na only hookup bae wey I go flex with I need now to cruise with ok.

So, your dream guy go soon connect you ok. Just believe and be focus on your conviction that nothing is impossible to a determine person.